xiaobeichenlikaitingfenglouzhihou，bingweihuidaomujiabieshu。
ershitizhexinglidai，jingzhilaidaolefujinyanbohupandeyichufeixu。
xiaobeichenaolifeixu，tiaowangsifang，zhengzhengchushen。
tazhidao，zheijiushizhonghaixiaojiagujusuozaidi。
cengjing，zheilishizhonghaishideshengdi，duoshaohaomenxuejianlenaodaidouxiangtaruxiaojiadedamen。
kezaiwunianqian，zheilixueliuchenghe，shihengbianye……
neishihouxiaobeichensuiranweicengmuduzheilifashengdeyiqie，danbishangyan，tafangfoganshoudaolezheilicengjingdeaihongbianye，shigurushan……
fangfotingjianlejiarenjuewangdeaiqiu……
xujiu，xiaobeichencaizhangkaishuangyan，liandouniuqule。
“duibuqi，woxiaobeichen，huilaiwanle!”
duizhezheipianfeixujiushiduwanyaoxingli。
duizhewushuwanghun，qingshengyiyu。
“jinri，woxiaobeichenduitianqishi——wangrichou，baibeihai!!”
“neixiecengjingshanghaiguoxiaoshierlangderen，wulunrujinshenjuhedenggaowei，napaquanshitaotian，wugongtongxuan。youyigesuanyige，wodoujiangsongtamenxiadiyu!”
xujiu，xiaobeichenzhongxinzhanzhishenti，ningkaisuishenxiedaideyipingliejiu。
yibanqingsazaidi，jidianwanghun。
lingwaiyiban，yangtou，yikouyinjin。
jiuruchouchang，huazuoleyingxionglei。
jiuzheishihou，yigeliangmishengaodebaiyizhuanghanhuranzouleguolai，gongjingdao：“wangye，diaochaqingchule。zhonghaixiaoshiyouyigerenhuolexialai。”
唰!
xiaobeichenhuoranhuitou，muguangruju：“shei?”
zhuanghandao：“nindeershen，xierui。”
“wunianqian，zhonghaixiaoshibeirenlianhejiaomie，shigurushan。xingcunxialaiderenhenshao。woyezhizhaodaoninershenyiren。”
咔嚓!
xiaobeichenmengdeyibushangqian，wojinaliangdeshoubei：“ershenrenni?”
zhuanghanzhizhiwuwu，banshangmeishuochuyijuwanzhengdehua。
xiaobeichenmuguangyileng：“aliang，youhuazhishuo。”
aliangmanliantongku，shengyinshaya：“jushuodangnian，weilebiwenneijiandongxidexialuo，yecangqiongdaizoulejincundexierui，yanxingkaowen。woxianzaihaimeidatingdaoxieruidejutiweizhi。duibuqi……”
“yecangqiong!!!huonilea!”
xiaobeichenjiaoxiadedalishidimianhongransuilie。
yigutaotiannuhuo，yagaisifang!
zhouweidewendudoufangfoxiajianglexuduo。
怒!
怒!!
naohaizhizhong，buyoufuxianchuershencixiangheaidemoyang。
xiaoshihou，baozhezijiwanshua，jiesongzijishangxiaxue，jizijizuozuixihuandejianbing……
wangshiyimumufushangxintou。
leishui，buyoushirunleyankuang。
“wangye，woliketongzhijiangxinghuayuqing，rangtadairenweileyefu，shangmenyaoren。”aliangdao。
xiaobeichenlenglengdao：“bubi!yejia，woqinziquliaoli。”
aliangzhoumei：“keyejiashida，zuoyongshushiyizichan，hejiangbeidezhengjingyaoyuandoulaiwangmiqie。genghekuang，yecangqiongyishineijingdachenggaoshou，yejiahaiyouyiweichendashizuozhen，haochengjiangbeiwudi。wangyeninyigeren……”
xiaobeichendaduan：“jiangbeiwudi?!hehe……yiqunlouyibale!”
