996xitongshayanle:【bushi......niba......houmaile?】
yexiyaodanrandao:【youshenmewenti?tabushizijinenghuilaima?】
tangtangshangguxiongshou,buhuiburenshiluba?
996xitong:【......】meiwenti,nikaixinjiuhao。
nihaijideniderenwuma?
你不怕被抹杀吗?
mama,woxianghuansuzhu!!
dangxitongzheimeduonian,yiciyudaozheimebiaode!
yexiyaotanlekouqi:【nibieshuo,woxianzaiyoudianhouhuile。】
996xitongchengxinjianyi:【nixianzaizhuishangqubahoushuhuilaihailaideji。】
houhousuiranhaishiyouzai,danshangguxiongshouzizunxinjiqiang,jiupabeimaihou,qidebuhuilaile。
xianghouhouzheiyangdeyouzai,buzhidaoduoshaoyuanyingdanengqiuzhexiangyao。
宿主居然把犼卖了。
996xitongganjuezijidesanguanshoudaolehendadechongji。
yexiyao:【nixiangshenmeni,wohouhuibaojiabaodile。】
zijidanzihaishibugoudaa,zaozhidaowuanzheimehaoqi,jiugaiduobaodianlingshile。
zhishaobaogewuqianxiapinlingshi!
kantaneigeshahuhudeyangzi,denghouhouhuilai,shuobudingxiacihainengzaimaiyici。
996xitong:【......】
冲击+2
haiqinglebaozidianqiankuanzhihou,yexiyaoshenshanghaishengbabaixiapinlingshi。
babaixiapinlingshi,kanqilaiduo,suanqilaihaibugouyitiandehuoshifei,dezhaogezhuanqiandeyingsheng。
yexiyaozaicihuidaojishi。
jishiyougeguazhe“xueersi”paibiandeyuanzi,tagangjinqu,jiuyourenweileshanglai。
“zheiweidaoyou,shilaixueliandandeba,jintiandazhe,buyao1888,yebuyao888,gengbuyao88,8kuaizhongpinlingshi,baojiaobaohui!”
“liandanmeishenmeqiantu,haishixuefuluba,xuefuluzhiyaojiukuaizhongpinlingshi。jiukuailingqibusuanduo,qubuletianmenhejiulongpo。jiukuailingshibusuangui,buyonghuijiakaigehui。suiranbushichuanjiabao,mijingxiulianshaobule!”
“neihaiburuxuelianqi,womenxinzhongfanglianqitang,keshichuguoqiwangde!”
xueersi,zhengshixuejijiadechanye。
yexiyaopabeirenchulai,nachuyikuaipazimenglelian。
“有没有试听?”
lankexiushiyouxiemeng,“shenmeshishiting?”
“jiushimianfeitingyijiebanjieke,zhuyaokankanwoshiheshenme?”yexiyaopaipaichuwudai:“buchalingshi。”
lankexiushikantayiliancaidaqicu,yiweitazenmezheyehuimaigeshijiebajieke,xinrantongyi。
shitingzhihou,yexiyaofaxian,huafurumenzuirongyi,liandanyaomailiandanlulingzhi,lianqixuyaogezhongangguidecailiao,qianqikaixiaoda。
dan,fuluyezhishirumenrongyieryi,gaojiedefulushifenfuza,gaojiefulushiyefeichangxishao,jiukuaizhongpinlingshiyejiushixuegepimao,haiburuhuiquzixue。
yexiyaobasuoyoukechengquanbucenglegebian,yifenqianmeihua,baozhemianfeidelaidezhujianlikaile。
lankexiushidoujingdaile,zheigenvxiucenglezheimeduojieke,mianfeizhujianpengleyidadui,yijiekebumai?!
bushishuolebuchalingshidema?
yexiyao:“buchalingshi,dankoumen。”
xuejideyangmao,buhaobaibuhao。
lankexiushi:......
koubukoumenmeikanchulai,lianpihouqueshizhende。
~
cishicike,beidangchengfeitianzhangmaotudehouhouyoushengqiyouweiqu。
zheigekeedejiejie,juranbatajimaile!!!
“zheizhituzihaizhenkeai!”wuanlinzhetuerduo,piekaihouhoushuangtui:“gongdemude?”
犼犼:??
大胆!
太侮辱凶兽了!
“aowu——”houhouqideyikouyaoleguoqu。
毁灭吧——
wuanbeiyaoleyikou,shoushangdepifuxiangshibeiduyefushile,poleyidakuaipi。
“haitinglihai,zaiamijiejiemianqiankebuxurucidiaopi。”wuanjianghouhouguanzaixuantielongzili,mangshierqule。
houhoushandu,koushuijuyoufushixing,bajijikoujiubaxuantielongziyaokaile。
“zheizhongpolongziyexiangguanzhubendaren!heng!”
