丁静柔
xiawusidianbandian，lixiabandeshihoubuyuanle，dingjingroulaidaolezhurenbangongshizhong，kandaochoumeikuliandebaiwenyun，yizhixuebaideshouzhangtuozhexiangsai，lingyizhishounazhegangbizhuanzhe，yebuzhidaozaixiangxieshenme。
dingjingroupailepaitadexiangjian，shuodao：“xiangshenmeni？haibuzhunbeiyixia，dalaobanqingke，bieyifukugualian。”
baiwenyunlenghengyishengdao：“sheixihanneigehuaidanqingke。”
“you！youyou！haihuaidan，jiaodezheimerouma，shibushiyijingduidalaobandongxinle？”
baiwenyunmeimouyilin，chennudao：“dingjingrou，nihushuobadaoshenme？”
dingjingroutianxiaozhe：“nikannikan，naoxiuchengnule，haishuobushi？”
“zaihushuobadaowoshengqile。”
“haohao，zhenshiaojiao，bushuolexingleba，ganjinhuanyifuxiabanle。”
“heng！xiabanyebuqu，niaiquniqu，niyaoshikanshangneigehuaidan，nizijiliaoqu，woduitameixingqu。”
“zhenshiaojiaoshuxingdianman，zuishangshuozhebuyao，qishineixinfeichangkewangquba？”
“去你的！”
zheishihou，yigexiaohushizoulejinlai，shuodao：“baizhuren，36haobingchuangdeyeyan，chaozheyaoniguoqu。”
dingjingrouhuranxiangqileshenme，wendao：“xiaoyun，niheneigeyeyanshibushirenshi？haoxiangtaruyuandeshihou，haishinijianpaidedulibingfang。”
baiwenyunliumeizhoulezhou，shuodao：“yuxinnixianmangquba，wozhidaole。”
xiaohushidianlediantou，zouchulebangongshi。
dingjingroujixuwendao：“neigeyeyanyoushimeishizongshiranghushijiaoni，erqietaiduhencha。nigenzheirenjiujingshishenmeguanxi？”
“wohetaqishi......”baiwenyunmeimoujinbi，tanleyisheng。“nihaishibiewenle。”
“woguanxinniyoucuoma？zenmejiubunengshuo？nandaonigentacaishinannvpengyou？
keshinibitadalehaojisui，erqieyeyandetuibukenenghuifule，jiusuanhuanlefangzhenxigai，yebunenghuifuruchule......”
“youxieshishenbuyoujide......”
“haishizhende？wodetian，nidaodishizenmehuishiya？”
“woquyitang，lufengneibiandeqingke，woshiqubulele，niqubuqujiusuinile。”baiwenyunzhanqishen，zouchubangongshi。
lufengxiawuchuquzhuanleyiquan，huidaoyiyuanzhong，chezitingjinledixiatingchechang。
ganggangxiache，jiukandaogebideyiliangxialichezhongyutatongshi，yexialaiyigeren。
neirenchuanzhelianjiadexizhuang，daizheyanjingyemeiyouyingxiangtadeyanzhi。
neirenyekanlelufengyiyan，suijidaxiaoqilai：“haha，zheimeqiaozaizheilipengjianni，laotongxue。”
tazouguolai，pailepailufengdejianbang，xiaoxixishuodao：“zheiduanshijianhannichulaihejiu，niyebujimianzi，nimangshenni，laotongxuedoubulile？”
qinyi！haizhenshiyuanjialuzhaini。
我理尼玛!
