男人登时一个激灵。
“你什么意思！”
shenzhiyu：“nizuijinshibushizongjuedexiaofutong，tebieshishangcesuodeshihou，mouchuqiguancitongwubi？”
nanrenlianseyibian：“nizenmezhidao？！”
yinweimouchutengtong，tazuotiangangzuowantijian，jieguohaimeichulai。
xianzaitingshenzhiyuzheimeshuo，taxinlidunshihuangle。
“nizhidaoshenme？wodeleshenmebing？nishibushisuanchulaile？！”
shenzhiyutiaoletiaomei：“niqianliexianchuwentile。buzhiruci，nihaiyouwujingzheng，zheibeizidoubuhuiyouhaizi。”
轰隆——！
‘wujingzheng’sangezi，rutongjingtianpili，jiangnanrenpidetouyunmuxuan。
tacanbaizhelian，lianlianyaotou，“bu，bukeneng！wozenmekenengyouwujingzheng！nisahuang！”
huayingangluo，tajiaruhumenbeidakaile。
yigenvrenkuaibuchongjinlai，‘pa’yishengjiangyitabaogaodanshuaizainanrenlianshang。
“wangminghui，niyouwujingzhengzenmebuzaoshuo？！”
wangminghuishensehuanghu，meifanyingguolai：“nishuoshenme？”
nvren：“nidetijianjieguochulaile，qianliexianai！wujingzheng！wangminghuinigewangbadan，nishibushizaojiuzhidaozijibunengsheng，suoyicaibutingcuanduowojiehun？jiehunjiehun！laoniangjienidiedehun！buhuixiadandegongji，yepeigenlaoniangjiehun？gun！fenshou！”
nvrengenjiguanqiangsideyidunshuchu，ranhouzhuanshenliqu。
wangminghuidongzuojiangyingdejianqidishangdebaogaodan，shangmianbaizhiheizixiezhejigedazi——
前列腺癌！
无精症！
wangminghuidenaodaishunjian‘weng’deyisheng，baiyanyifan，yunle。
——
dangshirenyunle，lianxianzidongzhongduan。
zhibojianguanzhongkandemudengkoudai。
【haojiahuo，touyicixianchangchigua，zhenshuang！】
【wujingzheng，qianliexianai，zheigemenergoucande。】
【huogaiata！sheirangtazuoleneimeduohuaishi，zheijiushibaoying！】
【zhubozhendeshenle，jingransuandezheimezhun，nanbuchengshizhendashi？】
“haiyoumeiyourenyaosuanming？”shenzhiyuchiguachilegebao，xinqingshifenyuyue，“zaisuansangua，shidianxiabo。”
zheiyihui，haojigerenzhudonglianxian。
shenzhiyuxuanlesangerenlianxian，dengshidianxiabohou，takanleyanhoutaideshouru。
sanfenguajingongjiuqianyuan，zaijiashangfenchenghoudedashang，budaosangexiaoshi，tajingranzhuanlejiuqianwubaikuai！
“wolegesanqinglaozu，zhibojingranzheimezhuanqian，wobianchengwanyuanhule！”
xixizhanzaitashouwanshang，heidouyandingzhezhibohoutaideshourushuzi，butingputengchibang。
“yuyuzuilihai！yuyuzuilihai！”
shenzhiyudexiaoyanzhongshengmanxiyuedeguang。
tajiangsuoyoushourutixian，fenchuwuqiankuaijuandaocishanjijinhui，shengxiadequanbucunqilai，dengcungoujiuqiankuaiyicixingjifuzhuozhuanguoqu。
——
傅家大宅。
fuzhuodaojiashiyishishenye。
zhaiziliderendouyijingshuile，zhiyoufulaoyezizuozaiketing，jiaobiankaizheyizhanxiaodeng。
fuzhuotuodiaowaitaozoujinqu：“ninhaimeishui？”
