tonghuaqiongjiushizaizheidufuyanqideyishunjianchuandaotashenshang，zhongshengdaoledufujixuzuoyaodeshihou。
zheiyangderenjingranrangtazhongshengle。
tonghuaqiongjuedechuandaozheiyangdeefushenshang，shishangtianbukaiyanchengfacuoleren。
tabujiushichuanlaizhiqianjujueleyiweinantongxuedebiaobai，shangtianyemeibiyaozheiyangehenhenchengfataba？
“娘，你没事吧。”
“niang，zheiliangtiankehesiwole。”
shenbianliangdaizhujiangtonghuaqiongjiazhezuoleqilai，yikouyigeniangtingderenzaoxin。
tonghuaqiongyinchenzheliankaozaizhentoushang。
huzhenvwawaburangdadenianqingfuren，yejiushijizixifuchensufenduanzheyaowandoudousuosuodezoujinwu。
“duangeyaodouneimeman，nixiangrangniangsi？”gudashuyizhangzuijiumeihaohua。
dapangguinvgutaohuapishouduoxiachensufangshoulideyaowandidaotonghuaqiongzuibian，buyoufenshuojitonghuaqiongguanxia。
yaokuderangtonghuaqiongdeyanshenyufayinchenle。
zheikanzaichensufangyanli，jiushipopoyaokaidale。
hedechensufangputongyishengguizaichuangbian，kudeshangqibujiexiaqi：“niang，wobugaituinin，nindawomawo，zhiqiuninbuyaobamanersongquzhengjia，neijiushihuokenga。”
tonghuaqionghaibuzhigaizuoshafanyingshi，disandaidaizhusunziyaozujiuzhuazhesunnvmanerjinlewu。
manerbeiyaozuanzheguizainiangqinchensufenyipang，xiaoxiaodeshenzizhandouzhe，lianshangguamanlei。
老不死的毒妇！
简直不干人事啊！
douyacaiyiyangshouruodeliusuimaoyatou，jingranyaomaijizhengjiadangxifu。
zheishihaideconggujiaxiaoerzigujingzheshuoqi。
gujingzhedushuyoujifentianfuzaishen，zaiganggangguoqudexianshizhongzhongletongsheng，duiyubabeizidoushinongjiadegujiaeryanshuyuzufenmaoqingyan，zheikebatongdajiaodesehuaile。
gujingzhezijiyedese，huranzhijianjiujuedezhenshangdesishuzhuangbuxiazijizheitiaodajinlile，naozheyaoqufuchengdewanliushuyuandushu。
wanliushuyuanshuxiubudi，gujiadanbuqi。
gujingzhejitonghuaqionghuabing，wanliushuyuanneizaiquandayandounengpaishanghaode，tianxiayingcaiyibanchuziwanliushuyuan。ruoshinengzaizheiyangdedifangdushu，bushuoshizililiang，jiushiyihoutacanjiakejuwanliushuyuandeshixiongshidiyehuishiqiangdarenmai。
chaozhongmeiyourenmai，napadanglezhuangyuandouyoukenengfendaobianyuandiqukuao，tabaixiangfenghoujiniangqinzhenggaomingdemengxiangzanengkuaisushixian。
tongdajiaoyitingzheihua，paizhedatuijidongdebiaoshiwoerxiaoshunjiniangzhenggaoming，bixuyaoqufuchengwanliushuyuan。
meitiaojianchuangzaotiaojianyeyaoqu。
tongdajiaohejilejialidejiachan，jijianniwubunengmai，mailequanjiazhunali？jimudiyebunengmai，mailehexibeifeng？jialinengmaidezhiyouyitouzhu、yiqunxiadanji、shijidanguzi，kezheijiayiqihaidibushangerzizaiwanliushuyuanbanniandejiaoyonga！
gujingzhebiaoshicouyinziyebunan，rangmeimeichujiazhuanyibicailijiunenggou。
tongdajiaotengguinv，gengtengerzi，tatinglegujingzhedetiyidaoshixindong。kegutaohuashidunziyiyangdetixingyidianjiuzhadepiqi，meipodaotieyinziyebuyuanyijishuoqin。
gujingzhebiaoshizheishibunan，haorenjiakanbushanggutaohua，neijiuchayidianderenjia。heshiderentadoudatinghaole，xianlizhengjurendelelaobingdeshibasuierzi，yuanyihuazhongjinquqinchongxi。
gutaohuadezhigegejiangzhuyidadaozijishenshang，yaojiangtajiajifeilaochongxi，wuzhedaonianlegujingzheerlidi。
tongdajiaobushedejiangguinvjiajilaobing，zhuantoujiangzhuyidadaolemanertoushang。
