“救命!”
haibieshuoneitiantebiedaomei,daguoqudedianhuaduixiangshiqinzhang。
qinzhangheleyidatiao:“nizaina?”
“wozaixiaoqulouxia!”wodangshitaihaipale,yemeitingchuduifangdeshengyin,suikoudadao。
jieguoduifanghuanleyuqi:“linruoruo,nishibushiyoubing?womenyijingfenshoule,woneitianshuodehaibugouqingchuma?”
“nicaiyoubingni!niquanjiadouyoubing!niyaohenideqingmeizhumazaiyiqi,nibuzaoshuonidanwulewozheimejiu!wohaitianzhendeyiweinimenlianggezhishihaopengyou!yiduizhananjiannv!gunchuwodeshijieba!zhunimenshenghaizimeipyan!”woyiqi,nuhouzhemalechulai。
jiushizheishi,qianfangbuyuanchuchuanlaileyizhenxiaosheng。
woganghuanguolaidejinger,shunjianyoubengle。
“sheia?nikebieguolai,woyaobaojingle!”
“林若若!”
lingwaiyidaocixingdesangyinxiangqi,daizheshizudeanquangan。
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wotaitouwangguoqu,qiheideyeli,youyidaotingbadeshenyingzoulechulai。
jingenzhe,manshinuqidesuchengyanzoulechulai:“nidanzihaizhenshida,doubuhewodazhaohu,jiuzijipaodaozheihuangwurenyandedifang!”
wokandechulaitajile,lianmangrensong:“woxinqingbuhao,chulaisansanxin……”
suchengyanxiongbabadenuhou:“nizhibuzhidaowozheiyanghenhaipa!nixiacizaiganzheiyang,wojiubanibangzaijiali!”
wojingle:“niyoubushiwodenanpengyou。”
suchengyanshunkoutucao:“wobinineiqiannanyouyaohaoduole,woshinishiyou,henkaopudehaoma?”
“你能温柔点吗?”
“wochulaibaohuni,nihaihewojiangshangtiaojianle?”
buzhidaoweishenme,suchengyanzheiyiwanfeichangshengqi,wojuedetayoudianguoyuguanxinwole,huidaofangjianliyebuganluanshuohua。
womenlianggerendeguanxisihujinrudaolejiangju。
meitiantaitoubujianditoujian,yemeizenmedazhaohu。
erwozaigongsiliyeganghaomangzheyixiangfuzhuangshejibisaidezuopin,jingchangzaigongsilijiaban。
zhishimeixiangdao,wozheigejiabanyinglaileqinzhangyijitadeqingmeizhuma。
“womenyaoshejiyikuanduyiwuerdexizhuanghehunsha。”
jianmiandedidian,shizaigongsilouxiadeshitidianpu。
pianpianneitianfuzejiedaideshejishi,jiushiwo。
qinzhangkanjianwodeshihou,dangshijiuzhengzhule:“nizenmezaizhei?”
woxinliyitong:“womenzaiyiqiwunian,nilianwodanweishejidepinpaifuzhuangdoumeijizhuma?”
“baoqian。”qinzhanggangadeqianzhuletaqingmeizhumadeshou,dasuanhuanlingwaiyijiadianpu。
ranerzheiqingmeizhumayebushigeshancha,zhigaoqiyangdeshenshouzhizhewo:“jiuyounilaisheji。”
wolengxiao:“wobujie。”
“nixinbuxinwotousuni?”qingmeizhumanuchi。
“nitousubei,shejizongjianjiushiwo。”wowusuoweidetankaishou。
duifangqimengquanle:“wojiushiyaonizuo。”
woshuangshouchazaizhiyexizhuangkoudaili,lengaodezoushangqian:“ruguoninaoziyouwentidehua,jiuqukankannaoke,rangzijidelaogongqianrenjinizuohunsha,nijiubupawomeihuayitiaoxiandouzailimianxiashangyidaozuzhou?zainideyifulichamanzhentou?haishiguyijiangxiantoufengsong,dengdaonidengtaideshihou,yifudiaoluochuchou?”
青马竹马脸色大变。
wojujujinbi:“wogaosunimen,woyouqianwanzhonghuidiaonimenhunlidefangshi,zuihaobiejiwochushoudejihui。”
yade,zhei**wangbadanhewozaiyiqiwunian,gangfenshoubuguoyigexingqi,zhijieshenglveleheqingmeizhumadelianaishijian,benzhejiehunqu。
这是奇耻大辱!
