yichangxijieshu,xiaolijingyuanhuaichuaizhefuzadexinqinglikai,erxiaoheyeyikaozhezijichusede“yanji”,chenggongzhengfuledaoyanliuzaijuzu。
mengluluyepingfuhaolexinqing,zhengzhongxiangxiaohedaoqian:“baoqiana,xiaotongxue,nideyanjizhendehenbucuo,shiwojibururen,chadianyingxiangdaonidebiaoyan。”
xiaohewusuoweidisongjian:“meiguanxi。”
zuowei“xiongfan”,beihuaiyishitadesuming。
mengluluzhalezhayanjing,zixidaliangzhemianqiandeqingnian,suihoushuodao:“xiaotongxueyidianyebuxiong,jiushizheiqizhiheyanshentaixilile,bijiaoburongyirangrenjiejin,ruguoxiaotongxueduiyanxiganxingqudehua,jianyiyihoushizhediaozhengyixia。”
xiaohekuxiaoyisheng:“haode,xiexiemenglaoshidetixing。”
mengluluqishishuodefeichangweiwanle,neihezhishixili?jianzhijiushixiongcan!
xiaoheyexiangyaogaibianzijizheiqichangheyanshen,danshouxiaoshenwei,tayezhinengjinliangdaizhemojinghekouzhao,mianqiangyanshiyixiazijixianzaide“zuifanqizhi”。
miandezoujibujiubeirenbaojing,tashizhenbei“zhua”pale!
chenzhezheigejihui,xiaohehemenglululiaoleyihuier,zheicailejiedaozheigejuzudejibenqingkuang。
daoyanxingwang,jiaowangxingyuan,zhuanmenpaiouxiangjuchushen,mingxiayouershiduobuzuopin,dandoumeiyouduoshaoshuihua,shiquanneirenzuikanbuqideouxiangjuliushuixiandaoyan。
heweiouxiangjuliushuixian?yejiushixianggongchangliushuixianyiyang,anzhaogudingdeliuchenghemoshilaipaisheouxiangju,zheileiouxiangjudaduojuqingtaolu、renshemobanhua、ticaikeyiyinghedazhongdekouweihefengxiang,jibenshangshenmehuojiupaishenme,jiduquefachuangxin。
erzheicipaishede《ranjinzhixin》,jiushiyinweiqianduanshijianshichangxianqileyiboxingzhenjulangchao,suoyiwangdaoyegenfengganshimao,pailezheibupizhexingzhenpi,shizerengjiushinannvzhutanlianaideouxiangju。
birushuoxiaoheshiyandesharenmonanwu,anzhaojuqingzouxianglaikan,tajiuyijingshizheiouxiangjuzhongzuidadefanpaile。
qianmianjigexifenzhongdejiaose,jibenshangchengshuangchengduidezuchenglecp,manzugezhongcpdangdeketangkouwei。
xiaohe:……yuanlaizhiyou“ta”zairenzhengaoshiqinga。
danqishiguanyuzheidian,juzushizhendedanchunmeiqianzaijiayitiaolianaixian。
fouzeniyiweifanpaibutanlianaima?
cuo!fanpaidoushiheihuadelianainao!
ouxiangjubunengmeiyouaiqing!