“niquzhunbeiyixia，mingwan，woquyejia，dengmenbaifang。”
“shi，wangye!”aliangdiantou，suihouyinshenjinrupangbiandelinzili，xiaoshibujian。
bangexiaoshihou，xiaobeichenlikaizuzhai，zouchuyanbohu。
cidifengjingruhua，xiaobeichendeqingxuyegenzhepingjingxialai。
yilianghongsedepaoche，wenwendetingzaixiaobeichenshenbian。
zhijianchuanzhehongsejinshenzhensidiaodaiqundemuziyancongchelizoulexialai。
gaotiaomiaoman，dazhangtuigaogenxie。peishangdabolangdetoufa，jingzhiwuxiadewuguan，jiaoyanhongchun。
qingchenggaogui，lengyanwumei。
xiangchemeiren，yinqiwushulurenweiguan。
zhijianmuziyanzaizhongmukuikuizhixia，manmanzoudaoxiaobeichenshenbian，youxieniuniedesongshangyipenglanseyaoji。
唰!
路人直接炸了。
“wocao，shenmeqingkuang?jueshimeinvdaozhuidiaosi?”
“made，zheidiaosiquanshenxingtoubuguoliangbaikuai，pingshenmerangzheiyangnvshenjidebaifumeidaozhuia?”
“ca，zheihaiyoumeiyoutianlile?”
xiaobeichenpieleyanmuziyan：“nizheiwandeshinayichu?kandaowoheluzigewandehenhai，nichicule?xiangzhaohuinvzhurendecunzaigan?”
唰!
muziyandunshiliandanhongdegenpingguoside，doukuaidichushuilaile：“nixiangshenmeni，zheishiwobarangwosongjinide。”
shengxingyaoqiangdemuziyan，zenmeladexialianmianshuozijisongde?
xiaobeichenhunshenyiduosuo：“haoshuyoubinga。jiwoyinandesongshenmemeiguihua?”
“aiyaobuyao。”muziyanyuefaganga，yibajiangmeiguihuasaidaoxiaobeichenshouli，zhuanshenxiaopaozheshangleche，rengxiaxiaobeichenyigerendaidaidezhanzaiyuandi。
豪叔什么时候弯了?
吓人啊。
meiduoxiang，xiaobeichenzhijiebameiguihuarengjinpangbiandelajitong，haidalehaoyizhenduosuo。
zheikebazuozaichelidemuziyanqidebuxing：“xiaobeichen，niyoumeiyounaozia?zheishiwosongjinide!zheikeshiwodiyicijinanrensongmeiguihua，nijiurenglajitong?!!”
kanzhemuziyanyilianyouyuandenuhuo，xiaobeichenwanyaobahuajianleqilai：“songhuajiusonghua，ganmaneimehuisede……erqie，wobushineimehaozhuiqiudenanren。”
shuozhe，xiaobeichenzuozailefujiashi，daliangzheshoulidemeiguihua。
muziyanzixidedaliangzheyanqiandenanzi，fangfoxiadinglemougejuexinside：“xiaobeichen，wozhidaonideshenshilailile。zhiyaoniheluzigeduanjuewanglai，bingqiebaozhengyihoubujiwodailvmao。womenzhijian，bushibukeyizuozhenzhengdefuqi。”
buzhiweihe，zaitingdaoxiaobeichendebeicanshenshihou，muziyanduitadeyinxiang，meineimechale。
xiaobeichenzhuantoukanzhezheigejuemeidenvzi，xiaoyingyingdewen：“zhenzhengdefuqi，shenmeyisi?”
muziyanlianseyuefadehongle：“dajiadoushichengnianren，zheihaiyaowenma?”
xiaobeichenyouxinzhuonong，wanweiyixiao：“yaobu，zanmenjiuzaizheicheli，xianzuoyihuifuqi?”
huayingangluo，tayijiaodibanyou，chezizhijiecuanlechuqu。
xiaobeichenyishibuwen，naodaizhuangzaichezidinggai。
“nikaichenengbunengwendian?”
“是你先使坏的。”
“shinishuokeyizuozhenzhengfuqide。”
“……”
bangexiaoshihou，muziyandaizhexiaobeichenlaidaofujindezhubaodian，mailefuqijiezhi。youzaiqinglvfandian，qingxiaobeichenchileyidunzhuguangwancan。
xiaobeichenganjuebutaiduijingle：“nizheisonghuasongzuanjie，haizhuguangwancan。buduijinga。zanmenrenshicaiwutian，ganqingmeizheimeshenba?”
“suannihaiyoudiantounao。”
muziyanshunshounachuyizhangfeijipiao，haiyouyibenguowaidefangchanzheng，dijixiaobeichen：“chiwanzheidunfan，wosongniqujichang。nilianyelikai，quguowaizhuyinian。”
xiaobeichenyileng：“nishenmeyisi?”
muziyandao：“jintiannishaleyetianhu，takeshijiangbeiwangyecangqiongdeaitu，nitongletiandadelouzi!”
