第2章 怎么可能!(2093字)

kanzhelinfengzheimenulizhetengdeyangzi,qingqingyaotou。

“jinglikanzhetingwangsheng,danshineihuoxuruo,yemeiyouyongdaozhengdifanga。”

yetenghuagangshuowan,jiutingdaolelinfengjifengtadeshengyin,yishijianqifenbuyi。

“ni!ni!jintianwojiuyaokankannizenmechushoujiuren,jintianyaoshijiubuhuowoyeye,wojintianfeirangnichangming!”

yeyunyanzouleguolai,muguanglenglidekanzhezhouweiren。

yigetangjieqishichongchongzouguolai,tahechizheyeyunyan:“ni!hunao!zheijiushinishuodejiyeyezhaodeyisheng,yigeqigai,nishixiangdanxinyeyesidemanma!”

“haishishuo,nibenlaijiushixiangyaomouhaiyeye!wogaosuni!niyaoshiganrangzheijiahuojiyeyezhibing,jiachanniyifendoubiexiangdedao!”

“womendajiajueduibuyunxuyigemoshengrenduiyeyedongshou!nizhaogeqigaihaiyeye,nibupeidangyeyedesunnv!”

yeyunyankanzhezheitangjiekoutufenfang,yifuxiangyaojiangtatunledeyangzi。

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yeyunyanyijuhua,jiangzheigeshiqingkouzailezheixierenshenshang。

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“fandaoshini,jingrangaoshenmexuanshangzhaoyisheng!nandaozheiyishenghaibideshangbideyishengma!bideyishengkeshiguowaimingxiaobiye!”

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yetengbeiyeyunyanhechideliansefaqing。

suiranshuoyeyunyanfumulishizhihou,tazaizheigejialimianshoudaolepaiji,danshitatianshengxinggeqiangying,zaimianduizheqifudeshihou,conglaidoubuhuiguanzheshei!

niganqifuwo,wojiugangenniyusiwangpo!

tangjiekanzheyetengbeiduidebuganshuohua,lijihechiyeyunyan:“yeyunyan!zenmegennitanggeshuohuade!”

yeyunyanqingqingpieletayiyan:“gun!”

“你你!”

zheitangjieshengqidejiuyaoduiyeyunyandongshou,keshiyixiangdaohoumianhaizheimeduorenkanzheni,zheigeshihoudongshouzongguishibuhaokan。

bufangdengzheigexiaoqigaijianglaotouzizhisile,zaihaohaogenyeyunyanwanwan!

rangtazhidao,shenmejiaozuoshengburusi!

yetengziranyeshizheiyangdexiangfa,lenghengyishengduizheyeyunyanshuo:“jiranruci,neijiurangzheigejiahuojinquba,huayijingshuochulaile,wodaoyaokankanzheijiahuoyoushenmebenshi!”

yeyunyansuiranshengqi,danshikanxianglinfengdeshihou,xinzhongyeshimeidi。

zheijiahuogangcaisuiranshuozhijieshuochulaileyetengshentishangdejibing,danshiyeyedebingyouxieguguai,zheijiahuozhendenenggouzhihaoma?

“咱们走吧。”

yeyunyandaizhelinfengzoujinqu。

zoujinyelaoyezidefangjian,zheifangjianlimianjiuhaoxiangshizhongzhengjianhushiyiyang,limianbaifangzheigezhonggeyangdeyiliaoqixie,jianzhibiyiyuandehaiyaoqiquan。

chuanzhebaidaguaderenzailimianlaihuidezouzhe,haiyouzheiranzhehuangtoufadenanzimeitoujinzhoudekanzheshouzhongdejianyanbaogao。

bingchuangshang,laoyezibizheyanjing,zaoyijingsangshileyishi,zheigeshihoukaozheyiqilaiweichizheshengming。

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“weiwei!nisheia!ganshenmede!sheirangnipengbingrende!ganjingun!”

neigehuangtoufadeyishenghechizhelinfeng。

zheigeyishengjiushiyetengsuoshuodebideyisheng,jiaozuoshibide,kanzherenmogouyangdehaiqulegewaiguomingzi。

linfengdandankantayiyan,shuo:“wozaihaomai。”

shibidelengleyixiameiyoufanyingguolai。

yetengxiaohehedezoulai,shuo:“zheigeshiwoxiaoshundemeimeiqingguolaiweiwoyeyezhibingde,shigezhongyi,lihaizheni。”

shibidekanzhelinfenglalilata,meitoujinzhou:“yexiaojie,zheijianzhijiushihunao!zheizhongzhongyipianzijingranyenengqingguolaizhibing!yaoshibingrenchuxianlerenhedewenti,sheifuze!”

yeyunyanweiweicumei,tadanxindejiushizheige,suiranshuozheijiahuoganshuojiyeyepeimingdehua。

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zhengzaitayouyudeshihou,linfengkaikou:“wofuze!”

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“womenweileyelaoyezidebing,qinglequanqiuzhimingdeyishengdoushushouwuce,yigezhizhidaopianqiandepianzi,niyoushenmezigenenggoufuze!”

linfengdandankaikou,duizheshibideshuo:“yikouyigezhongyipianzi?laozuzongdedongxizheimekuaijiuwangle,hejinianyangmoshui,jizijiqulegeyangguizidemingzi,haigaolegeshihuangsedetoufa,jiunizheizhongrenzaiyiqianneijiushitongdipanguo!”

shibideqifendezhizhelinfeng:“ninini!cubidezhongyi!nimendoushipianzi!niyaoshirangtazhibing,neilaoyezidebingwomenjiubuguanle!”

neihuashigenyeyunyanshuode,zheiyerangyeyunyanyouxienaniebuding。

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huranjian,yiweihushijianjiao:“bingrenxinlvxiajiang,xueyaxiajiang!fashengshizhan!”

shibideliansedajing:“zhunbeishenshangxiansu!chuzhanyinaguolai!”

“100j!”

“闪开!”

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yetengmengranzaihoumianfanan,nuhouzhechaozhelinfengdaqu:“nige**!nihaisilewoyeye,bawoyeyehaijiwo!”

做戏还是要做足的。

kelinfengkanyetengchongguolai,erhuabushuoyijiaozhijiechuaizailetaxiaoxiongdishang,dangranrangtayouruxiamiyiyang,gongzaidishangbutingcanjiao。

“你找死……”

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“bingrendeshujuhuifule!”xiaohushijianjiaozhe。

shibidejinge:“zhei!zenmekeneng!”