“woqu，zhouchao?jiemuzuzhenshitainiule，zheishigongbulezuijindekaogufaxianlema?tongzhihuaxiajiangjinbabainiandewangchaozhouchao!tairangwozhenhanle!”
“woxuanbu《zhongzouhuaxialu》shiwojinnianbizhuidaodidezongyi!zheishiduoshaokaoguzhuanjiaxuezheduoshaoniandenuli，buzhuibushihuaxiaren!”
“meicuo，bingqiewojianyirangquanguodexueshengdouguankanzheidangjiemu，lejiehuaxialishi，jianzhitaiyoujiaoyuyiyile!”
“ruguowomeikancuodehua，banyanwenwanglachedelaorenshiguoneideyijiyanyuanwangqingxianglaoshiba?tayanjichaojibang!”
“loushangshuodemeicuo，erqiecheshangneigerenmaosishiyuheweilaoshi，yeshichaojiyouxiudeyanyuan，zheicaikaichangbangexiaoshijiuchulailianggezhongbangyanyuan，zheigejiemujianzhishidazhizuo，dashoubi!”
“biedoukualaoshile，wojuedejiangjieyuanzhangfanxiaogeyehenbang，lishizhishixinshounianlai，yaozhidaohuaxiadelishikeyiyizhichuyuduancengzhuangtai，jibianshilishiyanjiuchuxianletupo，yeshizhiyoudingjianxuezhejiaoshoucaizhidao!”
“yuanlaimaolvxiaogejiaozhangfana，erqiehaishijiemuzudelishijiangjieyuan，yejiushuozhangfanxiaogehuiyizhigensuijiabinzucanyanxiaquma?”
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节目组。
chenzhangankanzhepingmuzhonghuamianquezhouqilemeitou，tayouxieyihuodenaqizhuozishangdeziliao，chayueyifanhou，huranzhouqimeitou：“zheigezhangfanzenmehuishi?”
“zenmebuantaicizou?”
yangminquebuzhisuoyi，youxieyihuodekanxiangchenzhangan：“youshenmebuduima?”
chenzhanganjiangziliaodijiyangmin：“nizijikankan!”
“zhoujiaoshoujideziliaoshangshuodehenqingchu，wenwanglachebabaibu，caiyouzhouchaobabainiantianxia!”
“zenmedaoletazhei，zhouchaochengle791nianle?”
“精确到个位?”
yangminkanlekanziliaohou，yemengle，tanaonaotou：“haoxiangzhenshiai....”
“buguozhangfanshizhoujiaoshouqinzitiaoxuande，tapinxinghecaixuejiulianzhoulaoyezantan!”
“tazenmehuifanzheizhongdijicuowu?”
takanleyiyanhoutaishuju，faxianzhibojiandeguanzhongrenshuhaizaiwenguzengzhang，muqianyijingdadaoleyiwanwu，bingqiedanmufanxiangyehenhao。
bingmeiyouguanzhongzaiyizheige“cuowu!”
“jiemuyijingkaishile，meibanfatingxialaile!”
“erqiexianzaiguanzhongyebuhuifaxianzheigecuowude。”
“denghuiwohezhoujiaoshougoutongyixia。”
chenzhanganquezhouqimeitou：“meineimejiandan!”
“zhoujiaoshouhaiyoushangbaimingdeguoneilishizhuanjia，haofeilejishiniandeshijiancaidatonglehuaxialishiduanceng!”
“bingqierucixinrenwo，xuanzeyizongyidexingshijiangjishiniandeyanjiuchengguogongkai!”
“zaiguanzhongxinzhong，zheibushiyidangzongyi，ershihuaxialishidejiaokeshu!”
“yidiandiancuowudoubuxing!”
“nixianzaijiulianlianxizhoujiaoshou，xiangbanfajishibujiu!”
yangminyeyishidaoshiqingdeyanzhongxing，bianbuzaiduoshuo，zhuanshenchulemen。