《fanpaihuidaonvzhuheihuaqianqiuwoshanliang》shiyibukuayueshikongdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，jiangshulelufengsumuningdejingxianmaoxianzhilv。lufengsumuningshigeputongren，danzaiyicitufashijianhou，tafaxianzijinenggouchuanyuebutongdeshidai。zailufengdebixia，lufengsumuninglijingzhongzhongmonan，mianduizhexieeshilideweixie，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindeyongqiheliliang。zheishihou，xitongdebingjiaoyinzainaohaizhongmaolechulai。“dingdong！suzhushuodemeicuoni！yeyanshidoushixiaoshuodezhujiao，qinyishiyanqingxiaoshuodezhujiao，benshijie，shiyouduo……jiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，chenjinzaizheigelingrenshenwangdeshijiezhong。
yeyuanshanmeitouzhoulezhou，huyidishuodao：“xiaozi，nipianwodeba？baiwenyunneixiaonizidouyijingzuolegukedefuzhurenle，tayebuqueqiana，huijiwozhaozheizhongdifangzhu？”
lufengguaneryixiaodao：“youbushibaiwenyunzhaodedifang，shinisunzizhuzaizheili，nisunzixianzaizhuyuan，nixianquzhunisunzidedier，henheliba？”
yeyuanshandiandiantou：“zheitiaobuchumaobing，buguowojiaodaiguobaiwenyunxiaonizi，rangtaduoduozhaoguxiaxiaoyan，tajingranrangxiaoyanzhuzheizhongdifang，huitouzhaotasuanzhang。”
lufengxinzhongmadao：gelaobuside，fanzhengshenmeshinidounengyuandaobaiwenyunshenshang。
“jinqubalaoyezi。”lufengzuoshijiuyaoqubangyeyuanshanlaxiangzi，quebeiyeyuanshanshenshoulanzhu。
“xiaozi，wodedongxi，sheiyebunengpeng。”
“haohao，nindedongxijingui，wobupenghaoleba。”
suishuoxiaoxiangkansipolan，quebushiyourencongqizhongchuru。
yeyuanshanxinzhongzaicichanshenghuyi，buguoyeshiyigaorendanda，tazishi，woyeyuanshansuishuojiuburushi，dansheinengnaiwohe。
jiusuanzhendejiwoshiyinzhao，woyeyilijiangshihui，yilipozhi。
kanlekanlufeng，zheixiaozishuohuadoubuzanghua，yebuxiangtebieyinxianjiaozhazhiren，yinggaibuhuikengziji。
kuangqiehaishibaiwenyundepengyou，baiwenyunganpaipengyoukengta？
heng！jiebaiwenyunshigedanzi，yebugan。
nianjizhici，yeyuanshanzaiyemeilegulv：“xiaozi，qianmiandailu。”
“laoyezi，zheiluyouxiekengwa，ninjiaoxiazhuyidian......zheiliyouyiwangshui，biezanglenindexiezi......you，ninzheishuanglaobuxie，youxieniantoule......”
tingzhelufengjijizhazhagemeiwan，yeyuanshansuishuoxinzhongyouxiefan，dantongshiyejuede，zheixiaozidaoyetingguanxinrende。
“到了老爷子。”
lufengqiaoqiaokandaolemenshangdejihao，tuikaileyuanzimen。
yuanzilibagemeizai，yinweilufengjuedebagelianshangdedaobarongyirangrenchanshengjingti，jihuazhongjiumeirangtalumian。
bagedelianggexiongdiyingleguolai：“qingwenshiyeyandeyeyeba？womenliangshiyeyandepengyou，yeyanjiaodaiwoliang，yingjieyixialaoyezi。”
yeyuanshandiantoushuodao：“xiaoyanyouxinle。”
“laoyezi，wobangninaxingliba。”
yeyuanshandangzhuleshenlaideshou：“wuxu，wozijilai。”
lufengxinzhongmadao：laohuli，xiangzilibuzhidaoyoushenmedongxi，kexibeitasizhuazhebufang。
lufengdao：“jirandoudaodifangle，neilaoyeziwojiuxiangaocile。”
yeyuanshanbuxianbudandishuoleju：“xielexiaozi。”
yuanzizhong，queshiyemeiyouxiangxiangzhongdeneimepobai，haoxiangzuijincaifanxiuguo，yeyuanshanxinxiang，couhezhexianzhuxiaba，huitoudengxiaoyanchuyuanle，zaizhaogehaodiandezhuchu。
liangrendaizheyeyuanshanjinleyigefangjian，fangjianyebuxiao，ershipingfang，shoushidetingganjing，xiangpenpende，sihusalexiangshui，fangjianzhongyizhangdachuang，puzhefensedechuangdan。
yeyuanshanzhoumeidao：“zenmehaiyouxiangshuiwei？”
liangrenshuodao：“laoyezi，yeyanbenlaishizuxiadebangeyuanzi，zheibianbenlaishinvhaizizude，zheibuneinvhaituizule，yeyanjiuzuxiaquanbuyuanzile。”
“ng！wozhidaole，mafannimenlianggexiaozile。”
“laoyezi，yaobuyaowomenjininshoushiyixiawuzi？”
“bubile，nimenzouba，wozijishoushi。”
jifenzhonghou，duzizaifangjianzhongpuchuangdeyeyuanshan，huranjiukandaolianggenvrenchuanglejinlai。
lianggenvrendabandeyouxieyaorao，kandaoyeyuanshandeshihouyouxiejingdai。
“aiyou，zenmezheimedanianji？”
“nianjidayedeganhuo，zanmenqiandoushoulea。”
yeyuanshanhengmeilengshu：“sheirangnimenjinlaide？ganjinchuqu。”
qizhongyigenvrenshuodao：“laoyezi，jiqianderenzichengshiyeyan，chushoudafang，yirenjiwomenyiqiankuai，rangwomenbaninsihouhaole。”
“laoyezi，ninzheimedanianjile，ninjiutangzhe，shengxiadeshiqingjiaojiwomenlianglai。”
liangnvshuozhe，jiushangshoutuizijideyifu。
“xiaoyan？hushuobadaoba，xiaoyanzenmehuianpaizheizhongshi？”
yeyuanshanqidechuihuzidengyan，lianggeguangliudenvrenyijingpushanglai，qutuitadeyifu。
yeyuanshanyizhanglaolianxiudetonghong，hedao：“nimenwuli，kuaizhushou......”
