第5章
十庄邪事，九件宅！
wojiubumingbaile，weishaguwangjinlaizuoyaodeshijian，shiyoubajiulibukaizhaizi。
nandaorengualehouhaiyoumaifangyali？
shaoyijianxiaoyangloubujiuwanlema！
wohuidaojiazhihou，xishuleyifan，youchijuzimaileyiwanjiaroudelamian，yibianchiyibiansisuozhegairuhewanchengrenwu。
城南啊！
富人的聚集地！
youqishimingjingbieshuqu，gengshihaozhongzhihao。
jushuonengzaineilidangbaoande，doudeshiyanjiushengbiye！
zhiyuweishayaoqingyanjiushengdangbaoan，yinggaishiweilemanzuyezhudepihao，yanjiushengkandamen！
总之一句话，
neizhongdifang，bieshuowoyigediaosijinbuqu，jiusuanshiluguodezigedoumeiyou！
zheiyixingderenwu，lianmenjiandouneimegao，zawanchenga？
事在人为！
jianjiande，woyeyouleyixietouxu：
1、偷偷溜进去。
2、dayaodabaizhuangdayezoujinqu。
3、zhuangkelianqiubaoandagegaotaiguishou。
4......
没有4！
kezheixiefangfadoubusuantailixiang。
benyiweiyouletouxu，jieguochechulaiyejiuyanjiemaoneimezhang。
danbuguanruhe，doudeshiyishi，huorennanengrangniaobiesi！
buzhibujuejian，woyijingzuochelaidaolechengnan，kanzhezuoluozaibanshanyaodebieshuqu，xiangzhexianyongshenmebanfabijiaohao？
吱嘎！
jiuzaiwoyouyouyuyudeshihou，yiliangpojiudejinbeidaizheyiguheiyanhangchibiedudetingzailewodegenqian。
jinbeichemenlakai，yitiaodagoumengdicuanlechulai，yibajiujiangwopudaole！
zheidagouyebuzhidaoshishenmepinzhongde，yishengdeheimao，meiyouyigenzase，congnaodaihetixinglaikan，yinggaishiheisedejinmaoquan。
dagoucuanchulaizhihou，cheshangyouxialaiyigechuandaopaodenvsheng。
没错！
就是一个道姑！
zheidaogukanqilaiyejiuershilaisui，zhangdehaitingpiaoliang，dayanjing、gaobiliang，yanzhizeigao，bidouyinlimiankailemeiyandeupzhuyebuhuangduorang。
weiyiyihandejiushimianrongyouxieleng，yifushengrenwujindebiaoqing，genmiejueshitaiyoudeyipin！
“大黑，走！”
miejueershixiachezhihou，liankandoumeikanwoyiyan，zhaohuledagouyisheng。
wopingshengzuikanbuqiqimingzisuibianderenle！
quanshenheimaojiuzhipeijiaodaheima？
buzhidaoyigemingzihuijibierendailaiduodamafanma？
zheiyike，gemenhurangenzheidagougongqingle！
dandagouquemeigenwogongqing，pazaiwoshenshangyigejingerwena，fangfowohuailisailejigenlachangyiyang，lianmiejueershijiaotadoumeifanying。
miejueershizouleliangbu，jiandagoumeigenshanglai，zhongyuhuitoukanlewoyiyan。
jiuyiyan，neigujingwuboyibandeyanmoudunshiyihuoleqilai！
“ni......shenshangyouguguai！”
哎呦卧槽！
zheiniangmenershigegaoshoua，kanwoyiyanjiufaxianwoyouwenti。
能没问题吗？
gangganggenpusonglingjiechuguo，xianzaiyouchengledizangniangniangdexunyangshi，shenshangziranhuizhanranyixieyinqi。
zheitiaodaheigougujiyeyoudaoxing，fouzebuhuibaozhewobukensazhua！
miejueershisihuganshijian，meishijiangenwoluosuo，zhishisisuolepianke，jiuyibajiangwotileqilai。
“woxianzaiquzheilibandianshiqing，nigenzhewo，banwanshiqingzhihouwotinijiejueshenshangdemafan！”
meixiangdaozheimiejueershihaishimianlengxinredezhu，jinjinkanleyiyanjiushuoyaobangwo，haorena！
erzuirangwoxichuwangwaideshi，miejueershiyaoqudedifangjiushibieshuqu。
dangzhenshikeshuilejiuyourensongzhentou！
我老乖了。
bupao、butiao，ananjingjingdegenzhe。
miejueershidagaiconglaimeiyujianguowozheimetinghuade“huanzhe”ba！
bijingbeitazheiyangderendingshang，kendingshizhanranleyinqidedaomeidan，meijigerenhuineimepeihede。
miejueershiduokanlewoyiyan，ranhoujiudaizhewolaidaoyigebieshugenqian。
cikebieshuwaimianyijinglaileyibangren。
“wolequ，zheishiyaokaihuazhuangwuhuia！”
bieshuwaimianzhanzheyibangren，chuanyidabangengshiqianqibaiguai。
daoshi、heshang、fashi、zouyinren、rulianshi、titoujiang、taiguanren、ciqingshi、fengshuixiansheng、yinyangshi......