~
yexiyaoshangwanshitingkehuidaobaozidian,faxianhouhouzhengchouzheliandengzheni,kantaneiweiqubalayanleiwangwangdeyangzi,yebuzhidaoshenglehaodayichangpangqi。
kanjianyexiyao,houhoushenxiyikouqi,saibangzigugu。
本大人怒怒啦!
哄不好的!
996xitong:【yaoyao,houdarenshengqile。】
yuanbenzhishigesanxingbanderenwu,yingshengshengbeisuzhutigaochenglewukexing。
xitongdouzaizhunbeimoshale。
yexiyaoqingxiaodao:【kanben**zenmeyongsanjuhuarangtaduiwosixintadi!】
996xitong:【......】
我信你个der。
yexiyaolikeyingshangqu,yonghongyoueryuanxiaopengyoudeyuqi:“aiyo,zheishisheijiadebaobaozaizheilidengjiejiea?”
houhouchouzhelianlenghengyisheng。
cidengxiuru,juebuyuanliang!
“yuanlaishiwomenjianengbangjiejiezhuanqiandehouhoua,denglezheimejiu,leibuleia?”
“bierenjiadezaizaihaizaidaoluandeshihou,womenjiahouhoudounengbangjiejiezhuanqianle,haolihaia!”
“hainengzijihuilaia,lihaichengduyijingchaoguobaifenzhijiushijiudeshenshoule,neixieshenmepixiu、qinglong、baihushenmede,paimadouzhuibushangzanhouhou!”
houhouyanzhuziyizhuan,lengleleng,yangqinaodai:“qinglong、baihuneixiebendanzenmenenghebendarenxiangtibinglun!”
“ngng,zanhouhouzuilihai!”yexiyao:“youlingshile,jiejieqingnichihaochide。”
houhouyiranchouzhelian:“neishibendarendemaishenqian!”
yexiyao:“bushimaishenqian,shiyongzhihuihetounaozhuanlaidediyitongjin!!”
“kan,jiejiejinimaileshenme?!”yexiyaocongchuwudailinachuyigenhongbaoshixianglian。
——hongbaoshizheizhongdongxi,duifanrenlaishuozhiqian,duixiushilaishuoyiwenbuzhi。
danhouhouzheizhongmeijianguoshimiandexiongshouyouzai,wanquanwufadidangzheizhongbulingbulingdezhuangshiwu。
yexiyaobabaoshixianglianwanghouhoubozishangyidai,“aiyo,haoshuaiqi,haoweifeng,haoyaobudaotai!”
houhouyanzhuziguluyizhuan,shenshoumolemohongbaoshi,gaoguidetoulumanmanyangleqilai。
yexiyaojianduifangsongdong,zaijiezailidao:“shibushiwuanqifunile,dengjiejieqiangdaledabiantajinibaochouhaobuhao?”
houhou:“ququlianqixiaozi?!bendarenyikoujiubataaosile!”
“zanhouhouhaolihaia!”yexiyao:“zanhouhoubujinlihai,haihuijiangdaoli,ganggangjiejiezaijishikandaoyigexionghaizi,youkuyounao,dajiadoushuo,xiaohaizijiushizheiyang,yidianyebujiangli!”
“woshuoneishinimenmeiyoujianguowomenjiahouhou,womenjiahouhoukejianglile,congbuluanfapiqi。”
“tahainengbangjiejiezhuanqianni!”
yexiyaojuqichuwudai:“kan,zheiliquanshihouhouyongjimouzhuanlaide!”
“womenjiahouhoujianzhijiushizhihuiyuliliangbingcundeshangguxiongshou!”
houhoudeliancongchoudaopingjing,zhujianqiaozui。
zuihoujingrankaishiyaoweiba。
xitong996:【......】
凶兽犼摇尾巴!!!
996xitongzhenshidakaiyanjie。
zheigesuzhukongburusi,shangnenghongzhanan,xianenghongxiongshouzaizai。
qishixitongbuzhidao,tahaihuihonggui。
houhouyikanjiushimeiheguojitang,meijinguozhichang,meibeihuaguodabing,meilinglveguojianghuxianedeyouzai。
shangguxiongshouyouzenmeyang,zaiwannongshouxindezhanvjiejiejingxinbianzhidehuashumianqian,chengbuguowumiao!
yexiyaonachuzijiyidiefuzhi:“kanba,jiejiezhaodaozhuanqiandeyingshengle,yihouzhuanlelingshijinimaigengduohaochide!”
