“jiushi，bujiushijialiyouliangqianma，nizhenyiweiyouqiankeyimaidaoyiqiema？”qiaojiafuhezhe。
pangbiandeliuhuiyebiaoshizantong：“woquannihaishiganjintuihun，bielaihamaxiangchitianerou，nipeibushangwomenjiaqingyan。”
“...”
zhaomeinatamenyitongkaipen，bazhouweilaibintingdegegejinruohanchan，naomenshanglenghanzhimao。
这三个人疯了吧？
zaichangdesheibuzhidaogushaozeshimodoutaiziye，duoduojiaodadidouyaodousandou，nimenjuranhaiganmatalaihamaxiangchitianerou？
huashuofanleba，zheijuhuashibushiyinggaiquhelinqingyanshuo？
“nimenshilinqingyandeshiyouba，xianzaizaitagongsishixi？”
mianduizhaomeinasangerendechaofeng，gushaozebunufanxiao，haobuzaiyi。
congzhaomeinakaikou，gushaozejiuyijingcaidaoletamensangerendeshenfen。
qianshidexiaoshuoli，zhaomeinatamensangerenzailinqingyandegongsilishixi，yinweishoubuletongxingdehuilu，jingranbaxinpinpeifangjitoule。
zhijiedaozhilinqingyandegongsixianruweiji，zuihoujileyefanliwankuanglandejihui。
“你怎么知道？”
zhaomeinayileng，danquehaobuweiju。
tashizailinqingyandegongsishixi，keyoubushizaigujiaqiye，nanbuchenghaidanxinnibawokaichu？
yishidaozheiyidian，zhaomeinagengjiayoushiwukong，tingzhileyaogan，wusuoweiju。
“shiyouzenmeyang，bieyiweiniyouliangqianjiulebuqi，moqishaonianqiong，zaowanyouyitianwohuibinihaiyouqiande。”
“哈哈哈...”
zhaomeinaciyanyichu，redezaichangdesuoyourenhahadaxiao。
bukuishiganggangzouchudaxuedeshixisheng，queshihenyouxiangfa。
suoyourendouxiangkanxiaochouyiyang，kanzhetamensangerentianzhendegaoxiao。
“真尼玛大傻*！”
cishi，duozairenqunhoumiandelinjiajiazhulinlianghaizaojiujidemantoudahan，xinlipashibazhaomeinazuzongshibadaidoujiwenhoubianle。
buzhisihuodedongxi，jingranliangushaozedouganma？
真尼玛是个小可爱！
gushaozeyeanbuzhuzuijiaole，zhenshiyouyuchunyoudanchun。
“neishenme，linjiaderenni？bieduozhekanrenaole，shibushichulaijiedaiyixia？”
gushaozehuanshileyiquan，henkuaijiuzairenqunhoumianfaxianlebianyilaozhangren：“lindong，yaobu，nichulaishuojuhua？”
“aiaiai，zaini，zaini，woganggangjiushidongxidiaodishangzaizhaolaizhe，duibuzhulegushao。”
linlianghaibenxiangduozhebuchuqu，jieguozhijiebeidianmingle。napashigushaozedeweilailaozhangren，yebuganzaitamianqianfangsi。
“bofuninlailejiutaihaole，kuaibataganchuqu，qingyanketaoyantale。”
zhaomeinahaizaipangbiangonghuo，genbenmeiyouzhuyidaolinlianghaicishinaomenshangbumanlexixiaodehanzhu。
gushaozequefaxianlezheiyidian：“yo，bofuzheishizheng**qula，zenmechulezheimeduohan？”
“...”
linlianghaiyouxieganga：“tian、tianqitaireleyinggaishi...”
kandaolinlianghailiandaqidoubuganchuan，xinxudeqiaojiayishidaobudui，coudaozhaomeinaerbianxiaoshengdigu：“meina，womenshibushirehuole，wozenmeganjueqifenbuduiya？”
“pashenme，xianzaishifazhishehui，nanbuchengtahaigandarenbucheng？”
zhaomeinaqihuhuzhanchulai，shuangshouchazheyao：“bofunibiepata，xiangtazheizhongbeibi**，angzangxia...”
