yiwushili,bingchuangshangderenerzhengzaishuye,yangguangtouguochuanghudazaitayingbaidexiaolianshang,pishangleyicengguanghuan。
zhijiantajiemaoqingqingzhandonglejixia,xiangshizhenchidehudie,suihoubianzhengkaileyanjing。
“学长?”
yumiaomiaodeshengyinyouqingyourou,xiangshihumianshangqingqingluoxiadeyumao。
chendouzhengzuozaichuangqian,yanjiuyishengjitakaideyao,wenyan,taitoukanleguoqu。
“yo,quanxinyuanweiyidexiwangxinglea。”
tayuqiqingsong,yindiaosanman,bunantingchulaizhishiyijudiaokan。
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“xuezhangjiubiedaquwole,xinyuanneimeduodalaoni。”
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“neimeduodalaodoumeinipinming,doubazijiaodaodixuetangle。”
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kelaode.xiangnongshidianzijishudedianjirenzhiyi,dajiapingchangkaiwanxiaodouxihuantidaota。
yumiaomiaotaishoufangzaixinkouchuganshouleyixia,dishengninandao:“shima?wodoumeiyouzhuyi,zheijitianxinlvhaoxiangshibiankuaileyixie。”
chendouxiaolexiao,qishizijiqunianyechabuduo。
zhengzhengyigeshujiadoushuizaishiyanshi,dishangpugeliangxijiutangxiale。
buguozheixieyemeiyoubiyaoshuochulai。
tajiangshoulibohaodejuzidijiyumiaomiao,xiaozheshuodao:“xiacibiezaizheimepinle,xiaomingzuizhongyao。”
zheishichendouzaixianshishijiejiabanjiadaocusizhihou,dedaodebaoguijingyan。
danyumiaomiaoxianranbuzhidao。
tachuimou,kanzheyanqianneikebeibodejingyingtitoudejuzi,dishengdao:“keshibupindehua,jiuhuibaxuezhangmenhaoburongyiyinglaideguanjunshudiao。”
shoudouligongdaxuededianzixinxigongchengzhuanye,suanshiquanguopaimingbijiaokaoqiandexuexiaole,danqianmianhaiyouligongkeshuyishuerdeyuanxiao、fangyanshijie,duishougengduo。
qunian,chendoutamentuanduihaoburongyicaishachuzhongwei,liyayizhongqunxiong,penghuileguanjunjiangbei。
yaoshijinniantamenwufaweimiandehua,huibeirenkanxiaohuade。
nvhaidetoufawuheifaliang,yikenaodaiyuanyuande,chuixiaqudemoyang,kanzhexiangshimouzhongmaorongrongdedongwu。
chendoudeshouturanyoudianfayang,xiangmoyixia,danshirenzhule。
buxing,《zhuinvhaide100zhongbanfa》lishuole,monaodaishiyizhonghenaimeidexinhao,takebunengsuibianruaxiaoxuemei。
zaishuole,jiangyinandenaodaidouhaimeimoguoni。
真是愁死人了。
chendouniutouyoumoleyikejuzi,yibianbopiyibianshuodao:“neiyoushenmeguanxi。”
“jinengjingsaibenjiushinizhuiwogan,moliandajiazhuanyeshuipingde。”
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yumiaomiaoduleduzuiba,xiaoshengerrenzhendishuodao:“caibushi,niyinglaideguanjunhenzhongyao。”
dagaishitadeshengyintaixiaole,chendouzhitingdaotazaixiaoshengdunang,danshitingbuqingchu,yushi‘a’leyisheng,zhuiwendao:“nishuoshenme?”
yumiaomiaoyaoyaotou,yibiantaiqineizhizhengzaishuyedeshouqubaijuzi,yibianshuodao:“meishenme,jintianduoxiexuezhangle。”
yizhishoushenguolai,nazouleneikejuzi,suihouzaibaichenglehaojifen,yousonghuidaotashouli。
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liangrenzaiyiwushineixiangshierxiao,yangguangsaluozaitamenshenshang,peishangjunmeiderongyan,jiuxiangshimanhualideyimu。
erzheigechangjing,luorulechuangwaizhanlizhedenvrenyanzhong,fanqibolan。
“yinan,yishengbangongshihaoxiangzaineibian,zanmenguoquba,nizaikanshenme?”
weiweideshengyin,jiangtadezhuyililalehuilai。
“没什么,走吧。”
jiangyinanyaoyaotou,fuqitawanglingwaiyibianzouqu。
shinei,errendoumeiyoufaxianrenheyichang。
chendougenyumiaomiaokankanertan,haixiangjixushuodeshihou,shoujizaiyicixiangleqilai,zheicitazhongyuyoukongnachulaijietingle。
“喂?老师?”