……
nanwudexifenbingbuduo,xiaoheliuzaijuzuliangtianjiupaiwanle。
jinguanzheibuxidenannvzhuyedoubeitalinzhedianjusharendemoyanghedebuqing,danhaodaimeiyourenbaojingzhuaxiaohele。
fouzexiaoheyezhendexiangyaobaojing。
juqingdezuihou,xiaoheshiyandesharenmoxiangyaolinqidianjuhuixiangnvzhu,jieguobeinanzhukaiqiangjisha。
bansuizhenvzhudejianjiaohelinzhongdeqiangxiang,sharenmohuanhuanguidaozainvzhudemianqian,linzhedianjudeshouwulichuixia,yuanbenwengwengzuoxiangdedianju,yetongtadeshengmingyiban,huanhuantingxiashengxiang。
nvzhulianshangmanshileishui,taitoukanzhemianqiandesharenmo,tongkonglihaidaizheshangweitunqudekongju,ersharenmoquezhishixixuedichelechezuijiao,muguangfengcidikanzhemianqiandenvzhu,yanlihaidaizheshenshendeyihan——
a,duomemeihaodezuopin。
kexia……wuyuanzaijianle。
sharenmozuibarudonglexia,queshenmehuadoumeiyoushuo,xiongkoudexianxuebuduanyongchu,zhuanyanjianjiujinshiletazhanmanlehuichendebaisewaitaoshang,qingnianweiweidalaxianaodai,jiulianlianshangdaizhedejinsibianyanjingdoushangweidiaoluo,tafangfozhishishuizheleyiban,jingjingdiguizuozaineili。
linjiandefengweiweichuifu,shenmedoumeiyouliuxia,zhiyounvzhuyayidechuoqihenanzhudishengdeanfu……
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querenxiaohesiwang——pei,shaqinghou,juzudesuoyourenhenhendisonglekouqi。
tebieshinanzhuzhaoshuyu,lianshangmanshixiyuezhiqing。
meiyoubanfaa!xiaoheshizaitaixiongcan,zhangdeshuaihaiyandehuai,tazheigenanzhuheduifangyanduizhiximadeshihou,zhendeshiduibicanlie——
tangtangxingzhenduidaduizhang,mianduifanrendeshihoushuohuadoudazhan,muguanggengshilaihuiyouyi,qishibifanrenhairuo,zhaoshuyushihoukanluxiangdeshihouzhenshiliangyanyihei。
xinghaojingtoushifenkaipaishede,houqiyeshipeiyin,yaoburantazheizhanshengbochuqu,zhendezhaoxiaole。
suoyixianzaizhaoshuyushizuizuiqipanxiaoheganjinzourende。
xiaoheziranshibuzhidaoqitarendexiangfa,takanzhexitongliduochulaideshijifen,henshigaoxing。
jiashangqianduanshijianpaolongtaozhuandaode,taxianzaiyigongyouershijifenle!
laibujiguanqitaren,xiaohedakailezijidexitongmianban。
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choujiangjiemianliyigongshezhilesangedengjidechoujiangbankuai,fenbieshiyibaijifen,yiwanjifen,yibaiwanjifen。
kanzhechoujianganniushangdejifenyaoqiu,zaikankanzijixinxinkukuzanchudeershijifen,xiaohezhangtankouqi,gangcaidexiyuedangranwucun。
kaoa,taxinxinkukuzheimejiu,jifenlianchoujiangdeyibandoumeiyou,haiyousheijiashizheimecande?
zheishijinshouzhima?bu!zheishidagongrenxitong!
“xitong,womendageshangliang,nijiwokaigexinshoushilianchoubei?renyouxihaodaihaiyouxinshoulibaoni,nizuotongyebunengtailinse,buranwozheidangzuifandeqibujindoumeiyou,daoshihouyaoshibeizhuale,qibushiyingxiangnidehouxugongzuo?”
xiaohedasuanzaizhengzhayixia。
ranertadehuabingmeiyoudedaoxitongdehuifu。
萧贺耸肩。
ruguokeyi,zhenxiangjizheigewanyierdashangchaping!
垃圾狗系统!我呸!
jiuzaixiaohezhunbeifangqideshihou,tamianqiandechoujianganniujingranliangle!
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——yejiushishuo,tanenggouchouliangcijiangle!
xiaoheshunjianbianlian,zaixinzhongfengkuangkuazanxitongdaren,ranhouhaobuyouyudianxiaanniu。
“来!金色传说!”
raneranniuanxia,xitongjiemianbingmeiyouchuxianxiangxiangzhongdehualitexiao,jiuzhijietiaochulaijixingzi——
【gongxihuode“tigudaofa”,yizidongxuexi】
【gongxihuode“shouming+30tian”,yizidongduihuan】
【tigudaofaxiangqing:tuludegaodengyishuzhiyi,keyikuaisujianghuorentiweibaigu,fangbianninhuishimieji、chuangzuoxuexingyishu、tiaoxinjingfang、zhizaokongjudeng,tongshikeyitigaoninduirentigouzaodelejie。】