第4章

996xitongshayanle:【bushi......niba......houmaile?】

yexiyaodanrandao:【youshenmewenti?tabushizijinenghuilaima?】

tangtangshangguxiongshou,buhuiburenshiluba?

996xitong:【......】meiwenti,nikaixinjiuhao。

nihaijideniderenwuma?

你不怕被抹杀吗?

mama,woxianghuansuzhu!!

dangxitongzheimeduonian,yiciyudaozheimebiaode!

yexiyaotanlekouqi:【nibieshuo,woxianzaiyoudianhouhuile。】

996xitongchengxinjianyi:【nixianzaizhuishangqubahoushuhuilaihailaideji。】

houhousuiranhaishiyouzai,danshangguxiongshouzizunxinjiqiang,jiupabeimaihou,qidebuhuilaile。

xianghouhouzheiyangdeyouzai,buzhidaoduoshaoyuanyingdanengqiuzhexiangyao。

宿主居然把犼卖了。

996xitongganjuezijidesanguanshoudaolehendadechongji。

yexiyao:【nixiangshenmeni,wohouhuibaojiabaodile。】

zijidanzihaishibugoudaa,zaozhidaowuanzheimehaoqi,jiugaiduobaodianlingshile。

zhishaobaogewuqianxiapinlingshi!

kantaneigeshahuhudeyangzi,denghouhouhuilai,shuobudingxiacihainengzaimaiyici。

996xitong:【......】

冲击+2

haiqinglebaozidianqiankuanzhihou,yexiyaoshenshanghaishengbabaixiapinlingshi。

babaixiapinlingshi,kanqilaiduo,suanqilaihaibugouyitiandehuoshifei,dezhaogezhuanqiandeyingsheng。

yexiyaozaicihuidaojishi。

jishiyougeguazhe“xueersi”paibiandeyuanzi,tagangjinqu,jiuyourenweileshanglai。

“zheiweidaoyou,shilaixueliandandeba,jintiandazhe,buyao1888,yebuyao888,gengbuyao88,8kuaizhongpinlingshi,baojiaobaohui!”

“liandanmeishenmeqiantu,haishixuefuluba,xuefuluzhiyaojiukuaizhongpinlingshi。jiukuailingqibusuanduo,qubuletianmenhejiulongpo。jiukuailingshibusuangui,buyonghuijiakaigehui。suiranbushichuanjiabao,mijingxiulianshaobule!”

“neihaiburuxuelianqi,womenxinzhongfanglianqitang,keshichuguoqiwangde!”

xueersi,zhengshixuejijiadechanye。

yexiyaopabeirenchulai,nachuyikuaipazimenglelian。

“有没有试听?”

lankexiushiyouxiemeng,“shenmeshishiting?”

“jiushimianfeitingyijiebanjieke,zhuyaokankanwoshiheshenme?”yexiyaopaipaichuwudai:“buchalingshi。”

lankexiushikantayiliancaidaqicu,yiweitazenmezheyehuimaigeshijiebajieke,xinrantongyi。

shitingzhihou,yexiyaofaxian,huafurumenzuirongyi,liandanyaomailiandanlulingzhi,lianqixuyaogezhongangguidecailiao,qianqikaixiaoda。

dan,fuluyezhishirumenrongyieryi,gaojiedefulushifenfuza,gaojiefulushiyefeichangxishao,jiukuaizhongpinlingshiyejiushixuegepimao,haiburuhuiquzixue。

yexiyaobasuoyoukechengquanbucenglegebian,yifenqianmeihua,baozhemianfeidelaidezhujianlikaile。

lankexiushidoujingdaile,zheigenvxiucenglezheimeduojieke,mianfeizhujianpengleyidadui,yijiekebumai?!

bushishuolebuchalingshidema?

yexiyao:“buchalingshi,dankoumen。”

xuejideyangmao,buhaobaibuhao。

lankexiushi:......

koubukoumenmeikanchulai,lianpihouqueshizhende。

~

cishicike,beidangchengfeitianzhangmaotudehouhouyoushengqiyouweiqu。

zheigekeedejiejie,juranbatajimaile!!!

