第一章 中年男的无奈

“老公。”

meiyazuozaishafashang,maikaibaixiguangjiededatuizouxiangchufang。

tadezhangfuzhanzaizaotaiqian,beiduizhetamangliuzhe。

nvrenshenchugebo,conghoumianlouzhuletadeyaodao:“jinwanzanmenchishenme?”

shengyinruanruannuonuo,jinjulidehaqirangrenrenbuzhuqixuefanteng。

“吃鱼。”

jiangzhekezhizhuchongxuedeyitouji,lenglengdedadao,ranhoubashoushihaodeluyuduanjinzhengguo。

quanchengmeiyoukanqiziyiyan,wanquanbatadangchengkongqi。

zhiyaodaolejinwan8dian,shenhoudemeirenjiuhuibianchengyijufulandenvgui,duitataoxintaofei。

beishasidejiangzhehuizaizhouyiqingchenxinglai,chuanyifu,shangban。

ranhoudaogongsi,beidafubianbiandepanglaobankaichu,zaijiazhongduguoshiyedeyizhou。

zhouerfushi,zhidaozhouriwanshangbadianzheng。

beihuashenweiguiyideqizikaitangpodu,jixuwuxianxunhuan。

wuluntashenchuhedi,shenbianyouduoshaopangguanzhe,douzuzhibulezheiyiqie。

xiangdaozhei,jiangzhejuqichudaozaiqiangshangkeleyidaohenji。

meicixunhuanjieshudeshihou,tadouhuixuanzezaiqiangshangliuxiajihao。

“第五次循环。”

jiangzhefangxiadao,kanzheqiangshangdewudaohenjinannandao。

meiyidaohenji,doudaibiaozhetadeyicixunhuan。

“laogong,nishuoshenme?”

“没什么。”

jiangzheyaoleyaotou,duanqiyipanchaoqingcaidao:“zhunbeikaifan。”

meiyajieguotashouzhongdepanzi,youhuodijiangpanzifangzaizhuomiandao:“keshi..renjiajintianbuxiangchiyu。”

taxiaozhegouqizuijiao,qingqingdejiangtoufazhachengmawei。

yaozuoshenme,buyaneryu。

“别。”

jiangzhemeitouyizhou,fanzaodejiangpanzituifan,qingcai,youzihepanzisuipianshuaidedaochudoushi。

guntangdereyoudizaitadegeboshang,rangtaqingxinglebushao。

幸好忍住了..

meiyaheleyitiao,jingyadekanzhetadao:“laogong,zanmenzheizhoumeiyou..”

“suoyiwocaixiang..duibuqi。”

“不关你的事。”

“shiwozuijinxinqingbuhao,baoqian。”

jiangzheyaoleyaotou,qingqinghulekouqizoudaoqiangjiaonaqisaozhou,qingsaozhemandilangjiedao:“nixianquchifanba。”

“知道了。”

meiyashiluodeyaoyaotou,guaiqiaodeduanqilingyidaocai,huanhuanzouxiangketing。

jiangzhekanzhetalikaidebeiyingbujingantan,ruguozheiyiqieshixianshigaiduohao!

yigeyueqian,fengmiquanqiudedaxingxuanyileiyouxi“saiboguilu”wenshi,jiangzheyedibuzhuputiangaididexuanchuan。

dantadiyitianyouxixiaxian,jiubeiyigushenmililiangxijinlezheigeshijie。

haoxiaoxishiwulunzenmesiqu,tadouhuizaizhouyideqingchenfuhuo。

huaixiaoxishiwuluntaruhenuli,douhuizaizhouridewanshang,zhunshibeiqizimeiyashasi。

死不了,也活不好。

kaishitadexinqinghaibucuo,zongshilecibupidezuoxieshuangrenhuodong。

xunciwangfu,jiangzhedejingshenjianjianchuyubengkuibianyuan,duineixieshizaiyetibuqixingqu。

zheiyicixunhuantakeyibikaimeiya,meiwandoushuizaishufang。

jiangzheyibiansaozhedi,yibianxinjingroutiaodekanzheqiangshangdeguazhong。

julibadianzhong,haiyouershimiao。

“5,4,3,2,1..”

“到时间了。”

jiangzhecongbingxiangnachuyipingxiaomaiguozhi,shisiruguideyiyinerjin。

来吧!

kankanzheiciyoushishenmesifa!

taguanggundelinqikongjiuping,caizhetuoxielaidaoketing。

meiyazuozaicanzhuo,guaiqiaodechizheshucai,kandaotadedaolaitaiqinaodai:“laogong,yuzhenghaolema?”

