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nvrenlianshangxiemanlechuchukelian：“jungege，qiuqiunile，nijiukanzaijiejiedemianzishang，bangyibangyuanshiba？”
yisheng“jungege”，chadianbawugexiaobaozidejipigedadouliqilai。
wuwudengzheyishuangdayanjing，kanxiangqitasizhixiaobaozi：“gegejiejiemen，zheinvren，shixianghewomenqiangdie？”
“yinggaishixianghemamiqianglaogongcaidui！”lelejiuzhengta，“buguowomendieyaoshinengbeizheizhongnvrenqiangzou，jiuzhengmingtayebupeizuowomendedieba？”
“shuodemeicuo，”laosanshanshanzantongdiantou，xianglaiwenroudexiaolianshangcikeduolejifenfuheideweidao，“dianshijuzhengming，xiangzheizhongbailianhuanvren，beihoubushianheidabossjiushijueshixinjigirl，womendelaobayaoshihuibeizheizhongnvrenmihuo，neiduanweiyetaidile。”
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laosishishiyanzhongshaqiyishanerguo，lengbingbingtuchujigezi，“zheizhonglvchabugaihuoguodisanji。”
suyunwuganjinbaozhushishi，jinzhangxixidao，“jiejie，zaizheilinikebunengluanlai。”
shishilianserouhexuduo，jiazhuangbunaifantuikaimeimei，“woyoufencun。”
wuwuxiaolianyangqi，xiaonaogualingguangyishan，xinxidao，“gegejiejiemen，woyouyigexiangfa……”
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“君哥哥。”
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junmochenyanezhengyubikai，quebuliaoyigejiaoxiaoshenyingpujinhuaili。
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huailiruanruandechuganrangjunmochenyouxieyiwai，shentiquebingbupaichi，xiaojiahuoshenshanghaidaizheyisitiantiannaixiang。
“是你。”
shangcizaijichangzhuangjiandeneigexiaonvhai。
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“哇呜……。”
wuwurouhuhudexiaoshoubeizaishenhoumengdiqialeyibayaoshangderuanrou，suihouyi**zuozaidishangbiezhezuidaku。
roudududexiaolianyangzhe，shuiwangwangdedayanjinglimanshijupa，“zheigeayi，haoxionge！”
“哇呜……”
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“xiaopengyou，sheiqifunilea？”
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wuwuhuiwuxiaoquantoucazheyanlei，wawakuzhe，jiushibushuohua。
junmochenmizheyan，takemeicuoguoneixiaoyatouyandiyisijiaoxia，youqu。
这个小鬼在干什么！
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“buxukaojinwomenmeimei，nizheigehuainvren！”
“坏女人！”
……
包厢内
suqinghuantaishoukanlekanwanbiao，jigezaizaiyijingchuqushijifenzhongle……。
“tamenzenmequlezheimejiu。”
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zuihaoganjingundan，biezaizheiliaiyan！
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【zheinvrenzenmehaibuzou？】shishibinglengdemuguangzhongduoleyisibunai，huimoujishenbiandeleleshilegeyanse。
【jiaojiwo。】suchenlezhalezhayanjing，zuijiaogouqiyisihuaixiaomaibuwangyuanyaxinshenbianzouqu。
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什么！
yuanyaxinlianshangweishandexiaorongduoleyisiguilie，zheixiaotuzaizizaihushuobadaoshenme！
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lelehushanzhedayanjinghuanhuancoudaoyuanyaxinshenbian，xiaoshouwenwendezhuazhulifushangmiandebaiseshadai。
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噗通……。
刺啦！
ehuangsedexiaolifushunjianposuibukan，yuanyaxinkanzheleleshoulizhuazhedebaiseshadaineixinyizhenrouteng。
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