第五章 堂而皇之

第五章堂而皇之

anruyangdexinjihuzaidixue。

congqianqinyuezeyejingchangzaiwanshangdadianhuahuozhefayuyinxiaoxi,danshitayizhiyiweishitashichuligongzuo。

congmeixiangguotajingranjiushizheiyangtangerhuangzhidangzhetademian,helingyigenvrendiaoqing。

“taoyan~xiacishishenmeshihou?”

qinyuezeshengyindichen,“mingtianzenmeyang?”

jinguanyousixiangzhunbei,dananruyanghaishizhenleyixia。

tashidasuandaizhejiangyangcizaitadeyanpizidixiatouqingma?

erqinyuezeyebeianruyangdouranjiazhongdehuxiheleyitiao,dandagaishiyishidaolongzishitingbujiande,tawanxiayao,qingpaianruyangdejian。

anruyangzhengkaiyan,tazhengyilianxintengdidazheshouyu。

——laopo,zuoemenglema?

bennengfukaitadeshou,anruyangyanshidiqishen,“ng,zuolegeemeng。”

sihuchajuetadeshuli,qinyuezeyouxiezhengleng。

——老婆,怎么了?

anruyangshouleyixiaqingxu,quebiedexiongkoufamen,“woqushufangjingyijing。”

shuowan,taraokaiqinyueze,taoyesidelikailefangjian。

zaishufang,anruyangdengshanglezijideyouxiang,lijiachuzouhoutadanxinbeifaxian,zaiyemeidengluguo。

dengluchenggonghou,jiqiantiaoyoujianjiezhongerzhi。

meiyifengdouxiemanlefumuduitadexiangnianhedanyou。

anruyangbijianfansuan,tajuranhuiweileqinyuezezheiyangderen,fangqilefumu,tazhenshichuntoule!

buguohaozaihaiyoujihui,tahaikeyihefumutuanju。

kanwanyoujianyijingdaolehoubanye,anruyangcaichenchenshuiqu。

benlaiyiqianbixutangzaiqinyuezedehuailicainengrushui,kejintian,yigerenjingyeyiwaihaomian。

ciri,zhangjiuyilaideshengwuzhongranganruyangzhunshiqingxing。

anzhaoyiwangdexiguan,taxuyaoweiqinyuezezhunbeihaoxiaofuhezaocan,jiaotaqichuanghouzaiquweiqinyuezezhunbeichuxingwupin。

xianzai,tazhishimomoxialou,weizijizhunbeileyifensanmingzhihekafei。

jinsedeyangguangtouguoluodichuangsalejinlai,tazuozaicanyishangxiangshouzhekuobieyijiudeyouxian。

danmeihaohenkuaijiubeidapo。

xianxiangqidishiqinchuchenzhejimanghuangdeshengyin,“zaogao!zenmejiudianle!woyaochidaole!zenmemeirenjiaowoqichuang!”

jinjiezheshiqinyuezegaosheng,“kenengshimamashuiguotoule,nixianxishu,wosongniquxuexiao。”

anruyangminleyikoukafei,jingjingtingzheloushangdejifeigoutiao。

“wodezuoyeni?zenmezhaobuzhele?”

“haiyouxiaofu,daodishinayitao!”

“校牌又去哪了?”

anruyangzhalezhayan,tahenzaojiujiaoguoqinchuchen,xuyaoyongdedongxiyaozaiqianyitianwanshangzhunbeihao,erqietadexiguanyebuhao,zounadiuna。

kedaotoulai,zhihuanlaileyiju,“chuchuguanzheta”。

neihao,congjintiankaishi,tabuhuizaiguantayici。

十五分钟后。

qinchuchenzhongyulaidaoleyilou,xiaofuchuandehaishizuotianneitao,chuanzaishenshangwaiqiniuba,lianniukoudoukoucuoleweizhi。

tajiandaoanruyangshi,xiaolianshangyeshimanmandechayi。

——mama,niweishenmebujiaowoqichuang?

anruyanglenglengkanzheta,fanwendao,“woweishenmeyaojiaoniqichuang?”

diyicibeianruyangzheiyangduidai,qinchuchenhaobanshangcaijueqixiaozui。

——nandaonishixianghaiwochidaoma?

bihuawan,tayoudengdengpaodaocanzhuoqian,caishangcanyi,xianshudinaqisanmingzhizhunbeiweidaozuibian。

xiayishun,anruyangshenshou,sanmingzhiyouhuidaoletadeshouzhong,“zheishiwodezaocan。”

wenyan,qinchuchenyizhangxiaolianqigugude,tamengdiyixiapashangcanzhuo,“pa”diyibazhangdazaianruyangdeshoubeishang。

三明治应声掉落。

——bujiwochi,niyebiexiangchi!