qianshinijiakunnandeshihou，nixiangwojieqian，jiqianwanwomeitoudoubuzhouyixiajiejini。
jieguonikanwomeiluole，jiehunshihoudoumeitongzhiwo，woxiangnijieqian，nituishuogongsizijinlianduanle，madeqianwodejiqianwanyimaodoubuhai。
laoziwenniyaoqian，haibeinigongsibaoandayidun。
nizheigebeibixiaoren，wogennihenidiedejiu。
lufengkanzheqinyidezheishenzhezhuang，haiyoutakaideneiliangxiali，xinzhongyouxiexingzailehuo，nandaonijiatiqianpengdaoweijile？
nifangxin，nijiazaoyuweiji，laozijueduihuiluojingxiashi，rangnigengcan。
“qinyi，nijiapochanle？”
“呸，别乌鸦嘴！”
“neinizenmekaizheliangpoche，haichuandezheimehansuan？”
qinyishenmidexiaozhedao：“wozheishizaizhuangqiong，zhuangjiwonvpengyoukande。”
lufengbuxieyigu，zhuinvrenjingranhaiyongdezhezheizhongyanqingxiaoshuodetaolu？zhenshitairuojile。
zheishihou，xitongdebingjiaoyinzainaohaizhongmaolechulai。
“dingdong！suzhushuodemeicuoni！yeyanshidoushixiaoshuodezhujiao，qinyishiyanqingxiaoshuodezhujiao，benshijie，shiyouduobuxiaoshuozuchengdeshijie，suzhuyaoduifudekebuzhiyeyanyigerene！”
lufengdahu**：“wonimade，yuanlaiworenshizheimeduodezhujiao，pianpianwoshibeizhujiaonvedekelianchong。”
“danxianzaisuzhuyoulebenxitong，jiukeyihengzhezouleni。sheiganzaiqifusuzhu，xitonghuijitahaokande。”
lufengdao：“jiranqinyiyoushiwoxuyaoduifudezhujiao，haishiwoqianshidechouren，neizhenghaogaosita。”
qinyijianlufenglengzaineili，lianmangwendao：“lufeng，niyounalibushufuma？”
“zenmehui，woshentihaozheni。huashuo，nigaozheimelaodiaoyadepaoniufangshi，zhendehaoruoji。”
qinyixiaozhejieshidao：“nibuzhidao，woshanggenvpengyoutajiushikanzhonglewojiadeqian。
jieshoujiaoxunzhihou，wotongdingsitong，zaizhuiqiuwonvpengyoudeshihou，jiujiazhuangwaidilaidagongdexiaozhiyuan，meifangzimeiqian，zhiyouyiliangpoxiali。
wozhuangqiongzhuiqiuletayinianban，jiuzaiqianliangtianzhongyubiaobaichenggong，kewoliantashoudouhaimeiqianshang，tataichuantong，feishuoyaohuxiangjianlejiazhangzhihou，caisuanquedingguanxi。”
“zheishigehaonvhaia！”
jiranshihaonvhai，haishiwohaopengyoudenvpengyou，suhuashuo，pengyouqibukeqi。
jiranqinyinizheigefeiwuzhuileyinianbandoumeishangshou，neiwotinishangle。
qinyideyidishuodao：“sheishuobushini，nengyudaozheimehaodenvhai，zhenshisanshengyouxing。”
“neinilaiyiyuan，shibushininvpengyoushiyiyuangongzuode？”
“meicuoya！wonvpengyounianjiqingqingde，jiuzuolehushizhangle，renyoupiaoliang，youyoushangjinxin。zhenshitaiyouxiule。”
“neizhenshiyaogongxini，deyuliangren。”
“jintianwonvpengyoudadianhuashuo，yiyuandalaobanqingtatongshi，haiyouwomenliangchifan，jintianjiubupeinile，dengguoliangtian，zanmenyueyiqichigefan，jidedoudaishangnvpengyoue。”
kandaoqinyiledepidianpidiandezoule，lufengdeyidixiaolexiao。
yuanlainidenvpengyoujiushidingjingrou，doushishuren，haoxiashoua！
ranhoutajichenyuanzhangdadianhua，yaolailedingjingroudedianhua。
youjidingjingroudaledianhua：
“wei，xiaoding，woshinidalaobana......woxianzaiyouxiemang，meishijianqudingzhuo，nixianrangninanpengyoudaoyanxianlouquyitang，bangwobazhuozidingxialai......hao，xiexieni......”
meiyoushifenzhong，qinyijiuguaihuilaile，kandaolufengrengranzhanzaineili，buhaoyisidishuodao：“wonvpengyoushuotadalaobanyoushiqingmang，rangwoxianqubangzhedingzhuo，wojiubupeinishuohuale，xianzoule。”
lufengdiantou：“ng，nimangzhe。”
......
