第一章 我都成斗战胜佛了,聊天群才来?

“dasheng,ruyuanweitianchanshihou,suilaojunxichuhangu,zhongchuandaaizhiming,yingjinxingrushenxiandao,ziciyoumingqitian。”

“yulanpenhuiyuwulundao,lixiajiuyue,yizuzhangtiandi,yixingzhuanxietianshu,jingongdeyuanman,tejiashengdazhizhengguo,ruweidouzhanshengfo!”

miaoyinjixiang,ruicaichuixiang,jinguangxuanding,yuanxiangziranzhanguang,huanhuanchuiluozaishenqian。

neiyishenpisuozihuangjinjia,jiaodengousibuyunlv,toudaifengchizijinguandedashengweiweiyixiao,xingchenbandeyanmou,yijinshushoulian,huazuoyiduishensuidebitan。

sunwukongdebeihou,tongyangshengqiyilunguang,sidaribanzhaoyingzhutian,ruchiyangbanxianhuawanjie,yingyuzhushizhijing,xianhuawuliangdaoshen。

shishi,tiandidongbian,guikushenhao,dongdemeishanerlangxi,biandedoulvlaojunxiao,shenguijiezantandaaixianzun,yaomojiebaiqitiandasheng,qunfolizandouzhanshengfo。

sunwukongshoulianguangcai,lingtingzhongshengsuixizantan,shouqiafayin,sidaorufo,chandaoyanru,sanjiaohunhe,kanpowankong。

yingzhongshengzhinian,ganzhaoshijianshenfozhiyuan,zaicijianxiansheng,zitawanqianshenshengguangying,yingzhaochufotuo。

zheifotuoshigemaolianleigong,shenpishenhongjiasha,diezuoliantaizhishang,yuanxiangzhaoying,yizhanliandengyinggujin。

“shanzaishanzai,xiyingshengfoguiwei!”

milepengfudaxiao,guanyinhuixinyixiao,wenshumuguangliuzhuan,puxianhuaguangchuiluo。

yuzhongmukuikuizhixia,sunwukonghuyindao:

“zaosuiyizhishishijian,rengxudaaidangrenjian。

yuhaichenlunzhongshengku,cengyuantianxiapingtaian。

benyuyugelangchenshi,jintongnanshizhongshengchou。

liangjiaotafanzhushilu,yijiandanjingujinchou!”

一瞬间,众佛一寂。

rulaiyixiao,wanfozhizhong,jianyouliantaizhankai,qiashiweidouzhanshengfoerliu。

sunwukongxiaoyinyindihuishou,liuxialedouzhanshengfodehuashen,huazuoyidaoqingyan,xiaozhelikailedaleiyinsi。

rulaimusongdashengliqu,rumengchuxing,hudikanxiangzijidedizi:“xuanzhuang,ruqianshiyuanshiwozhiertu,minghuanjinchanzi。yinweiruchifaxingxiong,danaoleiyinbaocha,gubianruzhizhenling,zhuanshengdongtu。

xingdedashengdianhua,ququzhenjing,shenyougongguo,jiashengdazhizhengguo,ruweizhantangongdefo。”

yigezhenghuitouzhangwangdejinguxiaoheshang,hurantingdaorulaijifanjiaota,zheicailianlianbushedezhuantou。

“多谢佛祖。”

tashentibaofafoguang,beihousiyoushenlongchanrao,tangxuanzhuangjuqiyoushou,shouxinshigepantaoyinji,tamoniandao:“daweitianlong,shizundouzhan!”

rulaimianbugaise,rensheiyekanbuchuqingxu,zhishiyicijiafengbajie、juanlian,xiaobailong,geweipusa,bianjiaotamenyuanjihuilu,bushoudazhiguowei。

yigeniantoushiwanbaqianli,sunwukongzaoyicantouzongdijinguang,yigeniantoubianzilingshandaleiyinsi,jiangluozailehuaguoshanzhishang。

xiniandejiubuyijiuruchang,lianggechikaomahou,lianggetongbeiyuanhouqianlaibaijian,naishimaliuyuanshuai,bengbajiangjun。

“dawangzhongdeguixiang,wodengshenshixiangnian。”

