第5章
“zouba，xiaoyu，wojintiandainimenkandianxinxiandejiemu。”fangjianzhuanyihuatidao。
talingzhesanrenlaidaofeilongshanzhuangdeyigetiyuguannei。
cishi，tiyuguanzhongmeiyouduoshaoren，buguoxianchanghenrenao，tiyuguanzhongjiandeweizhidaleyigeleitai，shangmianlianggequanjiyundongyuanzhengzaijiliededuida，zhouweiyipianhecaisheng。
“fangjian，nijiudaiwomenlaikanquanji？”jiangyuhenbumandewendao。
xiayuyeshiduiquanjimeiyouxingqu。
“dangranbushilaikanquanjide，shishoushineigenongmingonga！”
fangjianjimeinongyandeduiliangrenshuodao：“wokulianquanjishiwunian，zheixiaozisuiranyoudianliqi，danzenmenengshiwodeduishou，shangleleitaiwozousita！”
“neiniganjinshanga！”jiangyucuicudao。
“woyexianga，danshiwopaneixiaozisongle，buganshangtaihewoda，suoyihaidenimenbangmang。”fangjianxiaoshengshuodao。
sanrenxiaoshengdetaolunzhe，yiweichenyangtingbudao。
zhanzaihoumiandechenyangtingdeyiqingerchu，wuliaodedazhehaqian。
“chenyang，niguolaiyixia。”
sanrenshangliangwanyihou，jiangyuzhaolezhaoshou。
“ganshenme？”chenyangjiazhuangshenmedoumeitingdao，peihetayanxi。
“xiaoyuxiangkanquanjibiaoyan，ninengbunengshangqudayichang，wogennishuoe，xiaoyuzuixihuanqiangzhuangnengdadenanren。”jiangyubutingyonganshideyanshenkanzheta。
chenyangtingwanzhuantoukanxiangxiayu，dao：“nideaihaozheimebiantaini？”
xiayuqiaoliantonghong，danshiweilejihuayebuhaofanbo，zhinengxinlibutingzaima，nicaishibiantaini，niquanjiadoushibiantai！
“keshiwolianyigerendouburenshi，hesheidaa？”chenyangfanchoudewendao。
“我来陪你玩！”
fangjianmoquancazhangdeshuodao：“fangxinbapengyou，woxiashouhenyoufencunde，buhuishangdaoni。”
kantapobujidaideyangzi，chenyangsisuoleyixia。
shigaichengquantani，haishichengquantani？
“shangquwanwanyexing，buguodejiadiancaitou，burantaimeiyisile，duibudui。”chenyangqingxiaodao。
fangjianyijingdengbujile，dangjishuodao：“meiwenti，wochushiwankuaiqiandangcaitou！”
fuerdaidehaohengzhanluchulai。
“bububu，woduiqianmeishenmexingqu。”chenyangyaotou。
“那你想怎么样？”
chenyangbuhuaihaoyidemuguangkanxiangjiangyu，zheibantianjiushizheiyatoupianzizaishihuaishiba？
“zheiweimeinv，womenlianggeshangquduida，yaoshisheishule，nijiuqinsheiyikouzenmeyang？”
“nizuomeng！”jiangyutuokoushuodao。
chenyangzhijieshuangshouchadou，dao：“neiladaoba，zheidiancaitoudoumeiyou，dagepibuda。”
zheixialundaosanrenzhejile，jiangyujideqiaolianzhanghong。
tashizenmeyemeixiangdaohainengbeichenyangfanjiangyijun！
“zheigechouliumang，zhidaozijihuishusuoyixiangzhanxiaoyudebianyi。”xiayuqihuhudimadao。
“haixiangrangbenxiaojieqinta，laihamaxiangchitianerou！”jiangyugenzhemadao。
“woshuoliangweigunainai，nimenkuaidianxiangxiangbanfa，bierangzheixiaozizhaojiekoukailiu。”fangjianjidetiaojiaodao。
tabirenherendouxiangjiaoxunchenyangzheigeqingdi。
“womennengyoushenmebanfa，fanzhengwoshibuhuiqintade。”jiangyuhengleyishengyangqixiaba。
fangjianyanzhuzizhuanlejixia，shuodao：“zheiyangba，woyouyigezhuyi。”
“xiaoyunixiandayingta，dengshangleleitaiwohenhenzoutayidun，ranhouworenshu，daoshihouyebuyongniqinwo，bujiuxingle。”
“zheige......niquedingmeiwentiba！”jiangyuyouyubujuedewendao。
“dangranle，zaiwodedipan，hainengrangtafanchulanghua，yaoshichuwenti，wotemechishi！”fangjianjideshenmehuadouchukou。
youletazaisandebaozheng，jiangyuzuihouyiyaoyadiandiantou。
“hao，nimensheishulewojiuqinsheiyikou！”
chenyangdiandiantou，fangjianjimangguoqubaleitaishangderenqingzou，shengpawanyimiaochenyangyoufanhui。
liangrenhuanshangquanjishoutaolaidaoleitaishang，fangjianyibiantiaoyueyibianhuiquandereshen，zhunbeibaodachenyangyidun。
chenyanglanyangyangdeshangtaihou，kanzhexiamianweiguanderenqun。
