叔，我的叔啊！
liushaolinyishengcanjiao，zhanzaiyuandiduosuoqilai。
tianyuanshanghuiderenyiyongershang，sizhoubinkequandoujingzhule。
qifurenzuishijingkong，tiaoqilaihouyilianshabai：“wanle，wanle，liuqianjunyaoshisizaizheier，woqijiazenmeban？”
xianzaideqingkuangshi，meirenganpengliuqianjun，jiupadanlezeren。
qiweiyanzaizuichudezhenjinghoulikezhendingxialai，chenshenghedao：“doubieluandong，jiaojiuhuche，zhunbeijijiu，xianchangyoumeiyouyisheng？qinglikechulaijiuzhi。”
“jiuhuchedaozheilizhishaodelianggexiaoshi，laibujia。”
qiweiyanhaishineimelengjing：“anpaiwodezhuanche，tongshizhunbeidiaoyongsirenzhishengji，lianxihaizhouzuihaodeyiyuan！”
zheiyike，quanchangshushouwuce，qiweiyandehuajiuxiangshimingdeng，weidajiawenzhuleqingxu。
lizhanganyourankanzhe，yanzhongshanguoyimoshencai：linweizhiji，wenerbuluan，nianyaquanchang，bukuishiwolizhangandenvren。
danneiweiliushaolinqueshichedihuangle，duozhejiaogengelaofunvyiyangjianjiaozhe：“lizhangan，jiushinizhei**qidewoshuyunguoqule，**haimeishiyiyang，lairen，jiwonaxia！”
qiweiyanzhijiezhanzailelizhanganshenqian，heiselifuxia，rubingshannvshenbanlengran：“zheishiwoqijiadezhuangyuan，zheishiwoqiweiyandeyanhui，yutawuguan！chulerenheshi，wodanzhe！”
lizhanganzaitashenhou，kandaozheigejianqiangdenvzishuangjianzhandou，heisibaoguodezhangtuiyeshiyaohuangzhe，qishitayehuangle，cishizhishiqiangchengzhebale。
tapingdandejiangweiweiladaoshenhou，qingqingsaoshiquanchang：“woyehuidianyishu，liuqianjunsibule，zhibuguoshiqinugongxin，yinfalelaojuanneishang，daozhixinyangbuzhen，yishihunguoqubale。”
tadoulandechushou：“shuonimennengtingdongdehuaba，liuqianjuntangyihuierzijijiuxingle。buguosheiyebuyaodongtashenzi，fouzeqixueniliu，neijiuchengdashile。”
“hushuobadao！”yishenghechizihoufangchuanlai。
jiukandaoyigenianyueqishi，baifabaixudelaozhelengranchuxian。
啊！
quanchangjidong：“shihaizhoushenyilishuanghe，shenzhenlidishiqidaichuanren，talaorenjiazaizheier，zhenshijiuminglaile。”
qiweiyan，qifuren，haiyouliushaolindengrenquandousonglekouqi，ganjinxiangshenzhenlishuanghexingli。
lishuanghejiaoaodehen，kandoubukantamenyiyan，shenkaishuangshouhuangdongxiuzi，jiuzhanzaihunmideliuqianjunshenqian，queshifanzhebaiyan，jiushibudunxiakanbing。
qiweiyanmingbaile：“kuai，jilishenyinageruanzuolai！”
lishuanghezuoxiahou，caimantiaosilideshenshoubamai，neimeimaodoudongjixia，youkanxianglizhangan：“buxuewushu，huyanluanyu，xiaozi，nengkandonglaofudeshoufame？”
lizhangankantashisangenshouzhifenbiecuokaidebamai，dandanyixiao：“sanhuafumaishoufabale，suanshiqiemaidejibengongba。”
tashuodeshizhenxinhua，tingqilaiquexiangshichaofeng。
lishuangheqidehuzidouqiaoqilaile：“haokuanga，wozheisanhuafumaikeshilianlesanshiniancaicheng。”
lizhanganzhinengrouroubizi：“nitianfentaicha，xuedeyoushidijiyishu，suoyicaizheimemana。”
qiweiyanshouzhishendaotadatuishang，ningzheyikuairou，yinyadouyaoyaosuile：“ninengbunengbizui？”
lizhanganzhazhayan，yaotoutuileyibu。
lishuanghedaizheshenzhenlidezhaopai，pingshijiuyangaoyuding，haishidiyicibeirenshuoyishudiji。
tayouxinmainong，jiudingzhelizhangan：“liuhuizhangcunguanxuluan，xinfeiduancu，maihuabudong，zheishixingengzhizheng，niqueshuotatangzhezijijiuhaole？”