啪！
yishengqingcuidebazhangshengchuanlai，zhaomeinawuzheliannanyizhixindekanzhegushaoze。
“ni...nijurangandawo？youzhongnizaidayigeshishi？”
啪！
youshiyijixiangliangdebazhang！
zhaomeinadunshibeishandeyanleihuahuadewangxiadiao：“nipingshenmedawo，lianwobamadoumeiyoudaguowo，nipingshenmedawo，woyaobaojing。”
“随你的便！”
gushaozehuodongzheshouzhitou，yilianwusuowei：“buguodengjingchalailenizuihaoxiangqingchuzenmeshuo，sheiyoukeyijinizuozheng。”
“zheimeduorenkanzheni，nihaixiangdilaibucheng？”zhaomeinarangrangdao。
danzhuantoutahuanshisizhou，quefaxianzhouweineixierenlianshanggegeluzhewanwei，jiuhaoxiangkanxiaochouyiyang，genbenbuxiangshiyaotitashuohuadeyangzi。
zhenshiyiqunruangutou，gujiarendexiaozhangqiyanjiubeinimenzheixierenjiguanchulaide。
huangzhangdezhaomeinataitouyoufaxianlejiankong：“youjiankong，dui，zheilizheimeduojiankongzai，kending...”
“neishenme，duibuzhulegewei，jintianjiankonghuaile，womenzhenglianxigongzuorenyuanqiangxiuni。”
zheishibaobiaoturanzhanlechulai，yijuhuazhijierangzhaomeinaxinliangdaolegudi。
hegushaozebiqilai，taqueshitaiguomiaoxiao。
“nimen...nimenqifuren,woyaobaojing，woyao...”
“goule，nimensangezouba，womenlinjiabuhuanyingnimen，haiyou，nimenbeigongsikaichule，mingtianbuyongqushangbanle。”linlianghaibuyuedao。
benlaiaiyulinqingyandemianzilinlianghaishibudasuanshuoshenmede，keshishizaijiabuzhuzhaomeinayizhizuosi。
takengzijiyejiusuanle，zhenbagushaozereshengqile，gujiayeyaogenzheyiqidaomei。
“a？bushi，bofu，shita，shitabipoqingyande，buguanwomendeshiya？”zhaomeinazhongyuzhidaohuangle，lazhelinlianghaiyigejingdeqiurao。
ganggangdexiaozhangjingtou，zheihuiquandouxiaoshibujianle。
xiangbijiaoqitaquxiangcunxiaoxueshixidetongxue，zhaomeinatamensangerenyinweilinqingyandeyuangu，jianzhitaixingyunle。
yaozhidaoxianzailinjiasuiranyijingbufudangnian，danyijiushimodoudedaqiye，duoshaorenjipotoudoujinbuqu。
haoburongyijinqule，kexianzaiyiqieyoudouwanle。
“nimenhailengzheganshenme，haibukuaibarenjiwotuozou。”
linlianghaiyishengnuhe，zhouweizhanzhebaobiaodongle，qiangxingjiazhezhaomeinasanrenwangmenwaizou。
zhiqianyouduoxiaozhang，xianzaijiuyouduolangbei。
“够了顾少泽！”
jiuzaizhaomeinasanrenbeituozoudexiayimiao，huanhaoyifudeqinruonanhelinqingyandouchulaile。
liangnvganggangyilumian，jiukandezaichangsuoyoujiabinmudengkoudai，quanchangjijingwusheng。
yinweitamenshizaishitaimeile，jiuhaoxiangliangkecuicandemingxing。
linqingyanshenzheyitiaoqianlansebanweixiangqun，jifushengxue，maoruotianxian，lengyandeqizhirangtakanshangqugengduolejifenbukexiedudegaogui，fangfoneiguanghangongzhongdexianzi，pianranrushi。
bukuishinanzhukanshangdenvren，queshizugouxiangyan。
weiyimeizhongbuzudeshitingjiping，napatazhangdezugoupiaoliang，kezaixianzaidegushaozeyanli，genbenbugankaojin。
sheizhidaoshibushinanrenjiabande？
bijingqianshichiguozheifangmiandekui，xianzaiyijingyouxinliyinyingle，chufeininengxiangwozhengmingnishinvren。
erzhanzaitashenbiandeqinruonanjiubuyiyangle，jueduishinvrenwuyi，erqiehaishiyimingfeichangchusedexiaonvsheng。
yijiandanqingsemoxiongzhangqunxianqipiaopiao，fengmandeshencaibeibaoguodelinglongyouzhi，yishuangroudududexiaoshoujinjinhuzhuxiongkoudebolan，shengpayibuliushenjiuyaobengkai。
xiangbijiaozhixia，qinruonandeyanzhisuiranbujilinqingyan，danyeshibukeduodedejipindameinv。
youqishitadeshiyexian，jianzhinengheluoxiaoyingyijiaogaoxiale。
“gushaoze，wodoumeiyouyaoqingni，niweishenmechuxianzaiwojiali？”