“zheizhituzihaizhenkeai!”wuanlinzhetuerduo,piekaihouhoushuangtui:“gongdemude?”

犼犼:??

大胆!

太侮辱凶兽了!

“aowu——”houhouqideyikouyaoleguoqu。

毁灭吧——

wuanbeiyaoleyikou,shoushangdepifuxiangshibeiduyefushile,poleyidakuaipi。

“haitinglihai,zaiamijiejiemianqiankebuxurucidiaopi。”wuanjianghouhouguanzaixuantielongzili,mangshierqule。

houhoushandu,koushuijuyoufushixing,bajijikoujiubaxuantielongziyaokaile。

“zheizhongpolongziyexiangguanzhubendaren!heng!”

~

yexiyaoshangwanshitingkehuidaobaozidian,faxianhouhouzhengchouzheliandengzheni,kantaneiweiqubalayanleiwangwangdeyangzi,yebuzhidaoshenglehaodayichangpangqi。

kanjianyexiyao,houhoushenxiyikouqi,saibangzigugu。

本大人怒怒啦!

哄不好的!

996xitong:【yaoyao,houdarenshengqile。】

yuanbenzhishigesanxingbanderenwu,yingshengshengbeisuzhutigaochenglewukexing。

xitongdouzaizhunbeimoshale。

yexiyaoqingxiaodao:【kanben**zenmeyongsanjuhuarangtaduiwosixintadi!】

996xitong:【......】

我信你个der。

yexiyaolikeyingshangqu,yonghongyoueryuanxiaopengyoudeyuqi:“aiyo,zheishisheijiadebaobaozaizheilidengjiejiea?”

houhouchouzhelianlenghengyisheng。

cidengxiuru,juebuyuanliang!

“yuanlaishiwomenjianengbangjiejiezhuanqiandehouhoua,denglezheimejiu,leibuleia?”

“bierenjiadezaizaihaizaidaoluandeshihou,womenjiahouhoudounengbangjiejiezhuanqianle,haolihaia!”

“hainengzijihuilaia,lihaichengduyijingchaoguobaifenzhijiushijiudeshenshoule,neixieshenmepixiu、qinglong、baihushenmede,paimadouzhuibushangzanhouhou!”

houhouyanzhuziyizhuan,lengleleng,yangqinaodai:“qinglong、baihuneixiebendanzenmenenghebendarenxiangtibinglun!”

“ngng,zanhouhouzuilihai!”yexiyao:“youlingshile,jiejieqingnichihaochide。”

houhouyiranchouzhelian:“neishibendarendemaishenqian!”

yexiyao:“bushimaishenqian,shiyongzhihuihetounaozhuanlaidediyitongjin!!”

“kan,jiejiejinimaileshenme?!”yexiyaocongchuwudailinachuyigenhongbaoshixianglian。

——hongbaoshizheizhongdongxi,duifanrenlaishuozhiqian,duixiushilaishuoyiwenbuzhi。

danhouhouzheizhongmeijianguoshimiandexiongshouyouzai,wanquanwufadidangzheizhongbulingbulingdezhuangshiwu。

yexiyaobabaoshixianglianwanghouhoubozishangyidai,“aiyo,haoshuaiqi,haoweifeng,haoyaobudaotai!”

houhouyanzhuziguluyizhuan,shenshoumolemohongbaoshi,gaoguidetoulumanmanyangleqilai。

yexiyaojianduifangsongdong,zaijiezailidao:“shibushiwuanqifunile,dengjiejieqiangdaledabiantajinibaochouhaobuhao?”

houhou:“ququlianqixiaozi?!bendarenyikoujiubataaosile!”

