第1章 我真不是精神病(2201字)

“麻胯!”

“咋回事啊?”

“dizhimingmingxiedezheilia,zashigejingshenbingyuanni?”

jiangshanshi,disanrenminyiyuanyishengbangongshinei,yanlingyunzuozaiyizishangnannanziyu。

zheilisuchengsanyuan,jianchengjingshenbingyuan。

tadeduimian,zuozheyishencaixianxi,pibaidaguadeshaxuanduanfaguazilian,ershisansisuidemeinv。

zhibuguo,meinvkanzhetadeyanshenduolejifenlianmin。

zheimedadianxiaosuishujiudelejingshenbing,tadejiarenyemeilai,nanbuchengshijialirenbuguantale?

shoulihainazhedizhi,bachengshibeijialirenjipianlaide。

ai,zhengoukeliande,haishiganjinbangtaquezhenbingqing,rangtaruyuanba。

meinvyishengjingzhideguazilianshangluchuyigebishuimitaohaitiandexiaorong:“nihao,yanlingyun,woxinglin,shinidezhuzhiyisheng,xiamianwohuiwennijigewenti,niyaohaohaohuida,daduiyoujianglie。”

yanlingyun:“wobushijingshenbing!”

“ngng,wozhidaode,womeishuonishijingshenbing,zhishianzhaoguanliwennijigewenti。”meinvyishengdiantou。

唉!

guoran,meigelaizheilidejingshenbingdoushuozijimeibing。

燕凌云:“···”

meinvyishengmeidalita:“nixianzaixinqingzenmeyang?”

yanlingyundeyuqiyouxiebushan:“buzenmeyang!”

tabenshilaijiangshanshizhaohanjiaqianjinjiehunde,quewudawuzhuangdelaidaolezheili。

yanqiandemeinvbachengshinazijidangjingshenbingle,huanzuoshishei,xinqingdouhuibuhao。

美女医生点了点头。

zaiyanlingyundebinglishangliuxiapiaoliangdeziji‘xinqingbuhao,qingduyiyuzheng!’

“ca!niganshana?womeiyiyuzheng,bieluanji!”yanlingyunjianzhuangdunshihongwen,zhijiejiucongmeinvyishengdexiaobaishoushangqiangzouletadebi,rengzaidishang。

“biejidong!zheiyangduinidebingqingbuhao!”

meinvyishenglianmanganfu,shifendandingdedakaichouti。

又拿出了一支笔。

binglishangyouduolejigezi‘yinu,yanzhongkuangzaozheng!’

‘**!’

yanlingyunjianzhuangpoweiwunai:“yatou,wogaosuni,qishiwoshipenglaixianshanshaozhu,

yinshidemiaoshoushenyi,duoshaoguodudedingjicaifazhaowoqiuyao,

duoshaodeguojiadehuangshigongzhuxiangyaopanwozheigegaozhier?

zheicilaijiangshanshishifengleshimingquhanjiaqianjinweiqide,daonizheiniquenawodangjingshenbing?zheibuhaoba!”

‘zhongduwangxiangzheng,xuyaojishizhiliao!’

meinvyishengyouzaibinglishangjitajialeyixiang,:“yanlingyun,nibiedanxin,womenyuankendinghuizhihaonide,fangxin,nijiuanxinzaizheilizhuzheba。”

神医!

仙山少主!

huangshigongzhunatadangjinguixu?

haiyongdezhelaihanjiaqushenmeqianjin?

quezhen,tajiushigejingshenbing,siweiqianhoumaodun!

“ca,yaowogennishuojicia?wozhenbushijingshenbing,wobenshenjiushigeshenyia!”yanlingyungengjiawunaile。

woqiaoa,zijikeshirenshuaiduojindepenglaishanshaozhua,yigenduoshaodaguanguirendouxiangbaodedatui。

yishuchaoqun,gongfuguoren,daofaziran,chuyichaoshen!

buzhidaozhihaoleduoshaoyinanzazheng,jintianjingranbeidingchenglehuanyou‘yiyuzheng,kuangzaozheng,wangxiangzheng’dejingshenbing。

zheiyaoshichuanchuqule,buderangrenxiaodiaodaya?

“duidui,nishishenyi,woxiangxinnide,lai,wodainiqudazhen!daihuijinianpaifangjian,ranhoubahanjiaderenzhaolai,dainihuijia。”meinvyishengyijingbuxianggentafeihuale,zhunbeidaitaqudayizhenzhendingji,rangtashuiyijue。

meigelaijingshenbingyuandebingren,diyicidouhenkangju。

zhiyaoyizhenxiaqu,diertian,jiujieshouxianshile。

“ng,zheihaichabuduo。”

yanlingyundiantou,suizhimeitouyizhou,ganjuedaobuduijing:“ng?dazhen?nihainawodangjingshenbingna?ganjingaosuwo,hanjiadedizhi!”