“我想吃鱼了。”

“咦?”

jiangzhenamen,anlishuoshijianguolebadian,meiyayinggaibianchengguiyicaidui。

tazhengzaiyihuo,erbianqueturanchuanlaibinglengdexitongtishi。

【chengjiuyijihuo,xitongchenggongbangding】

【gongxisuzhudachengtongpaichengjiu:zhongnianrendewunai】

【zhongniannandewunai:nenglijiantui,duoyudejingliyonglaizuanyanxingquaihao,wulunsuzhujiesuorenhexinaihao,douhuizaigailingyuyousuotupobingxiaoyoujianshu。】

【youxichuzhangyitongguo,xiacikeziyoudenglushangxiaxianyouxi】

【tishi:youxineihuodedejiangli,kedaihuixianshi】

“擦!”

jiangzhezhazhayan,qiangpozijilengjingxialai。

shenmejiaozhongnianrendenanyanzhiyina?

gemenmingmingcai20budao!

napashiyouxilidenianling,yebuguozhishi30chutouawei!

shouquruguishouquru,jiangzhezongsuangaoqingchulebeikunzaixunhuandeyuanyin。

hezheshitaqianjicixunhuanduierditaiguanzhaole,zhiyaojinyuyigexingqi,jiukeyibajuqingwangxiatuijin。

shundaihainengjiesuoyigerangrenwuyudechengjiu。

“laogong,nizenmele?”

meiyayihuodikanzheta,guanqiedecongzuoweizhanqilaidaotadeshenbiandao:“shibushibushufu?”

“嗯..”

“queshiyoudianbushufu。”

chenggongtongguandejiangzhexinsihuofanqilai,tamolemomeiyabaixidexiaoshoudao:“laopowoleile,zanmenhuifangjianshuihuiba?”

zhengzhengyizhou,wulunmeiyazenmeanshitadouchonglengzhuangsha。

zaibiexiaqujiugaitiduchujiale。

“啊?”

meiyachiyileyixia,kanzhezhuoshangdefancaidao:“laogong,zanmenhaizaichifanni..”

“睡醒了再吃。”

jiangzhepobujidai,lazhetajiuhuilefangjian。

menyiguan,jiudaoleshenye。

leihuailedemeiyaceshenshuizhele,jingzhidijiemaoweiweizhandouzhe。

jiangzhedianranleyigenxiangyan,kanzheshushuideqizi。

meiyaruguobubianchengguiyidehua,baifenbaishigewanmeilaopo。

“该回去了。”

jiangzhechouwanleyan,bayantouzaimiedaochuangtoudeyanhuigang。

tayinianyidong,heiandunshijiangtabaoguo。

zaicizhengkaiyanjing,tahuidaolexianshidewoshi,jiangtadaiqulingwaiyigeshijiedediannaojiuzaigenqian。

“呼。”

shuzhoudepibeixiangtayonglai,jiangzhexiguanxingderoulerounaodai。

xianshishijiedeshijianliususihuhenman,tamingmingyijingzai“saiboguilu”deshijielidailewuzhou,danxianshizhishiguoleshifenzhongeryi。

shuibeilideshui,wenduhaiweileng。

luanqibazaodeshuji,yiransanluozaizhuomian。

jiangzhetanlekouqi,shunshoujiangzhuomiandeshushoushihao,qizhongdaduoshitadaxuezhuanyedexiangguanshuji,haiyoujibenliuxingxiaoshuo。

“这是?”

tanaqiqianliangtiangourude,mouxixi9.9baoyou“xiuzhenjichuzhinan”,shangmianxiezhemaosixiabiandexiuzhengongfa。

luojisuirantongchang,danshigenbenjiumeiyoushijicaozuoxing。

tadangchuwanggouzheishu,jiushixiangkankanshangmianxiedeyouduolipu,zheibenshuguoranmeiyourangtashiwang。

shangmiandeneirongxiangdangnitian,shenzhikeyishuoshiwuruzhishang。

“唉。”

jiangzhezhengzhunbeibatarengjinlajitong,turanjianxiangdaoleshenme。

tashoushangdongzuoyihuan,luchuruoyousuosideshense。

【zhongnianrendewunai:nenglijiantui,duoyudejingliyonglaizuanyanxingquaihao,wulunsuzhujiesuorenhexinaihao,douhuizaigailingyuyousuotupobingxiaoyoujianshu。】

rucishuolai,napataxianzaixuanzezheibenhubianluanzaodexiuzhenshuji,zuoweiaihaozuanyan。

napaluojibutong,zijiyekeyiyousuotupo?

甚至是小有建树?

“滋..”

tazhengxiangderushen,sihaomeiyouliuyidaoshenhoudebaichideng。

tasihushoudaoleganrao,shibushideweiweishanshuozhe,haoxiangsuishidouhuiximie。

fashengzheizhongqingkuangdebuzhitayijia。

jiangchenglongxiuqu,sihuzhengzaifashengshenmebudeledegaibian。