“zanhouhouhaolihaia!”yexiyao:“zanhouhoubujinlihai,haihuijiangdaoli,ganggangjiejiezaijishikandaoyigexionghaizi,youkuyounao,dajiadoushuo,xiaohaizijiushizheiyang,yidianyebujiangli!”

“woshuoneishinimenmeiyoujianguowomenjiahouhou,womenjiahouhoukejianglile,congbuluanfapiqi。”

“tahainengbangjiejiezhuanqianni!”

yexiyaojuqichuwudai:“kan,zheiliquanshihouhouyongjimouzhuanlaide!”

“womenjiahouhoujianzhijiushizhihuiyuliliangbingcundeshangguxiongshou!”

houhoudeliancongchoudaopingjing,zhujianqiaozui。

zuihoujingrankaishiyaoweiba。

xitong996:【......】

凶兽犼摇尾巴!!!

996xitongzhenshidakaiyanjie。

zheigesuzhukongburusi,shangnenghongzhanan,xianenghongxiongshouzaizai。

qishixitongbuzhidao,tahaihuihonggui。

houhouyikanjiushimeiheguojitang,meijinguozhichang,meibeihuaguodabing,meilinglveguojianghuxianedeyouzai。

shangguxiongshouyouzenmeyang,zaiwannongshouxindezhanvjiejiejingxinbianzhidehuashumianqian,chengbuguowumiao!

yexiyaonachuzijiyidiefuzhi:“kanba,jiejiezhaodaozhuanqiandeyingshengle,yihouzhuanlelingshijinimaigengduohaochide!”

“womenjiahouhouhaodongshia,daihuierjiejiehuafudeshihou,jianglinizaiyipangbangmanghaobuhaoa?”

houhouchoupididianlediantou。

yexiyaoxinxiayixi,taihaole,keyiconghouhoushenshanghaocailiaohuafule!

xitong:【......】

xuejidechuwudaili,chulelingshi,yikuailingpai,haiyouyibenfushu。yexiyaonachulaisuibianfanlexia,zaijieheganggangcengkexuedaodechangshi,zhunbeihuiquhuadianfululaimai,haodaishigeyingsheng,xiangzheiyangzuochishankongkebuxing。

xitong996:【yaoyao,nihuihuafu?】

叶夕瑶:【不会。】

xitong996:【......nijiubupazouhuorumo?】

yexiyao:【rumo?rumohaoa,moxiubuyenengfeisheng。】

tingshuoxianzaidexiaoshuo,zhujiaodongbudongjiuheihua、rumo,shimaodele!

xitong996:【......】

huafudebiyoujiangjiu,bingbushiputongdelanghao,ershiyizhongjiaozuo“shenlai”deniaoshenshangdeniaomaozuochengdebi,moyebushiputongmoshui,ershiyizhongjiaozuo“wugenzhishou”deyanleihunhedemoshui。

gaojiefulushiyongdecailiaogengjiaxiyouanggui,bushiyexiyaozheizhongqiongbimaideqide。

guaibudeshimianshangdefulumaineimegui。

tazhuomozhe,shangguxiongshoushenshangdemaoshenmede,bishenmeshenlai、wugenzhishougaojibaibei,youmianfeideweishenmeyaohuaqianqumai?shuobudinghuachulaidefuhaigenglihai!

houhouyangqinaodai,genzaiyexiyaoshenhou,pidianerpidianerde:“jiejiehuafu,bendarenbangshou!”

