第2章
慕嫣然愣了。
shanggeyuedezhibo，chenfengzaizhibojianlianmaipk，zheibenlaishihenzhengchangdegongsicaozuo，jieguoquewudawuzhuang，lianshangleyigelianshoujidouwanbumingbaidelaotou。
laotoubuhuiwanshouji，lianshangzhihou，jidexiangtuichu，chenfengquedangchangjiushuolaotouyoubing，jielianshuolehaojigetezheng，quandouqiezhonglelaotoudebingqing。
dajiadoujuedechenfengzheishizaizhaoyaozhuangpian，danchenfengsuikoushuolegeyaofang，laotouzhijiejiuzhengxingfenle，dangchangxiadan，mailezhibojiandelishuiwanlouwang！
benlaimuyanranhaiyiweishizifangdeshuadancaozuo，gaozhiboxiaoguode。
danshidiertian，laotoudexiaosunnv，jiuquankuanjiaofuleweikuan，naxialeyiqianerbaiwandeyitaofang。
anzhaogongsiguiding，bishuiwandeticheng，youyibaiduowan！
muyanranyaode，jiushinengpaixialaichenfengduizijidongshoudongjiaodeshipin，ranhoujieciyaoxieta，jiangzheiyibaiduowandetichengjitunxiaqu。
kexianzai，chenfengdehua，querangtazhijiexiaochushenglai。
“woshuozenmejintianyintian，wuyundoushinichuilaideba？”
muyanranjianzhixiangshidiyicirenshichenfengyiyang，“ruguoneimerongyi，jiunengmaifangzi，wohaihenifeishenmehua？”
“xing，nibushixiangzhengmingzijideshilima？neijiurangnimai！”
“maibuwan，nilizhi，zhiqiandeticheng，yebiexiangyaole！”
chenfengmianwubiaoqing，tazhidao，muyanranbudasuanfangguozijile。
sanfenzhonghou，shiyebudedabangongshili。
suoyoudetongshi，douzaipengfudaxiao。
“shenme？jinwandezhibo，rangchenfenglai？erqie，tahaiyaobalishuiwandefangzijimaiguang？”
“lishuiwandefangzi，shichulemingdebuganjing，suiranshizanmenlingshuishiliangdajiazuzhiyidefanjiajituanlizuo，danmaibudongjiushimaibudong！”
“tazhiqianxiamaopengshangsihaozi，jiaoxingmaichuyitaofang，neiyeshizaimuzhuguandebangzhuhelingdaozhixiacaibandaode，nihaiyaomaiguanglishuiwan？pei！”
不干净？
zhanzaizijidegongweishang，chenfengdexintouyidong，tazailingshuishiyezhuleyinianle，duilishuiwandefengyanfengyu，yetingguoliangzui。
zaiwunianqian，fanjiahuafeijuzi，paixiaxinchengquzhongxindiduandedipi，bajinrongganggandoulabaole，laitouzilishuiwandexiangmukaifa。
dangshidefanjia，suiranshiguzhuyizhi，taokonglejiadi，kanqilaiyoujidafengxian，danneixingrendouzhidao，fanjiajianlejinzhuanle。
lishuiwanchuzaixinchengqudehuangjindiduan，erqiezhiliangguoying，shifanjiadushangxiwangdegaoduanzhuzhai，genbenjiubuchoumai，sheidouzhidao，wenzhuanbupei！
“fanjiajituandekuchazi，doukuaipeidiaole，yaobushiyouxiandieling，fangjiazaojiuyaozhanle！xianzaitichengjigao，shenmewangpaixiaoshouhezhongjie，quandoumeibanfa！”
“wotingshuo，lishuiwanzaishejideshihou，lvhuamianjizaibaifenzhisishi，shifeichangbiaozhundezhuzhaixiaoqu，danqinglejishijiayuanlingongsi，qianqianhouhouganlewunian，lengshicuncaobusheng！”
“zheisuanshenme，woershujiadetanggezaikaichuzuche，tagenwoshuo，henduosijizaiwanshangjingguolishuiwanfujinjiuhuimilu，yingshinengkaidaofendilimianqu，tinglaorenshuo，neiliyiqian，jiushigewanrenkeng！”
xianzai，yijingshiwanshangshiyidian。
zhenggebangongshili，suiranzuomanlejiabanderen，dandajiadoubuyouzizhudesuolesuobozi，ganjuehunshenbingliang。
“fule，sheitemebakongdiaokaidao17dude，queledadele！”
yourenguandiaokongdiao，yinfengzhenzhendeganjueshunjianshaolexuduo。
邪门？
风水不好？
chenfengmolemobizi，dao，“laozizipaotianshi，tiandixiadefengshui，haiyouganzaiwomianqianshuobuhaode？”
嘎？
全场人，哄堂大笑。
“chenfeng，wokannishidianyingkanduole，xiaonaoweisuole。”
muyanranmanliandejifeng，“nibieshuobalishuiwanmaiguang，julichunjiefangjia，zhiyouyizhoule，niyaoshinengmaichuquyitao，wobayongjinquanjini！”
“haiyou，jiangjinjinijiabei，woqinzijizongjinglishenqing，bawozheigezhuguanjinidang，danniyaoshimaibuchuqu，jiutianganjingwodepixie，ranhoupazhegunchugongsi！”
