dierzhangdieban“sancongside”
3.
womapotianhuangdekaikoudingzhuangta:“buxinga,gaozhongyidingdeshang。”
“xiaoyunchengjineimehao,duwangaozhongjianglaiyidingnengkaogehaodaxue。”
“jiuzheimechuoxuexialaidagong,yibeiziqiantujiuhuile......”
wobalimachuihuzidengyan:“nidazibushiyigedelaoniangmendonggepi!”
“laozuzongdoushuole,nvziwucaibianshide,shangxuezhengqianneishinanrendeshi。”
“nvrenzhiyaohuixiyizuofanzuojiawu,nengjinanrenshenghaizijiuzugoule。”
“xuelitaigaobujinfeishifeiqian,haijingxuedeyangaoshoudi。”
“yaoshinvrenbinanrenyouxiu,neihaizenmejiaren?”
“dengtaduwandaxuedouershiduole,bierenhaizidouhuidajiangyoule。”
“zancunlichuqudeneijigenvdaxuesheng,nagebushituodaolejiejinsanshisuihaimeijiaren?”
“yigegeduinanrentiaosanjiansi,buzhidaomeiyangaodi!”
“zanjiazhirangxiaohuyigerenshangxuejiugoule,xiaoyunganjinxialaidagong,jiuzheimedingle!”
peihudechengjihenwending,yizhidaoshuqianwuming,liangaozhongdoumeikaoshang,wobazhinenghuaqianjitadulegezhixiao。
lundaowodeshihou,tasihuodoubuyuanyizaijiwochuyifenqianxuefei。
neitianwanshangwohewomajianjuebutongyichuoxue,youaileyidunduda。
diertian,zhongkaochengjichulaile,woquanshiqiansan,gaozhongxuefeiquanmian。
yitingmianfei,wobacaimianqiangtongyiwojixudugaozhong。
danshenghuofeiyifenbuchu,rangwozijixiangbanfa。
yikaishi,womahaitoutoujiwosaiqian。
ranerpeihulianggeyanzhuzigenshexiangtouyiyang,zongnengjishifaxianbingdaxiaobaogao。
jieguokexiangerzhi,wohewomayiqiaida,suoyoudeqiandoubeimeishou。
weilefangzhiwomajiwoqian,wobabaqianguandehenyan。
napawomachumenmaicai,douyaoyiwuyishidehuibaoqingchu,youyifenqianduibushangjiuyaoaida。
woshiqujingjilaiyuan,zhinengzaixuexiaoshitang**dafan。
meiyougongzi,dankeyimianfeichifan,zheijiuzugoule。
zhishiqitashenghuoyongpinjiubiezhiwangle。
nimenjianguoyishuangxiechuansannian,dizidoumochuandema?
嘿嘿,我见过。
因为那就是我的鞋。
buguowusuowei,dengwokaoshangdaxue,jiunengquzuoyougongzide**,zaiyebuchoushenghuofeile。
gaozhongshiguang,jiannanduguo。
wobuchuyiwaidekaoshanglezhongdiandaxue,jijiangyuanzougaofei,benxiangxinshenghuo。
wobasihuganjuedaowoyaotuolitadezhangkong,gaosanbiyedeshujia,tahewogezaijiaduiwojinxingxinyilunxinao。
jiajiaodediyike——sancongside。
sancong:weijiacongfu,jijiacongfu,fusicongzi。
wobayeshirencai,haiyongzijidelijiejiayiquanshi。
tashuozhiyaojialihaiyouyigehuozhedenanren,nvrenjiubixufucong。
jibiannanrensile,yeyaozhaogejiebanrenjixufucong。
zheitemebushimeishizhaonvema?
zongzhi,nvrenlilenanrenjiubunengsuanren,zhiyouyikaonanren,cainengxiangshouzuorendejibenquanli。
sideyuanbenshifude、fuyan、furong、fugong。
danwobagengxinlexiandaibanbende“side”。
nanrendeshengriyaojide,nanrendexinsiyaodongde,jinanrenhuaqianyaoshede,ainanrendedayaorende......
wodoukuairenbuzhujitaguzhangle。
yanjiudananzizhuyizheikuai,wobayijingdengfengzaoji。
ruguofengjiansixiangyougexiehui,tajueduiyouzigeshengrenhuizhang。
jiashenengchuanyuegudai,wobaqimayeshigenulizhujibiede。
4.
