第5章
tingdaosumengyaozheimeshuo，hanlanyuelehuaile：“bieshuoshilianggetiaojian，zhiyaonidayingjiajizheigeshazi，jiushiliangbaigetiaojianwomenyedaying。”
shuowan，hanlanyuejilesudewuyigeyanshen，taganjinsuishengfuhedao，“duiduidui，nishuoshenme，womendoudaying！”
suxingbangmeitouweiweiyizhou，tadandandewendao：“mengyao，zheikeshiguanhuniyishengdexingfua，nibubimianqiangziji，niyaoshibutongyi，womenjizheigeshaziyibiqian，huozhe...”。
shuozhedeshihou，suxingbangzuoleyigemobozideshoushi！
“buyaozheimezuo，yeye，dangchurenjiashifujiuleniyiming，nimendingxiahunyue，bunengyinweitashigeshazi，womenjiusihuihunyueba，zheiyanghuihuilewomensujiashengyu”。
tingdaosumengyaozheimehuida，suxingbangmanyidedianlediantou。
sujiazaidongjiangshengnaizhizhenggedaxiadoushiyiliudejiazu。
ruguo，yinweilinjiangshishazijiuhuilezheifenhunyuedehua，neiduisujiashengyuheshengyidedequequehuiyouyingxiang！
suoyi，sumengyaodexuanzerangsuxingbangfeichanggaoxing，taxiaozheshuo：“hao，neiwojiuxuanyigeliangchenjiriweinimenbanyigeshengdadehunli”。
“buyongle，womenjiuxuangerizilingjiehunzhengjiuxingle”shuozhe，sumengyaokanxianglelaohuangli，“jinriyijiaqu，wokanjiujintianba”。
什么？
今天就领证？
jiuzheimecangcudejuedingle？
林江也有些发懵。
suiranyouhunshu，danshigangrenshijiuzheimezhejilingzheng，shibushiyouxietaikuailea。
lianggerenzenmeyeyaobicideshenrulejieyixiama！
jiansumengyaobuxiangdacaodaban，sudewuzhijiebailebaishoushuodao，“dazhinv，zheibuhaoba，womensujiayeshiyoutouyoulianderenwu，mengyaozuoweiwomensujiaxiayidaidelaoda，tahunlibunengbandezheimejiandanba，zheiyangdehua，bierenhuichixiaowomensujiade”。
“nifangxin，dazhinv，daoshihouwoyidinghuirangwomendongjiangshengyoutouyoulianderenkankannijiadezheigesha…，zheigenanren”
kandaosudewuneichizhiyibideshenqing，linjiangnule！
狗娘养的苏德武！
nidacaodabanhunlizhibuguoshirangdongjiangshengsuoyouderendouzhidao，sumengyaojiajilewozheimeyigejingshenbingba！
nitamadeshiweilesujiayanmianma？
yaobushiyinweisumengyaoshuode，woyaozanshidezhuangyiduanshijiandeshazi，wozhendexianghenhendejiaoxunyixiazheigewangbadan。
sumengyaoyeshiyigecongmingren，tadangranzhidaosudewudexinsi。
suoyitaxiaozhekanxianglesudewushuodao，“ershu，zheishiwodehunli，wojiushixiangbandezheimejiandan，ruguonixiangdacaodaban，neibururangwomeimeisumengaojiajilinjiangba，zenmeyang。fanzhengdoushisujiadesunnv，tajiayeshiyiyangde！”
tingdaosumengyaozheimeshuo，linjiangjuedingxinongyixiasudewuhesumengao。
taheiheiyixiaolaidaolesumengaoshenbianxiaoxixideshuo：“heihei，wo...woyaohenidacaodabanhunli，wo...yaohenijiehun...”。
“gouniangyangdeshazi，gundan，sheitamadeyaohenijiehuna”
sumengaofeichangdeshengqi，tajuqishoujiuchaozhelinjiangdaqu。
keshi，linjiangyiditou，zheiyibazhangzhijiedazailesudewulianshang！
啪！
sudewuwuyuanwugudeyouailezijinveryibazhang！
“heihei，heihei...youda...danidie...”
