“weiwei，nizhuyidiana，laozihaijizhequjiehunni，yaoshituwoshenshang，tuierjiniqialiangjie！”yanlingyunqiazhebizi，yilianxianqidekanzhebinghao！
“**，这么叼？”
“niubia，zheishishenqidafengche？”
“shenlehei，yixueqijia！”
“···”
yiqunjingshenkedeyishengfenfenjinghu。
youqishineimeinvyisheng，kanzheyanlingyundeyanshenduolejifenfuza。
binghaojingranzhihaolebinghao。
nanbucheng，zheijiahuogangshuodeneixiechedandehua，doushizhende？
meidengdengtahuiguoshenlai，biankandaoyanlingyunchuxianzaizijidemianqian，wen：“meinv，hanjiazainagefangxiang？”
“zaineibian！”meinvyishengshenchushouzhizhechuanghudefangxiang。
yanlingyundianlediantou：“haode！”
shuozhe，jiuchaochuangbianzouqu。
“niganma？”meinvyishengpaodaoqishenbian，yibazhuaizhutadegebo。
“quhanjiaa！”yanlingyunlianshangluchuwugu：“nilazhe**ma？nanbuchengxiangrangwoquni？neikebuxinga，wobushineimesuibiandenanren！”
meinvyishengyilianwunai，zaicihuaiyitadejingshenzhuangtai：“dage，niquhanjia，wangchuanghuzousha？loutizaihoumianni！”
“我不习惯绕路。”
yanlingyundedayanjingtianzhendexiangshidaxueshengyiyang，suizhiyizhijiaocaidaochuangtaishang，chongzhemeinvyishengluchuliangpaidabaiya：“zaijian，meinv！”
huayinluoxia，renyingxiaoshi。
“**，zheikeshibaloua！”meinvyishenglenglejimiaozhong，tuokouerchu。
yuanzhangyehuangle：“120ma？ganjinhuilai！youjingshenbingtiaoloule！”
额滴个神呐~
kaigejingshenbingyiyuanzheimenanma？
benlaitayijingdadianhuajiaogangganglaidejiuhuchezoule，xianzaiyoudebatajiaohuilai。
meinvyishengbatoutanchuchuangtai，kanlebantian，yemeikandaoyanlingyundeshenying，mengbile：“zheijiahuo，daodishirenshigui？”
yizhongyishengyecoudaochuangtai！
meiyoufaxiantamenrenweihuishuaichengroubingdeyanlingyun！
陷入凌乱。
……
十分钟后。
yanlingyunfengchenpupudechuxianzailejiangshanshichengdongqushanshuibieshudemenqian。
cike，zhengzuobieshuquneizhangdengjiecai。
jinggaishangyazhehongzhi，liangbiandeqiangbitiezhedahongxizi，haiyoubianpaolihuabaizaidaoluliangpang。
气氛十分热闹喜庆！
lushangtingzheyoulaosilaisidatou，qingyisededabenchedui。
“aiyouhe，zheihanjiahaigoutiexindeya，zhidaowojintianlaijiehun，bacheduidouzhunbeihaole。”yanlingyunkandaozheiyimu，lianshangluchushanxiao，maizheliuqinburendebufa，chaozheyidongbieshuzouqu。
他的脚步极快。
姿态嚣张。
henkuaibiandaolebieshumenkou，coudaoleyigechuanzhehunsha，wuguanjingzhi，shencaiaotuyouzhidenvhaishenbian，wen：“nishihanaoxuebu？”
xinniangdianlediantou，quemeiyoufachushengyin。
zhenggerendezhuangtaikanshangqu，youxiemihu。
yanlingyundedaoqueren，bianlazhuletadegebo：“hei，xifu，haishinitiexina，lianhunlidecheduidouzhunbeihaole，zouzhe，laogonggennihuijia！”
shuozhe，bianlazhetachaolaosilaisitouchezouqu。
tagangxiashan，zaijiangshanshimeiyoufangchan，hanaoxuelianhunlidouchoubeile，gujifangziyeandunhaole！
他是谁？
怎么叫我老婆？
韩傲雪懵了
buzhidaozenmehuishi，congzuowandaoxianzai，zijijiuyizhimimihuhude，xianzailianhuadoushuobuchulai，zhinengbeizheirenlazhechaotouchezouqu。
“woca，zheirenshisheia？”
“zenmehaiqiangxinniangni？”
“**，zheijiahuo，shizhaosini？”
“ganlaiqiangsunshaodexinniang！”
“daihuisunshaodaole，kendingyaonongsitade！”
