第99次。
shoujipingmulengbaideguangdazaijiangchenglianshang，yingchutayandixiayipianpibeideqinghei。pingmushang，neigebeitazhidingde、beizhuwei“nvshenlinwei”deliaotiankuangli，zuihouyitiaoxiaoxiyijiushitazhangdasanyedexiaozuowen，zhenzhidejinhubeiwei。ershangfang，linweidehuifujianduandexiangbingzhui，zhizhicilai：
“jiangcheng，nizhendehenhao，danwomenzhendebuheshi。biezaijiwosongzaocanle，wopabierenwuhui。”
henhao。youshiyizhangchetoucheweidehaorenka。lian“bieren”shisheidoulandebianyige。
jiangchengchelechezuijiao，xiangxiao，houlongliquezhifachuyishengchenmendegengyan，xiangbeishenmedongxisisiduzhe。takaozailianjiadiandongchebingliangdezuoyishang，wuhoudetaiyangbaihuanghuangde，shaidetatoukuilimenchuyicengyoureyouzhandehan。lubianyangqidehuichenhunzazheqicheweiqideweidao，yigunaodizuanjinbiqiang。
jiajingpinhan，fumuliyigezichengjia，taxianggeduoyudepiqiubeitilaitiqu，zaozaochulaichuangshehui。songwaimaibannian，fenglilaiyuliqu，zhengdedoushituijiaobenmingqian。linweishitagaozhongtongxue，shitahuipupurenshengliweiyiyidianliangguang，shitayaoyachengxiaqudenianxiang。zhei99cibiaobai，cicihaojintaquanbudeyongqiheweibodejixu——meicijujuehou，tazonghuixiangbanfazaisongxietasuikoutiguodexiaolingshi、xiaowanyi，beiweidiweichizheneiyidiankeliandelianxi。
“didi——ninyouxindedingdan，qingjishichuli！”
xitongtishiyinjianruidixiangqi，daduanletaneidianjihuyaonisirendezilian。jiangchengmengdixileyixiabizi，yonglimoleyibalian，youhanhunza。kanqingdingdanneironghesongdashijiandeshunjian，taxinzangmengdiyichen。
chaoshile！zheigedingdanmashangjiuyaochaoshile！
tamengdiningjindianmen，laojiudiandongchefachubukanzhongfude**，cuanlechuqu。fengshengzaierbianhuxiao，taquexiangtingjianledaojishidemiaozhen，yixiaxia，zhongzhongzazaixinshang。neidizhishigegaodangxiaoqu，yiqiansongguo，limiandekehufeifujigui，zuinansihou。
yilukuangben，chuanglelianggehongdeng，chadianbeiyiliangguaiwandejiaochecengdao，sijitanchutoulaiyijujiazhefangyandezanghuazhuizhetamalebantiaojie。jiangchengtouyemeihui，zhishibadianmenningdegengsi。
zhongyugandaoneidongqipaidedanyuanlouxia，etoudehanyijingliujinleyanjing，cideshengteng。tatizheneifenangguideriliaotaocan，jihushipujinledianti。
“ding”deyisheng，loucengdaole。jiangchengxiaopaodaoneishanhouzhongdefangdaomenqian，diaozhengleyixiahuxi，jinliangrangshengyintingqilaibuneimelangbei：“ninhao，nindewaimaidaole。”
menkailetiaofeng，yizhidaizheshuodalogotuoxiedexianchuailechulai，chadiantidaota。yigechuanzhezhensishuipao、toufatangdeyisibugoudezhongniannvrenzhouzhemei，shangxiadaliangzheta，xiangkanyijianzhixiaodeliezhishangpin。
“zenmezheimeman？nimenzheixiesongwaimaideyoumeiyoushijianguannian？zhibuzhidaowoshijianduobaogui？”nvrenpishouduoguodaizi，pieleyiyan，shengyinshunjianbagaobadu，jianlidecier，“zheidoujidianle？！tangzhidousachulaile！nikan！baozhuanghedoubiele！zheihaizenmechi？a？！”
jiangchengdizhetou，lianshengdaoqian：“duibuqiduibuqi，lushangyoudiandu，wo……”
“duche？neishinidewenti！bushiwodewenti！”nvrendaduanta，tuomoxingzijihupendaotalianshang，“yidianxiaoshidouzuobuhao，huogainiyibeizisongwaimai！qionggui！woyaojinichaping！tousuni！rangnigundan！”
