“滴溜溜。”
“砰砰。”
“老郭！”
longxiuquyichuminju，weizheweiqundenvrenbaguochanyireng，rangrangdao：“loushangsheijiaxiaozi，zenmedawanshangdewandanqiu？”
touguoloubantingdefenming，jiushigexiaohaizizailoushangwanboliqiu。
shibushidehaiyouxiaojiaoyatiaoyuedeshengyin。
“胡说八道。”
laoguobabaozhiyireng，meihaoqidao：“loushangneijiarendouchuguoshilainianle。”
“滴溜溜..”
“砰砰砰砰..”
huayingangluoxia，loushangjiuxiangqiyichuanboliqiuhedibanpengzhuangdeshengyin。
qiziqidebaweiqunyizhai，huizhegebodao：“nitingting，xiaoyuhaizaixiezuoyeni。”
“nishanglouqugentamenjiashuoshuo，rangtamenguanguanhaizi。”
“不对。”
laoguofulefuyanjing，namendao：“wozhenjideloushangmeiren..”
“xingxurenjiabafangzizuchuquleni？”
qizihuanshangtuoxie，wanqiweiquncalecashoudao：“niqubuqu，nibuquwojiuqule？”
“去。”
laoguotanlekouqi，tawunaideqishen，tongguobutilaidaoloushangdeneihumenkou。
jiaobufangqing，erduotiezhedamenzixiting。
menlibujinyoudanqiusheng，youxiaojiaoyadepaotiaosheng，shenzhihaiyouxiaohaizigegedexiaosheng。
zhengjuquezao，tazhinengtaiqishouqiaoxiangfangmen。
“咚咚。”
“吱——！！”
gangqiaoleliangxia，fangmenjuranzijidakaile。
laoguojiangtoutanleguoqu，danwulimeiyoukaideng，yipianheianshenmedoukanbujian。
“你好？”
laoguoshitanxingdehanleyisheng，jianmeirenhuiying，tagancuidakaishoudian，mosuozhetuimenzoujinwuli。
fangjianliyipianqihei，qiangbixiangheisedezhaoze。
shoudianyizhaoshangqu，guangxianjiuxiaoshile。
qileguai，gangbuhaitingjianwuliyourenma？
难不成是闹鬼了？
“砰！”
changkaidedamenturanguanbi，laoguohedeyigejiling，lenghanshunjianpashanghoubei。
tajuqishoudian，jiangguangtouxiangdamen，yizhitongtichunheidemao。buzhishenmeshihouliujinlefangjian。
ciketazhengdunzaifangjianmenkou，youxiande**zhuazi。
xiangbidamenshibeitadaishangle。
“嚯，死猫。”
laoguohuleyikouqi，nannandao：“hesiwole。”
taganjuezheijianwuzishifenyoujiufendebuduijing，changnianmeizhurendefangjian，juranlianhuichendoumeiyou。
congzhuanghuangkeyikanchulai，zheilihaishishiduonianqiandemoyang。
zhibuguoyichenburan，xiangshiyuanzhurenhaizaizheilijuzhudeyangzi。
haishidenghuijiahoubaojing，rangjingchalaikankanzaishuo。
tazhengzhunbeilikai，shenhouturanxiangqilehaizitongzhideshengyin。
“shushu，nishizaizhaowoma？”
yigehunshenfabaidexiaonanhaizhanzaiqiangjiao，tazhangzhefenglideya，hunshenchiluocangbai。
youxiedifangyouxieyinyinfaqing，xiangshisilesantiandeshiti。
laoguohuangle，juzheshoudiandeshouzhibuzhudezhandou。
“你，你是谁？”
“叔叔。”
xiaonanhaimeiyouhuidatadewenti，faneryibubudexiangtakaojindao：“nikeyizaizheipeiwowanyihuima？”
“你是鬼！”
laoguohouhuile，jintianjiubugaishanglaikan！
tafeibendaodamenkouyonglideningzhemenbashou，quezenmeyeningbudong。
xiaonanhaizhengningdexiaodao：“shushu，nihaishisizaizheiliba。”
bansuizhexiaonanhaidekaojin，fangjianlixiangqilelaoguojingkongdehujiusheng。
buyihui，bianmeiledongjing。
tongyishijian，longhuaqufashengduoqiguiyiruqin，jingbaodianhuajielianxiangqi。
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诡异调查局，深夜。
zheigemimibumenxianlehenjiu，zhidaolongxiuquzaoshouguiyiruqin，fangcaimangliuqilai。
bangongloudenghuotongming，juzhangchenpengheizhelianzuozaibangongshili。
“砰砰。”
“进。”
chenpengwangxianglairen，zhouqimeitouwendao：“chaqingchulema？”
“是的。”
diaochayuandiguoshouzhongdeziliao，jieshidao：“zonggong6qiguiyishijian，fenbieshiguitong、guinv、guilaidian、guijiaobu。”
“haiyouliangqixianzhuangbuming，zhengzaidiaochazhong。”
“唉。”
chenpengmeitoujinsuo，pibeiderouleroutaiyangxuedao：“dabanyede，zenmechulezheidangshi？”
“sihushiheyikuankongbuyouxiyouguan。”
diaochayuanzuolechongzudezhunbeigongzuo，diguolingyifenziliaodao：“saiboguilu，sangeyueqianfaxingwenshi。”