bangongshizhong，dingjingrouxianxideshouzhimozhexiaba，xianrusikaozhong。
“baiwenyunheyeyan，genbenjiububanpei，buguangnianling，gefangmiandoububanpeia！keshizheiliangrenzenmenengzoudaoyikuaide？mingmingwojuedetahedalaobancaibijiaobanpeima。”
“dinghushizhang，baiwenyunni？”menkoushanjinyigeshenying，shenzitingba，shuaiqibiren，zhengshilufeng。
dingjingrouluchuleyifuweinandebiaoqingshuodao：“dalaoban，nizhidaobaiwenyunyounanpengyouma？”
“nanpengyou？nishizhiyeyanma？”
dingjingroudengzhedayanjingwendao：“yuanlainizhidao，neinizenmehaiduibaiwenyunyouyisini？”
lufengheheyixiaodao：“yeyanneigefeiren，tashoubuzhubaiwenyunde。”
fangfochidaoleyigejingtiandagua，dingjingroubukesiyididao：“dalaoban，jiusuanwojuedetamenliangrenbubanpei，keniyebunenghengdaoduoaia！”
lufengzuijiaoguaqiyimohuaixiao：“nikanwoxiangyigehaorenma？”
dingjingroumeimoujinsuo，duzhezuibadao：“bu......buganshuo......”
“buganshuo，jiushiyijingbiaomingtaidule。tongchangbierendoumawo**huaidanshenmede，beimadexiguanle，wozhenjiuyiweizijishihuaidanle。”
“zhei......dalaobannibuhuiyishenweihuaidanweirongba？”
xitongdeshengyinmaolechulai：
“dingdong！renwulailee！suzhudezhidingjingroushiqianshichourendenvpengyou，yushisuzhujueding：
1.kaichudingjingrou，huodejianglihaohuayoutingyisou。
2.zheimepiaoliangdenvhaizi，dayiquanhuikuhenjiuba？jianglizhishangjia5dian。
3.wojiuxihuanhengdaoduoai。jianglidingjingrouxinshiguancha。”
zhiqianzhiguanzhubaiwenyunle，xianzaizixiguanchayixiadingjingrou，guoranshiyanqingxiaoshuonvzhu，dadadeyanjing，xiaoqiaoyingtaoxiaozui，edanxingdeliandan，zhangxiangshifenqingxiutianmei。
chuleshengaobushitaigao，zhiyou165zuoyou，bineijigenvhaizidouyaoaiyixie。
kantaoupaidehudu，yebushifeichangzhuangguan，
danzheizhongshencaijiaoxiao，zhangxiangtianmeidenvhaizi，caigengfuheyanqingxiaoshuodeqizhima。
lufengzuijiaogouqiyimohuaixiao：“woyizuohaorenweichi，youmeiyouxingqujiaruwodehuaidanzhenying，chengweiwodexinfu？wohuijinihaochu，nixiangyaoshenme？”
dingjingrouqiaolianchoulechou：“zheiyangkan，yuelaiyuexianghuaidanle。qishiwoyemeishenmekeyaode，wozheimenianqingjiudanglehushizhang，shiyeyoucheng，womaosiyebuqueshenme。”
“shiyeshangbunengfushini，neimejinqianni？fangzi？chezi？nixiangyaoshenme？”
“e......dalaobanniweishenmeyaofushiwoni？”
“yinweiwoxihuanhengdaoduoai。”
dingjingrouqiaolianyihong，jingtidishuodao：“dalaoban，nishenmeyisi？nibuhuidawodezhuyiba？woyounanpengyoule。”
lufenghuaixiaozhedao：“suoyicaijiaohengdaoduoaima。”
xitong：“dingdong！dingjingroudexinshiguanchajianglidaozhang。”
dingjingroudeliandangengjiahongle，yanshenshanduozhedao：“dalaobannibiezheiyang，wobuhuibeipanwonanpengyoude。”
“ninanpengyou？feiwuyige，zhuileniyinianban，lianshoudoumeiqianguo，zheizhongnanren，peibushangnide。”
“qingninzizhong！suiranniyouqian，danwobuxihuannizheizhonglangdanggongzi，shuobaile，nijiushizhanan。”
“e，nihaimeiyoubeiwozha，zenmenengyouzigemawozhananni？yaobunirangwozhayixia，wojiuyunxunimawozhanan。”
dingjingrouganjuemianduizheigedalaobanzhenshitaitoutengle，tashuangshoufue，tanqidao：“woxianzaizongsuanlijiele，weishenmexiaoyunhuijiaonihuaidan！”
（ps：baiqiugeweixiaokeaideshujiahecuigeng，weiaifadianyelaishangba，xiexiezhichi！）