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小说简介

kangufengyizuidezuopin《fanzuixitong：kabugwochenghuairenzhuanyehu》huishangyinde，xiedetebiehao，zhujiaoshixiaohemenglulu，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:erqiezheigebeidonghaiyouqubie，biruneigesisheng，xiaohenenggoumingxianganjuedaotazhishishoujiaobuganjing，xihuanxiaotouxiaomo，bingbushishenmetebie……

精彩章节

“jingchatongzhi，tazhendeshiwomendeyanyuan，womengangcaijiushipaixini！”

xiuxishili，daoyankuzhelianhemianqiandejigejingchajieshi，xinzhongmanshikumen。

这算什么事啊！

tamenhaohaodipaigexi，zenmechadianjiujinqule？

萧贺同样一脸苦闷。

haojiahuo，tazheisuanbusuanshi“xiaohei”chuangyeweibanerzhongdaobengcu？

“ninqiaoqiao，wozheidianjudoushijiade——”xiaohelinqidianjuzhunbeizhengmingziji，dansuizhedianjuqidongdewengwengshengxiang，suoyoujingchadouhoutuileyidabu，youshouxiayishianzaileyaoce，jingtidikanzhexiaohe：“fangxiadongxi！bieluandong！”

萧贺：“呃——”

kanjingchashushumensuishiyaotaoqiangdedongzuo，xiaoheganjinyongdianjuzaizijideshoubeishanglaihuimoca，“nikan，buhuishoushangde。”

dianjudejuchishiruande，jishipengdaoshoubeiyemeiyoushashangli，jigejingchazheicaisonglekouqi，weishoudezhangjingguannaqilaijianchaleyifan，ranhoukanxiangleyipanghaizaikuqidemenglulu：“nimenzenmejiangrenhechengzheiyang？”

menglulubenlaijiushixiaoyuanlian，kanshangquxianglinjiaxiaomeimeiyiyang，youtianyouguai，danxianzaiyikuqilaigenbentingbuzhu，hennanbujiaorenduoxiang。

“aiya，zheibuzhengshuomingxiaoxiaotongxueyanjihaoma？nishuoshibushia？lulu？”daoyanfengkuangxiangmengluludayanse。

zhangjingguanpailepaidaoyandejianbang，yudaiyanli：“rangrenjiaguniangzijishuo，nizheishizuoshenme？”

“baoqian，baoqian，shiwotaixinjile——”daoyanzhinengjixudaoqian。

xinghao，kenengshicikeyoulejingcha，yongyoulejidaanquangandemenglulujingranqijibandipingjinglexuduo，ranhoubuhaoyisidikanxiangjiweijingguan，wengshengwengqidishuo：“baoqian，womenqueshizhishizaipaixi，gangcaiwoyeshibeihedaole，qingxuyouxieshikong，zheicaiyinlailewuhui，zhendefeichangbaoqian。”

zhenghao，neibianquerenxiaoheqingkuangdejingguanyezoulejinlai，duizhangjingguandiantou：“zheiweixiaotongxuequeshishidongdadexuesheng，meiyoushenmewenti。”

“dongdadexueshenga……”zhangjingguanbiaoqingfuzadishangxiadaliangleyanxiaohe，sihuhaizaicongzijinaoneidetongjifantouxianglibiduizhezheizhanglian，suihouyuzhongxinzhangdipailepaixiaohedejianbang，“haohaopaixi。”

xiaohe：“……haode，xiexiezhangjingguan。”

suirantazongganjuezhangjingguanhualiyouhua。

erzhangjingguanzexiangdeshi，zheigejiahuozhendemomingkeyi，tebieshineishuangyanjing，yiduishangshixianhou，zheiduonianlaojingchadejingbaojiudidixianggebuting——

kerenjiashidongdadexueshenga！beijingdiaochayeganjingdehen，meiyoushenmeqianke。

zheirenzhangdeyetingshuai，zenmeneishuangyanjingjiu……

doushuoyanjingshixinlingdechuanghu，daxueshengshangweichurushehui，neiyanjingdaduoqingchedehen。kexiaoheneishuangyanjing……daizhedushuyusharenfandedanmoheshixue，meiyourenhewendu。

zheiyangdeyanshen，zhangjingguanzhizaishiduonianqianjianguoyici。

neishiyigebiantaisharenfan，zaishiduonianqianlianshaqiren，chuangzaochuhongdongquanguodelianhuansuishian，zhangjingguanyouxingcanyuguoneicianjiandediaocha，zuihouyeqinyanjianzhengleneigejiahuobeijingchakaiqiangjibi，dangchangsiwang。

neigejiahuosiqianyeshizheiyangdeyanshen，chuncuideeheshalu，gaogaozaishang，moshiyiqie，baokuozijideshengming。

houlaijishizhangjingguanhaijiechuguoqitadesharenfan，yezaiyemeiyoujianguoneiyangdeyanshen。

kexianzai……quechuxianzaiyigexueshengshenshang。

zhangjingguanxinqingyouxiefuza，jiang“xiaohe”zheigemingzijizaixinli，zhunbeihuiquhaohaochacha，gangzhuanshenzhunbeishoudui，youyicibeimenglulujiaozhu：“neige，zhangjingguan，hainenggoubaituonimenyijianshima？”