“ng,woyijingbatasongdaoyiwushilaile,meishenmedaai,shujipingyejiuhaole。”
“xuyaowosonggerenchuquma?hao,womashangguolai。”
chendouhenkuaiguaduanledianhua,ranhouqianyidikanzheyumiaomiaoshuodao:“wokongpabunengpeinidawanzhenle,daoshirangwoqusonggeren。”
houzheyaoyaotou,biaoshibingbujieyi。
“meishi,jintiandoumafanxuezhangle,guoliangtianqingnichifan,kuaiquba。”
yumiaomiaoxiaodewenhe,yishuangyanjingliangjingjingde,limianmanshishencai。
chendouzixikanletaliangyan,querenduifangwuaizhihoudiandiantoulikaile。
nvhaiyigerentangzaibingchuangshang,kanzheshoulidejuzi,yanzhongdeguangmingmingmiemie。
zuizhong,tanaqiyibansongjinlezuili,qingshengninandao:“haotian...”
“呸呸!真酸!”
tongyishike,ganggangmaichuyiwushidechendou,shoulidejuzizhichileyikoujiurengjinlelajitongli。
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“bisaiwanlema?baoqian,gangganghuixuexiaochulishiqingle,wanshangyaobuyaoyiqichifan?”
tayibianzou,yibianshuaqileluntan。
zheigeluntanshishoudoudaxuechengzuidingjiandeshisuoyuanxiao,gongtongdajiande,mudeshicujinxueshengzhijiandejiaoliu。
zhijianshangmianyijingshuaxinlejintianyishujiedechengji。
jiangyinandezhaopian,beifangzailezuixingmudeweizhi。
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tiezixiamianyijingbeipinglunlejibaitiao。
“aaaa!jiangyinanzhenshiyishuxueyuanzhiguanga!taipiaoliangle!”
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youxishedingzhongdenvzhu,jiushiyoumeiyoupiaoliang,yaoyanderangrennuobukaiyan。
jiuzaitakanshoujikandejinjinyouweideshihou,jiangyinandeshengyinzaierbianxiangleqilai。
“zouluyekanshouji,bupashuaijiaoma?”
chendoumengrantaitou,zheicaifaxianzhaopianzhongderenzhengzhanzaizijibuyuanchu,ertafuzhede,zhengshiweiwei。
“ai?tazheishizenmele?”
“ganggangtiaowuniuleyixia,wosongtaquyiwushikanleyixia。”
chendouleran:youshiyigedaomeidan。
zheiciyishujiejubandedidian,jiushizaitamenligongxuexiao,laizheibiankendingbihuitamenzijixuexiaokuai。
“kexiwoxianzaihuixueyuanyoushi,bunengpeiniyiqisongtale。”
weiweiwunaidisongsongjian,xiaozheshuodao:“zhendemeishenmeshi,tajiushizijiheziji。”
jiangyinanyaoyaotoubiaoshimeiguanxi。
“duile,wobiwancaifaxian,shoujiwuchubolejicidianhuajini。”
chendouwuzhexinkou,dongzuokuazhangdishuodao:“wohaiyiweiteyidaguolaideni,shangxinle。”
“wanshangyoukongma?qingzhuninaleyidengjiang,yiqiquchifanba。”
tademuguangtingzailejiangyinanshenshang,zhibaiyouqingxi。
jiangyinanwendaoletashenshangpiaolaileyigusiyouruowudexiangshuiwei,shimougenvshixiangshuipinpaide**huo。
tachuixiayanmou,yongzhangzhangdejiemaogaizhuleyandibodong,ranhouxiaozhejujueleta。
“bule,chenxuezhangshigedamangren,nayoukonggenwochifanni。”
chendou:buduijing,zheiyinyangdeyuqibuxiangpingshideta!