“呵！”
chenfengzhijiedao，“nixianqushoushidongxiba，bangongshitengchulai，neigeweizi，xingchenle！”
擦！
“yaobushiweilejiannanyanneigexiaoyatou，quwenqingchuneijianshi，xiaoshaoyeyigezhangxinlei，banizhenggerenjidianchenglvsede！”
直播间，空荡荡。
gongsibenlaiyoujigedahao，dankendingshibunengjichenfengyongde，zheigehao，shixiaohao，benlaiyouyigetongshizhengjuzhedengpaizaibofangdianying。
dengpaishangxiezhe：wuxianliuliangka，mianyuezu，kaikaxiangshou5gliuliangzhileideguanggaoci。
zhupingmushang，zhengzaibofangjingdiandianying，meijigeguanzhong。
“切画面。”
chenfengdeshenshangtaolegeziselajidai，nagongpaideshengzibadaiziledaoyaoli，shoulinielegelvzhihuapen，kanqilaishifenguaiyi。
“hahahaha！ganma？qigaifua？”
suoyoutongshidoucoudaolemenkou，gendongwuyuankangouxiongyiyangqukanchenfeng，hahadaxiao。
“fengle！chenfengyidingshishoubuleji，fanjingshenbingle，gaoyishenqizhuangyifu，zheishixiangyongzheizhongfangshilaixiyinliuliangma？”
“guoshile，erqiexianzaipingtaiyandazheizhongfengge，tazheiyanggao，henkenengbazheigezhanghaojinongfengdiao，daoshihou，kendingyaopeiqian！”
缓缓。
chenfengshenxileyikouqi，laotoushuo，burangzaifanrenmianqianxianluxianfa，xiaoshaoyezhiduizhejingtouxianlu，yinggaibufanmaobingba？
“滴！”
提示声响。
dianyingzhijieguanting，fupingmugaizhupingmu，chenfengneifuteliduxingdezaoxing，zhijiechuxianzaizhibojianli。
“？？？？？？”
danmushang，yilianchuandewenhao。
瞬间，人就走完了。
renjiashilaikandianyingde，youbushilaikanzashuade。
“哈哈哈哈！”
zhanzaijingtouwaimiandegongsizhongrenshizaishibiebuzhule，hongtangdaxiaoqilai，youderenshenzhiwuzheduzi，zuozailedishang，xiaodezhanbuqilaile。
“zhibojianrenshu，0！”
muyanrandemuguangzhongqinzhebinglengdechaonong，“chenfeng，nijiuzheiyangmaifangzide？he，wohaiyoushi，meishijianpeinihunao！”
转身，她走了。
啧！
zheishibixiaoshaoyeshangcaiyia！
“zipaotianshi！zuochuyigeweibeizushiyedejueding，xianfazhenghuo！sulaihetaishanglaojuntongtaiweiguan！”
chenfengshoudonggenggaizhibojiandemingzi，zheiyizhangchuan，basuoyourendouzhenzhule。
哈哈哈！
danxiayimiaozhong，jiushigengdadekuangxiao。
屋顶，都快被掀翻。
“wodeduzi，buxingle，wokuaibeixiaosile，shenmeshenmejiuzipaotianshia，guoyuchouxianglexiongdi，niliangemoshudoubuhuibian，nihaizhenghuo？”
“chui！shijingchui！kannizenmeshouchang！”
“guanjian，nengbunengmaifang？”
buguo，zheiyangdemingzihaishixiyinlaileyidaqunwuliaodekanke。
guanzhongshunjianlaidaoyibaiduo。
“？？？”
“gaoshiqingshiba？zipaotianshiliangedaopaodoumeiyou，taogelajidai，wurusheidezhishangni？”
“gunxiaqu！shenmedongxi，yepeiwangchengtianshi！”
弹幕滚动。
全是骂街的。
wangyangchixiaoyisheng，manliandeguobuqiran，suoyourendoubangzhebangzi，‘hangchichihang’biezhexiao，dengzhequkanchenfengdexiaohua。
“哈欠～”
chenfenglaoshenzaizai，tafangfomeikanjianbierenmatayiyang，zijibanlebalansede，zhongjiandaikongdeposuliaodengzizhijiezuolexiaqu，shenshangdesuliaodaigenzhexiadouleng。
“吧滋儿吧滋儿～”
yicixingdetoumingbeizilimian，jielediankuangquanshui，tayiyaoyihuang，zhengdexiangduanzheguanyaochawanside。
范儿，起足了！
“biweiertainongle！wozaiwudaokoudouwenjianle！”
“shaziyige，huazhongquchong，nibuzhenghuoma？jiuzhengzheige？”
“gundan！nifumuyoumeiyoujiaoguonilianchixin？jiukaozheigequanwma？zhenbang，zanmenguojiayounimenzheiyangderen，meixiwangle！”
弹幕已经快炸了。
sanqianren！wuqianren！yiwanren！
majiedetaiduo，redushunjianbaobiao！
“咳咳！”
chenfengqingleqingsangzi，zheishitadiyicizaizhibojianshuohua，lanyangyangkaikou，“xiaoshaoye，duizhejingtouxianluxianfa，bingbusuanweibeizuxun，xiangkanhuoer，xiaoshaoye，jiujinimenkanhuo！”
下一刻。
手印，起！
zhangzhongbei，beizhongshui，shunjianfeiteng。
“gewei，jintian，jiuyaobengsuinimendeshijieguan，shangyan！！！”