第2章 我是你爸爸!

“可了不得了!”

cunzhangehenhendidahanqilai,“zheikendingshiliguishangshenzhongxiele!ganjinnahuoshaosita!”

“呵。”

baizhizhishilengxiaoleyisheng,bingbulizheigeluanjiaodelaotouer,dasuanxianningduanzhaotiezhudebozi。

yinxiezhibei,bupeiweiren!

‘滴滴滴’!

yizhenqichedemingdishenghuranchuanlai,ercongweitingguodebaizhiyedongzuoyizhi,bujinhuitoukanqu——

zaitakanlai,neishihaojizhikaolunziyidongdeheisezhangxiang,erneibuzhiyongleshenmemingguituliaodexiangti,zaiyangguangxiazhaoshexiazhoushendoufanzheyaomuyoudishedeguangcai,zhenghuanhuanchaozheibianshilai。

tanaohaizhongshunjiantiaochuyigemoshengdeci:qiche。

buyongmalajiunengpaodeche?

baizhibujinyouxiefenshen,erzhaotiezhuchouzhunzheigejihui,jiudijianqiyikuaizhuantoujiuyaowangtatoushangza,“gandalaozi!qusiba!”

yucitongshi,qicheyedouranjiasuchongleguolai,mubiaozhizhizhaotiezhu!

“taniangdehuikaichema!”

yankanzheyaobeizhuang,zhaotiezhuganjinwangpangbianshan,keqiyujiliangchejingranyechonglelai,bataweizaizhongjiandangzhulequanbudetuilu!

嗯?

baizhilvelveyitiaomei,zheshiyiwaizheiyichu。

“xiaozhi!nimeishiba!”

yigexiangmaoruyadezhongniannanrencongcheshangxialai,sanbubingzuoliangbudexiaopaozhechongdaolebaizhimianqian,shenqingjiqiebuyi,“duibuqi,shibabalaiwanle!”

“?”

baizhibuzhehenjibikailenanrenshenguolaideshou,houtuileliangbu。

这又是哪一出?

“xiaozhi,wojiaobaiwenbin,shinideqinshengfuqina!”

nanrenkanzhetajingyouxiegengyan,“shibanianqianniyiwaidiushi,kewoyizhidoumeiyoufangqizhaoni,xiaozhi,genbabahuijiahaoma?”

亲生父亲?

baizhizhouleqimei,yilianqiguaidedaliangta,erzheishi,yigeyingjundenianqingnanrenyexialeche,bujinbumandezouguolai。

tamuguangdanmodeshenshizhebaizhi,“zaicunkoudatingnideshihou,yourenshuonizaisantianqianzishashenwang,danxianzainiqueyouhuozhe,nengjieshiyixiama?”

解释?

白栀顿时不悦。

zhengyanjiubeichadianerrenshao,laonianghaixiangyaogejieshini!

erbaiwenbinzhijieqihuhudeyijiaochuaileguoqu,“baiyuchuan,wojiaoniganshenmelaide?shennimeimeima!”

zheibanweihu,daoshirangbaizhixinzhongyoulejijiao。

kanlai,zijijieshihaihundezheizhuer,haizhenshigeliuluozaiwaidedahurenjiaxiaojie。

jiruci,burubianzanqiexiangentamenchuqu。

jinengshengdegenneibangzizangshoudezasuijiuchan,bufeizijichuihuizhili,haishunbianjiuyoulewendangdeluojiaodi,gengyouzhuyutatanzhizheigemoshengdeshijie。

zheiyangyijusandedehaoshier,shazicaibugan!

yushi,jiuguzuojingchadekanzhebaiyuchuan,fangfobeihedaoleside,yangzigewaiwugu。

momingde,baiyuchuanjiubeitakandexinliyiruan。

tayouxiegangadeqingkeyisheng,“zheige……zhiyexiguan,meirenzhu。”

raner,baiwenbinkebumaizheizhang。

taqihenghengde,zhijiejiuyaohuzhebaizhishangche,“xiaozhi,zanmenbulita,nigejiushigedabendan,babaxianzaijiudainilikaizheili!”

erzhaotiezhuyijianzheiqingkuangkebuganle,tiaozhejiaodeyaolan,“nimenganshenme!zheikeshilaozihuazhengzhengyiwankuaiqianmailaideerxifu!”

