“niyaobiaoyanshenme?”nvlaoshifangfoyezhidaolishaobaizaixuexiaozhongdemingtou,dunshibiandeheailejifen。
lishaobaiminqizuichunweiweiyixiao:“roudao。”
yanjianyigai,danneishuaiqijuelundemoyangyoushiyindetaixiahuachiyipian。
“weishenmeyaobiaoyanroudaoni?”laoshiqinqiedewendao,henxianranshiguyizaizhaowumeimianqianjitajiafen。
“yinweiwoliusuikaishixueroudao。”lishaobaijiaoaodeshuodao:
“duiwolaishuo,roudaoshizheigeshijieshangzuiqiangdadegedoushu——”
“扯淡”
renqunhoumianhuranpiaochuzheimeyijuhua,shengyinbuda,danzaizheijiaoshizhongqueqingxidechuanrumeigerenerduoli。
suoyourendeshixiandoubeixiyinguoqu,renqunhuanhuanfenkai,zhidaoluchulezhanzaizuihoude——weitianxun。
weitianxunyileng,benlaitatingdaolishaobaideyanlunzhishi,wanquanshixiayishideshuoleyiju,meixiangdaosuoyourendoutingdaole。
ganjuedaosuoyourendoukanxiangziji,weitianxunweiweiyouxieganga。
“nishuoshenme?”lishaobaibumandekanxiangbeirenqunfenkaierbaoludeweitianxun:“nishuochedan?”
weitianxungangadexiaoxiao:“nimeitingcuo”
“haha!”lishaobaifangfotingdaolezuihaoxiaodexiaohua,cezhetouxiaoronglveweiyouxiezhengningdekanxiangweitianxun:“niqueding?”
“enqueding。”weitianxundiandiantou,zheiyidiantashibuhuirangbude。
“haohaohao!”lishaobailianshuosangehaozi,dingzheweitianxunshuodao:“neinijuede,shenmebiroudaogengqiangni?”
weitianxunweiweiyixiao:“huaxiagongfu。”
“huaxiagongfu?”lishaobailengle,zhuanerhahadaxiao:“nijingranshuohuaxiagongfubiroudaolihai?nizhideshidianyingliwusuobuneng,xianshilihuaquanxiutuidehuaxiagongfu?zaji?shuahou?hahahaha”
weitianxundunshiyansulexialai,yuqiweilengdekanzhetashuodao:“budonghuaxiagongfu,nijiumeizigeshuogongfubulihai。”
“budong?”lishaobaiehenhendedingzheweitianxun:“neinirangwodongdong?yongnishuahoudehuaxiagongfu?”
zheijiushibaiminglezhaochadajiale,lishaobaicongxiaozaifuqindeguanzhaoxiajiumeirenganre,jintianquebeiweitianxundingzhuangleyifan,xingaoqiaodetaziranjieshoubule。
zhongduonvtongxueyebushuangle。
jingranyourenganretamenxinzhongbaimawangziyibandelishaobai,jianzhijiushizuiwukeshu!
“zheihuosheia?zheimemeisuzhi,kendingshinagenongcunpaolaide!”
“jiushi!haihuaxiagongfuni?zheiniantousheihailianhuaxiagongfua!”
“kendingshixianghongcaiguyizhaorelishaobaide!nimenkanzhe,tadengxiayidinghuibeilishaobaidadexianggouyiyang!”
zhongduolishaobaidehuweinvtuanjiechengyiqi,gongjiqileweitianxun。
weitianxundanrandeyixiao,xinzhongqueyouxienuqi。
kanlaizheigeshijie,huaxiagongfuyemoluole,moluodaosuibianyigerendoukeyimiaoshidechengdu。
“jiranruci。”weitianxundandingdekanxianglishaobai:“neijiuqingcijiaoba。”
“nibiehouhui!”lishaobaihenhendidingzheta:“jintianbudadeniku,wojiubujiaolishaobai!”
weitianxunqingxiaozheyaoyaotou:
“准备改名吧”
meirenzulan,meirenquanjia。
fangfosuoyourendouxiangkanzhelishaobaibaweitianxuntongdayidun。
jiulianlaoshidoumeiyouzuzhi——bijinglishaobaidejiashifangzaineili,laoshiduoshaoyouxiejidan。
youyigenianqingdelaoshixiangyaozuzhi,gangzhanqilaiquebeilingwaiyigenianjidayixiedelaoshilalexiaqu,zaitaerbianqiaoshengshuolejiju,zaiyebuganzhanqilaile。
zhaowumeiyiranqiaozheerlangtui,raoyouxingqudekanzheyanqianzheiyimu。
lilaiqiaoqiaodelaleyixiaweitianxun,xiaoshengdezaitaerbianshuodao:“nifengle,genlishaobaida,taroudaolihaishichulemingde——zaishuole,nihuigongfuma?”
