第2章 准备好打你了

“niyaobiaoyanshenme?”nvlaoshifangfoyezhidaolishaobaizaixuexiaozhongdemingtou,dunshibiandeheailejifen。

lishaobaiminqizuichunweiweiyixiao:“roudao。”

yanjianyigai,danneishuaiqijuelundemoyangyoushiyindetaixiahuachiyipian。

“weishenmeyaobiaoyanroudaoni?”laoshiqinqiedewendao,henxianranshiguyizaizhaowumeimianqianjitajiafen。

“yinweiwoliusuikaishixueroudao。”lishaobaijiaoaodeshuodao:

“duiwolaishuo,roudaoshizheigeshijieshangzuiqiangdadegedoushu——”

“扯淡”

renqunhoumianhuranpiaochuzheimeyijuhua,shengyinbuda,danzaizheijiaoshizhongqueqingxidechuanrumeigerenerduoli。

suoyourendeshixiandoubeixiyinguoqu,renqunhuanhuanfenkai,zhidaoluchulezhanzaizuihoude——weitianxun。

weitianxunyileng,benlaitatingdaolishaobaideyanlunzhishi,wanquanshixiayishideshuoleyiju,meixiangdaosuoyourendoutingdaole。

ganjuedaosuoyourendoukanxiangziji,weitianxunweiweiyouxieganga。

“nishuoshenme?”lishaobaibumandekanxiangbeirenqunfenkaierbaoludeweitianxun:“nishuochedan?”

weitianxungangadexiaoxiao:“nimeitingcuo”

“haha!”lishaobaifangfotingdaolezuihaoxiaodexiaohua,cezhetouxiaoronglveweiyouxiezhengningdekanxiangweitianxun:“niqueding?”

“enqueding。”weitianxundiandiantou,zheiyidiantashibuhuirangbude。

“haohaohao!”lishaobailianshuosangehaozi,dingzheweitianxunshuodao:“neinijuede,shenmebiroudaogengqiangni?”

weitianxunweiweiyixiao:“huaxiagongfu。”

“huaxiagongfu?”lishaobailengle,zhuanerhahadaxiao:“nijingranshuohuaxiagongfubiroudaolihai?nizhideshidianyingliwusuobuneng,xianshilihuaquanxiutuidehuaxiagongfu?zaji?shuahou?hahahaha”

weitianxundunshiyansulexialai,yuqiweilengdekanzhetashuodao:“budonghuaxiagongfu,nijiumeizigeshuogongfubulihai。”

“budong?”lishaobaiehenhendedingzheweitianxun:“neinirangwodongdong?yongnishuahoudehuaxiagongfu?”

zheijiushibaiminglezhaochadajiale,lishaobaicongxiaozaifuqindeguanzhaoxiajiumeirenganre,jintianquebeiweitianxundingzhuangleyifan,xingaoqiaodetaziranjieshoubule。

zhongduonvtongxueyebushuangle。

jingranyourenganretamenxinzhongbaimawangziyibandelishaobai,jianzhijiushizuiwukeshu!

“zheihuosheia?zheimemeisuzhi,kendingshinagenongcunpaolaide!”

“jiushi!haihuaxiagongfuni?zheiniantousheihailianhuaxiagongfua!”

“kendingshixianghongcaiguyizhaorelishaobaide!nimenkanzhe,tadengxiayidinghuibeilishaobaidadexianggouyiyang!”

zhongduolishaobaidehuweinvtuanjiechengyiqi,gongjiqileweitianxun。

weitianxundanrandeyixiao,xinzhongqueyouxienuqi。

kanlaizheigeshijie,huaxiagongfuyemoluole,moluodaosuibianyigerendoukeyimiaoshidechengdu。

“jiranruci。”weitianxundandingdekanxianglishaobai:“neijiuqingcijiaoba。”

“nibiehouhui!”lishaobaihenhendidingzheta:“jintianbudadeniku,wojiubujiaolishaobai!”

weitianxunqingxiaozheyaoyaotou:

“准备改名吧”

meirenzulan,meirenquanjia。

fangfosuoyourendouxiangkanzhelishaobaibaweitianxuntongdayidun。

jiulianlaoshidoumeiyouzuzhi——bijinglishaobaidejiashifangzaineili,laoshiduoshaoyouxiejidan。

youyigenianqingdelaoshixiangyaozuzhi,gangzhanqilaiquebeilingwaiyigenianjidayixiedelaoshilalexiaqu,zaitaerbianqiaoshengshuolejiju,zaiyebuganzhanqilaile。

zhaowumeiyiranqiaozheerlangtui,raoyouxingqudekanzheyanqianzheiyimu。

lilaiqiaoqiaodelaleyixiaweitianxun,xiaoshengdezaitaerbianshuodao:“nifengle,genlishaobaida,taroudaolihaishichulemingde——zaishuole,nihuigongfuma?”

weitianxunqueshibuxianghuigongfudeyangzi。

congshengaokanshangqu,weitianxundagaiyimibayizuoyou,danshizhenggerenhenshou。suiranyinweiduonianlianxibiaoyanxingtideyuanyin,youyixiejirou,quebingbumingxian。

zuizhuyaodeshi,tazhangdebaibaijingjingde,lianjiashouxue,wuguanhenshiqingxiu。dangranzheiyeshihenhaokande,danbingbushilishaobaideneizhongduorenyanqiudeyingjun——gengxiangshihenduoguaipidashuxihuandeneizhongxiaoshou。

zheiyangdeyizhanglianjiashangshencai,henrongyirangrenzhiyitadezhandoulibaokuochuangshang。

zheiyeshizhongduoxueshengbaokuolishaobaidouqingshitadeyuanyin。

“yuanlaibuhui。”weitianxunxiaozheshuodao。

“a?buhuinihaigentada?!”

“现在会了。”

“”

lilaibuzhidaoweitianxunshishenmeyisi,danrenqunyijingziranerrandebazhongjiankongchuyipiandifanglai。lishaobaizixinxinbaopeng,shouxianzhandaokongdishang,tiaoxindekanleweitianxunyiyan。

weitianxungujingwubomeiyourenhebiaoqing,bugupangzidelache,yezoudaolekongdishang,helishaobaimianduimian。

“zhunbeihaoaidalema?”lishaobaixiaozhangdao。

“准备好打你了”

zheijuhuayichu,renqunzhongbaofachuyipianxusheng,fangfochaoxiaoweitianxundebuzhitiangaodihou。

lishaobaiqingmiedeyixiao,shouxianbaihaoleroudaodejiashi。

danweitianxunqueyidongmeidong,zhizhidezhanzhe,zhishiyanjingkanzhelishaobaidedongzuo。

“nikan,zheirenzhanneiyidongbudong,xiangshaziyiyang。renjialishaobaiduozhuanyea,daihuikendinghuibatadasi!”

“jiushi,zheihuomashangjiuyaohouhuilelishaobaidedongzuohaoshuaia!”

pangbianchuanlaiqieqiesiyu,danweitianxunfangfochongerweiwenban,jingzhibudong。

kanzheweitianxunyidianbiaoshidoumeiyou,lishaobaiqingmieyixiao,jiaoxiamaikaibuzihuanhuanchaoweitianxunzouguoqu,shibushideshitanyixia。

weitianxunjiangtadedongzuokanzaiyanli,jiuzhidaolishaobaibushishenmegaoshou。qianshidetadabaideneixiedongyingdingjianroudaogaoshou,zhanzaineilijiufangfoqingsongyiban——lishaobaisuiranjiashihenhaokan,danjiaobuxufu,yikanjiuzhidaopingshihuihuoduri,beijiusetaokongleshenti。

kanzhelishaobaiyidianyidiandexiangtanuodongjiaobu,weitianxundandanyixiao。

zhijiantahuanhuanshenchuyoushou,youjianbupinghuanqianshenzhizhixiongfuzhiqian,shouzhanglveweitankai,ranhoubianyidongbudongle。

“喝!”

lishaobaimanmanzoudaoliweitianxunzhiyouliangmichu,hurandaheyisheng,shizibotuyibanxiangqipuqu。dongzuohenkuai,youshouzhijietandaoweitianxundexiongqian,qituzhuazhutadeqianjin。

zheiyixiapeishanglishaobaigaodadeshenqu,daozhenyouxieherendeqishi。

quanchangdoujingzhile,suoyourendoudengdaleshuangyan,fangfoxiayimiaoweitianxunjiuhuibeiqiangdadelishaobaizhuazaishouli,ranhousiyiroulin

weitianxunhaishiyidongbudong,zhishiyanzhongdandandekanzhelishaobaixiangtapulai。

三步、两步、一步

jiuzaisuoyourendouyiweiweitianxundouyaowanledeshihou——tachushoule。