“danniwofuqiyichang，cishiwoyeyouzeren。niquguowaibibifengtou。yinianhou，wozaixiangbanfajienihuilai。”
xiaobeichenrenshale，zhengzhengdekanzheyanqiandezheigenvren。
muziyanzainachuyizhangyinxingka，dijixiaobeichen：“zheiliyouwubaiwan，gouniyinianhuale。guowaibubizhonghai，nifanshiyaodidiaodian，biezheimemang。”
xiaobeichenyilianbuyiweiran：“jiuyigeyecangqiongeryi，zhiyuma?”
muziyanduixiaobeichenzheizhongqingmandetaiduhenbumanyi，yansudao：“wozhidaonihennengda，danxianzaibushigudai，gengbushiwuxiaxiaoshuo。hunshehui，jiangjiudeshicaifudiwei，quanshijiashi。yecangqiongzuoyongjiachanshushiyi，hejiangbeidezhengjingyaoyuanlaiwangmiqie，quanshitaotian。baonuzhixia，jiangbeiwurennengdang，wo……baobuzhuni，zhidaoba?”
xiaobeichenganjueyoudianhaoxiao：“nidiemeigennijiangwodeshiqingma?”
muziyanliangyanyichen，hengleyisheng：“wodierangwobieguanniheyecangqiongdeshi。”
xiaobeichenliangshouyitan：“neinitingnidiedebujiuwanlema?”
muziyanshenselishanguoyimotongchu：“zicongwoyeyebuzaihou，wodiejiutuifeibuzhen，renpingdaboerboguafenmujiadehexinchanye。wodielaole，likaishangjieyijiu，duishijupanduanbuqingchu。tagenbenbuzhidaojiangbeiwangzheixienianfazhandeyouduomeqiangda。fouze，guangkaoyigeyetianhu，youzenmekenengbazhonghaiqianshoufuchenguohuayadeneimecan?jiushiyinweiyetianhubeihoushijiangbeiwanga!”
萧北辰：“……”
zheinvren，haizhenshishangjienvwanga。
刷卡，结账。
muziyanyibalaqixiaobeichendeshou：“feijijuliqifeihaiyigebanxiaoshi，woxianzaisongniqujichang。”
xiaobeichenmeiyouqishendeyisi。
尬住了。
muziyanyansudao：“xiaobeichen，biejiangle。nigenbenbuzhidaojiangbeiwangyouduomekepa，wotianhonganbaojituandouyaoyangtabixi。zheiyici，nibixutingwode，burannihuiyoushengmingweixianzhidaobu?zou，qujichang。”
xiaobeichenyaranshixiao，zhengyaoxiangzheruhejujue。muziyandeshoujihuranxiangle。
jiewandianhuahou，muziyandajingshise，niezheshoujidexianxianyushoudouzaifadou。
xiaobeichenchajuedaobuduijing，wen：“zenmele?”
suiranxiangchuzhiyouwutianshijian，danxiaobeichenlejiemuziyan。zheinvrenfeichangyaoqiang，jueduideshangjienvqiangren，ruguobushiyudaofeichangjinjideshiqing，juebuhuishitai。
muziyanyaoyadao：“nishayetianhu，jiangbeiwangbaonu!jiangbeiwangdeerzi，yeshaoyundairenweiletianhonganbaogongsidasha。yaowobanijiaochulai，lingwaizaijitayigeshuofa。”
咔嚓!
tayiyaoya，zuochulejueding：“wodequgongsiyitang，nizijidachequjichang，buyaozaihuilaizhidaoma?”
shuozhetatiqilvdesuishenbao，zhuanshenjiuyaozou。
xiaobeichenhenchayi：“wozoule，nizenmeban?”
