第一章太子被揩油
wozaijieshangjiandaolenaocantaizi
「nizhenshiwojiefaqizi？」
wocoudaotaerpang，yanshenyoudangzaitayinsichu，yankouxiusedao
「nixihuanfangyoubian，buxin，niditoukankan」
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jiedaoshangjijiaiai，rentouzandongweichengyigeshuixiebutongdequan，haoburenao。
yuanyuandijiuchuanlaizuixiangloulaobandenuhou，
「meiqianhaigandianyizhuozicai，pei，tebuyaolian！」
suijiyidaoyinglideshengyinjiqiaodao，
「yo，qiaozheixiaogongzikejunqiaoli，buxiangshihuiganzheizhongshiderena」
tingdaozheiwopengzhebaguazi，mangpidianpidiancouleguoqujinqu。
wuta，zhuyaoshiyoushuangxinshangmeideyanjing。
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laobaoliujieyanzhuzidiliuliuyizhuandao「laoban，zheifanqianduoshao，womentitafule」
shuoba，diguoqusuiyinjiliang，qianzhetadexinliewujiuyaowangyicuiyuanzou。
daizheirenyouyouzhuanshen，lengjundemianrongpuzaiyangguangxia，quebawohepenle。
「manzhe！」woshangqianmoleyibabuxiaoxinpenzaitalianshangdeguazipi，
zuokanyoukan，hengkanshukandouheneigerenmianpangwuerzhi。
zheibushidangchaotaizidianxiama？
liujiehutua，yaosongtaizizuoya，dangxinrihouchaojia。
bannianqianwoyiwaichuanchenglelibushangshujiaqianjinxiaoyuening。
benyiweizheibeizinengxiangfule，meichengxiangfucizixiaodiguolebannian，queturanshachulaigezhenqianjin。
dieniangshuokuiqiantataiduole。
yushiworenrang，wozangfeng。
naiheruodafudi，rengmeiyouworongshenzhichu。
xiaoyueruyikuernaosanshangdiao，wojiucongxiangfangbandaolepianfang，congpianfangbandaolechaifang。
shuobudingzaiguojigeyuewojiuyaocongchaifangbandaodajiele。
yushiwokaishipansuanjinshengdejinyinxiruan，dasuanzaoridulimenhu。
guolejitiantingwenhuangdiyaoxuanxiunv，wohexiaoyuerudoumingliezaice。
benxiangzhegonglvehuangdi，jiangeguirenpinfeidangdangyeshinengyishiwuyouguohoubanbeizide。
kekandaolaohuangdineiyike，woweile。
suanle，qingqingpinpinderiziyetinghaode。
我还是去种田吧。
zuorenmahaishidekaoziji！
xuanxiudangri，wowubufuyan，jifanxialaichenggongbeicilehua。
sanchanghou，woyishenqingsong，kaishisixialuanguangqilai。
nibieshuozheigonglidejingguanguozhenqipai，huangliqingti，yanmingchongyu，chuanxilangyushengbujueyuer。
dengdeng，weishenmehuiyouchuanxilangyu？
annazhexintoukuangtiao，xunzhezheigegeburudeshengyinlaichu，wokandaoyipangnongmiguanmucongqiqifufu，siyouyeshouzhefu。
qiaoranzoujin，yanqianyimujingdewoshuobuchuhua，yizhuangronghuagui，zhucuidianmiandenvzizaihechizheshangshendeshiweijiuchanjiaojie，dianluandaofeng，buzhitiandiweihewu。
wochengmujieshe，xiayishiwuzhulezui。
xuzhiguzhuangjulineixietingdaobugaiting，kandaobugaikandedaomeicui，xiachangbushizaimaigujingdijiushizangshenyadi。
yushiwotouganshizudiwangwaituiqu，sheizhizailangfanggongmenyingmianzhuangshanglegejieshihuoredexiongtang。
neirenshenzheminghuangmangpao，qizhiyongrongbufan，bubiyanshuozishitaizidianxiapeiyu。
tazhenglezhengyibaidao，「guniangbaoqian，fanqingrangyirang」，shuobajiuyaomaizhexiuzhangdetuiwanglizou。
zheinaxinga？nishitaizi，zhuangpolewushi。kewozhishigechennv，wohaixianghuoa！
qingjizhixiawomanglazhuletayibianzuoshijitajianchashenti，yibianlagaolesangyindao「chennvwuyichongzhuangtaizidianxia，ninmeishierba？meishierba？」
quebaolimiantingdaoshengxiang，yousuodongjing，wosonglekouqi。
kedengwofanyingguolaishi，woyishuangshouyizaitashenshangyouzoulejiquan，zhengtingzaiyichanggangadedifangshang，rerede。
还下意识地捏了捏。
peiyulengruobingshuangdelianhaoxiangningzhileyoubudongshengsediliekaile，zuanzhewodeshoubanshangshuobuchuhua。
我…
shenyewozaichaifangzhanzhuanfance，erbianbuzhuhuidangpeiyulinliedeshengyin「ganwenguniangfangming，shinaweidachenzhinv？」
zenmexiangtadoushiyaozhaowosuanzhangdeyisiba？
yushi，dangwanwoqingdianlecaiwu，chenzhetianmuweibaiyuanzougaofei。