“meiyoumeiyou,yekeyibudazhen,zouba,nixiandaogebifangjianxiuxiyixia,woqujiaohanjiarenlaijieni。”meinvyishenglianmanganfu,kanzhetadeyanshenduolejifenwunai,zheijingshenbinghaitingnanhuyoudeni。

“ca!laozibushijingshenbing!”yanlingyunhouleyisheng,qishenjiuzou。

tajuede,zheigeyatouyijingnarendingzijishijingshenbinghuanzhele。

zaijixudaizaizheili,yewenbuchuhanjiazhuzhi。

shuohuajian,tabianchulemen。

meinvyishenglianmanggenzaitashenhou:“yanlingyun,nibingqinghenyanzhong,xuyaoliuzaizheilizhiliao,tinghua,jiejiejinimaitangchihaobuhao?”

jiezhe,tademuguangbiankanzoulangjintouzhanmanlechuanzhebaidaguadeyisheng,tamenmeigerendelianshang,douxiemanlejinzhang。

youdedunzaidishangjianchazheyigechuanzhebinghaofudebingren。

youdezeshinazhedianhua:“120ma?zheilishisanyuan,kuaidianpaichelai,womenzheichushierle。”

ruoshibingrenzhensizaizheilile,tamendoudedanzeren。

“yuanzhang,zheizenmele?”meinvyishengcouleguoqu。

“zheidaomeiwanyichileliangguananmianyao,ca!”yuanzhanghuida。

“a?weishaa?”meinvyishengyilianbujie。

yuanzhang:“tashuotameibing,made,meibingderen,nengchizheimeduoanmianyaoma?zhentaniangdenengzhaomafan。”

“heng,jiunimenduirendetaidu,haorendoudebeinimenbifeng,zheimedianxiaoshierdoujiejuebule?nimenhaihaoyisikaiyiyuane?”yanlingyunyilianbiyidekanzhezaichangsuoyouyisheng,yinweitachadianjiubeiganggangneigemeinvyishenggaobengxintai。

meinvyisheng:“womenshizhiliaojingshenfangmiande,zhibingjiuren,buguanwomendeshiera!”

“切!”

yanlingyunshenchushuangshoubailebai:“dourangkai,wolaizhihaota!”

kanzhetalianshangzixindebiaoqing,zhongyishengxiayishiderangkaileyitiaolu。

yanlingyunzeshizhijiezoudaolebinghaoshenbian,dunxiashenzi!

bakaitadeyanpikanlekan。

“zheishisheia?”yuanzhangkanzheyanlingyundebeiying,mianluyihuo。

meinvyisheng:“xinlaidebingren!”

yuanzhangdangchangjile:“shenme?xinlaidebingren?zenmenengrangbingrenzhibingren,jianzhihunao!”

genzhebianyaochongshangqu,zuzhiyanlingyun。

haimeidengtachongdaoyanlingyunshenbian,jiukanyanlingyundahouzhe:“zhiyaolaoziyihuishou,qing、song、rang、ni、xiao、sa、zou!”

啪!啪!

清脆的巴掌声响起。

zhijianyanlingyunjileneibingrenlianggedabidou~

tongshizhuazhulebinghaodeliangzhijiao,batanongchengdatouchaoxiadezishi。

genzhe,bianzaiyuanditiaolesanxia。

yanlingyunditoukanletayiyan:“jingshenbingba?meishichineimeduoanmianyaoganshawanyi?dafengcheya,zhiyouyoudizhuanna~~”

shuozhe,lingyizhishouyezhuazhuletadetui,shijingdeshuaileqilai。

erqie,jiezouyuelaiyuekuai!

meiduojiu,yiliangrenlidafengchebianchengxianzaizhongyishengdeyanzhong。

yanlingyunyibianshuaizhebinghao,yibianjitazhuruneili。

huajietatineianmianyaodeyaoxiao!

“a!!haoyuna,woca!”meiduojiu,binghaobianyoulehuiying。

yanlingyunwenyan,fangxiabinghao!

呕~~

binghaodangjizuozaidishang,dakoupaichuoutuwu,limianchanzazhehaimeiyoubeixiaohuadeanmianyaopian。

nanwendeqiwei,shunjiansisanzaikongqizhizhong,haozairenshihuoguolaile。