第3章:傻妮儿不傻了

weilejiguinvzhibing,fuqiliangbaozheguinv,xianli,chenglideyiyuanpaobianle,laleyipigujihuang,zuihoudedaodedaandoushuozhibuhao。

xifuerbaozheguinvzhengsuzhengsudiku,tayegenzhenanshou,zuihoutamenfuqirenmingle。

“fengge,shaniershianshengde,buguanhaizishayang,doushiandebaoer。zheibeizi,anjiushouzhetaguole,niyaoshiyoushaxiangfa,nizou,anbuguaini。”dingxiangbaozhehuaili,chongzhetaheiheishaxiaodeguinv,xintengyouxinsuan。

“dingxiang,nishuolishahua?”qiaofengbengzhelian:“annengyoushaxiangfa,zheibeizi,anjiushouzhenimenniangliangguole,zanmenhuoyitian,haizijiugenzanmenhuoyitian,jianglaiyouyitianzanmensile,zheihaiziyegenzanmenyiqizou,zanbulianleibieren。”

congneiyihoufuqiliangyixinyiyididaizheshanier,youxiejiaohaodecunminyequanfuqiliangchenzhenianqingzaishengyige,jianglaishanieryeyougedidimeimeizhaoying,doubeifuqiliangjujuele。

laotianyouyan,tamenguinvhaole,bushale!!!

liyulanbanxinbanyidikanzhexiaosunnv,shenshangchuanzhekuandadehuitubumianao,toufaluandegenjiwoside,yishenheipigenyuanlaiyiyang,zuidadebianhua,jiushizheishuangyanjing。

yuanbenkongdongwushendeyanjing,shanshuozhelingdongdejingguang,。

这孩子真不傻了?!

“哎哟—。”

dingtaoxinwuzhexiaoheizhua,biezhezuikanzheliyulan:“nai,niqiaangansha?”

“shanier,tengbuteng?”liyulanyongjinlezheibeizizuiwenroudeyuqiwendao。

dingtaoxindezuijiaochoulechou,ditoukanzhetaheihongdexiaozhuazi,tanaiqiazheiyixia,xiazuleliqi。

“nai,woshijingerningniyixia,nikantengbuteng!”

dingtaoxinmingbaijialirenjidongdexinqing,bijingyigeshazituranbushale,queshitingnanxiangxinde,danshiweileyihoudezhengqiandaji,ta,bixubaituoshanierzheigexingxiang。

“nainai,die,niang,anbushale,nimenkaixinbu。”

“kaixin,kaixin,laotianyekaiyanle,kaiyanle,”dingxiangshuangshouheshichongzhefangdingqianchengdibailebai,yaobushiqiaofenglanzhe,dingxianggaodiguizaidishangjilaotianyekeyige。

“hao,hao,”qiaofenggaoxingdibuzhidaoshuoshenme。

乖乖!!!

李玉兰咋么咋么嘴。

wanwanmeixiangdao,haoziyaohainengzhishabing!

liyulanyinchuochuodikanzhedingtaoxin【yaobuyaozaimaijibaohaoziyaojisunnvchi,wanyizheishabingmeiduangen,zazheng?duochijibao,chediduanleshagener!】

dingtaoxinqingqingdouleyixiahoubei,ganjuehoubeixinyiliang。

没风啊?咋这冷??

dingtaoxinwushiliyulannvshihexubandexiaorong,zongganjuetanaibuhuaihaoyi。

“die,niang,nainai,yihoubieshanier、shanierdejiaoan,buhaoting,anjiaodingtaoxin,yihoujiaoandingtaoxin。”

sarenqishuashuadiantou,yikoutongshengdishuodao:“hao,shanier。”

dingtaoxin:“......”xinlei!

yuanzhubijingshaleshijiunian,dingtaoxinyemingbaiyishizhijianhennangaibiantamen。

“gululu,gululu。”

dingtaoxindeduziyoujiaohuanleqilai:“niang,anele。”

“吃饭,吃饭。”

“guangguzhegaoxing,douwangleyaofan,kebunengezheanjiasha...taoxin,”dingxiangmeizizidizhongxinnaqishaozi,yaozhou。

diyiwan,xianjiliyulan,jiezhejidingtaoxinshenglemanmanyidawanbangzizhazhou。

qiaofengmanmandiduanzhewanfangdaodingtaoxingenqian,shengpayigebuxiaoxin,sachulai。

shengxiadebangzizhazhou,fuqiliangyirenbanwan。

zhuozishangmianhaifanglebanpanzixiancaigedahelianggezhujidan。

fuqiliangpengzhewan,lebuzierdi,chiliuzhewanlidezhou,jinerdezhoubujinnianhu,haizeilatian!

