第二章 爹版“三从四德”

dierzhangdieban“sancongside”

3.

womapotianhuangdekaikoudingzhuangta:“buxinga,gaozhongyidingdeshang。”

“xiaoyunchengjineimehao,duwangaozhongjianglaiyidingnengkaogehaodaxue。”

“jiuzheimechuoxuexialaidagong,yibeiziqiantujiuhuile......”

wobalimachuihuzidengyan:“nidazibushiyigedelaoniangmendonggepi!”

“laozuzongdoushuole,nvziwucaibianshide,shangxuezhengqianneishinanrendeshi。”

“nvrenzhiyaohuixiyizuofanzuojiawu,nengjinanrenshenghaizijiuzugoule。”

“xuelitaigaobujinfeishifeiqian,haijingxuedeyangaoshoudi。”

“yaoshinvrenbinanrenyouxiu,neihaizenmejiaren?”

“dengtaduwandaxuedouershiduole,bierenhaizidouhuidajiangyoule。”

“zancunlichuqudeneijigenvdaxuesheng,nagebushituodaolejiejinsanshisuihaimeijiaren?”

“yigegeduinanrentiaosanjiansi,buzhidaomeiyangaodi!”

“zanjiazhirangxiaohuyigerenshangxuejiugoule,xiaoyunganjinxialaidagong,jiuzheimedingle!”

peihudechengjihenwending,yizhidaoshuqianwuming,liangaozhongdoumeikaoshang,wobazhinenghuaqianjitadulegezhixiao。

lundaowodeshihou,tasihuodoubuyuanyizaijiwochuyifenqianxuefei。

neitianwanshangwohewomajianjuebutongyichuoxue,youaileyidunduda。

diertian,zhongkaochengjichulaile,woquanshiqiansan,gaozhongxuefeiquanmian。

yitingmianfei,wobacaimianqiangtongyiwojixudugaozhong。

danshenghuofeiyifenbuchu,rangwozijixiangbanfa。

yikaishi,womahaitoutoujiwosaiqian。

ranerpeihulianggeyanzhuzigenshexiangtouyiyang,zongnengjishifaxianbingdaxiaobaogao。

jieguokexiangerzhi,wohewomayiqiaida,suoyoudeqiandoubeimeishou。

weilefangzhiwomajiwoqian,wobabaqianguandehenyan。

napawomachumenmaicai,douyaoyiwuyishidehuibaoqingchu,youyifenqianduibushangjiuyaoaida。

woshiqujingjilaiyuan,zhinengzaixuexiaoshitang**dafan。

meiyougongzi,dankeyimianfeichifan,zheijiuzugoule。

zhishiqitashenghuoyongpinjiubiezhiwangle。

nimenjianguoyishuangxiechuansannian,dizidoumochuandema?

嘿嘿,我见过。

因为那就是我的鞋。

buguowusuowei,dengwokaoshangdaxue,jiunengquzuoyougongzide**,zaiyebuchoushenghuofeile。

gaozhongshiguang,jiannanduguo。

wobuchuyiwaidekaoshanglezhongdiandaxue,jijiangyuanzougaofei,benxiangxinshenghuo。

wobasihuganjuedaowoyaotuolitadezhangkong,gaosanbiyedeshujia,tahewogezaijiaduiwojinxingxinyilunxinao。

jiajiaodediyike——sancongside。

sancong:weijiacongfu,jijiacongfu,fusicongzi。

wobayeshirencai,haiyongzijidelijiejiayiquanshi。

tashuozhiyaojialihaiyouyigehuozhedenanren,nvrenjiubixufucong。

jibiannanrensile,yeyaozhaogejiebanrenjixufucong。

zheitemebushimeishizhaonvema?

zongzhi,nvrenlilenanrenjiubunengsuanren,zhiyouyikaonanren,cainengxiangshouzuorendejibenquanli。

sideyuanbenshifude、fuyan、furong、fugong。

danwobagengxinlexiandaibanbende“side”。

nanrendeshengriyaojide,nanrendexinsiyaodongde,jinanrenhuaqianyaoshede,ainanrendedayaorende......

wodoukuairenbuzhujitaguzhangle。

yanjiudananzizhuyizheikuai,wobayijingdengfengzaoji。

ruguofengjiansixiangyougexiehui,tajueduiyouzigeshengrenhuizhang。

jiashenengchuanyuegudai,wobaqimayeshigenulizhujibiede。

4.

