白问筠,侵权删
jingchebarendoudaizoule,xiangzizhongkongkongruye,zhishengxialufengyirenzhanzaineili。
bagezouleguolai,kandaozhengzaixiangshiqingdelufeng,zaitashenpangjingjingzhanzhe。
taxinzhongxiangzhe:luzongzhenshilaoyinbi,weilexianhaiyigelaotouzi,buxinongchuzheimedadongjing。
taxinzhongjianglufengdingyiwei,zheibeizidoubunengdezuihebeipanderen,fouzebanimaile,nihaidebangtashuqian。
guolehaoyihuier,lufengcaishuodao:“bage,wozheicidejubao,youmeiyoudezuishenmerenwu?”
bagediantou,danxindidao:“wozhengyaogennishuozheishi,woyiweinijiushiyaononggexianrentiao,kengyixialaotouzi,meixiangdaonizhijiejubao,jiangzheipianxiangzidoumaile。
zheiyipianxiangzidoushiwugede,saohuangxingdongkaishihou,tajiubashiyezhuanruzheili。nizheicidezuilegehenjiaosele。”
lufengwusuoweidixiaolexiao:“nirenweiwomenliang,sheihen?”
bagebujindalegehanzhan:“wugeshimingzhehen,ninshiwanyinde,liangtouwodoubugandezui。”
“bubage,nizheicishigenwoshuanzaiyigenshengshangdemazha,neigewugezhidaolenibangwozuoshi,tanengfangguonima?”
kanzhelufengyinzhideyanshen,bagezhangtanyisheng:“luzong,nikehaisiwole。”
lufengpailepaitadejianbangdao:“fangxin,buguojiushigeheisehuima,zheigeshijieshang,meiyouqianbaibupingdeshiqing,ruguoyou,neijiushiqianjidebugou。daiwoqujianta。”
bageshuodao:“huihuangyezonghuishitadechanye,wanshangtahuiquneili,danshibaitianwojiubuzhidaotazainalile。”
gaobielebage,lufenghuidaolebinguan,baiwenyunhaibeitaguanzaineilini。
yongmenkadakailefangmen,baiwenyunhaizaichuangshangmeiyouxinglai。
lufengzouguoqu,zuozaichuangbian,shenshizhebaiwenyun。
beizibeitidaoleyibian,shentiqingweicexiangyibian。
zhangfarupu,sanluozaichuangshangrutongshengkaidehuaduo。
**deliandanshangdaizheyimohongxia,shuzhankaidemeiyandaizheyisiwumei。
xinggandehongchun,qingweiderudongzhe,shanzhexingxingdiandiandeguangze。
shuimengzhongta,fangfomengdaoleshenmekongbudeshiqing,meitouhuranzhouleqilai,yongrouruodeshengyinhanleju:“buyaodawo,wozhidaocuole。”
lufengnannandao:“kanlaishiyoumengdaoxiaoshihoubeiyelaotoudadeshiqingle。”
xinglaidebaiwenyun,zongshiyifuyoumeiyousa,yansuzhengjingdemoyang,zheifumoyangdebaiwenyun,haishidiyicijian。
dianhuahuranxiangqi,shibaiwenyundeshouji。
lufengjietong,jiutingdaoyeyandeshengyin:“shijie,woyeyedaolema?doushidianduole,yinggaidaoleba?nijiezhewoyeyelema?”
lufeng:“nishijieshuizhele,wobuxiangchaoxingta。”
yeyandeshengyinchenmoleliangmiao,ranhoujiubaofale:“lufeng,niduibaiwenyunzuoleshenme?”
