“那巧了！”
xiazhanganheiheiyixiao：“wobangnimenjiejuezheixieren，nizaiwoyichengzenyang？”
linhuanbumandidengletayiyan：“jiuniruobujinfengde，nengbunengbuyaodaoluan？”
“nimenjiushuodayingbu？”
xiazhanganyebuzaihulinhuandebuxinren，fanerxiaoxixidiwenninganxin：“wokegaosunimene，cuoguolezheicunkejiumeizheidianle，wobubangnimenjiejuenimenjiudanwushilou！”
“……！”
ninganxinhelinhuanduishileyiyan，muguanggengjiajiqiele！
没时间了！
死马当活马医了！
“行。”
ninganxinshenseyansu：“danshiduifangneimeduoren，niyigerenhenweixiande！niyaoxiangqingchu……”
话音未落！
qianfangjiuchuanlaiqibadaocanjiaodeshengyin！
linhuanheninganxinzhenjingdikanleguoqu，zhijiangangcaihaixiongsheneshadezhuanghanqingyisedidaozaidishang！
ermomingqimiaochuxiandezheigenanren，shouzhongzenazheyikuaibuzhinaerlaidedabanzhuan，yibanzhuanbaidaoyiren，zuilihaizhenzhenyouci，“jiashibaidehualihushaodeyoushayong？bujingdadewanyier！”
林欢看得目瞪口呆！
suiranrenherenaiyibanzhuangujidouhaobudaonaerqu，danzheigexiazhangandesudutaikongbuleba！
前后不过才一秒钟！
tamenshenzhidoumeikandaoxiazhanganshenmeshihouchushoude！
ninganxinlengleyixiajiuhuiguoshenlai，lianmanghandao：“linhuan，nihailengzheganma？kuai，shangche！”
“上车！”
linhuanlianmangzuanjinqujiashizuo，zhengyaoanlabashiyixiazhanganshangche，sheizhiyizhuanshenjiujiandaoxiazhanganyijingzuozailehouzuoshang，yiliandedanding！
“……！”
linhuanbuzhigaizenmebiaodaxinqingle，lashoucha，daoguadang，caiyoumen，soudiyixiaxiaoshizaiyuandi！
dengzheixiezhuanghanxingguolaideshihou，chezizaoyixiaoshizaimalushangle。
“多谢你。”
ninganxinyishuangmeimouzhenchengdikanzhexiazhangan，qingchedemeimou，chunjingwushuang。
“womensuanshijiaoyile，wobangnijiejuewenti，nidaiwoyilu！”
xiazhanganheiheiyixiao：“buzhidaomeirennijiaoshenmemingzi？”
“wojiaoninganxin，nishidasuanqutianheshizuoshenmeni？yaoshizhaogongzuodehua，wozhenghaoquegebaobiao……”
ninganxinhuayinweiluo，jiubeixiazhanganbailebaishoudaduanle：“bububu，woqutianheshikebushiweiledagongde！”
“ng？neiniqutianheshizuoshenme？”
“结婚呐！”
夏长安嘿嘿一笑！
taxiangbudaozijidelaopojuranzheimepiaoliang，benlaidasuantuihundeniantoudunshigaiweijiehun！
linhuanxinzhongchixiao，zheixiangxiaxiaozisuiranshenshoubucuo，danweimiantaizhuangle！
niyigenongcunren，gujilianchedoudabuqicailaicengmianfeichede，zenmekenengqudedaochengshilidelaopo？
xiazhanganxiaoxiaole：“woweihunqijiaoninganxin！erqiejiuzaicheshang！”
huayingangluo，cheneishunjiananjinglexialai！
ninganxinmeimoushanguoyixiebuduijing，guguaidiwen：“buzhizenmechenghuni？”
“我叫夏长安！”
“……！”
ninganxinyouxietuntuntutu，yanshenzhonglianquyisijingya：“nishuowoshiniweihunqi？nishibushirencuorenle？”
“bukeneng！nikan，wozheihunshuzaizheierni？”
linhuandexiaolajiaopiqirenbuzhule，“woshuonigoule！nizhidaoningzongdeshenfenma？nipeideshangtama？”