996xitongyanzhengzhengkanzhe“qiongxiongjie”deshangguxiongshou,yibuyibulunweiyexiyaoshouzhongwanwu,qiewufaziba。

yirenyizaizaibaozidianbaocanyidun,zaicixiaofeileliugeyizhihou,huidaojiezilingyu。

houhouziyuantigongtuerduojianjianshangderongmaozuomaobi,youjichuyanleimomo。

yexiyaoxianyongshuzhizaidishanglianxilexiaobangeshichen,ranhouningshenpingqi,zaifuzhishanghuaxialeyiduohuoyan。

bizouyoulong、yunbirushen,zuihouyibiluoxia,huoyanfucheng。

挺容易的啊?

yexiyaohaimeilaidejigaoxing,huoyanfuzidongdianran,“peng”diyisheng,baozhale。

yirenyizaibeizhachenglexiaoenyang。

笔也被炸坏了。

yexiyaobeizhachuneishang,tangzaidishanghunmilexiaobangeshichen。

huafuguoranbushineimerongyide。

dan,yexiyaoshenfudanvzhuguanghuan,qingyisibule,taxiuxileyihuier,paqilaizaihouhoushenshanghaomaojixuyouhua。

houhouwaizhenaodaiwendao:“yaoyao,huoyanfubushishibailema?weishenmehaihuaa?”

zheigeshihoubushiyinggaitingxialaisikaoyixiashibaideyuanyinma?

“kebiebabendarenhaotulupile!”

yexiyao:“sheishuojiejiehuadeshihuoyanfua,jiejiehuadezheishibaoliefu!”

huoyanfushiyipinfuzhuan,baoliefushilianqihouqixiushicainenghuachulaideerpinfuzhuan,maidehaiguiyixieni。

siluyidakai,bujinmeiyoushibai,chenggonghaifanbeile。

996xitong:【nitaniangnandaoshigetiancai?!】

dianpuli,yizhanghuoyanfunengmaiyibaikuaixiapinlingshi,yizhangbaoliefukeshinengmailiangbaikuaixiapinlingshi。

shouyiyixiazifanleyifan,yexiyaohuafujijixingdazhang。

zhibuguohuadeshihoujuedenaodaizhenciyibantengtong,citongshangqienengren,zhishicitongguohou,tajuedee。

jieganbishenshicitonghainanshou。

yexiyaobamailaidefuzhiquanhuale。

huawanzhihou,tajuedeqiewubi,yanqianyihei,zaicieyunleguoqu。

xinglaideshihou,tafaxianzijiyouzuodaolebaozidianli。

xiaoerjiandaozheiyirenyizai,shuliandibutingshangbaozi。

yexiyaoqiangchengzheshenti,youyadichidiaoyilongbaozi,caiyouliqiwen:“fuzhimailemei?”

houhou:“quandoumaile,yigongmaileerbaixiapinlingshi。”

yexiyao:“bushi,wohualeshilaizhangbaoliefu,zenmecaimaizheidianlingshi,nishibushichihuikoule?”

houhou:“bendarenlianhuikoushishenmedoubudong!”

xitong996:【maijishangpuzhinengmaiershixiapinlingshiyizhang。】

yexiyao:【shangputaiheileba!】

xiuzhenjieyeyouzibenjiaa!

“duibuqi,jiejieyuanwangnile!jiejiejinidaoqian!”

fulumaileerbailingshi,baozichilesanbai,haidaoqianyibaixiapinlingshi。

吃完继续回去画。

画完再来吃。

baozidianlaobanmianduizheiyangdehaoke,jitamenkailegevipbaojian。

yexiyaofangfoxianrulebaozixunhuan。

buzhidaode,haiyiweibaozidianlaobanjitaxiajiangtoule。

yexiyao:“buxing,zaizheiyangxiaqu,womenkedemaishenjibaozidianle。”

shangbaozidedianxiaoerniletamenyiyan,xinxiang,zheimenengchi,jiusuanbaiganzanbaozidianyebuganshouliunimen。

houhou:“a?neizenmebana?”

yexiyao:“womenzhaogebaochibaozhudezongmengouzheba。”

996xitong:buzhidaonagezongmenhuichengweisuzhudexiayigeshouhaizhe?

【叮——】

【任务二完成!】

——

houhou:shourenyongbuweinu,chufeibaochibaozhu!

yexiyaoshouhaizhelianmengtouhaowanjia:xueji

二号玩家:午安

三号玩家:犼犼

问:目前谁最惨?