烈日当头。
jingchengwaijiaqilegaogaodehuoxingjia，yigebaiyiqingyandenvzibeijinjinbangzaizuizhongxindemuzhuangshang。
tarongyanqingchengjuesequecangbaiwubi，yishuangshougengshizhijieyongtiedingjidingjinlemuzhuangdehengliangshang，zhangxinningzheyijingganhechenglehesedexuejia。
“yaonvbaizhi，niyubaojunhangxieyiqi，canhaizhongliang，lanshawugu，zhongzhongxingjing，renshengongfen！xianxunxindichiling，jiangnichuyijixing，yizhengshiting，yijingxiaoyou！”
yigehongyideguanyuanfushouzhanzaizuiqian，yizhengyancidekanzhebangzaihuoxingjiashangdenvren。
erbuyuanchushiweiguandebaixing，cikedouzhengjuzheshouqishengdahan，“shaosita！shaosita！”
“呵……”
baizhiqingpiaopiaodexiaoleyixia，fangfozaoyiganshoubudaoshuangzhangchuanlaidejutong，erneishuangqingliangdeyanjingligengshitouchunongnongdejifeng，“yibaiduogerenfujicainaxiawo，zhaodarenyezhenyoulianshuoni。”
“heng，zhiyaonengchengeyangshan，bulunyouduoshaorencanyu，tamendouhuishibaixingmenxinzhongdeyingxiong！”
zhaodarendianranlehuobatoudaotadejiaoxia，kanzhehuomiaokaishitianshitadequnjiao，youbuxiedao，“erni，zailihaiyezhinengshigezuigaiwansi、qingzhunanshudeyaonv！”
baizhishenshangzaojiubeipoguoyou。
qingkejian，huomiaojiupanzhetadequnjuyiyueershang，manyandaolequanshen。
“woshademeiyigeren，doushiyinweitamengaisi！”
shenshangmeiyicunjifudouzaibeilieyanrugousidaobandeqinshizhe，kebaizhijingranyangtiankuangxiao，neixiaoshengjianruierqili，youfangfomouzhongguaiyidesijiao，tingderenxinliyoudianfamao，buhanerli，“niyeshi！”
dengshi，zhaodarenxinli‘gedeng’leyixia。
“jibenguanhaohaodingjinle！shaowandehuidoudaoqufenkengli！yaonvjiugaiwanjiebufu！”
shuoba，zhaodarenfuxiuyaolikai，erzheishi，toudingshangchuanlailingrenbeihoufahande‘zhiga’yisheng——
taitouyikan，jingranshihuoxingjiahongrandaolexialai！
“大人快闪开啊！”
weiguandebaixingmendunshisisanertao，zhaodarenyejimangbatuijiupao。
danmeixiangdao，hunshenshihuodebaizhijingcongshangmianhenhendizalexialai，jiejieshishidebatajipulegezhengzhe！
shashijian，huojiushaodaoletadeshenshang。
suicongzheicaifaxian，kunbangbaizhideshengzizaoyibeirongduan，ketadeshuangshoujingyetuoliletiedingdezhigu，suiyicanque，quesisidibaozhulezhaodaren！
“jiuminga！kuaijiuwo！”
zhaodarendahandajiaodezhengzhazhe，quezhijiebeibaizhidaizhegunruhuozhong，zhiyushengyinchaozhajianli，“ershinianqian，neigebeinimendangzuotisiguimanmenchaozhandelixianxianling，tayexingbai！”
“aaaa！！yaonv！nibudehaosi！”
huozhong，zhaodarenguikulanghaozhecanjiao，erbaizhiqueliuchuleyikeshunjianbeikaogandeyanlei，shengyinqiliezhesihuyaocipocangqiong。
“shafuzhichoudebao，wozonglieyanfenshen，queyeganzhiruyi！”
……
“wodeera！majinizhaoxifule！youshijianjimatuogemenga！”
xuannaochongtiandesuonashengheyigenvrensixinliefeidekushengjiaozazaiyiqi，chaoderentoutongyulie。
baizhidouranzhengkaiyanjing——
yingruyanliande，jingranshimantiandebaisezhiqianpiaosaerxia，youhaojizhanghaiyaoyaobaibailuozailetadelianshang。
这……什么情况？
没死？