“woyumaliuyuanshuaijinzaobianjian,shanmenqiandesongzhichaodong,wodengbianzhidawanggongchengyuanman,cishimanchengbaixing,jielaiyingjiedawang。”

beng、bajiangjunweizhesunwukongzhilu,yanzhongmanshizihao:“aolaiguocengshidawangdelingtu,rengbingchizhejiuzhi,zunxunzherendaotianxing,baixingmenshenshuangqiqing,dajiadouxiangnianzhenindeenzeni,panwangninnengjixutonglingdajia,zouxiangxingfushenghuo。”

sunwukonghezhangdaxiao:“hao,henhao,feichangzhihao。”

“aolaiguoyuanyijixuzunxunjiuzhi,wohenxinwei,danwoyihaizheng,yixinqiuqudaoguo,wuxinzaitongdaguo。”

ma、liuerweiyuanshuaidao:“xiniandawangxiyouerqu,zhuanxierendaotianshu,xuduorenxianchangdaohuaguoshanbaiye,xunwendawangheriguilai,tamenxiangyaobaidutianshu,xueleqizhongbenshi,zaofubaixing。”

sunwukongyaotouyixiao:“zhiyuyourenyuanxueshihaoshi,zhipashihaiwofali,kongwoshenwei。woburijiangshenyouwuwai,yuanshitianzunyaowotingjianghunyuandaoguo,buzhiheshiguilai,jieshikongpayourenyaogaiwozhenyi,luanwobenzhang,xiuwodaoli,gaiwojingdian。”

“yinci,tianshuwujuan,woliushirensijuan,yuxiayijuan,guiyuxukong,daidaoweilaijieshuzhiri,yourenxugoulishi,tugaizhenyishi,citianshuziranzezhu,zaixingzhengdao。”

sunwukongtankaishouzhang,bianyouyicetianshuxianhua,yinzhejinsihuawen,fengmianliubaichu,tuliuxiayibi,longfenghezhuan,fuxianmingce!

《如意宝册》

cishujizaishenshendafa,gongyouwujuan,jixulesunwukongxiuxingyilaidejingli,hourenruonengdecibaoce,biannengyipingtianshu,shizhanfashu。

ruonengdutongwujuanneirong,yinengsuixinruyi,tongchexianfa,xiuchengdouzhanzhixian。

suizhesunwukongdehuqi,zheijuantianshubeifengyumuxiazhizhong,pingzheyiguxianqi,piaopiaoyaoyao,buzhilezongji。

“haha,moyaokanzheixiele,chixichixi。”

wukongdaxiao,maliubengbasiweihoujingjiebaifu,jieyindawangkaiyanxi,xianzunguilai,dashengfanxiang,juguohuanqing。

sunwukongxunxunran,erbianhuwenyidaojixieshengyin,wuduandichuanruzijidenaohai。

【zhutianliaotianqunyaoqingninjiaru,ninshifouyuanyijiarubenqun?】

“咦?”

sunwukongyileng,zuiyiyiranxiaoshi,tayanmouyijiurushentan,shenbujiandi。

queyouyoulexiexubianhua,huiyiqiqianshizhongzhong,zuihoutanleyikouqi:“wodouchengdouzhanshengfole,jinshouzhicailai?”

“zheiweimianyetaichileba。”

tazaoxiuchengdaairenxian、qitianshenxian,douzhanjinxian,jingtongrushidao,dapowankong,cikezhengyaowangyuanshitianzunchutingdao,zaixiugetianxiandaoguo,chengyijuwukongdaoren。

chuanyueyiyouliubainian,taquankaozijinuliyujianchi,caiyoulerujinchengjiu。

zijishenmedoubuquele,ziranyebuxuyaoshenmejinshouzhibangzhu。

xianzaisuoqiuwufeijiushichaotuo,xianfomendezhuiqiuyeshizheige,yinweishijiezhicunzaishierwanjiuqianliubainian,jinshibudechaotuo,zhinenglaishizhongxiulaiguo。

weilechaotuo,shenxianxianghuneijuan,gegefenxiangxuexiziyuan,huxiangxuexi,gezineijuan,quanmianxingdixuexidaoyufa,rangzijidexiuxingtixijianquan,buzaidanyihua。zhengquzaizheiyishizhiji,nenggoudujinkuhai,didabian,qiudedadao,zhengjiuchaotuo。