“嗯？”

zhangjingguanyihuohuitou，gangsonglekouqidedaoyanzaicitiqixinzang——

wodexiaogunainai，qiuqiunibieduoshile！

“womenmashangjiuyaojixupaixi……neige，keyibaituonimenliuyigerenshaoweiduodaiyihuierma？wojuedeyounimenzai，wogengyouanquangan。”menglulushuangshouheshi，“baituole，dagaijiuershifenzhong。”

众人：“……”

萧贺：“……”

够了，他心疼自己。

zhangjingguanbiaoqingyouxieweimiao，danzuoweijianshiguodafengdalangdelaojingcha，tahaishibiaoxiandeshifenzhending，xianshiditoukanleyanshoubiao，ranhoujiaochushenhougenzhedeyigenianqingjingyuan：“xiaoli，mafanniliuxialaiduodaiyihuierba。”

xiaolijingyuandiantou：“haode，shifu。”

denganpaihaohou，zhangjingguanbufangxindilazhexiaolidishengdingzhulejiju：“niduozhuyidianneigexiaohe，danyebuyaoyingxiangbierendepaishe。”

xiaolibumingsuoyi，danhaishizhengzhongdiantou：“womingbaile！”

erzheibian，daoyanzaicijimengluluzuoxinlijianshe，xiaoheyenulichaozhemenglulujichuyoushandexiaorong。

mengluluduishangxiaohedeshixian，momingyouzhongbeiweixiedeganjue，suolesuobozi，feichangmalididiantou：“haode，haode。”

yushidengzaiyicikaipaishi，jinguanmengluluhaishihenhaipa，danmianqiangweichizhuleyuanyoudejuqing。

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“aa——jiuminga——”

nvhaiyibianpao，yibianwanghoukan，shenqingzhongmanshikongjuhehaipa，queyishibucha，beicaogenbandao。

“救命啊——”

nvhaiwuzhudipaqilai，shituxunqiubangzhu，kezaitadeshenhou，sharenmoyijinglinzhedianju，mantiaosilididuobuerlai。

yidaoyinyingtoushezainvhaideshenshang，zheyanzhulenvhaijuewangyoukongjudebiaoqing。sharenmojugaolinxiadikanzhezijideliewu，lianshangdexiaorongyouyayoufengkuang，tashuaileshuaizhijiandexueye，gaogaojuqileshouzhongdedianju。

“wanan，keliandehaizi——”

“啊——”

dianjuluozainvhaideshenshang，jianshechudaliangdexueye，nvhaibuduanzhengzhazhe，jianjiaozhe，fachutongkudebeiming，kesharenmoqueyanyebuzha，renzhendiningwangzhezijidejiezuo，yanzhongmanshichimiheailian。

danhenkuai，neixieqingxuzairensiquhoushunjianxiaoshi，zhiliuxialelengmohedanran。

——tazhiaitasiqiandebeiming，quebuyuanduokanyiyansiwangdefeiniaozhuiluozaitadenitanli。

sharenmoguandiaodianju，shenzhibuzaijiyuduoyudeyisiyanshen，suishoulinzheshitideyitiaotui，qinghengzhegemanmanzouxiangshulinshenchu。

yuanlaidecaodishang，zhiliuxialeyipianxuesedewuzi……

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“咔咔！”

daoyanhandelianhongbozicu，duijudezhongshichengdushenzhirangtawangjilekongju，jidongdizhipaidatui：“bucuo！bucuo！woyaodejiushizheigexiaoguo！jingranyibianguole！taihaole！”

eryizhizhanzaiyipangdexiaolijingyuanqueshichenzhelian，xiudiyixiachonglechuqu，laidaoshulinshenchuchakanqingkuang。

cikexiaoheyecongjiaosezhongtuolichulai，takanleyandishangderen，fangxialeshouzhongdedianjuwenshengtixing：“menglaoshi，yijingjieshule。”

mengluluzhengkaiyan，fangfogangjingliguosilitaoshengyiban，zaidishangdakouchuanzhecuqi，erzheigeshihouxiaolijingyuanyepaoleguolai，fuqimengluluzixijiancha，sihuhaibuganxiangxingangcaikandaodeyiqiedouzhishiyanxi，tayilianhuaiyididingzhexiaohe：“xiaotongxue，nishibiaoyanzhuanyedexueshengma？”

gangcaizheibiaoxian……zhenbuxiangyande。

xiaohehanyan：“woshijisuanjizhuanyede。”

“计算机专业？”

xiaolijingyuanzuilinannan，sihugengjiayihuole。

“neinizheiyanji，shizenmebandaode？”

xiaohe：“keneng……shitianfuba？”

shenmejinshouzhi？biewen，wenjiushitianfu！