“zuoleshenme?wogennixingrongyixiaba,wokailebinguan,taxianzaizaichuangshang,shuizhele,wozuozaichuangbian,ng,jiushizheimegezhuangkuangba。”
dianhuazhongchuanlaiyeyandenuchisheng:“lufeng,nigewangbadan,wozhidaonishiguyiqiwo,woxiangxinbaiwenyun,tabukenengzuochuzheizhongshi。”
“buxiangxinma?wojinifayitiaozhengju。”
lufengguashangledianhua,paileyizhangtazhengzaiqinshuimengzhongbaiwenyunliandandezhaopian,ranhouyongduanxinfajileyeyan。
budaoyifenzhong,yeyandedianhuajiuzaidaguolaile:“lufeng,nibudehaosi,nishuiwoweihunqi,nisihouhuixiadiyude!”
lufengheheyixiaodao:“sihouxiabuxiadiyu,wonaguandezhe,xianzaiwozaitiantangjiuxing,wenxiangruanyu,meirenzaihuai,haobuqieyi。”
yeyanyaoyaqiechidao:“baiwenyunzheige**,jingranmeiyouqujiewoyeye,quegennishuizaiyiqi。nimendoushi**,nimendougaisi!”
lufenghenmanyiyeyandefennu,yeyanyueshiwunengkuangnu,lufengyueshikaixin。
fengshuilunliuzhuan,qianshideyeyan,duozoulesumuning,xianzailufengbudanqianghuilesumuning,lianbaiwenyun,lianyangxiangweidouqiangzoule,zhentemeshuang!
laozijiushirangnizhongpanqinli,rangniyiwusuoyou,rangnishengburusi,nihainawomeizhe。
“yeyan,wanglegaosunile,niyeyegelsp,qupiaochang,beijingchazhuaqilaile。yigebashisuidelaotouzi,niganxiangxiang?
wodetian,laoyezizhenshilaodangyizhuang,haiyicidianliangniu,kendingshimeitianhegouqi,shenqiang......”
yeyanjianzhiyaobengkuile,dahoudao:
“bukenengde,woyeyejueduibuhuizuochuzheizhongshi,yidingshinigaodegui,nizheigeemo,woyeyezheimedanianji,nidoubufangguota。nitai**xiazuole......”
“eshi!wochengren,shiwojubaode,wozheigerenzheimezhengzhi,wokanbudebierenzuohuaishi。
woyejiujie,nishuozheimedanianjile,beizhuajinqushentiyejinbuzhuzheteng,kewodeliangxinqushizhewozuochulezhengquedejueding。”
“lufeng,hehe......nihuizaodaobaoyingde,dengwoyeyechulai,tabuhuifangguonide,nijiuqidaoba,duohuoyitian,doushilaotianjinideenci,hehehe......”yeyandaizherutongfengmodeshengyinguashangledianhua。
lufengcuileyikou:“pei!feiwu!zijidabuguo,jiujiaolaijiazhang,genyoueryuanxiaopengyouyigeshuiping,feiwu!”
ranhouzaiqukanbaiwenyun,quekandaotayijingzhengkaiyan,zuoleqilai。
lufengpailepaixiongfushuodao:“aiyouwoqu,nishiguia,xingledoubuzhiyisheng,hesiwole。”
baiwenyunhongzheshuangyan,yishuangfenquanpinmingdewanglufengshenshangzaqu。
“lufengnigewangbadan,nibawomihun,balaoyezisongjinjingchaju,nibuganrenshi,nishimoguima?”
lufengzhuazhulebaiwenyundeshuangshou,hechidao:“nidagoulema?zaidongshou,wojiuduinibukeqile。”
baiwenyundengzheyishuangleiwangwangdedayanjingwendao:“woshuizhedeshihou,niduiwozuoguoshenme?”
“meizuoguoshenme,jiushipaileyizhangqinniliandandezhaopian,fajileyeyan,nimeitingdao,batajiqichengshenmeyang。”
“ni**!weishenmeyaorangyeyanyizhiwuhuiwo?”baiwenyunhaixiangdalufeng,yishuangshouqueshibeisisizhuazhu,dongdanbude。
tajiuxiangshenjiaoquchuailufeng,quebeilufengyibazhuazhuletadejiao,zhuazaishoushangxinshang。
“duohaokandexiaojiao,wolaimomo。”lufengyixiazijiangtajiaoshangdeduan**sichediao,luchubaixihaokandeyuzu。
“fangshou,nige**!”
“weishenmewotuolewazijiaoneimechou,nituolewazijiaoyidianbuchouni?”
“yinweinishichounanren,**!”