neixieedudecihui，xiangcuiledudezhen，mimimamazhajintazaoyiqianchuangbaikongdezizunxinli。hanshuishunzhebinjiaoliuxia，diluozaizoulangguangjiededizhuanshang，liuxiayigeshensedeyuandian。toukuixiadelianjia**ladishao，xueyehonglonglongdiwangtoudingchong。zuanjindequantouyinweiyonglierweiweifadou，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxinderuanrouli。
ren。bixuren。yigechaping，yitianjiubaiganle。yifentousu，kenengzheigeyuejiangjinjiumeile。
tajihushiyaozheya，congchifenglijichushengyin：“shizaibaoqian，nvshi，zheicishiwodewenti，ninkan……”
“kannineiqiongsuanyangjiudaoweikou！gun！likejiwogun！”nvren“peng”diyishenghenhenshuaishanglemen，neijuxiangzhendetaermowengwengzuoxiang，liantongneiju“qionggui”yiqi，zaikongdangdeloudaolifanfuhuixiang。
judadequruhefennuxiangfeitengdeyanjiang，shunjianchongkualetazuihoudelizhidiba。99cijujuedenankan，shenghuodezhongya，kehudewuliqunao……suoyoujizandeweiquhenuhuozaizheiyikehongranbaozha！
“**你妈！”
jiangchengmengditaijiao，henhenchuaizaineishanhouzhongdefangdaomenshang！fachu“dong”deyishengmenxiang。
jiuzaijiaojianjiechudaomenbandeshunjian——
【jiancedaojizhifennuqingxu，fuhebangdingtiaojian……】
【fennuzhihuanqianxitongbangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong！】
【benxitongzhizaibangzhusuzhujiangwunengdefennuzhuanhuaweibaoguidecaifu。ninshoudaodequru、tiaoxin、manma、kezedengyiqiefumianqingxu，junkeanbilizhuanhuaweifennuzhi，bingshishiduihuanweixianjin，meimiaozidongcunrunindeyinxingzhanghu。】
【dangqianfennuzhi：158（laizi：zhangcuihuanvshideruma+150，suzhuzishenfennu+8）】
【xianjinduihuanzhong…+1.58yuan，+1.58yuan，+1.58yuan……】
yilianchuanhaowuganqingdedianzihechengyin，rutongbingshuibanmengdiguanrutafeitengdenaohai。
jiangchenglengzhule，baochizhetaijiaochuaimendehuajizishi，yidongbudong。
huanjue？beiqichujingshenbingle？
tamengditaochuneibupingmushuailie、bianjiaodiaoqidejiushouji，shouzhizhandouzhediankaiyinxingapp。
yuexianshi：87.36yuan。
数字跳动了一下。
bianchengle88.94yuan。
+1.58元。
+1.58元。
+1.58元……
shuziyiyizhongwendingerguiyidesudu，chixubuduandizengjiazhe！
不是幻觉！是真的！
kuangxi，yizhongjinhudiankuangde、huangdandexiyue，rutonghaixiaobanshunjianyanmeilefangcaineifenxindenuhuo！
qutamadechaping！qutamadetousu！qutamadenvshen！
qian！zheicaishishishizaizaidedongxi！
jiangchengmengdishouhuijiao，duizheneishanjinbidefangdaomen，lianshangniuquchuyigehunhezheleishuihehanshuide、jiqiguaiyidebiaoqing，xiangshiku，youxiangshifengkuangdedaxiao。tazhenglileyixiashenshanghuangsedewaimaimajia，shenzhixiaoxinyiyidifuquleshangmiandehuichen。
ranhou，tashenxiyikouqi，yongjinkenengqingxi、shenzhidaizheyisiguiyiyuyuedeshengyin，duizhemenneihandao：“zunjingdeguke！xiexienindejiaohui！zhuninyongcanyukuai！jidejigewuxinghaopinge！”
shuowan，tazhuanshenzouxiangdianti，jiaobuqingkuaidejihuyaotiaoqilai。shenhoudemennei，sihuchuanlaishenmedongxizazaimenshangdemenxianghegengmohudezhouma。
【fennuzhi+10（laizi：zhangcuihuanvshidechixufennu）】