dingtaoxinyepengzhewan,dakoudakoudixiliuzhe,hedeneijiaoyigemei。

liyulanyuguangkanzhedingtaoxin,bengguanrenshabusha,fanliangshiyidianermeijianshao,yirujiwang,nengchi。

“tadie,yihuiershanggong,anyaohaohaogenneixielaoniangmenershuoshuo,anjiataoxin,bushale,”dingxianggaoxingdishuodao,tayaogencunlirenhaohaoxianbaixianbai。

“shuo,yidingyaodashengshuo,rangcunlirendoutingjian,anmenjiataoxinkebushigeshanier,heihei。”

tingzhefuqiliangdexiaosheng,dingtaoxinxinlimomingdeyisuan。

zheixienian,dingjiarensuiranduishanierhao,danyebunengshishikekedoudingzhetaba,beidilikeyoubushaorenqifuguoshanier。

yibibidezhangdouzaitanaozilijizhe,dingtaoxingoulegouzuijiao,taxinyanerxiao,bizhenkonghaixiaobanla,neixieqifuguotaderen,zhang,manmansuan。

buguo,zheixiedoubushizhongdian,zhongdianshishanierchihaoziyaozishazheishier。

tazheiyaochidexiqiao,zishadeyemomingqimiao……haiyouguanyushanierbanyepaodaozhiqingdianer,yigeshazibadananrenmiyun,barenjiqiangle,zheishiergengshixiemen!

dingtaoxinshuaileshuaitou,zheijitianfashengdeshier,yuanzhuyidianerjiyidoumeiyou,dingtaoxinyebuzhidao,daodifashengleshashi。

“啪—”

“nai,niyoudaan。”dingtaoxinweiqubabadikanzheliyulan。

kanzhehuishendesunnv,liyulandexinqiaoqiaosongleyikouqi,haiyiweisunnvdeshabingyoufanle。

duimiandeqiaofenghedingxiangyegenzhesongleyikouqi,fuqiliangxiaozhekanweiqujuezuidedingtaoxin,tamenguinvzhenhaokan,zhenzhaorenxihan。

dingtaoxin:“......”zheiyilianheiqimahude,erweishizenmekanchutazhangdehaokanhezhaorenxihande??

“meishierfashaleng?bajidanchile,”shuozhe,liyulanbajidanfangdaodingtaoxindeshouli。

dingtaoxinkanzheshoulidezhujidan,zaikantawanbianhaifangzheyigezhujidan。

jidanxianzaikeshigexihandongxi,jiajiahuhubaobeidehen,tanaisuiranzuishangxianqita,keshimeitiandoubazijidejidanjitachi,tadieniangyequanguo,liyulannvshizashuolaizhe。

“jidanxinglebaji,anbuaichi,rangshanierchiba。”

suoyishaniershiquanhoumangcunweiyiyigemeitiankeyichilianggezhujidandenvhaier。

dingtaoxinxilexibizi,taitoukanzheliyulannvshi

“奶~”

“干啥?”

“anyihoukendingzhenghenduohenduohenduohenduodeqianxiaoshunnigenandieniang,anfashi。”

tingzheguinvdehua,qiaofenghedingxiangliangkouzidexingenhelemiyiyangtian,liandaizhewanlidebangzizhazhougengtianle。

qiaofengdouhuaiyitaxifuershibushizaizhoulijiatangle:“xifuer,zheizhoushibushifangbaitangle,guaitianli!”

“meifangtang,jialidebaitangzaomeile,ankanshinidexintian,”dingxiangyanjiaowanwan,xiaoshengshuodao。

“keladaoba,dengnixiaoshun,anfentoudouzhangcaole,ganjinchifan。”liyulansuiranbanzhelian,zuishangshuodebuhaoting,danxiangshangqiaoqidezuijiao,zenmeyadouyabuxiaqu。

dingtaoxinpiepiezui,shoulibalazhejidanpi,nimendoujiwodengzhe,dengwo......dengdeng......

dingtaoxinkanzhebaleyibanerdejidan,turanxiangqiyijianshier,sayazijiuwangwaimianpao。