第二章太子爬我床
liujieshengpatazhushudeyaziyaofei，yilianbunaifan「ganshenme？」
jiantamengmengdongdongjiuyaogenzhezou，wojiuzhidaohaiziduobanshifeile。
shishangmianfeidedongxijiushizuiguide，zheimejiandandenidongbudonga！
womozhexiabadaliangtayizhen，xinxiayoulezhuyi。
tazaoyuleshenmewobuzhidao，wozhizhidaowoyaofacaile！
xinnianjizhuanxiawopaziyihui，aileyisheng，
「fujun，nizenmeyouyishengbuhangchulaileya」
zhongrenlailexingwei，zhizhiwozhizhita，
「zheiweigongzi，tadangzhenshiniqizi？？」
wenyanpeiyuyizhanglianhonghongbaibaihaobujingcai，banshanghaishijiandingdiyaoleyaotou「bushi，woyixinyousuoshu。」
liujiebumandao「nizheirenandeshenmexin，xiarenshenmefujun？dongxikeyiluanchihuabunengluanshuo！」
zhouzaohuaran，dunshiyoushiyipiantuomohengfei，
「shia，touyihuijianzheluanrenxianggongde，xiadaoluan」
「shangganzhedaotiedoumeiyouyao，zheiliandiudale，renqiaozhedaoshishuiling，burugenwoba？」
「youshenmezhengjumeiyou？」
woqiangyaxinzhongnuhuo，chouchoudadamoleyibalei，「fujun，nikanniyoufanbingle」，yudiaowanzhuanqican，haobukelian。
「zhengjuwoziranshiyoude..」woshangqianyibucoudaopeiyuerbiandiyu「niyixiangxihuanfangyoubian，buxin，niditoukankan」wotailetaixiabashiyi，yanshenyouzouzaitayishanxiabaidesimibuwei。
banzhuxianghoutaquerenwuwu，chediheileliancongjiulouyajianguaichu，jiannanwanfendidianlediantou，yishengbuhangdigenzhewozoule。
zhongrenfengpingdouzhuanlefangxiang，yishijianjiaokouchengzanrengbujueyuer。
「haoyigezhongqingzhongyideniangzi，duifanlebingdefujunyebulibuqi」
yushiwochenggongzaiyizhongchongjing，kelian，zanshangdemuguangzhongbuhuojiazhiqianjindetaiziyiwei！
peiyusuiranguaijuedigenzaihoumian，quehaishichenzheyizhanglengbingbingdelian，xianranxinzhongyilvshangweixiaorong。
「womenshizenmederenshide？」tajianmeijincuwendao，
「niduiwoyijianzhongqing，womendiyicijianmiannijiubaqididuwo，zhuazhewodeshou，sichanlandafeiyaorenshiwo，wenwodemingzi，ranhouzhankaimengliegongshi，zuizhongwojiubeinigandongle。」
woxunsiwoyemeishuohuang，youjideshoushibaofulifuneitian，kandaoyizhongsuihurenmazhengwangxiaofuzheibianzhangjieshangyuguanerru。
xianglaishineitiandezuiguopeiyuhou，tadairenxunchoulaile，zhinenggankaixinghaowopaodekuai。
这小子，真记仇！
wanshang，wozuozaimuzhuopangdianlezhanyoudengsuanzhang。
zheijinianyoushizhibantiandituchanyoushigourunongchuzuowu，
congfudidaichulaideyanglaojinbenlaijiuyaogaojile
zheipeiyu，shuoshishuoshiyizuibahaineimediaozuan，
zheizuixianglouchiyidunjiuhualewojishiliangyinzi
xiangdaozheiwoyoushiyizhenxinjiaotong
suanle，shebuzhehaizitaobuzhelang
dengwobatasonghuijingchenglilezheigedagong，zhucuiyushihaibushirenwotiao，wanqiancaifuhaibushituoshoukede
zhengdangwohuaichuaimeimengrushui，huranyizhenyinfengchuiguo，bogengyihan，yizhengyanmianqianyizhangrenlianjinzaizhichi，hedewoyijiling
「干什么还不睡？」
「偏房地硬」
「那你想怎样？」
tabaobeiruchouchubudingchaochuangtabiancenglai，nierudao「jiranzanmenshifuqi，neiyebubi…fenchuangle」
huayixiawushijianjitazhenglichulaidechaifangjurangenwoshuoshuibuguan，xiangjiuzhanquechao，jianzhidecunjinchi。
derangnizhidaoshenmejiaozhinanertui。
jiantayizhixigaiyiqushenshangleta，woreqingwubidiyingleshangqu，shunshibatatuidaolezaitaerpangaimeidiyu
「yehao，shuoqilai，zanmenyehaojiumeiyouqinreqinrele」
shuozhewojianjianbijin，yewandexiangjianyoujingwusheng，weiyouwomenerrenxisuidehuxiciqibifu。
tajinzhuazhebeijiaodeshougujiefabai，meiyuweicushuangmujinbi。
zaizheigejulixiazixikan，peiyumianpangbaixiruyu，meiyanshensuirujingdiaoyuzhuo，duandeshiyipaihaorongyan，zhenzhenshishanghaodeya…ke…yarong。
meisedangqian，wonanyizichi，buyouzizhudichaoneiduiyingrunchunbankaojin。
qianjunyifazhiji，hujuetuijianyoushenmeyingwuluozhewo。
ditouyikan，shineikuaixiangzhengshenfendepanlonghuifeifengtaiziyupei。
zuizhonglizhihaishizhanshenglewopinjianmeidejuexin。
womolemobozi，yanleyankoushui。
guojitiantahuifuleshenfenyaoshixiangqizheiyiduan，qiuhousuanzhangneikejiubuhaowanle。
谁让他是太子呢？
wotuoxiele，rentongdao「suanlenihaishengzhebing，rangjinisuanle！kuaishuiba，ganmingerdainiqujingchengkanbing」
zaibuzou，wopawobachibuzhu
哎，女人，太难了！