dangranworucixiaozhangdetaidu,haizhenbedeqingmeizhuma,quhegongsidelaobantousuwole。
gengqiguaideshi,tamenhaibalaobanjizhaolaile。
xinshangrendelaoban,tingshuoshizonggongsilaozongdexiaoerzi,gangjieshoumeiduojiu。
wozilizaizheibaizheni,laobanlailewoyebupa,zhishimeixiangdaowomenmeidengdaolaoban,fanerdengdaolesuchengyan。
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suchengyanchuanzheyishenyinhuisexizhuang,shenzibitingdezoulejinlai,shenhouhaigenzheliangmingbaobiao。
haimeidengdaowokaikoudazhaohuni,suchengyanturanpaoguolaihewocajianerguo,chongdaoleqinzhangdemianqian,taishoujiushihenhendeyiquan。
qinzhangdeqingmeizhumajianjiaoleyisheng,hanzhebaobiaoqulajia。
ranerbaobiaomenzhanzaiyuandibudong,jiuxiangshimeitingjianyiyang。
woneixinjiujielexia,chongdaoleqinzhangdeshenbian。
suchengyanchayidekanlewoyiyan。
erwoqueshixiaozhezhuazhuleqinzhangdewaitao,jinlidekongzhizhetadedongzuo。
suchengyanzourengengfangbianle,pengpengpenglianzhedalehaojiquan,zuihoufeichangshuaiqidekaixiachunjiao:“zaojiuxiangjiaoxunjiaoxunnizheigezhanan,meixiangdaonizijishangmenle。”
qinzhangyonglideshuaikaiwo,biyididaliangzhesuchengyan:“nisheia?”
“woshiruoruodenanpengyou。”suchengyantingzhixiongfu,yonglandezhenglizhezhezhoudexizhuangwaitao,zaicihuodonglexiashouwan。
qinzhangjianshidaosuchengyandelihai,weiweiwanghoulakaileyibu:“he,jiutazheigeyangzihaiyounanpengyou?”
ranerhuayinhaimeiluoxia,suchengyanhengancuidiyitaishou,jiuyouliangmingbaobiaochongdaoqinzhangdemianqian,youshihaoyidunduda。
shiqingzuizhongdejieguoshinaodaolejingchaju。
surunanganguolaideshihou,zuizhongyongqiangaodingleshuangfanghejie。
woxintengdizhuazhulesuchengyandeshou,kanzheneidadetonghongdezhijian,renbuzhuhongleyankuang:“nizenmeneimeshani?haihetayingpengying,tanianjibinidahenduo。”
suchengyanshouhuishou,buxiedelengxiao:“zheiniandaijiangjiudeshishili,bushinianling。nikanninianjibiwodabuhaishixuyaowolaibaohuma?”
tashuodemeicuo,ruguojintianbushita,ruguoshilaobanlailedehua,neidiulianderenjiushiwole。
congjingjuchulai,surunanyezhuazhulesuchengyandeshou,woyiweidangjiedeshixintengle,gangkaikouzhunbeidaoqian,quetingjianzheiweiqinjieyouyoudegankai——
“laodi,nizhenman!jiejieweinigandaojiaoao!dadehao,gandepiaoliang!”
“wodetian,nihaibuzhidaogaizenmekuanididileshiba?”
哪有揠苗助长的?
我服了。
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wohesuchengyanduanzandelengzhanjiucijieshu。
woyiweiyiqiehuiguizhenggui——
youyitianshenyehuilaideshihou,faxiansuchengyanhezuilejiu,shenbianganghaoyouyigehenkeaidenvhaizizhengfuzheta。
“xuezhang,nixiaoxinyixie。”
suchengyanhuanghuangyouyoudewangqianzouzhe,yibuxiaoxinwangqianpuleguoqu。
neishaonvpinjinquanshenliqifuzhusuchengyan。
suchengyanganghaopuzaileshaonvdeshenshang,jiangshaonvzhuangdaoleshenhoudezhuzishang。
shaonvaiyoleyisheng,liansetonghongdeyaoming。
wojingjingdekanzhe,xinlimianmomingdeyouxiexianmu。
zheishaonvnianqingmanliandejiaoyuandanbai,erqiekanzhejiushiqingchunmengdongdemoyang。
jiashangsuchengyandeqingsejunxiu,haizhenshibanpeideyidui。
woxiangqilesuchengyanqianyiduanzhaowowendewenti,nvhaizixihuanshenme?
erzheigeshihou,suchengyandeshouzhongganghaolinzheyigekouhonglihe。
shaonvdanxinkouhonglihehuishuailuo,bianshenshoujieleguolai。
woxinlihuranyouxiejidu,dizhetoufeikuaidechaozheloulizouleguoqu。
“ruoruojie,nibuyaowolema?”
suchengyanhuhuandeshengyinxiangqi。
tingtingzheiyuqi,yetaikelianleba。
worenzhuxinlidenanshou,huishenfaxianshaonvbuzhishenmeshihoulikaile,ersuchengyanshoushanghailinzheneigekouhonglihe。
weilebimianganga,woyibianfuzhusuchengyan,yibiandiaokanta:“zenme,henidexiaonvpengyouchaojiale?laizhaojiejieqiuanwei?”
suchengyanchixiaoleyisheng,jiangquanshendezhongliangyikaozaiwoshenshang,diediezhuangzhuangdejinledianti:“zenme,jiejiechicule?”
“neishibukenengdeshi,wobuxihuanxiaonaigou。”woshunkoujiushuolechulai。
erzheishihoudiantidamenguanshang。
sheizhisuchengyanyishengbuhangdejiangwobidongzaidiantideyice,neiweiqubabadeshenqing,turanzhuanbianchengxionghendeyanshen,jinjindedingzhewo。
“neishiwohezui,zaihuilaidexiaoqumenkoupengqiaoyujiandexuemei,tafeiyaosongwohuilai。”
suoyi,ganggangneishaonvbushitadenvpengyou?