第4章
“wuciwulvzouni！”wufangganjinjieshi，liandazhongleshuohuahanhubuqing。
“tingjianleba，tajiushixiangzouni！”huanxifengcidedao，“kanlainizuorentaicha，sheidouxiangzouni。nishenhouzheigenvren，jiushixianganzhongxiaheishoua。buran，zhenyaodawowoyoubeizheta，dingshinengdashangde，jieguopianpianqiaoleni。”
“wuwuwu......”wufangganjinyaotou，munianhuadangranxiangxinwufang，zheidoushisiyatoudeguibian。
hunshendouteng，munianhuabuhuijiucishanbaganxiu：“muhuanxinidanzibuxiaogandawoheniwuyi，jintiannilaoshigenwomenzouyejiubale。buran，jiubieguailaozixinhenshoula。”
“daleniyouruhe，nanbuchengjiugairangniyizhiqifuxiaqu？”muhuanxiyibatuikaijizijishangzhizhuwangdeqiaomeixing，zhanqilai，“laiba，rangwojianshiyixianidexinhenshoula。”
“jianyatou，ganhelaoziduizhegan，haigandongshou，jintianyidingyaohaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunni。buran，nigandaolaozitoushanglashi。”gangcaisiyatouturanxijiziji，beidalegecuoshoubuji。xianzaizijizuohaozhunbei，feidasizheigesiyatoubuke。
munianhuachaoqiyigenzhangbiandan，jiudaguolaile，erqieshichongzhemuhuanxidenaomenlaide。zheishixiangyibiandanbarenjidasilea！
menkoudecunminheqiaomeixingdaochouyikoulengqi，qiaomeixingchongguolaiyaohuzhuhuanxi，beihuanxiyibatuikai：“nizhandaoyibianqu，biebeiwushang。”
shuozhehua，zhijianhuanxikuaisudetouyiwaishenziyidi，fanshouyigunzidaxiabiandan。zaiyonggebojiazhubiandandeyitou，jiezhubiandanfeiqiyijiao，jianglingyitoudemunianhuachuaidaozaidi。
daozaidishangdemunianhuajingkongdekanzhehuanxi，huayuzhandou：“ni，nishishei？”
zheigeyanjinglibengshechushayi，xionghanwulizhibaobiaoderenbushishuxidemuhuanxi，taikepale。
“woshishei？wojiushibeinimenqifuleshijiniandemuhuanxia！”huanxisenlengdedingzhemunianhua，“buguocongxianzaikaishi，wobuhuizairenshounimenle。congcikeqi，wohuiyiyahaiyayiyanhaiyan，nijiwoyizhenwohuihainiyidao。jizhule，woshigeyazibibaoderen。”
“wo，wokeshinidie......”
wenyan，huanxicongbizilengheng：“die？zaozainidiyicijiangwomaijirenyazideneiyikeqi，jiubushile。”
zheiyangdezhadie，yaota，shizhaonveme。shangbeizimeiyoudiezheigeshengwu，zheibeiziyebuxuyao。
dasishibuxing，zhinengjitadianjiaoxun，rangtabuganqingyilaizhaomafan。buguoyaoganzailai，jiubieguaizijibukeqile。
beihuanxikansirenyibandeyanshenkanzhe，munianhuahedeyijiling，xinliruzhuibingjiao。zaijixuxiaqu，zhipabusiyedecanfeile。
haohanbuchiyanqiankui，zheisiyatouyouxiebuduijinger，xiemenerdehen。munianhuaganjinbanchengqishenzi，yongpiguwanghounuo，nuodaowufangshenpang，zhanqilai，lazhewufangjiuchongchuxiaoyuan。yizhixiezidiaozaiyuanziliyegubushang，taomingsidewangcunkoudalushangpao。
kanrenaodecunminbeizhenjingdedayandengxiaoyan，shiqingfanzhuandetaituran，youxiejieshouwuneng。gulaidiedanvershitianjingdiyi，jintiandiebeinverda，zhongrenyezhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。
这样的爹，打得好！