tabenlaijiudasuanmanerzaidajisuijiumaidaodahurenjiadangyahuan。
xianzaijiangmanersongdaozhengjurenjiachongxi，neibushibimailedangyahuangenghao？
chongxishiquqin，jiashangzhengjiashedehuayinzi，jiuguangcailiyixiangyegousonggujingzhequwanliushuyuandushule。
manernianjixiaoshixiaoledian，xiaolehaonanie。
zhengjiahenkuaixialeding，tongdajiaonalezhengjiaerbailiangyinzisidianjinzibuliaoruogan，jiuyaohuosujiangmanersaijizhengjia。
yankanzheguinvyaojinhuokeng，yixiangnirenbanbuchuqidechensufennandeyingqileyiba，duzhemenburangmanerchugujiadamen。
tongdajiaoshuashualiangbazhanggaizaichensufenlianshang，chensufangweileguinvhuolechuqu，yitouzhuangzaipoposhenshang，bapopozhuangfeizaimenkuangshang。
tongdajiaozhijiekeyunleguoqu。
“dasao，nibiebuzhihaodai，manernengquzhengjiashizangujiazufenmaoqingyanle。maneryiguoqujiuguoshangchuanjindaiyinjinnuyinbiderizi，zheinalishihuokeng，neishifuwo。”gutaohualenglengdesaoledasaochensufenliangyan。
“taohuashuodedui，zhengjiashifuwo。dasaozininalitingdexiehuashuoshenmehuokengbuhuokengde，yaobushijingzhekaozhongtongsheng，zheimenqinshilunbudaozangujia。dasaonihaibaoyuan，ruobushiwojiayaozushinanwa，nalinenglundaomanerpanshangzheimenhaoqin。”
gudashusaoleyiyanzijiaerziyaozu，tashizhendekexiyaozubushigeguinv。
fouzetajiushizhengjiadagongzideqinqinyuezhangle。
guinvnianjixiaozenmele，jiaguoqushouguazenmele？
neibuyeguodeshichixiangheladerizi。
大嫂子就是想不开。
“jiushibierenxiangjiaguoquhaibunengni。”gutaohuafuhedao。
可惜了！
zhengjiadagongziruobushifeilaojiaguoqububujiujiudeshougua，shuoshenmetadouyaotieshangqu。
现在怎么办？
chensufenzuzheburangmanerquzhengjia，wanyizhengjianaohuotuiqinzenmeshouchang？
longfengtaigegegujingzhedeqianchengtabuguanxin，taguanxindeshiwanyishiqingbuchengzhengjiarangbaxiadingdelihaihuiqu，tashenshangdexinyishanghaishizhengjiaxiadingdeliaozizuodeni。
tahaipansuanzhe，neixiadingdejinzitadasuandayigenxiangquanlianggenshouzhuo。
dasaozizheiyinao，daoshoudeshoushidoufeile。
chensufenxileyikouqi，xiaoguzishuodehaoting，jiranzhengjiashifuwo，tazenmebujia？
zheihuatayezhinengzaixinlixiangxiang，kebuganshuo，shuolemanergujidoubunengzaigujialiudaojinwan。
“niang，manerbixudequzhengjia。zanjiadouyijingshoulezhengjiadeli，manerruoshibuqu，wozheishenyishanghaidehaihuiqu，haiyouneixiadingdejinziwoyijingjizhenshangshoushipuzishuohaole，guoliangtianjiusongqudashoushi。”
gutaohuadeyizhangxiaozuizaidapanglianshangyizhangyihe，wengwengwengjiaodetonghuaqiongtouteng。
“haiyouzhengjiadeguanjiaxuwoquzhengjiapuzidangzhangjudechashi，yaozuqudangzhengjiaxiaoerzidebandu。woerfangdeqianchengruoshibeisheijiaohuangle，wojiuzhaosheisuanzhang。”
“zheihunbixubunengtui！dagebuzaijia，wozheigedangshudewozuozhu。”
gudashuyilianwulaideweixiechensufen。
chensufenlouzheguizaishenpangdemaner，munvlianglianseshabai，kudaozaidi。
tonghuaqiongxiangyibazhangshanzaiyiduidaizhuernvlianshang。
renmingguantiandedashi，zheiliangdaizhuyigezhixiangyishangheshoushi，yigezhixiangzijiheerzideqiancheng。
zennaitagangxinglai，shoushibushangjingtaibuqilai。
tashenhenbushizailiangdaizhugangchushengshichuanlai，tahuihaobuyouyujiangliangdaizhunisizaibiantongli。
“闭嘴！”
佟华琼憋足劲爆喝