kandaosudewubeida，linjiangxiaoleqilai，tatoutoudemiaoleyiyansumengyao，faxiantaxiaodesihugengkaixin！
sumengaofeichangdeshengqi，tajixumadao：“gouniangyangdeshazi，nitamadehaiganduo，kanlaoniangbunongsinizheigeshazi。”
shuowan，sumengaonaqijimaodanzijiuyaoqudalinjiang。
zheishi，sumengyaozhijiezhanzailelinjiangmianqian，jiangsumengaoshouzhongdejimaodanzijiduoguolai，shunshoujilesumengaoyibazhang！
啪！
“zheiyibazhangshitinijiefudade，jiusuanlinjiangshishazi，niyedezunchengyishengjiefu”
sumengaobeisumengyaozheiyibazhangdamengle！
“ni...nisaonvren，nijingrangandawo...”
啪！
linjiangjiansumengaozheimeshuosumengyao，yeshunshoujiletayibazhang！
“嘿嘿...”
sumengaowuzhelianjuqishou，keshidangkandaosumengyaoneilinglideyanshenshi，tadeshoutingzailebankongzhong。
“heng，xiangyaodawoma，neinijiajilinjiang，woweigangcaidanideyibazhangdaoqian”
shuozhedeshihou，sumengyaobalinjiangtuidaolesumengaoshenbian。
sudewuganjinhuidao，“zhei…zheizenmexinga，womenmengaozenmekenengjiajizheizhongshazi”。
“jiranshiwojia，neijiuqingnibizuiba”shuowan，sumengyaohenhendedengleyiyansudewu。
neilinglideyanshenrangsudewuzheigedapangziyouxiehaipa，renbuzhuduosuolejixia。
kandaosudewuzheiyang，linjiangzhongyumingbaiweishenmesuxingbangyaoxuanzesumengyaozuoweisushijituandezhangmenrenle。
sudewuzheizhongjiunangfandailiansumengyaodouduifubule，zenmeduifusushijituandeneixielaoyoutiaoni！
“haole，buyaozaichaole，jiranmengyaobuxiangdacaodaban，neijiubudacaodabanle，womenyiqiedoutingmengyaole”suxingbangshuowankanleyiyanhanlanyueshuodao，“nizheicihaoburonghuaiyunle，yidingyaozhuyishenzi。”
shuowan，suxingbangzhuanshenbianhuidaoleshufang。
hanlanyueguyifumozhexiaofushuodao，“woduzizhongdezheigexiaonanhaicaishiweilaisujiazhenzhengdezhangmenren。”
“jiushi，heershazishengchulaidexiaohaiyeshiershazi，nengzhangkongweilaidesushijituanma”sumengaoshuozhefuzhehanlanyuezuozaileshafashang。
“heshazishengchulaideshixiaoershazi...”
“hahaha...xiaoershazi...”
linjiangnushizhehanlanyue，yaobushikanzaitahuaiyundefenshang，tazhendexianghaohaodejiaoxunyixiazheigenvren。
sumengyaobuxianglihuizheixieren，tazhuanshenkanlekanlinjiangshuodao，“zouba，genzhewoquminzhengjuba，wodayingyeyejiajini，wojiuyidinghuijiajinide。”
“heihei...”linjiangzoudeshihouhaibuwangjihuitoukanyiyansumengao。
“pei，choushazi，ganjingundan...”
sudewukandaolinjianghesumengyaolikaile，taxiaozhezuozaishafashangdianranleyizhixueqie，“haha，sumengyaojiajilezheigeshazi，nixianzaiyouhuaileyigenanhai，yihousushijituanjiushiwomendele。”
“dui，daoshihourangmengaojiajijingdoudezhaozhenghao，womenjiukeyilianhejiangsumengyaotichudongshihuile”
“哈哈哈...”
jiuzaizheishi，hanlanyuedeshoujixiangle。
tanaqishoujiyikan，yanshenzhongshanguoyisixiyueyukonghuang：
qinaide，wowugeyueyijingmeiyoupengnile！huaiyunhoudiwugeyueshianquande，niwanshanglaibinguanba！woxiangsinile！
hanlanyuexunsudehuifu：hao！woyebiehuaile！tiantiankanzhesipangzizaiwomianqianhuangyoufansile！wanshanglaodifangjian！womenhaohaoshuangyishuang！