“zheibeizitanshangnizheimegemangfu，wozhenshimingbuhao。hainengzenmeban?tiantaxialaiwoquding。”
liuxiayijuhua，muziyanrenyijingzouyuanle。
kanzheneigeliqudeliying，xiaobeichenhuranyouxiegandong。
diyicijuede，zheigenvren……haibucuo。
xiaobeichenyipainaomen：“muziyanamuziyan，nishuoniyaoshigefuqiandenvren，yejiubale。kepianpianshigehaonvren……ei，zheishiyaorangwoxiakenga……”
……
muziyanlikaifandianhou，likedalegedianhua，ranhoukaicheyilukuangben，gandaotianhonganbaojituandashadeshihouyijingwanshangshidian。
这里，灯火通明。
damenkoudeshijigebaoan，hengqishubadedaozaidishang，mandixianxue。
sishigegongsigaoguan，baokuomishuzhouyazainei，quanbubeibangzheshengsuo，rengzaidating。
shangbaigeshenchuanheisexizhuangdezhuanghan，bazhenggeanbaodashatuantuanweizhu。
weishoude，zhengshiyishenjiuhongsexizhuangdeqingnian。
yecangqiongdeerzi，yeshaoyun!
刺啦!
yeshaoyunmengransikaizhouyadechenshan，luchubaixidedapianjifu，yilianyinxiao：“zhouya，nishimuziyandehaoguimi，zheishencaizheipifuzhendehaoa。jinwanmuziyanyaoshibulai，benshaozhihaowannongnile。”
“zaifangjianli，nidehuoerhuibucuodeba。hahaha。”
“放开她!”
zheishihou，yigelengliedeshengyinchuanlai。
zhijianmuziyancaizhegaogenxiehuojihuoliaodezoulejinlai。
genzhemuziyanyiqilaide，haiyouyigechuanzhezhongshanzhuangdezhongniannanzi。
tianhonganbaojituangaoxinpinqingdeanbaojiaotouzhiyi，shuyuyachangzidecunzai。
gananbaozheiyixingde，sheimeijigezhenchangzidegaoshou?
zhongniannanzishuangshoufubei：“yeshao，haiqingnikanzaiwozhouyudemianzishang，fangguotianhonganbaojituan。tingfengloudeshi，zuizaixiaobeichen。heqitarenwuguan。”
“zhouyu?huayunfengjiangjundebuxia。dianfengdeshihougandaoleyingzuo。kexi，huayunfengyijingtuile，niyeyinweifanlecuobeikaichu。rujin，niyoushenmezigezaibenshaomianqiantanmianzi?”yeshaoyilianmieshi：“wodieshijiangbeiwang，ruguoshihuayunfengqinzilai，wozidangjitasanfenmianzi。erni，suangeshenmedongxi?”
zhouyuyingzhetoupidao：“zheishitianhonganbaojituan，jintian，youwozai，burongnifangsi。”
shuozhe，zhouyuyibutachu，taishoujikuiyeshaoyunshenbiandesigeshouxia，zhiquyeshaoyundebozi。
yankanyeshaoyunjiuyaobeiqinna。
就这时候——
咔嚓!
yeshaoyunhurantaochuyibazuolunshouqiang，duizhunlezhouyudenaodai：“nizaiwangqianyibushishi?!”
嘶!
zhouyudaoxileyikoulengqi，jiaobujiaranerzhi，taiduyibaibashidudazhuanwan：“yeshao，duibuqi。fangcaishiwochongdongle。jinrizhishi，wobuzaiganshe。”
yeshaoyunyilianaoran：“guixia!”
噗通!
zhouyuerhuabushuo，zhijieguizaidishang。
yeshaoyunhengleyisheng，gandaohenmanyi：“suannishixiang。”
muziyankandemudengkoudai，hunshenfadou。
tabenyiweiyouzhouyuzai，keyihuajiejinrimaodun。
kewanwanmeixiangdao，yeshaoyunjingranyouqiang!
yeshaoyunbawanzheshoulideqiang，yilianwanweidedaliangzhemuziyan：“muziyan，cengjingwoneimeyongxindezhuiqiuni，nijingranbuzhengyankanwo。xianzaini?niyeyesile，nierbohedaboguafenmujiabaiyizichan，nifuqinchengleyigejiazuqizi。nizaiyebushicengjingneigegaogaozaishangdemusanxiaojiele。”
“woyijuhua，kechanpinglenideanbaojituan。”
“jiaochushayetianhudeyuanxiongxiaobeichen，zaisihouwosantian，rangwowanshuangle。ruci，yetianhudeshi，jiucifanpian。”
shuozhe，yeshaoyunhaizhudongzoudaomuziyanshenqian，shenshoujiuyaotiaoqitaxinggandexiabayuchun。
jiuzheishihou，yigelengliedeshengyinxiangqi：“nidongtashishi?!”