第4章 活该你讨不到媳妇

lishuhuadaiyunqueerlaidaoxuanyaqiaobixia,yunqueerwangzhejihukanbudaodingdeshan,husiluanxiang,shiyourencongxiamianpaoshengzixialai,ranhoutamenxianghouziyiyanglazheshengzidangshangquma?

“baozheye。”lishuhuazhangbeilanzhetadeyao,fenfu,“bieshuaile。”

yunqueeryijingxiguantahuashaodefengge,manxinyilvdilouzhetadebozi。

lishuhuaduoshidijiangtasisichanzhudeshoulakaiyidian,buzizaidiniuniubozi,“songkaidian,yeyang。”

yunqueeryanzhengzhengkantaconglianhongdaobozi,shenglehuaixinsi,guyiyonglianqucengtadebozi,xiaoxixidisajiao:“yeshizaixianqiwoma?wobuzhun!”

lishuhuaduobuguo,zhidaotashixiaoziji,wenzhetafajiandexiangqi,youxiuyouqi,biezheyiguqi,jiaojianyidian,shunjiantengkong。

tajiuzheimecaizhejihuchengzhijiaodexuanyatuchudejikuaishitou,daoledingshang。

yunqueerhaixiaozheni,zhijueyanyihua,jiufeidaobankongle,fengshengzaitaerbianhuxiao。

tawangxiayiwang,chadianmeibeihechukonggaozheng,jiangliansisimaizailishuhuahuaili,fazhedoubanshangbuganyoudongzuo,shengpalishuhuashouyidou,bazijidiuxiaqu,kejiufenshensuigule。

“daole,doushenme,yehaihuishuailenibucheng。”

yunqueercongtayuqizhongtingchulexingzailehuodeyisi,taiqitou,xiaoliancanbai。

caizheshidile,tadexincailuodaoshichu,congtahuailizhengtuochulai,xiangzhibeirejidexiaobaozi,ziyaliezuididengta,wanglehaipa,yibazhangdazaitadexiongtang,dahandao:“lishuhuanizheige**!huogainitaobudaoxifu!”

“nibushiyexifuma?”lishuhuakanyunqueerzhenshengqile,jingranyeyoujifenxinxu,guaiwanmojiaodidaoqian,“ye、yemeidui。”

yunqueerhaishimeilita,lishuhuaxiangtaotaxiao,zaizhenshangguangcunletaohaodexinsi,zhuantiaonvhaixihuandedifang。

qingshibanjiedaodeliangbianshiguseguxiangdechaloujiuguandenggudaijianzhu,laiwangdeshichuanzhangyizhangshandexiaofanxingren,yunqueerdiyicikandao,yanjingdouzhile,zaobaneidianqipaodaojiuxiaoyunwai。

dantakanlishuhuaxiaoxinyiyidihongtademoyang,dangweibeiqiyadeyitianchuqi,guyimeidalita。

yunqueerzoudaomaidoufunaodexiaotan,wendaoneixiangwei,juedeyouxingle,dianleyiwan。

fanzhengyourenjiezhang,youbianyibuzhanwangbadan。

jitashengdoufunaodedashuhaoxiangrenshitashenhoudelishuhua,xiaohehediwen:“lixiaozi,nigenzheipiaoliangxiaoguniangshishenmeguanxia,kandezheimejin。”

lishuhuazuodaotapangbian,zheishihoubujianhaixiu,da:“tashiyexifu。”

“yo,shashihouchengqindea。”

“今晚。”

“啊!”

yunqueerjingyadidengdayan,xiangtingdaoshenmejingtiandamimi,“nishuoshawanyi。”

tamenyuanlufanhui,yunqueerlaoyuanjiufaxianbuduijing。

neizuohuipupudefangzihuanranyixin,denghuohuihuang,guamanhongcaidai,yixihainengtingdaorensheng。

啥时候这么热闹了?

yunqueerlingluanle,tahaipadibuganguoqu,beilishuhuaxianglinxiaoziziyiyanglinlehuiqu。

yijinyuan,tiezhedejigedaxizidoukuaishanxialeyunqueerdeyan。

taxinzhongfengkuangpaoxiao,bushibabushiba,zheijiushilishuhuajitadejingxima,zheitamashijingheba,tadoukuaihechuxinzangbingle!

lishuhuazheimegedaxiaohuozheimehenquma!

sheilaigaosutazheishiyichangmeng!

“舒画,儿媳妇。”

yinanyinvzhanzaiwuneichongtamenxiaodeyiweishenzhang。