yimumumoshengdehuamianzaiyanqianfeishanguo，baizhibujinweiweidengdaleyanjing。
tajingranbianchenglelingwaiyigejiaobaizhideren！
zheigebaizhichushenpinku，lizhiyaokaodaxuezouchuxiaoshancun，dantazhongnanqingnvdedieniangqueyaobatajiajicunzhangdeshaerzi，yonglaihuanqucailiqian，haojitadegegegaifangziquxifu！
baizhibuken，kukuaiqiuwuguohou，zhijieshangdiaozijinle。
danmeixiangdaodeshi，taheixindedieniangjingranyoubatadeshitimaijilelingwaiyihugangsileerziderenjia，peiyinhun！
“啧。”
piaoleyiyanshenpangmengzhehongbu，queyijingkaishisanfachufuchoudenanshi，baizhichelechexuehongdechunjiao，“hezhe，laoniangbushibeishao，jiushizaikuaiyaobeishaodelushang？”
buguo，suonataixiang，bingmeiyourentingdaotadenannanziyu。
“jishiyidao！dianhuosongsang！”
yougelaotouzigaohanleyisheng，henkuai，chaicaobeidianrandeqiweierjiukaishimanyanle。
neinvrenkujiaodegenglihaiqilai，suonadiaoziyeyuelaiyuegaokang，xiangshiyaoshijingerbatiantonggekulongyiban。
‘呼’——
baizhiqingqingjianglianshangdezhiqianchuikai，mantiaosilidezuoleqilai，raoyouxingzhidedaliangzhezhouweiyizheqiguaideren。
dengshi，kujiaoshenghezierwadesuonashengjiaranerzhi。
所有人都愣了。
shenchuanzheculiexifu，miansecangbaideshaonvhuanhuanwanqilechunjiao，yishuangmouziyexiliqingzhuofanzheyouguang，zhenggerenjingdoutouzheyiguzilingrenjingxindongpodeyaoyi，meidelingrenjingxindongpo！
banshang，tayouyouxiaoleyisheng，“tingrenaoa。”
yiqunrendengshijiuhanmaodaoshuqilai，mangbudiedediaotoujiucuan。
yougelaotouerpaobudie，shuaidaozaididuoduosuosuodewanghoutui，“bu……bukenenga！wujianyangqizuisheng，jiusuanshihengsideren，yebugai……”
“是吗？”
baizhicongtinglingdecaotaizishangxialai，youduanxiangzhezijiyishuangxianxiwanhaodexiaoshou，lingqiaodewanlegelanhuazhi，muguanglianyanbuyi，“zheishou，yonglaitaoxinkezaishihebuguole。”
“ligui！liguilaisuomingle！”
laotouyitingzheihuazhijieniaoshilekudang，kenaihesizhifaruandazhan，sihuojiushipabuqilai。
eryanxiadekongqiliyemimanqiyiguniaosaoweier。
baizhixianqiyanbi，erlaotouerqueyouhuranfaxianleshenmeside，zhizhedishangdajiao，“yingzi！ni……nimeisi！”
yushi，neixiepaodaoyibanderenjiudoutingzhule，huanghuangdehuitouchaozheibiankan。
baizhiwaitou，jifengdekanzheta。
“siyatoupianzi，ganzhuangshennongguihehuwo！”
laotouzishunjianmamalieliedepaqilai，eryigehuzilacha、guangzheshangbangdezhongniannanrenxiaopaozheguolaichanfu，liezuiluchuliangpaidahuangyapeixiaozhe，“cunzhangshoujingle！jiranmeisi，anzheijiubatadaihuijiahaohaojiaoyuyidun！”
shuozhe，youmanyanxieguangdekanleyiyanbaizhi，gencunzhangyadileshengyin，“dengjiaohaole，anrangtazhijiequninjialipeizui！ninkanchengbu？”
“这还差不多。”
cunzhangyizhanglaolianshangyeshanguoyisixieedexiao，zheicaizhuangmozuoyangdediandiantou，“ng，linghuiquba。”
“哎！谢谢村长！”
nanrengaoxingdelimajiuqulabaizhi，yanjinglishihaobuyanshidetanlan，“zou！gongdieyidinghuihaohaojiaoyunide！”
nazhi，baizhiquehurandanshouchengzhuazhijieqiazhuletadebozi，canbaidelianxiaoyouyoudingzheta，“buru，woxianjiaojiaoni‘si’zizenmexieba？”