buyihuier，hualala，jimingchuanzhejingfuderenchuanglejinlai。
“you！zheimedanianjile，haiwandedong？hehe......”
yeyuanshanhenbudezhaogedidongzuanjinqu。
“jingchaxiaotongzhi，nimentingwojieshi，wogenbenbuzhidaofashengleshenmeshi，shitamenliangyingchuangjinlaituowoyifu，woshiyuanwangde。”
一个女人狡辩道：
“jingchatongzhi，woyaoshishuowomenshiziyoulianai，nimenxinma？”
“nimenliang，genyibashisuilaotouziyoulianai？xinnigegui，mingmingjiushipiaochangbeizhuaxianchang，doudaihuiqu。”
yeyuanshanshuodao：“jingchaxiaotongzhi，nengbunengjiewogeshoujiyongyong，wojiwosunzidagedianhua。”
“xiangtuoren，mianleba！”
yeyuanshanaitanyisheng，woyeyuanshankongyougongfu，yebunenggenjingchadongshoua。
xiangzili，yijingyouhaoduopiaokehenvrenbeicongbutongdeyuanziliyachulai，yeyuanshanhelianggenvrenyebeidaidaolejingchepang。
lufengzouleguolai，daiduidejingchaliujuzhangganjinshangqianwolewolufengdeshou。
“xiexieluzongdejubao，zheicishiwomensaohuangxingdongyilaichengguozuidadeyici。”
lufengxiaozhedao：“keqikeqi，bangzhujingchatongzhidajifanzui，shiwomenshiminyinggaijindeyiwu。”
yeyuanshancishizhongyumingbai，yuanlaizijishibeilufengzheixiaozixianhaile。
laotouzifennudeshuangyanjihuyaomaochuhuolai，qidequanshendouzaizhandou：“xiaozi，nijingranxianhaiwo，woyaoshaleni。”
lufengbeifendidao：“laotou，nijingranliujuzhangzheimegaojidejingwurenyuanmianqiangongranshuoyaoshalewo，nijianzhiwufawutian。”
yeyuanshannushizhelufeng：“nidengwochulai，nizuihaobuyaolikaizheigechengshi，dengzhewoa！nihuiweijintiansuozuodefuchudaijia。”
lufengkanxiangliujuzhang：“zheizhei......haiyouwangfama？haiyoufalvma？”
liujuzhangyitingyeyuanshandehua，yebeiqidaole：“laotou，nizijifanlecuo，haiganweixiebieren，zhendeshiwufawutiana！daihuiqu，haohaozuozuosixiangjiaoyugongzuo，haohaofansheng，renshiqingchuzijidecuowu。”
lufengluchuyifuhaipadebiaoqingdao：“liujuzhang，ninqianwanyaorangtafanshengqingchuzaichulai，nikantaduoxionga，tazhendehuisharende。”
liujuzhangpailepailufengdao：“nifangxin，womenbunengrangnizheiyangdehaoshiminshoudaoshanghai，fouzehaiyoutianlima？”
yeyuanshannubukeedidao：“hunzhangxiaozi，nigaisia！nidengzhea，dengwohuilainongsini。”
liujuzhangwunaididao：“kaoshang，taiweixianle。”
lufenggantandao：“shi，taiweixianle，zheilaoyeziyaoshinianqinggeershiduosui，tuotuodehanfeiyige。”
zhidaobeidaishangjingche，yeyuanshandoumeifangqitadexiangzi，zheiyeranglufenggengjiahaoqi，zheilaoxiaozixiangzilimianjiujingshishenmedongxi。
（baiqiugeweiduzhelaoyemendeshujia、cuigeng）
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