“yujiangjun，nizuijinguodehaihaoma?”
我冷嘲一声，
“tuonidefu，haobule。”
chenshuyelianseweibian，tashenpangdegongnvquerenbuzhule，
“guifeiniangniangjiandaohuanghou，niliyingxingligongyingde。”
huayingangluo，wodeyibazhangyijingsongdaolegongnvdelianshang。
chenshuyejingleyixia，suijiroushengshuodao：
“meixiangdaonihaishirucidecubibukan，yuyueniyicongjiangjunbianweiguifei，yinggaixuexuefeipindeliyile。”
“huanghouniangniang，zailiyishangwokeyongyuanbibuguoni，jiaguofumie，fujunbeifu，niquenengguowangbujiudejiaruchouren，wozenmedouxuebulainidedaqi。”
chenshuyeyishihengbuchushenglai，huxidouyaojiculejifen。
我继续冷嘲道：
“huanghouhaishikuaidianlikaiba，wozheijieruchouderenkebunengbanishengshibailiandeqizhijizhanwulekebuhao。”
chenshuyeshenxilejikouqi，caiweichizhulianshangdepingjing。
taturanchongshangqianlazhuwodeshou，
“jiejie，wozhidaonizaiqiwo，meiguanxide，kewozhixiwangjiejienengzaorixiangtong，buranghuangshangweinan。”
womanshenkangjudeshuaikaitadeshou，
“kebiezaizheiexinwole，kuaidiangunba。”
jiuzaizheishunjian，chenshuyezibianziyandewangxiadaoqu。
wojingededingzhezheiyimu，xiayimiao，yijierguangshuaidaowodelianshang。
liwangbuzhiheshichuxiande，tahuangmangdebaoqichenshuye，roushenghongdao：
“meishide，zhenxianzaijiuchuantaiyi，biepa。”
wangxiangwoshi，tadeyanshenshunjianbiandehene，
“nizheidufu，ruoshishuerfuzhongdehaizichuleshenmewenti，zhenbidinghuirangnihouhuizhongsheng。”
naozishanguoyidaojinglei，shoujiaoshunjianbingleng，wosihuganshoubudaoxinzangdetiaodongle。
huaiyun?tajingranhuaiyunle。
zicongbeicizhongfubu，dashousunshang，wulunwohexiaduoshaowankusekudezhongyao，doupanbulaiyouyun。
yuanlailiwangqidaidehaierzaojiulaile，zhishibuzaiwodefuzhongbale。
bansuierliwangdenuma，chenshuyedetonghu，yanqiandeyiqiedoubiandemohu，zhizhizuihouyisiguangmangxiaoshi。