“zheikuanyouxixianzaiguowaichushou，jinyigeyuecaichuandaoguonei。”
“zuixinchuxiandeguiyishijian，quanbulaiyuanyuzheikuanyouxishangdekongbusheding。”
“哦？”
chenpengjingya，jieguoziliaozixidekanleqilai。
xiangzheizhongguiyiruqinxianshideqingkuang，longxiuqubushikaitianpididiyizao。
yigeyueqian，piaoliangguofashengleleisiqingkuang，dangdiguanlibumenlijijiaotinglezheikuanyouxideyunyinghehouxukaifa，shenzhichudonglehulianwangheike，jiangzheibuyouxichedizaiwangluoshangfengjin。
danqingkuangbingmeiyouyincidedaohaozhuan，“saiboguilu”deziyuanmantianfei，genbenwufakongzhi。
erqietahaihuizidonggengxinshujuku，ruqinxianshidenengliyezaizhujianzengqiang。
kanwanleziliao，chenpengxinqinghenchenzhong。
taduanqichabeihelekoushuidao：“xianzaiqingkuangzenmeyang？”
“很糟糕。”
diaochayuanmolemobizi，zhoumeihuidadao：“fashengguiyishijiandejiedao，qunzhongyijingbeishusanle。”
“danshijianbaofazhongxinquebeiheisedenongwulongzhao，wufaguance。”
“没有信号吗？”
“是的。”
chenpengzhengyichoumozhan，bangongshidezoulangshangxiangqilenanrendejiaobusheng。
menbeituikai，ranzhehuangmaodeqingniantantoujinlai。
“你叫陈鹏？”
“你是？”
chenpengzhanqishenlai，yihuodekanzheta。
huangmaoweixiaozhediandiantou，zoujinmenchongtashenchuleshoudao：“xinghui，woshishangmianpailaiyuanzhudezhuanyuanxuzhida，fuzechulizheicideguiyishijian。”
“congxianzaikaishi，niyaoquanlipeihewodegongzuo。”
“太好了！”
chenpengzhengjiaotoulane，fangfozhuazhujiumingdaocaodao：“reliehuanying，younizaiwojiufangxinduole。”
shuowantajinjindizhuazhulehuangmaodeshou，yonglidewolewo。
“nibuyaogaoxingdetaizao。”
xuzhidaningzhongdeyaoyaotoudao：“guiyishijiansiwanglvgaodabaifenzhi95，lianwoyehennanhuoxialai。”
“tanbaijiang，laizhiqianwoyijingqianhaoleyizhu，ruguowoxisheng，huiyouxinderenlaijietiwodeweizhi。”
“啊？”
chenpengyileng，xiaoshengdigudao：“nimeibawo，shangmianweishenmehuipainixialaichuli？”
“renherenmianduiguiyishijiandoumeibawo，zhishimozheshitouguohe。”
xuzhidayaoyaotoudao：“buliaozheixiele，quxianchangkankan。”
shifajinji，6geshifadidianhaichuyufengsuozhuangtai，zuishaosanqiangeshoukunminzhongzhengchuyuweixianzhong。
chenpengyezhidaoshiqingdeyanzhongxing，dianlediantouhexuzhidayiqiganwangxianchang。
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jiangzhezaijiabiguanlesantian。
elejiuchipaomian，kelejiuhefeizhaishui。
zhongyuzaitadebuxienulizhixia，zhuomochuleyixiexiuzhendemendao。
“起！”
tazuozaizhuoqian，quanshenguanzhudekanzhezijideshizhi。
anzhaoshuzhongsuoshuo，ningjulingqizhihouxiayibujiushiyaoxuehuiwaifanglingqi，ranhouzaizhijianxingchengyidaofengliwubidejianmang。
“唰！”
tadeshizhiweiweifare，danlansedeboguanghuanhuancongzhijianyanzhanerchu，xingchengyidaomeiliyouzhimingdejianmang。
jiangzhexinzhongdaxi，kaixindeshouqilingqi。
anzhaoshushangsuoshuo，tadetineiningjiechulelingqi，shouminghuidagaiyanzhang50nianzuoyou。
ruguoyihouxiuliandaolezhujijingjie，shouminghuizaiciyanzhang50nian！
tangruonengyouxingjinrujindanqi，neijiuyou500niandeyangshou！
buguozheiyiqie，duitadeshenghuobingmeiyoushenmegaibian。
santianmeiquxuexiao，daoyuandoukuaibatadedianhuadabaole，117geweijielaidian。
30geshilaobalaomadade，80geshidaoyuandade，shengxiadehaiyouxietuixiaodianhua。
“咚咚咚。”
“谁啊？”
tazhengzhunbeibadianhuahuiboguoqu，menturanbeirenqiaoxiang。
jiangzheyihuodecaizhetuoxieqishen，laidaomenbiandakailedamen。
shentouchuqukankan，queliangerenmaodoumeikanjian。
“叮咚。”
jiangzhezhengzhunbeibamenguanshang，diantiqueturanfachudongjing。
diantidamenhuanhuandakai，yigekanshangquwuliusui，hunshencanbaifaqingdexiaonanhaizoulechulai。
tayuandudezhushizhejiangzhedeyanjingdao：“gege，nikeyipeiwowanyihuima？”