【+0.1yuan，+0.1yuan……】
jiangchengzoujindianti，kanzheshoujipingmushangyijiuzaitiaodongzengjiadeshuzi，zaiyerenbuzhu，jianbangjuliedidoudongqilai，fachuyayibuzhude、hehedeguguaixiaosheng。
jiexialaiderizi，jiangchengderenshengguijifashenglefantianfudide、jinhumohuandezhuanbian。
tabuzaiduobineixieyikeke、nanchan、aijichapingwenmingde“diyukehu”，fanerzhudongqiangdan，zhuanwangzheixieyinggutoushangken。
“chapingwang”lijiaoshouyinweita“songcanshihuxishengtaida”erpokoudamashifenzhong，jiangchengdiantouhayao，quanchengluyin。
【fennuzhi+299，duihuanjinxingzhong…】
zhimingmeishibozhuyinweita“waimaibaozhuangbugouinstagramfeng”erzhibochaofeng，jiangchengzaijingtouqianjiushidujugong，chengkendaoqianlezhengzhengwufenzhong，zhidaobeifangguantichuzhibojian。
【fennuzhi+588，duihuanjinxingzhong…】
baoyutian，yigemanhengdelaobanyinweita“chidaosanfenzhonghaiwosunshibaiwanshengyi”erjiangnaichapozaitashenshang，jiangchengmomocaganjinglianshangdetangzi，weixiaozheshuo：“ninxiaoxiaoqi，yaobuwozifeizaijininmaiyibei？”
【fennuzhi+1024！baoji！duihuanjinxingzhong…】
yinxingkalideshuziyiqiansuoweiyoudesudufengkuangpengzhang。siweishu、wuweishu、liuweishu……
tahuanlexindiandongche，mailezuihaodefangshuiwaimaixiang，shenzhizulegedaichuanghudexiaodanjian。dantayijiuchuanzheneishenxidefajiudewaimaiyuanzhifu，chuansuozaichengshidedajiexiaoxiang，lianshangguazheyizhongjinhuqianchengde、xunzhao“shouqi”jihuidebiaoqing。
tazaiyemeiyoujilinweifaguoyitiaoxiaoxi，songguoyicizaocan。neigecengjingzhaoliangtashenghuode“nvshen”，zaifengkuangzengzhangdeyuemianqian，sihujianjianbiandemohu、andan，shiquleneizhonglingtaxinjideguangcai。
zhidaozheitianbangwan，yigelaizi“dijingyuan”haozhaiqudedingdantiaolechulai，beizhu：longxiacishen，jinkuaisongda，chaoshibitousu。
jiangchengyanpidoumeizhayixia，miaojie。
mudedi，qiahaoshilinweijiasuozaideneidonglou。shenzhi，jiushineigetacengjingwubishuxi、songguowushucizaocandemenpaihao。
真是……巧啊。
jiangchengxinlimomingdifanqiyisijiqixiweide、liantazijidouweicengchajuedebodong。xiangshipingjinghumiantouruleyikexiaoshizi，lianyiqinghuang，danhenkuaiyoubeigengduoguanyu“fennuzhi”he“tousu”desuanjisuofugai。
qulecan，jingzhideriliaobaozhuanghechendiandiande。takuashangdiandongche，chaozheneigefangxiangshiqu。xiyangjitadetoukuidushangleyicengxujiadejinbian。
zhanzaineishanshuxidemenqian，jiangchengshenxiyikouqi，diaozhengchuneifubiaozhunde、zhunbeiyingjiekuangfengbaoyudeqianbeibiaoqing，taishou，zhunbeiqiaomen。
jiuzaizhijiejijiangchupengdaomenbandechanei，limianchuanlaiyigetashuxirugu、cengzaimenglifanfuchuxiandeshengyin——linweideshengyin。
danneishengyin，shitacongweitingguodetianni、jiaodia，daizheyizhongkeyidaolingrentoupifamadesajiaoyiwei。
“aiya，nijishenmema~neige**songwaimaideyinggaikuaidaoleba……heng，bietitale，genkuaigoupigaoyaoside，shuaidoushuaibudiao，fandoufansile！”
jiangchengdeshouzhijiangzaibankong，xueyesihushunjianlengningle。
lingyigemoshengde、daizhedianliuliliuqiqiangdiaodenanshengxiangqi，bansuizheaimeidexisusheng：“e？jiuneigejinisonglejiushijiucizaocandetiangou？weibaomeilijiushidaa！”