“骂的真好听。”
“变态,**!”
lufengzheijitiantingdaolegezhonggeyangduizijidepingjiahemasheng,zhenshiqiongjinxiangxiang,yuanlaimarendecuocikeyiyouzheiyangduo。
zheishihou,lingyibushoujixiangle,lufengtaochulai,zheicaixiangqilai,zijijiangsumuningdeshoujiyeshoule,bazijideshoujijitayongle。
kandaolaidianxianshi,lufengxiaole,youshiyeyan。
kanlaizheixiaozibeidajidehaibugou。
jietongdianhua,chuanlaileyeyandegengyansheng:
“sumuning,xianzainengbangwodezhiyounile,qiuqiunibieguadianhua。
wodetuiduanle,zaiyiyuanli,yeyejinjingchajule,taneimedadenianji,zenmejindezhuzheteng。
doushilufengneigegoudongxihaide,tabawodetuidaduanle,youxianhaiwoyeyejinjingchaju,tabushiren,shimogui。
xiaoning,nilaiyiyuanhaoma?woxinlihaonanshou,wozhixiangjianniyimian。”
lufengjingjingtingwan,qingxiaoyisheng,shuodao:“yeyan,nizaigandawonvpengyoudedianhua,wobanisantiaotuidoudaduan。”
yeyandepaoxiaoshengyesuizhichuanlai:“lufeng,youshini,nishuilewoweihunqi,haibazhansumuning,nizenmebuqusia!nizheigemogui,nizheigewangbadan......”
“yeyan,niyijingshigefeirenle,nimeiyouzhuiqiuxingfudezigele。nijiuguaiguaijieshouzheigemingyunba,feiwu!”
lufengmomoguashangdianhua,xianzaishishihourangyeyanhaohaoxiaohuayixia,deliujitayixiegerenshijianshibushi。
baiwenyundengzheyishuangmeimu,lenglengdiwendao:“lufeng,niheyeyanjiujingyoushenmechou?nicainengduitazuodaozheiyibu?”
“duoqizhihensuanbusuan?”
“taduosheile?mingmingshinizaiduota。”
“tayaobaniduozoua,zheiwobunengrenba?”
“wogennizhiqianyemeiyouguojiaoji,nishaohushuobadao,nikendinghaiyoubiedechou。”
“haole,buxiachele。nidetongnianyinyingbeiwosongjinqule,liuxiayeyanneigefeiwu,yeweixiebudaoni,nikeyianxinhuiyiyuanle。dangran,ruguonixiangjixuzuodianshenme,woyeshihenleyide。”
“pei!sheiyaogennizuodianshenme。”
suishuolufengzaibaiwenyunxinzhongshigedahuaidan,danlufengjintianbimianletahelaoyezidejianmian,taxinzhonghaishigandaoqingxingde。
tabuzhidaolaoyezijianmianzhihou,huizenmeanpai,danzhiyaolaoyezianpai,tajiubuganweikang。
“lufeng,nizhidaowojupalaoyezi,suoyinishizaibangwoma?”
lufengheheyixiao:“bangni?nizenmexiangde?womingmingshizaihainia!”
“害就害吧!”
baiwenyunxinzhongjingranyouneimeyidiandianganjilufeng
【buguanjiexialailaoyezihuizuoshenmejueding,danzhishaojintian,woshikeyibubiqumianduilaoyezile。】
【zhiyuyeyan,zhengrulufengsuoshuo,taxianzaijiushigefeiren,tazhinengtangzaibingchuangshangpaoxiao,chuletingtajijuma,yemeiyoutaidadeweixiexing。】
【danjiexialaiyaozenmebanni?wozenmekewanglufengjixuduifulaoyezini?buxing,wozheizhongxiangfayouxieweixian。】
lufengkanzhebaiwenyundexinshidongtai,xinxiang,cikedebaiwenyunkenengdoubuyuanyichengren,tadexintaiyijingfashengleyixiebianhua。
kenengshiyinweiyelaotoudelailin,jiqiletaxiaoshihoudekongju,rangtaduiyubaituoyejia,chanshengleyixiekewang。
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