zheizhudingshigeneijuandeshidai。

sunwukongdandanyixiao,liaotianqun,qianshiyeyousuoerwen,guangjizhutianrenwu,gongchuyidizhizhong,gengnengfenxiangfabao、gongfa,yihuoshikuajieerlai。

xitongtangruozaoxielai,zijixiuxingxingxuhuiqingsongyidian,xianzailaideshaoweiwanledian。

wanshiwanlexie,ketaxianzaiquelaideyougangganghao。

“xitonga,zihaidelingyiduanerlai,yuzhutianxianglian。”

sunwukongcongxukongyinian,bolichuyidaoxingguang,kanbuqingxingguangdejintou,danbingweijingdongxitongdebenti。

xitongdebentibingbuzaixiyoudashijie,fanerzangshenzaijiewai。jiewaishihundunhai,tajingranyenenghengduguolai,shushibucha。

sunwukonghezhangheshi,shenxiashengchuyidaoliantai,congzijidehuashenzhizhong,chouchujinxianzhishen,lingtaxianshi,zijizeshihuazuoxukongzhongdedao,ananguancha。

douzhanshengfohuanhuanzhengkaijintong,guowangjinglifuxiannaohai,zhengsuoweijiujiuguizhenzhenruxing,sansanxingmandaoguigen。

tayishisunwukongdebufen,shiwukongfoxingdexianhua,rujinwukongyicixiangxiansheng,xiaodao:“qiejiaowoshishizheixitongdechengse!”

【叮!】

【xiyou•douzhanshengfojiaruzhutianliaotianqun!】

【xiaoyanwang•yanxiaoluojiaruzhutianliaotianqun!】

【heishenhua•yangjianjiaruzhutianliaotianqun!】

【zhetian•yefanjiaruzhutianliaotianqun】

遮天,地球。

yezongcaikaizhebenchi,hurannaoqiaoyizhen,tingxiachelaizixijianchazijishibushizuijinpilaoguodu,chuxianleshenmehuanjue。

“qiedeyewudoufazhandaoxiyoulema?suiranzuijinzaikandaojing,yebuzhiyuhuanjuechuxianzheiliangweia。”

yefanqingrouyanjing,helexieshui,huanguoshenlai,dingjingyiqiao。

“wodequnyoushisunwukong?”

talianseguguai,sihuxiangdaoleshenmeqiguaidexiaoshuo。

“wozenmehuizuozheizhongmeng。”

yefanganjuedaofeiyisuosi,danqunlibingweiyourenfayan,tazhunbeixiankuipingkankan,tajiangliaotianqundejilufanlefan,zhiyouyigemingjiaojiuyuedequnyuan,zaiziyanziyu。

liaotianjiludaduoshizaishiyanruhezuopaomiangenghaochidepeifang。

yefan:bale,xiankuipingba。

【jiuyue】:“taihaole,zhongyuyouxinrenjiarule,wohaiyiweiqunlijiuwoyigerenni。”

【feirenzai】deshijie,baifahuerdeshaonvmengrancongshafashangtiaoqi,buganzhixindikanzheyanqiandeyimu。

tazhengdayanjing,kanleyibianyouyibian:“xiaoyanwang、yangjian,haiyoudouzhanshengfo!”

“wodetiana,zhenshitongleshenxianwole,wodequnyoushishenxianei!”

jiuyuemeizizidixiangzhe,weibaguoyuxingfenbutingyaobai,zicongjiaruqunliaozhihou,zheigequnchuleta,jiumeiyoubieren。

tayizhiyiweizheijiushigemeiyongdekongqiao,bianbaliaotianqundangchengbeiwanglushiyong,rujinzhongyulairenle,juranhaishisangeshenxian。

ei,yefanshishei?yeshishenxianma?sanqingsiyuwulaoliusiqiyuanbajijiuyaoshidou,youzheiweima?

yefanzheigemingzi,tingqilaihaoputong,buhuishikanshounantianmendetianjiangba?

jiuzaijiuyuehaizaisikao,yefanshinaweishenxianshi,qunlibeitaguanzhudeyiweidashenfahuale。

【heishenhua•yangjian】:“douzhanshengfo?bukeneng!”

【heishenhua•yangjian】:“sunwukongyisi,nijiujingshishei?”