“nvrendezhenjiezheikuai,yeshiwobixutixingnide!”

“nvrenzuibaoguidebushiqingchun,yebushirongmao,ershizhenjie。”

“shiquzhenjiedenvren,zainanrenyanliyiwenbuzhi。”

“nvrenzaijiarenzhiqianbixushiwanbizhishen,buranjiubuzhiqianle,cailidouyaobushanglaijia。”

“suoyinibuzhunzaolian,lineixienanrenyuandian。”

“yihoujiarenle,yeyaogenqitananrenbaochijuli。”

“qianwanbiexuenima,yiweirenfuzheimeduonianle,haibushoufudaogousandasi,baoshoucaishiyigenvrenzuiyouxiudepinzhi!”

wobahuafengyizhuan,youbamaotouduizhunlewoma。

shangciwomachumenmaicai,jinjingennanlinjudaleshengzhaohu,jiubeiwobarendingweibushoufudao,tuohuijiadudaleyidun。

haiyaoxiexiabaozhengshu,guizhexiangwobabaozhengyihouzaiyebuganle。

我真替我妈喊冤。

ruguozheidousuanbushoufudao,neishijieshangchuleyabahexiazi,jibenmeiyouhaonvrenle。

jiezheigehuati,woyebamaotouduizhunpeihu:“neiwogecai20chutou,jiuzaiwaimianjiaosanwugenvpengyou,zheisuanshenme?”

peihudenglewoyiyan,lizhiqizhuangdao:“suanwoyoubenshibei,hainengsuanshenme?”

wojixufanbo:“neinidenvpengyounianjidougenwoyibanda,tamenbusuanzaolian?busuanshiquzhenjiema?”

wobalenghengyisheng:“guanhaonizijijiuxingle,niguanbierenganshenme?”

“nigenaneixiebushoufudaodenvhailianlianshou,jianglaicainengqugelaoshibenfendehaoxifu,zheihenheli。”

我还能说什么呢?

suoyouedudeyuyancihui,douwufazhunquexingrongwobahewoge。

dengwodaxuebiye,chengleyimingyouxiudelvshi,gezhongfulidaiyuherongyunadaoshouruan。

wobahewogeyougaikoule,zaiyebutinvziwucaibianshide,zhangkoubikouyiwoweirong。

wohetangmarudinghundeshihou,womabingchideshixiankanrenpinzaikannengli。

zhiyaolaogongduiwohao,caibucailidoubuzhongyao,zhishiyigexingshi。

wobaquedangchangduiwomapokoudama:“nigebaijialaoniangmen,laoziyangnverzheimeduonian,hualeduoshaoqiannisuanguoma?”

“xianzaijiachuqudangranyaobachengbenshouhuilai,buranbujiushipeibenmaimailema?”

tashizidakaikou,zhangzuijiuyaosanshiwancaili,jitangmaruhedegouqiang。

yinweidangshiwomenbendidecailipingjunyecaishiwanchutou,wobashizaitaiguotandewuyan。

wolaogongtangmaruyeshiputongjiatingchushen,zheixienianmaifangmaichebajiadidoutaokongle,genbenmeizanxiaduoshaoqian。

danweilequwo,tamenyijiazaguomaitiecougoulesanshiwan,zheicaihuodelewobadexuke。

hunhou,woyiweizongsuannengtuolineigejiale。

jieguowobasantianliangtouduiwomenhulaihequ,shibushishenshouyaoqianhua。

hairangwomenhaohaozhengqian,jipeihumaitaohunfangquxifu。

jianwobuleyi,tahaizhenzhenyouci:“laozuzongshuole,baishanxiaoweixian,laozishinidie,nijiudexiaoshunlaozi。”

worenbuzhuduidao:“laozuzongyeshuole,jiachuqudenverpochuqudeshui,yihouwozhigupojia,niangjiadeshibielaizhanbian。”

haowuxuannian,wobayouduiwodongshoule。

zheiyijingshidi961cijiabaole,wodajishiqijiushuzheni!