“qie，qiongguiyige，chulehuisichanlandahaihuishenme？lianniyigenshouzhitoudoubibushang……”linweideshengyinchongmanlebiyihebuxie，“taa，meicikanwodeneigeyanshen，zeze，jiuxiangtiaoyaoweiqilian、dengzheshishedegou~exinsile！”
“hahaha！shuodehao！lai，baobei，ranggegeqinyige……”
“ng~buyaoma……wu……”
menneichuanlailingrenzuooudeqinnishengxiang。
轰——！！！
fangfoyikezhadanzaijiangchengdenaohailihongranyinbao！suoyoudexueyefengkuangdidaoyongshangtouding，erbianshijianruiwubidemingxiao，yanqiandeyiqiejingxiangkaishifengkuangniuqu、xuanzhuan！
99cibiaobai！99cijingxinzhunbeidezaocan！99ciranqixiwangyoubeihenhencaimie！neixieshenyelidezhanzhuanfance，neixieshengchijianyongzanxiadeqian，neixiebeitasuikouyiju“xihuan”jiupaobianquanchengquzhaodeshaqi……
yuanlaizaitayanli，zhishiyichangkegongtahepintoudiaoxiaode、guanyu“tiangou”dexiaohua！
tasuoyoudezhenxinhebeiweidexiji，beiruciqingyidi、jiantazaidi，niandefensui！
【jinggao！jiancedaochaoyuejixiandefennuqingxu！fennuzhi：999+！999+！999+！……】
【xitongguozai！wufawanquanduihuan！jinggao！suzhushengmingtizhengyichang！xinlvguogao！xueyaguogao！shenshangxiansujizeng！……】
【qidongjinjibaohucuoshi！qiangzhixiumian！qiangzhi——】
neibinglengde、fengkuangshuapingdedianziyinchengleyakualuotuodezuihouyigendaocao。
jiangchengzhijuedeyiguwufaxingrongde、siliebandejutongmengdizuanjinletadexinzang，yanqianzuihoudeguangliangbeinongchoude、wujindeheiantunshi。
tashenzhimeinengfachuyisishengyin，zhitingtingdixianghoudaoqu。
shijie，zaitashenhouhongrandaota。
……
yishi，xiangshizaishenhailipiaofulewushugeguangnian，huanmandi、zhengzhazheshangfu。
shouxianganzhidaode，shixiaodushuineiteyoude、cibideweidao。ranhoushishentichuanlaidechenzhonghexuruogan，xiangshibeichaisanlezhongxinzuzhuangguo，meiyigengutoudouzaijiaoxiaozhesuantong。
yanpizhongderutongzhuileqiankuai。jiangchengfeilidi、yidiandiandixiankaitamen。
mohudebaisetianhuaban，dandiaodedengguang。
“e……”tahoulonggandefatong，yichuyishengshayade**。
“xingle？！yisheng！yisheng！taxingle！！”
yigedaizhekuqiang、queyouchongmankuangxidenvshengmengdizaitaerbianxiangqi，jianruidecidetaermoshengteng。
这声音……
jiangchengjiannandi、jiqihuanmandizhuandongjiangyingdebojing，shixianzhujianjujiao。
yizhanglihuadaiyu、qiaocuiqueyijiupiaoliangdelianpang，zhanjuletaquanbudeshiye。neishuangtacengchimibuyideyanjing，cikehongzhongdexiangtaozi，zhengyizhabuzhadidingzheta，limianshengmanlejudade、jihuyaoyichulaidedanyouhe……aiyi？
是林薇。
jiangchengdedanaoyipiankongbai，wufachuliyanqianzheichaoxianshideyimu。
ta……zenmehuizaizheili？hai……yongzheizhongyanshenkanzheziji？
xiayimiao，gengrangtacpushaohuideshiqingfashengle。
linweimengdipulexialai，wenrede、daizhexinxiangdeshentijinjinbaozhuleta，yanleishunjiandashiletadebinghaofuqianjin，shengyinzhandoudebuchengyangzi：“acheng！nizhongyuxingle！nihesiwole！wuwuwu……nihunmilezhengzhengyigeyue！woyiwei……woyiweinizaiyexingbuguolaile……”
acheng？hunmi？yigeyue？
meiyigecitadourenshi，danzuhezaiyiqi，quegouchengletawanquanwufalijiedekongbugushi。