lizhangandandande：“nishuodemaixiangmeicuo，danshini……nideyishuzhinengkandaodiyiceng。annidezhifa，xiaobingbiandabing，dabingbiansibing，wokanliuqianjunyaosizainishoulile。”
lishuanghemozhehuzilengxiao：“huangmiu，laofuchuzhenwushinian，yigenshenzhenjiurenwushu，congmeitingguozheizhongmiulun，jiranxiaozinizheimeqiang，neinilaia！”
“buxing！”tianyuanshanghuiderenyiqidahou：“qinglishenyichushou！”
lishuanghequeshilaijingle：“jiushihaizhousidashijiazaizheier，yedegonggongjingjingdeqinglaofuchushou，nimenqijianiua，nonglaigexiaochouwurulaofudeyishu，heng！”
qifurenyijingchongguolaile，taijiaojiutixianglizhangan，neimoyangrufengpozi。
lizhangandoumeidong，fanershenshouyifu，neiqifurenguoranyigehuachanchadianshuaidao，haihaobeilizhangananjinglazhu，qingpiaopiaosongdaoleyipang。
kanzhehaizaizhuangmozuoyangdelishuanghe，lizhangandonglezhennu：“xinglinzhidao，renxinweixian，nineidianpoyishubenlaijiubukanrumu，xianzaihaizixushenfenhuyanluanyu！niyepeijiaoshenyi？”
lishuangheshouzhongyinzhenxianchu，aoranlianxuzhaxia：“chunhuo，rangnikankanwoshenzhenlijiadezhenfaqixiao，sanshimiaonei，liuhuizhangbiranxinglai。”
tazaicidingzhelizhangan：“nijintianwuruwoshenzhenlizheikuaizhaopai，dengxiajiusuanguixiarencuo，laofuyebuhuiqingyiraonide！”
lizhanganwuyu：“liuqianjundequehuilikexinglai，buguosuihoujiuhuituxuebuzhi，wuzangliufuqixueniliu，daoshihoubieshuoshenzhenlijiadezhaopai，wokannidepeiliujiayitiaomingle。”
cishi，liuqianjunzhangchuyikouqi，mengranzhengyanzuoleqilai。
quanchangdunshiyipianhuanhu，quantigaohan：lishenyiniubi，shenzhenliwudi！
lishuanghedeyidezhanqi，beiqishoujiuyaoshuoliangju。
哇！呕！
huanhushengzhong，neiliangyanfadaideliuqianjunyikouxianxuepenlemandi，ranhouhunshenzhandou，haizhuazhexiongkousihouqilai。
zhuanshunjian，zheiliuqianjunjiutuleyiwanxue，zenmeyezhibuzhu。
lishuangheshunjianjingdaile，taijiaotikairuanzuo，zhandoudeanzhuliuqianjun，yinzhenduosuozhebutingzhaxia，ranhoupinmingcahan，hanzhelijiadizisongshenxiaojiuxindan。
laihuifanfudeyitongzhetenghou，liuqianjunbingqingfanergengzhongle，cishiliangyanfanbai，yankanjiubuchengle。
“shua，ninhaiyoushenmeyiyuana？liujiadejichengrenhaimeidingxialaini，woliushaolin，yuanyidaitiruoxuemeimei，weininsongzhongrutu！wodeshua，wo，wodezhunbeinindehoushile。”liushaolinganhaozhe，yanzhongquedaizheyimoyinhendexise。
xianchangneixierentingdaozheilidourenbuzhuyiqinuchiqilai：“liuhuizhanghaimeisini，liushaolinnijiukaishidianjiliujiadejiachanle？zhenshiexin！”
qiweiyanyijiaotikaizheigefeiwu，zhuanshenlaguolizhangan：“ni，nizhendehuiyishu？”
zhouweirendouhanqilaile：“yiqiedougenzheiweixiaogeshuodeyimoyiyang，kanlaitacaishizhenshenyia。”
neilishuangheyijinghunshenhanshi，liangyanfazhi，zuilinannannianzhe：“wanle，wanle，shenzhenlidezhaopaizazaiwoshoulile，zazaiwoshoulilea……hehe，a，hehe……”
zheilaotouzijingranhaotaodakuqilai。
tianyuanshanghui，liujiasuicong，haiyouliuqianjundepengyoumen，cishiyiyongershang，weizhelizhangan，heranquantiguixia。
“lixianshenggangcaisuoyanbuxu，zhenshishenyishouduan，qingjiujiuliuhuizhangba。”
“jiujiuliuhuizhangba，qiuqiuninle。”
lizhangandandanzoushangqian，wozheqiweiyandexiaoshou：“nimenqiushenmedoumeiyong，danwohaishihuichushou，yinwei……”
tawenroukanleyiyanqiweiyan：“yinweiweiweikaikoule，wozhijitazheigemianzi！”
huayinyiluo，lizhanganzhijianmengranxianchuyidaoqingmang。