“guanzhongpengyoumen，nimenhaoa！”
changneidunshichuanlaiyipianhongxiaosheng。
“gaosunimenyijianshi，wohezheiweifangshaozaileitaishangyijueshengfu，sheiyaoshishule，xiamianzheiweimeinvjiuqinsheiyikou。”
chenyangyijuhuabasuoyourenmuguangxiyindaojiangyushenshang。
zaikandaojiangyupiaoliangdeliandanhexinggandehongchunhou，zaichangnanrendeheermengganjuedoubeidianranle，henbudezijishangquaidunzou。
“zheigehundan！”jiangyutonghongzhelianyaoyaqiechidemaleyiju。
leitaishang，fangjiankanchenyanghaizaiyilianqingsongdeshuabao，lianshangfanqiyinsendelengxiao。
“chenyang，niyinggaimeilianguoquanjiba，worangnisanzhao，ganjinchushouba。”tayangzhexiabayiliangaoaodao。
“dangzhen？neiwokelailee。”chenyangchuizhequantaozoushangqian。
taixiarenzeshiyilunfenfen。
“made，zheixiaoziyouyanfule，rangfangshaozouyidunjiunengrangmeinvqinyikou，gaodewodouxiangshangqule。”
“zuomengni，fangshaogangcaijiaodaile，tadawanhouhuirenshu，caipanyehuipantashu。”
“neiyaoshizheixiaozixianrenshuni？”
“bukeneng，fangshaoyiquanjiunengdadetabizui。”
“meicuo，fangshaodeshilikeshiyoumugongdude......wocao！”
zhongrenzhengtaolunzhefangjiandeshili，jieguohuahaimeishuowan，jiukandaotaishangdechenyangtiaoqilaiyijiao，bupianbuyidechuaizaifangjiandeliangtuizhongjian......
“嘶！”
yizhendaoxiliangqideshengyinxiangqi，suoyourendoushijiajinleshuangtui。
zheixiaozixiashouyetaitemehenle！
leitaishang，fangjianliansefazi，jiazheshuangtuiguizaidishang。
“ni......nitemede，quanjinizenmenengyongjiaoni！”fangjianyaoyaqiechidemadao。
caipanyeshiwuyudekanletayiyan，jilechenyangyizhanghuangpaijinggao。
“yuanlaibunengyongjiaoa，duibuqiduibuqi，woxiaciyidingzhuyi！”chenyanglianliandaoqian。
你特么还想有下次！
huanleshijifenzhong，fangjiancaimianqiangzhanqilai，bisaijixu。
zheici，chenyangrenzhendebiaoshidao：“fangxin，wozhidaoguijule，zheiciyidingbuhuiyongjiao。”
fangjianyanshenyinzhidediandiantou，kehaibudengtafanyingguolai，chenyangjiupazaidishang，taishouyiquanchuizaitadeliangtuizhongjian......
“卧槽！”
fangjianbiedelianseqingzi，yanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile。
“嘶！”
zhongrenyoushiyizhendaoxiliangqi，biaoqingshifendebuziran
“mama，quanjitaiweixianle，wobuxiangxuele。”
“zouzouzou，mamadainixuetaiquandaoqu。”
leitaishang，caipanganjinfuqifangjianxunwen，yaoshitazaizheilichuleshenmeshi，quanguanyedeshouqianlian。
“womeishi，niqujineigewangbadanjiangjiangguize，yihuierwoyaodasita！”fangjianjinyaoyaguanjichulaiyijuhua。
caipanzheicaisonglekouqi，lazhechenyangentoujianglebangexiaoshiquanjideguize。
“haohaohao，zheihuiwodoujizhule。”chenyangxinshidandandebaozhengdao。
xielebangexiaoshi，fangjianmianqianghuanguolai，yanshenzhongshaqitengtengdedingzhechenyang。
xianzaitayebuzhunbeizairangchenyangzuihouyizhaole，zheihundanxiashoutaihen，zairangkenengjiubianchengtaijianle！
tajiazhetui，zishibieniudechaochenyangjingong，henhenyiquandaguoqu。
“扑通！”
chenyangbeiyiquanjidaozaidi，meiledongjing。
“方少牛逼！”
taixiachuanlaiyizhenhecaisheng，zhongrenyeshititanielebahan。
xianzaikandaotayangmeituqi，zheixieshurenyeshigenzhekaixin。
raner，taishangdefangjianqueshiluchukuaikudebiaoqing。
“牛逼你妹哦！”
bierenmeikanmingbai，dantazenmekenengbuqingchu，tayiquanhaimeidazhongchenyangdeshihou，zheijiahuojiutangzaidishangle！
这个狗碰瓷！
zheishi，pazaidishangdechenyangtiaoqilai，gongweidao：“fangshaofangyutianxiadiyi，tiequangongjitianxiadiyi，wobushiduishou，worenshule，baibai！”
shuowanbujizhongrenfanyingdejihui，rengxiaquantaojiutiaodaoleitaixiamian。
“meinv，gainiduixianchengnuole！”
chenyangxingchongchongdepaodaojiangyumianqian。