buguoshuodaodizheiyeshibierenjiadeshiqing，luwanningyebudasuanduozui。
zheiyidajiazirengehuaiguitaide，gujiyihouhuiyougengduomafanshi。
luwanninggenzhemuqinshenhou，lianggerenzhaoleyixiechaihuo，kaishishaoshui。
“niang，zanmenhaishiyaoduocunyidianshui，zheishuicaishishengmingzhiyuanquana。”luwanningyouxieyouxinchongchongde。
zheiyichuanyueguolaijiuyaotaonan，taonanlushangeduzishichangtai，yaoshimeiyouganjingdeshuihe，daoshihoushengbingle，jiuzhiyousiluyitiaole。
zheiyilushangdoubuzhidaodiuxiaduoshaobingrenle。
zaitaohuangdelushang，liangxinneishizuibuzhiqiandedongxi。
“wanwanzheigenijiufangxinba，nidiehaodaiyeshizuoleershilainiandetezhongbingle，zheizhongyewaishengcundeshiqing，xiaoyisi。”liyuepailepailuwanningdejianbang，shiyitafangxin。
luwanningxiangdaozijialaodiedebenshi，zheicaisongleyikouqi，guaiqiaodediandiantou，dingzhewaguanlideshui，dengzheshaokai。
jiuzaizheishiyigechuanzhexiangduitimiandeshaonianzouleguolai。
“wanwan，niyetaishale，zenmekeyizhendeweilewoshangdiaoni？”shaonianjianxixideduizheluwanningxiaolexiao。
shenme？weileta，shangdiao？
这就是那个渣男啊！
luwanningyixiazifanyingguolai。
zheibujiushizhiqianhuyouyuanzhuqusideneigewangbadanma！
他还敢来？
luwanningmianwubiaoqingdedingzheta，daoshixiangkankanzheisunzihainengshuochushenmehunzhanghualai！
jianluwanningbushuohua，lishaohaiyiweitashiduizijiniannianbuwang，limaxiaochushenglai：“suirannichushenbeiweileyixie，danshikanzainiyuanyiweiwoqusidefenshang，woyebunenggufuleni，zheiyangba，dengwoyoulezhengqizhihou，jiushangmentiqin，qunizuoqie，haobuhao？”
我好你奶奶个腿啊！
zenmeyoulianshuochuzheiyangdehuaa？
luwanningxinzhongyizhendeyane，zhijieyaotou：“bieshuoshiqiele，jiusuanshizhengtouniangzi，woyebuleyi。”
“wanwan，wozhidaonihaizaigenwoduqi，danshinizhishiyigenongfu，shizaishipeibushangwojiademenmeia，zuogeqie，wohuihaohaotengnide。”lishaoshuozhe，shenchushoulai，quzhualuwanningdeshou。
zheixialuwanningzhijiefanlelian。
yibachouhuizijideshou，zhanqishenlai，yaoyakanzheta：“woshuonizheigeren，zenmezheimebuyaoliana？wodoushuolebuleyi，nizenmehaijiuchanbuxiu？”
yipangdelelekanjianlishaoqifuzijidejiejie，limazoushangqianlai，xiaoxiaodeshenquhuzailejiejiedeshenqian：“jiushini，zhiqianjiushinihuyoujiejie，shuozhiyaotaganshangdiao，nijiugentachengqin，nizheigehuairen！”
什么？
zhouweiderentingjianzheihuazhihoulimabianlelianse，fenfenduilishaozhizhidiandian。
“zhenshishifengrixiae！”
“kebushi，zheidahurenjiadegongzige，yenengganchulaizheimexiazuodeshiqinge！”
“daodishiyitiaorenminga，zheibushizuoniema？”
tingzhezhouweirendeyilun，lishaoyouxiejile。
zhizheluwanningdebizijiukaishima：“shinizijifajianzhaosi，zheigenwoyoushenmeguanxi，woxianzaiyuanyijiniyigeqiedemingfen，neishiwokandeqini，nikebuyaojilianbuyaolian！”
renwukeren，wuxuzairen！
“woqunidayedeba！”
luwanningyishengnuhou，zhijiechaoqiyipangdegunzi，pitougailiandechaozhetadalexiaqu。
lishaozhuanshenjiupao，quezhenghaozhuangdaoleliyuedehuaili。
liyuegangcaijiukanzheixiaozibushuangle，xianzaiziranbuhuifangguozheigejihui，dagunzisihou！
niangliangpeihemoqi，niyixiawoyixia，haoxiangshidadeshubiaoside，zhijiebazheigehunzhanggaozidadebaotoushucuan。
“die，niang，jiuminga！”
lishaobaozhenaodai，aoaozhijiao。
zheishihou，neilishaodedieniangyetingjianledongjing，fenfenshangqiankaishijiaruzhanju。
yipangdelaotaitaikanzhe，zongjuede，zijizheigesunnvhaoxiangshiyounalibuduijing。
zheishangdiaobeijiuxialaizhihou，jiuxiangshihuanleyigerenside。
jiulianzheierxifuyegenpingshibutaiyiyangle。
buguokanzhetamenzheigebuchikuideyangzi，daoyejiufangxinle，zongbizhiqianbeirensuibianqifuyaohao。
“gandawoerzi，kanwobugennipinle！”limupofuyiban，chaozheliyuedetoufacheguoqu。
“haiyounizheigexiao**，zijigouyinwojiaerzibucheng，jingranjiugandongshou，nizheiyang，yihousheihaiganyaonizheigelanhuo！”limushoushangbutingxie，shuohuayeshigewaidenanting。
luwanningnazhedabangziduizhelishaodenaodaihenhendizaxiaqu：“sheibudongshideshihouhaimeiaiguojige**？zenme？wohaibunengmituzhifanle？xianzaikeshinierzibuyaolian，zhuizhewoni！”
“sheizhuizhenile！fenmingshinigouyinwo！”lishaobaotoushucuandetongshi，haibuwanglezuiying。