“nvrendezhenjiezheikuai,yeshiwobixutixingnide!”
“nvrenzuibaoguidebushiqingchun,yebushirongmao,ershizhenjie。”
“shiquzhenjiedenvren,zainanrenyanliyiwenbuzhi。”
“nvrenzaijiarenzhiqianbixushiwanbizhishen,buranjiubuzhiqianle,cailidouyaobushanglaijia。”
“suoyinibuzhunzaolian,lineixienanrenyuandian。”
“yihoujiarenle,yeyaogenqitananrenbaochijuli。”
“qianwanbiexuenima,yiweirenfuzheimeduonianle,haibushoufudaogousandasi,baoshoucaishiyigenvrenzuiyouxiudepinzhi!”
wobahuafengyizhuan,youbamaotouduizhunlewoma。
shangciwomachumenmaicai,jinjingennanlinjudaleshengzhaohu,jiubeiwobarendingweibushoufudao,tuohuijiadudaleyidun。
haiyaoxiexiabaozhengshu,guizhexiangwobabaozhengyihouzaiyebuganle。
我真替我妈喊冤。
ruguozheidousuanbushoufudao,neishijieshangchuleyabahexiazi,jibenmeiyouhaonvrenle。
jiezheigehuati,woyebamaotouduizhunpeihu:“neiwogecai20chutou,jiuzaiwaimianjiaosanwugenvpengyou,zheisuanshenme?”
peihudenglewoyiyan,lizhiqizhuangdao:“suanwoyoubenshibei,hainengsuanshenme?”
wojixufanbo:“neinidenvpengyounianjidougenwoyibanda,tamenbusuanzaolian?busuanshiquzhenjiema?”
wobalenghengyisheng:“guanhaonizijijiuxingle,niguanbierenganshenme?”
“nigenaneixiebushoufudaodenvhailianlianshou,jianglaicainengqugelaoshibenfendehaoxifu,zheihenheli。”
我还能说什么呢?
suoyouedudeyuyancihui,douwufazhunquexingrongwobahewoge。
dengwodaxuebiye,chengleyimingyouxiudelvshi,gezhongfulidaiyuherongyunadaoshouruan。
wobahewogeyougaikoule,zaiyebutinvziwucaibianshide,zhangkoubikouyiwoweirong。
wohetangmarudinghundeshihou,womabingchideshixiankanrenpinzaikannengli。
zhiyaolaogongduiwohao,caibucailidoubuzhongyao,zhishiyigexingshi。
wobaquedangchangduiwomapokoudama:“nigebaijialaoniangmen,laoziyangnverzheimeduonian,hualeduoshaoqiannisuanguoma?”
“xianzaijiachuqudangranyaobachengbenshouhuilai,buranbujiushipeibenmaimailema?”
tashizidakaikou,zhangzuijiuyaosanshiwancaili,jitangmaruhedegouqiang。
yinweidangshiwomenbendidecailipingjunyecaishiwanchutou,wobashizaitaiguotandewuyan。
wolaogongtangmaruyeshiputongjiatingchushen,zheixienianmaifangmaichebajiadidoutaokongle,genbenmeizanxiaduoshaoqian。
danweilequwo,tamenyijiazaguomaitiecougoulesanshiwan,zheicaihuodelewobadexuke。
hunhou,woyiweizongsuannengtuolineigejiale。
jieguowobasantianliangtouduiwomenhulaihequ,shibushishenshouyaoqianhua。
hairangwomenhaohaozhengqian,jipeihumaitaohunfangquxifu。
jianwobuleyi,tahaizhenzhenyouci:“laozuzongshuole,baishanxiaoweixian,laozishinidie,nijiudexiaoshunlaozi。”
worenbuzhuduidao:“laozuzongyeshuole,jiachuqudenverpochuqudeshui,yihouwozhigupojia,niangjiadeshibielaizhanbian。”
haowuxuannian,wobayouduiwodongshoule。
zheiyijingshidi961cijiabaole,wodajishiqijiushuzheni!