xiayike,tajiubeiheiyimojingdebaobiaosisienzhu,zenmedoudongdanbude。

“maimairenkou、huorenxiazang,nimenhenhao。”

baiyuchuanjugaolinxiazhanzailetamianqian,muguangyousaoxiangbuyuanchuyishaojiugengchoudenanshi,yandishanguoyisibingleng,youyouxiaole,“woyidingbangnimenduozhengqujinian。”

“shen……shenme……?”

zhaotiezhugenbendoumeitingmingbai。

baiyuchuansonglesonglingdai,xiaoronggengjiayangyi,“buguo,wobuzenmexihuandongcu,burudajiayiqixinpingqihedeliaoliao。”

yucitongshi,yougebaobiaocongcheshangbanxiayibayizi,fangzaibaiyuchuandeshenhou。

“wopei!nimenqiangqiangminnvhaiyoulile!”

yankanzhebaizhibeidaishangche,cunzhangyanjingjihudengchengleniuyan,youhenhenyiduojiao,chongshenhoudashengzhaohudao,“yiqishang!xianzachezaibangren,sheiyebiexianglikaizheier!”

“对!没错儿!”

“抄家伙!”

yiqunrenqishixiongxiongdechongguolai,erbaiyuchuanzhishibuhuangbumangdezuoxiaqiaoqileerlangtui,youyoutaishoudalegexiangzhi——

“两分钟时间。”

“明白!”

heiyidebaobiaomenshunjianqingchaoershang,sanxiawuchuerjiubasuoyourendouxieleyitiaogeboenzaidishang。

“不错,一分半。”

kanleyiyanwanbiaodeshijian,baiyuchuanmanyidediandiantou,youcongxizhuangkoudailimochuyikuaisipacalecaetoudehan,kanxiangbeienzaimianqianchitudecunzhang,mantiaosilidexiaodao,“xianzai,keyikaishiliaoleba?”

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qicheyoukuaiyouwendexingshizailushang。

baizhijingjingkanzhechechuangwaifeikuaidaotuidejingwu,xinzhonglailaihuihuijiuliangzier:shenqi!

“xiaozhi,zheixienianlai……nishoukule。”

白文彬就坐在旁边。

tahaojicidouxiangshenshoumomobaizhidetoufa,queyouyingshengshengshoulehuiqu,zuizhong,qianyanwanyujiuzhihuichengleyijubaohanzhexintengheqianjiudetanxi。

momingde,baizhixinzhongjingyefanqiyisisuanse。

nandaoshizheishenqubennengdihuiying?

baizhiyouxiejingyi,dansuijiyouxiangdao,tadounengjieshihaihunle,haiyoushenmeshibukenengde?

yushi,xinzhongmomotanxileyisheng:kelianren,anxinquba,jiranwojielenideshenzizhonghuo,wobidingtinihaohaohuoxiaqu,yehuishandainideqinren。

shenqideshi,neisisuansejingzhenjiuxiaoshidewuyingwuzong,fangfocongmeichuxianguo!

buguo,zheiweibianyidiesuiranshenfenbufan,danyuanzhudechujingketaizaogaole,buyigangkaishijiubiaoxiandetaireluo。

得循序渐进才行。

yushi,baizhihuanhuanditouchuixiashixian,quezhishiguzuowucuodeyaoleyaotou,yiyubufa。

guobuqiran,baiwenbinjianzhuanggengshixinteng。

weilehuanjieqifen,tajiuguzuoshenmideshuodao,“xiaozhi,qishigangcainijiandaodezhishinidage,chutazhiwai,nihaiyouwugegegee!”

六个?

baizhibujinyayitaitou,zheigeshuliangdequejingdaotale。

“xiaozhi,xiangxinbaba。”

baiwenbindemuguanggengjiaciaiwennuan,“congxianzaikaishi,dengdaizhenidejiangshiquanxinrensheng,erbabahegegemenyehuixiangqishishouhugongzhuyibantengni、aini,buhuizaiyourenherenganqifunile!”

嗯,火候差不多了!

“谢谢您。”

baizhihenzhenchengdekanzheta,queyijiunanyanjinzhang,“danshiwo……”