“nibaitianchuleneimedadeshi，wozenmeshuidezhe。”
fulaoyezitanlekouqi，“tingdaipingshuo，yougexiaoguniangjiuleni？”
tiqishenzhiyu，fuzhuozaidengguangxiadewuguanrouhejifen。
tangleyisheng，zuodaofulaoyezishenbian：“tajiaoshenzhiyu，wodeyinshazhiqiyijingbeitafengyinzaixinkoule。”
“沈知鱼？”
fulaoyezilengleyixia，mengdifanyingguolai，“budui，niganggangshuoshenme？nitineideyinshazhiqibeifengyinle？！”
fulaoyezijidongdezhanqishen。
fuzhuodeyinshazhiqishifujiasuoyourendexinjie。
baokuotayinchehuoqushidefumu，linsiqiandouhaizainiantaozheijianshi。
“azhuo，nibushizaipianwoba？nideyinshazhiqizhennengbeifengyin？kehuikongdashibushishuoxianzailingqixibo，mofashidai……”
“neidingranshiyinweishen**biqitarenlihai。”
fuzhuoyuyourongyan，ranhouhaowupudiandeshuochuyigedamimi，“yeye，tajiushiwoyizhizaizhaoderen。”
傅老爷子：！
“nishuotashidangnianneigexiaonvhai？”
fuzhuo‘ng’leyisheng：“dui，jiushita。tahedangnianyimoyiyang，yidiandoumeibian。”
fulaoyezilengleyixia，fanyingguolaihou，lianlianjiaohao。
“haohaohao！dangnianjiushitajiuleniyiming，shigeduonian，jintiantajingranyoujiuleni。zheiguniangheniyoudayuanfen，tashinideguiren！dengyoujihuiniqingtalaijializuo，woyaohaohaoxiexieta。”
fuzhuo：“zaidengdengba。tabujidewole，shanziqingtalaijiali，youxietangtu。”
傅老爷子深以为然。
“zheijianshinizijijueding。duile，jintianwohejigelaopengyoujuhui，liaoqilenihejiangjiadehunyue……”
fuzhuoyiting，chabeiyifang，qishenjiuzou。
傅老爷子气乐了。
“chouxiaozinijiubunengtingwobahuashuowan？meicishuodaohunyuejiuzheifudexing，nibuaiqu，renjiangjiahaibuxiangjiani！”
“neiwoxiexiejiangjiababeizuzong。”
fuzhuomianwubiaoqing，youyanbujin。
“wozaojiushuoguo，hunyueshininhejianglaoyezidingde，yaojiehunnihejianglaoyeziqujie。woduijiangjiarenmeixingqu。”
“neiniduisheiyouxingqu？”
“wo……”fuzhuohuayidun，naohaizhongfuxianchuyizhanglian。
fulaoyezisihukanchusunzizaixiangshenme。
tayuqiyiweishenzhang：“dangniandehunyuezhishiwohelaojiangkaidewanxiao，zuobudeshu。erqietajianeixiaonvhaidiulekuaiershinian，wobukenengweileyigekoutouhunyue，rangniyizhiweitashouzhe。”
fuzhuowenyan，budongshengsedesonglekouqi。
fulaoyeziquehuranhuafengyizhuan。
“danshi，nijiusuanbuhejiangjiajiehun，yezongyaohebierenjiehun。mashangershiwule，yidabanianjide，zongdezhaogenvpengyou。zanmenjiabujiangmendanghuduineiyitao，zhiyaonixihuan，jiufangxindadandequzhui。”
fuzhuomouguangweidong，shouxiayishidemoxiangfengyinzheyinshazhiqidexinkou。
fulaoyeziyikan，haiyoushenmebumingbaide。
tazhanqilai，xiaozhepailepaifuzhuodejianbang。
“xiatianmashangdaole，woxiangzaiyuanziliwageshuichi。shanzidongtuhuiyingxiangfengshui，nimingtianlianxishen**，qingtalaijialibangmangkankanba。”