fanshigenlingyicheshangdianguanxiderendoulaile！
zuishenqideshilimianhaiyouyigetoudaijianmao，shounasaozhoudesanshiduosuidenvren。
这是女巫吗？
tashiqizhesaobalaide？！
hezheixierenyibiqilai，miejueershixiandeshineimedeputong。
wofanerxianyanleqilaile，bijinggemenerwoshenshangchuanzhemianfua！
buguorenduilimianhaiyouyigehenzhayandenvren，dadongtiandehaichuanzhehongselianyiqun，waimianpizheyijianjiazhibufeidediaoer，guanghuadexiaotuiluzaiwaimian，yebupaleng！
kandaozheigenvren，wodunshiganjueqinqiewubi。
heneibangnengrenyishibiqilai，wohetacaishitongleia！
zuizhuyaodeshi，zheinvrenwohairenshi！
“laodi，nizalaile？”
chuandiaonvrenyiyanjiucongrenduilikanjianlewo，“qianbudoujinilema？zahaizhaoshangmenlaile？”
没错！
zheichuandiaodemeinvzhengshikaichezhuangwodeneidajie！
woyemeixiangdaoshiqinghuizheimeqiao，tongshiyouxiehouhui。
zaozhidaotazhuzaimingjingbieshu，shuoshameiwuwanbunengxiachuang！
“dajiewuhuile，woshitingshuozheiliyouzangdongxi，jiuguolaichouchou！”woganjinjieshidao。
dajiedexinyanzhenbuhuai，lianlianquanwo，“aiyamaya，laoherenle，nihaishikuaidianhuiquba，zaibanihechugehaodailai，wohaideda120！”
“biedanxin，laodiwoduiquxiezhuayao，duoshaolejieyidian，yelaicoucourenao。”
“你......”
dajiexianranbuxin，“neinilianwochezidouduobukai？”
什么逻辑？
xiaoyewoyoudaoxingjiunengduoguonidechehuo？
jiunineijishu，wuyuanwugukaichezhuangxiaoshulin，shenxianyeyucebudaoa！
dajiesihumeishijiangenwoxianche，shuowoyuanyigenzhejiugenzheba，jiugenneibangnengrenyishijieshaoleqilai：
dajiexingjin，genlaogongjiehunbannianjiuzhujinlezheibieshu。
gangkaishihaihao，kezuijinjigexingqi，laoganjuejialiyoushenmerendingzheziji。
keting、chufang、weishengjian、lianwoshi、jiulianshuijuedeshihou，yeganjueyouyishuangyanjingzaibeihoudingzheta。
gangkaishijindajieyiweishizijishenjingshuairuo，jiuqukanleyisheng，danshamaobingdoumeiyou，houlaijiubazheishiergentalaogongshuole。
talaogongmingxianbuxin，rangtaduoxiuxi！
keqingkuangyuelaiyueyanzhong，jindajiebujinganjuedaoyourendingzhetakan，haikaishizuoemeng，mengjianyouyigetongyangshenchuanlianyiqun，quanshenkuilanxiangshibeihuoshaoshangdenvrenqiazijidebozi。
zuilihaibuduandehanzhe：“haiwolaogong！haiwolaogong！”
jindajiezhidaozijilaogongshierhun，erqianqijiushihuozaishaoside。
danshitalaogongqueshuotaqianqibushizaizheilibeishaoside，jiusuantaqianqizhendebuganxin，tayebukenenglaizheigefangzia！
buguanzenmeyang，jindajiehaishizhaolegefashiquxie，xiangbaqianqiqingchuqu。
jindajielaogongyeyouzheta，quandangmaigeanxin！
raner，fashizuowanfa，shiqingbudanmeiyouhaozhuan，neiwanyieryuelaiyuelihai，mingmuzhangdandezaijindajiebieshulichuxian。
jindajiedoubuganhuijiazhule，jiukaichequpengyoujiaduifu。
jieguozaikaichedeshihou，youkanjianlelaogongdeqianqi，jinjiezhejiubachekaijinxiaoshulinbawozhuanggezhengzhe！
jindajiejuededuozhebushigebanfa，shuoshenmeyedebashiqingjiejuele，jiuhuazhongjinqinglailegelugaoshou。
zheicaiyoulejintianzhei“qunmoluanwu”dejumian！