第1章 穿越

2016nian8yue9ri,huaxiasuoyoudemeitidoufeitengle!

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“tianxun!tianxun!kuaixingxing!yaoshangbiaoyankele!”

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自己竟然穿越了!

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卫天寻欲哭无泪。

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“大家安静一下。”

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