zhouweilaijieqinderen，fenfenzhizheyanlingyunkaikou。
zheishihou，yigechuanzhexinlangfudeershiliuqisuideqingnianlianshangguazhewubikaixindexiaorongcongyuanchuzoulai。
shenpang，haigenzheshexiangji。
qingniangaoxingdehuizheshoulidehua，daizhejigebanlang，yiqihoudao：“aoxue，womenlaijienile！”
dangtamenzoudaohanjiabieshumenqiandeshihou！
zhenghaokandaoyanlingyunlazhehanaoxuedegebo，daizhetajiuyaoshangtouche。
qingniandangjirengdiaoshouhua，borandanu：“**sheia？xiangdaiwolaopoquna？”
huayinluo，yishenchuanlifudenvhaicongbieshulipaolechulai，tadezhangxiang，genhanaoxueyouqifenxiangsi。
danshengaogenshencai，quebihanaoxuechalebuzhiyigejieti。
qingniandangjichaotazhiwen：“hanyanyu，nijiwojieshiqingchu，zheishizenmehuishi，laozijubandehunli，jingranyourendaoluan，nimenhanjiadoushichishizhangdadema？”
“sunshao，nixianxinu，woyebuzhidaozenmehuishia！”
hanyanyulianmangpaodaohanaoxuedeshenbian，batacongyanlingyundeshouliqiangleguolai：“ninalaidehunxiaozi，ganjiaoluanwohanjiadehunli！”
“woshilaiquhanaoxuedea！”yanlingyundengdaleyanjingdingzhehanyanyu。
hanyanyulianshangluchunuse：“fangshenmegoupi，quwomeimeiderenshifuhuajituandongshizhangzhizi，sunbaoshan，sunershao，nichouchounichuanzheigedexing，haiganlaigensunshaoqianghun，ganjingun！zaigannaoshi，xiaoxinsunshaonongsini！”
“nimenhanjiajingranganhuiwodehun！”yanlingyundelianseyixiajiuyinchenlexialai，shengyinruhanbingyiban！
hanyanyunuma：“ganjingun！biezaizheilidaoluan，dangelesunshaodejishi，nichizuibuqi！”
shuozhe，bianchaosunbaoshanlegeyanse。
qingnianzhijiejiuzoudaolehanaoxuedeshenbian，daizhetajiuzhunbeishangche。
cike，hanaoxueyongjinlequanshenliqi，yigejingdeyaotou。
quanshenshangxiajiulianmaokongdouzaibiaoshizhekangju。
hanyanyuyadileshengyin，zuibatiezaihanaoxueshenbian：“niganjingenzhesunshaozouba，yeyehaiyouqitarendouzaisunshaoshoulini，niyaoshibuxiangtamenyouweixian，jiulaolaoshishidejiajisunshao！”
suirantadeshengyinyadedi。
danhaishiyizibuloudeluozaileyanlingyunneiyishuangjuyouminruitinglideerzhong。
yanlingyunmeitouweiweiyizhou，zheicaiyishidao，hanaoxuezheizhongzhuangtai，fenmingjiushizhongle**。
zheilimian，kendingyoushenmenanyanzhiyin。
taliangbuzouleguoqu，yibajiutuikailesunbaoshan，genzhebahanaoxuebaozaihuaili：“nijiwogun，tashigenwoyouhunyuedenvren，jintiansheiyebiexiangbatadaizou！”
“xiaozi，**zhaosi！”sunbaoshanmiansezhengning：“ganjincongwoyanqianxiaoshi，buranjintian，wogansini！”
啪！
yanlingyunlunyuanlegebo，yibazhangjiushandaolesunbaoshanlianshang，：“gansiwo，jiupingni？”
“made，ni```”sunbaoshangangyaokou。
yanlingyunyoushiyibazhangshuaileshangqu：“nigensheiliangmamani？”
“wo···”sunbaoshanbeiliangzuibazishandeyoudianmihu，jiaoleyisheng，yaoleyaotou：“**gandawo，laozijintianfeidejiaorengansinibuke！”
genzhe，tabianzhuanshenyaoqujiaoren。
yanlingyunzhaozhetade**jiuchuaileyijiao。
“嗷！！”
zheiyixia，zhijiejiubasunbaoshanchuailegegouchishi，wuzhe**，fachuyidaocanjiao！
裤子上，渗出血迹。
yanlingyunbiyidekanzheta：“ca，nizhichuangdoumeige，nalaidelianjiehun，haigangenwoqiangxifu，xiaoyejintianjiujinizhangzhangjixing。”