第5章 偶遇便宜爹地

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junmochenlengmouyimi,duifangsihulaitoubuxiaoa。

tashaonianshiqibianzaiguojiheikebisaizhanhuoyidengjiang,heikejieyesuanshishouquyizhidedalao,nengyutashuipingqiguxiangdangde,jihuquzhikeshu!

duifangdaoshigengjiagouqiletadexingqu!

junmochendeshousujihuzaijianpanfanfei,duifangtongyangbuganshiruo,raner,jiuzaitazhanyizuiqiangzhiji,huamianturanyihei——

pingmushangyoutiaochulaiyiduanzi:

【huaidandiedi,youyuanzaihui!】

jimiaozhonghouhuamianyitiao,diannaopingmuhuifudaolexianqianyuliyudeyouxihuamian。

junmochencikedelianseheidejihunengdichushuilai!

很好!很好!

junmochencikeqidezhinengmoya,nandeyourennenggouqitadezhanyi,duifangpingbaiwugurangtaxidangdieyejiusuanle,jingranhaizaitazhanyigangqideshihouturanxiaxian!

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junmochenkanzhepingmu,taochushoujibolegedianhuachuqu:“gaosujishubumen,tamenzheigeyuedexinshuiquanbujianban!”

……

jigexiaojiahuozheibian,suchenleqiangxingqieduanlelianxian,lianmangbaoqishenbiandedapingkele“dundundun”heleyidakou,caichuanzheqipailepaizijidexiaoxiongfu:“hesiwolehesiwole!”

“ergege,nizenmele?”suyunwuzhengdayanjing,youxiehaoqidecoushanglaiwendao。

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“shenme?”qitajigexiaojiahuojunshiyijing。

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“buguo,”suyunwuxiaodarenyiyangdezhuzhexiaba,manyidiandiantou,dao:“zheiyangwomendebianyidiedicaimeiyourangwomenshiwangya,bulihaicaibupeidangwomendiedini!”

suyunwucihuayichu,qitajigexiaojiahuobianluchulefuruoyousuosidebiaoqing。

zuihou,sumingyizantongdiantou:

“wuwuzheimeshuodaoshimeicuo……”

raner,tahuahaimeishuowan,fangmenturanbeiqiaoxiang,fangmenwaixiangqilesuqinghuandeshengyin:

“baobeimen,nimenzenmebamensuoshangle?”

“咚——”

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“e~yaoyaoayiwansui!”

……

bieshudeyuanzimenqian,shiyiliangcheshenqiheidejiazhanglinken,keyizuoxia9ren。

chebianshidengdaidehanyaoyaohesiji。

jiantamenchulai,hanyaoyaobianxiaomimideyingleshanglai,taokuayibandezhangkaishou:“zenmeyang,wosongnimendehuiguoliwu,xihuanma?”

“yaoyao!wojianzhiaisinile!”

suqinghuanpaoguoqu,zaihanyaoyaodelianshanghenhendeyinxialianggekouhongyin!

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“瑶瑶阿姨!”

wugexiaobaozizhong,turan,laodasumingyihanleyisheng。

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“yi、er、san、xiexieyaoyaoayi!”

shuozhehaiyiqixiaodarenyiyangdexianghanyaoyaojuleyigong。

hanyaoyaobeijigexiaojiahuodoule,chongtamenzhaolezhaoshou:“haola,kuaishangcheba,jigexiaorenjing,zhenshi,genyaoyaoayihaizheimekeqi!”

wugexiaojiahuoyiliuyanshangleche,hanyaoyaoyusuqinghuangenzaishenhou,luozuo,hanyaoyaobiankanxiangjiashizuodesiji:“shifu,quguanhaijiudian。”

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“mami,woxiangquweishengjian。”gangjinleshixiandinghaodebaoxiangluozuo,wuwuturanjuqilexiaoshou,taitouwangxiangsuqinghuan。

“hao,”suqinghuanrourouwuwudexiaonaodai,youkanxiangqitajigexiaobaozi,“nimenni,haiyourenyaoquma?”

“wo!wo!wo!”qitasigexiaojiahuodoujuqileshou。

“hao,neimamipeinimen……”

“womenbuyaomamipei,womendouzhangdale,zhiyouxiaohaiziquweishengjiancaihuirangdarenpei!”

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qitajigexiaobaozimanlianzantongdenulizantong。

mamiyezhenshide,yongyuannatamendangxiaohaizi。

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wugexiaobaozicuyongzhewangmenwaipaoqu,tuliuxiazaiyuandiyilianwunaidesuqinghuan。

zhishi,wugexiaobaozigangchumen,gangyaoguaiwan,paozaizuiqianmiandewuwuturantingxialejiao:

“有情况!”

qiyusizhixiaobaozifenfencoushangqianqu。

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nanrengaodalengjun,yishendetideshougongxizhuangyisibugou,jushoutouzujiandousanfazhejinguiyulengmo,yinlaizhouweibushaojingguodenvrendecemu。

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