xiazhanganlandequjieshishenme，zhishisonglesongjian：“fanzhenghunshuzaizheili，xiedemingmingbaibai！nimenbuchengrenzheishiyebunengfanhuide！”
yigexiaoshihou，chezizhongyudaodatianheshi。
chezitingzaiyichugongjiaochezhan，linhuanmeihaoqidishuo：“xiacheba，womenganshijianquqianyue，meikongsongnile！”
“bu，woyaohewoweihunqiyiqiqu！”
xiazhangansisidizhuazhuchemenbashou，sihuobuxiache，balinhuanqidea！
“nishibushiyoubinga？bieyiweinijiulewomen，womenjiubuganbaojingshuonisaoraole！”
“nibaojingya！woshouliyouhunshu，wopashei！”
“你！”
duiyuxiazhangandeyingqi，linhuanbuzhishuoshenmehao！
“夏长安。”
ninganxinturankaikou，yansudishuo：“woyeyequeshijiwodingxiayimenqinshi，danwomeifajieshou，suoyihenbaoqian！”
“lingwaiwomenzhendeganshijian，keyimafannixianxiachema？”
“这……”
zixixiangxiang，turanzhaoshangmenrenjianvhaizihaixiuyeshizhengchang，burujitadianshijianjieshou。
“neixingba，guojitianwozailaizhaoni！”
xiazhangantuimenxiache，erninganxinduilinhuandianlediantou。
linhuanlimanachuyiqiankuaiheyizhangmingpian，dijixiazhangan：“zheilishiyiqiankuai，shixiaojiejinidechoulao！”
“lingwaiyizhangshimingpian，niyoushikeyilianxilinhuan。”
ninganxinwenwanyixiao：“nigangdaotianheshi，zhiyaowomennengbangdaonide，womendouhuibangnide。”
xiazhanganditoukanleyiyan，zhijianshangmianheranyinzhe‘anxinhufupingongsi’delogo，linhuandemingzipangxiezhe‘dongshizhangmishu’deziyang。
“heihei，laoponizheimekuaijiuzhidaoxintengnilaogongwola？”
xiazhanganxiangdaozijiliangdaikongkong，yebukeqile，jieguoqianhemingpian，zhuanshenmeirurenqunli。
tianheshisuanshidachengshi，meiqiancunbunanxing。
suiranyijingzhaodaoleweihunqi，dantamaosibingbunengjieshouzheizhuanghunyin。
tagujihaiyaozaizheizuochengshiliuyiduanshijian，liangdaikongkongkemeifashengcun。
该死的老头！
抠门的师娘！
mingzhiwoyaoxiashan，yebuzhidaojiwoliudianqian！
dengtadeshenyingxiaoshizairenqunzhong，linhuancaihuiguotouyouxieqifendiwen：“xiaojie，nigaibuhuizhendegenzheigetubieyouhunyueba？”
ninganxinkanzhechuangwaicheshuimalong，bingweizuoda。
qishi，zheimenqinshishiyeyedingxiade。
dangnianzijiyouxiao，shenhuanzhongbing，shiyeyeqianfangbaijiqingdaolelaoshenyixiashan，zheicaijiulezijiyiming。
erxiazhangan，jiushilaoshenyidetudi。
ninganxinyeshizuijincaizhidaozheimenqinshide，feichangdepaichi，haicongjialibanchulaile。
zheicijianmian，haizhenshicuoshoubuji。
yuanfen，zhendemiaobukeyan！
linhuanquche，qianwangqianyuedidian。
erxiazhanganzeshidaochuxianguang，tadiyiciduzixiashan，duizheigeshijieyoutaiduohaoqixinle。
谁知！
gangguanglemeiduojiu，jiujiedaolelinhuandedianhua。
“喂！”
xiazhanganjietongdianhua，neitoulinhuanjiqiedishuo：“nizainaer？”
“咋了呢？”
“nizaigangcaixiachededifangwangqianzou，yuemoyigonglidedifangyouyijiajiaozuoyemeidektv！”
linhuanchuanzhecuqi，sihuzaibenpao：“woxianzaicongyinxingganguolai，nizaiktvmenkoudengwo！”
shuowan，jiupadiyishengguaduandianhua。