weitianxunqueshibuxianghuigongfudeyangzi。
congshengaokanshangqu,weitianxundagaiyimibayizuoyou,danshizhenggerenhenshou。suiranyinweiduonianlianxibiaoyanxingtideyuanyin,youyixiejirou,quebingbumingxian。
zuizhuyaodeshi,tazhangdebaibaijingjingde,lianjiashouxue,wuguanhenshiqingxiu。dangranzheiyeshihenhaokande,danbingbushilishaobaideneizhongduorenyanqiudeyingjun——gengxiangshihenduoguaipidashuxihuandeneizhongxiaoshou。
zheiyangdeyizhanglianjiashangshencai,henrongyirangrenzhiyitadezhandoulibaokuochuangshang。
zheiyeshizhongduoxueshengbaokuolishaobaidouqingshitadeyuanyin。
“yuanlaibuhui。”weitianxunxiaozheshuodao。
“a?buhuinihaigentada?!”
“现在会了。”
“”
lilaibuzhidaoweitianxunshishenmeyisi,danrenqunyijingziranerrandebazhongjiankongchuyipiandifanglai。lishaobaizixinxinbaopeng,shouxianzhandaokongdishang,tiaoxindekanleweitianxunyiyan。
weitianxungujingwubomeiyourenhebiaoqing,bugupangzidelache,yezoudaolekongdishang,helishaobaimianduimian。
“zhunbeihaoaidalema?”lishaobaixiaozhangdao。
“准备好打你了”
zheijuhuayichu,renqunzhongbaofachuyipianxusheng,fangfochaoxiaoweitianxundebuzhitiangaodihou。
lishaobaiqingmiedeyixiao,shouxianbaihaoleroudaodejiashi。
danweitianxunqueyidongmeidong,zhizhidezhanzhe,zhishiyanjingkanzhelishaobaidedongzuo。
“nikan,zheirenzhanneiyidongbudong,xiangshaziyiyang。renjialishaobaiduozhuanyea,daihuikendinghuibatadasi!”
“jiushi,zheihuomashangjiuyaohouhuilelishaobaidedongzuohaoshuaia!”
pangbianchuanlaiqieqiesiyu,danweitianxunfangfochongerweiwenban,jingzhibudong。
kanzheweitianxunyidianbiaoshidoumeiyou,lishaobaiqingmieyixiao,jiaoxiamaikaibuzihuanhuanchaoweitianxunzouguoqu,shibushideshitanyixia。
weitianxunjiangtadedongzuokanzaiyanli,jiuzhidaolishaobaibushishenmegaoshou。qianshidetadabaideneixiedongyingdingjianroudaogaoshou,zhanzaineilijiufangfoqingsongyiban——lishaobaisuiranjiashihenhaokan,danjiaobuxufu,yikanjiuzhidaopingshihuihuoduri,beijiusetaokongleshenti。
kanzhelishaobaiyidianyidiandexiangtanuodongjiaobu,weitianxundandanyixiao。
zhijiantahuanhuanshenchuyoushou,youjianbupinghuanqianshenzhizhixiongfuzhiqian,shouzhanglveweitankai,ranhoubianyidongbudongle。
“喝!”
lishaobaimanmanzoudaoliweitianxunzhiyouliangmichu,hurandaheyisheng,shizibotuyibanxiangqipuqu。dongzuohenkuai,youshouzhijietandaoweitianxundexiongqian,qituzhuazhutadeqianjin。
zheiyixiapeishanglishaobaigaodadeshenqu,daozhenyouxieherendeqishi。
quanchangdoujingzhile,suoyourendoudengdaleshuangyan,fangfoxiayimiaoweitianxunjiuhuibeiqiangdadelishaobaizhuazaishouli,ranhousiyiroulin
weitianxunhaishiyidongbudong,zhishiyanzhongdandandekanzhelishaobaixiangtapulai。
三步、两步、一步
jiuzaisuoyourendouyiweiweitianxundouyaowanledeshihou——tachushoule。