tajiangyingditangzhe，shoubeiyinweibeitayazheerchuanlaizhenshidechuganhezhongliang。tashenzhinengganjuedaotashentidewenreheyinweichouqierqingweidezhandou。
这不是梦。
“ni……”tazhanglezhangzui，shengyingansedexiangshazhimoca，“nijiaowo……shenme？”
linweitaiqitou，leiyanmenglongdikanzheta，sihubeitawenmengle。suiji，taxiangshixiangdaoshenme，huangmangsongkaita，shoumangjiaoluandiqumochuangtoujushangdeshouji，shengyindaizhekuhoudebiyin，queruandenengdichushuilai：“nishibushishuaihutule？woshiweiweia！nikan！nikan！”
tajiesuoshouji，jihushichuoyiyangdidiankaixiangce，didaotayanqian。
屏幕的光有些刺眼。
jiangchengmiqiyanjing，kanxiangneizhangzhaopian。
beijingshimougexuannaodejiubakazuo，dengguangaimei。zhaopianli，yigechuanzhejinshenheisetxu、bojingshangguazhetiaokuazhangyinselianzi、toufatiaoranlejilvzhayanlansedenianqingnanren，zhengliezuixiaodezhangyangbuji，yishoujuzhejiubei，lingyizhishou……jinjindilouzhepangbianxiaoyeruhuadelinwei！liangrendeliantiedejijin，zitaiqinniwubi。
而那个男人……
jiangchengdexinzangmengdiyiting，ranhoufengkuangdileigu！
neigenanren，heranjiushitaziyi！huozheshuo，shihetazhangdeyimoyiyangdeyigeren！zhishiqizhijieranbutong，meiyanjianjinshineizhongtacongweiyouguode、shehuiqidepiqihekuangwang！
“hai……haiyouzheige！”linweijiantabushuohua，yiweitabuxin，youjiqiedizhuaqitaneizhimeiyouchashuyeguandeshou，jiangtadexiuzimengdiluleshangqu！
zaitadezuoshoushouwanneice，yigeqingheisede、zhangyawuzhuadexieziwenshen，qingxidicizaineili！
bingleng！guiyi！daizheyizhongmanhengdechongjili！
jiangchengtongkongzhouransuojin！zheiwenshen！tajide！neitianzailinweijiamenkou，neigelouzhetadejingshenxiaohuoshouwanshang，jiuyouyigeyimoyiyangde！
juliedexuanyunganzaicixilai，shijietianxuandizhuan。
linweidaizhekuyindesushuofangfoconghenyuandedifangpiaolai，duanduanxuxudizuanjintawengwengzuoxiangdeerduo：
“douguaini……feiyaogenrenbiaoche……motuochedouzhuangsuile……yishengshuonizaiwansonglaibanxiaoshijiumeijiule……”
“zheiyigeyue……wobaitiantinisongwaimaizhuanqian……wanshangjiuzaizheiershouzheni……yiyaofeidoukuaijiaobuqile……”
“acheng……womenyihoububiaochelehaobuhao？haohaosongwaimai，rizikudianmeiguanxi，womenyiqihaiqian……zhiyaonimeishijiuhao……”
songwaimai？titasongwaimai？yiqihaiqian？
jiangchengjiangyingdizhuandongyanzhu，kanxiangchuangbian。
chuangjiaodeyizishang，suiyidazheyijianhetashenshangtongkuan、danmingxianshinvshixiaoyihaodehuangsewaimaiqishoufu。pangbiandezhuozishang，fangzheyigebanjiudetoukui，toukuipangbian，shiyizhangzhoubabadeyiyaofeicuijiaodan，shangmiandeshuzichumujingxin。
所以……
neigezaimenkoubeitatingjian、helinweidiaoqing、beitabiyituomade“jingshenxiaohuo”……
neigeqizheguihuomotuo、buwuzhengye、daihuaitanvshendehunhun……
那个送外卖的……
竟然……
全都是……
他自己？！
judadehuangmiuganherenzhidechedibengta，rutongheidongbanshunjiantunshiletasuoyoudesiwei。
tasisididingzheshouwanshangneizhizhengningdexiezi，dingzhezhaopianlineigemoshengdeziji，dingzheyanqianzheigeweitakuhongleyan、qiaocuibukande“nvshen”……
原来……
那个舔狗……
竟是我自己？！
jiangchengyanjingyifan，lianyisheng“**”doumeinengmachulai，yishizaicibeipaorulewubianwujideheianzhizhong。