“womenjiahouhouhaodongshia,daihuierjiejiehuafudeshihou,jianglinizaiyipangbangmanghaobuhaoa?”
houhouchoupididianlediantou。
yexiyaoxinxiayixi,taihaole,keyiconghouhoushenshanghaocailiaohuafule!
xitong:【......】
xuejidechuwudaili,chulelingshi,yikuailingpai,haiyouyibenfushu。yexiyaonachulaisuibianfanlexia,zaijieheganggangcengkexuedaodechangshi,zhunbeihuiquhuadianfululaimai,haodaishigeyingsheng,xiangzheiyangzuochishankongkebuxing。
xitong996:【yaoyao,nihuihuafu?】
叶夕瑶:【不会。】
xitong996:【......nijiubupazouhuorumo?】
yexiyao:【rumo?rumohaoa,moxiubuyenengfeisheng。】
tingshuoxianzaidexiaoshuo,zhujiaodongbudongjiuheihua、rumo,shimaodele!
xitong996:【......】
huafudebiyoujiangjiu,bingbushiputongdelanghao,ershiyizhongjiaozuo“shenlai”deniaoshenshangdeniaomaozuochengdebi,moyebushiputongmoshui,ershiyizhongjiaozuo“wugenzhishou”deyanleihunhedemoshui。
gaojiefulushiyongdecailiaogengjiaxiyouanggui,bushiyexiyaozheizhongqiongbimaideqide。
guaibudeshimianshangdefulumaineimegui。
tazhuomozhe,shangguxiongshoushenshangdemaoshenmede,bishenmeshenlai、wugenzhishougaojibaibei,youmianfeideweishenmeyaohuaqianqumai?shuobudinghuachulaidefuhaigenglihai!
houhouyangqinaodai,genzaiyexiyaoshenhou,pidianerpidianerde:“jiejiehuafu,bendarenbangshou!”
996xitongyanzhengzhengkanzhe“qiongxiongjie”deshangguxiongshou,yibuyibulunweiyexiyaoshouzhongwanwu,qiewufaziba。
yirenyizaizaibaozidianbaocanyidun,zaicixiaofeileliugeyizhihou,huidaojiezilingyu。
houhouziyuantigongtuerduojianjianshangderongmaozuomaobi,youjichuyanleimomo。
yexiyaoxianyongshuzhizaidishanglianxilexiaobangeshichen,ranhouningshenpingqi,zaifuzhishanghuaxialeyiduohuoyan。
bizouyoulong、yunbirushen,zuihouyibiluoxia,huoyanfucheng。
挺容易的啊?
yexiyaohaimeilaidejigaoxing,huoyanfuzidongdianran,“peng”diyisheng,baozhale。
yirenyizaibeizhachenglexiaoenyang。
笔也被炸坏了。
yexiyaobeizhachuneishang,tangzaidishanghunmilexiaobangeshichen。
huafuguoranbushineimerongyide。
dan,yexiyaoshenfudanvzhuguanghuan,qingyisibule,taxiuxileyihuier,paqilaizaihouhoushenshanghaomaojixuyouhua。
houhouwaizhenaodaiwendao:“yaoyao,huoyanfubushishibailema?weishenmehaihuaa?”
zheigeshihoubushiyinggaitingxialaisikaoyixiashibaideyuanyinma?
“kebiebabendarenhaotulupile!”
yexiyao:“sheishuojiejiehuadeshihuoyanfua,jiejiehuadezheishibaoliefu!”
huoyanfushiyipinfuzhuan,baoliefushilianqihouqixiushicainenghuachulaideerpinfuzhuan,maidehaiguiyixieni。
siluyidakai,bujinmeiyoushibai,chenggonghaifanbeile。
996xitong:【nitaniangnandaoshigetiancai?!】
dianpuli,yizhanghuoyanfunengmaiyibaikuaixiapinlingshi,yizhangbaoliefukeshinengmailiangbaikuaixiapinlingshi。
shouyiyixiazifanleyifan,yexiyaohuafujijixingdazhang。
zhibuguohuadeshihoujuedenaodaizhenciyibantengtong,citongshangqienengren,zhishicitongguohou,tajuedee。
jieganbishenshicitonghainanshou。
yexiyaobamailaidefuzhiquanhuale。
huawanzhihou,tajuedeqiewubi,yanqianyihei,zaicieyunleguoqu。
xinglaideshihou,tafaxianzijiyouzuodaolebaozidianli。
xiaoerjiandaozheiyirenyizai,shuliandibutingshangbaozi。
yexiyaoqiangchengzheshenti,youyadichidiaoyilongbaozi,caiyouliqiwen:“fuzhimailemei?”
houhou:“quandoumaile,yigongmaileerbaixiapinlingshi。”
yexiyao:“bushi,wohualeshilaizhangbaoliefu,zenmecaimaizheidianlingshi,nishibushichihuikoule?”
houhou:“bendarenlianhuikoushishenmedoubudong!”
xitong996:【maijishangpuzhinengmaiershixiapinlingshiyizhang。】
yexiyao:【shangputaiheileba!】
xiuzhenjieyeyouzibenjiaa!
“duibuqi,jiejieyuanwangnile!jiejiejinidaoqian!”
fulumaileerbailingshi,baozichilesanbai,haidaoqianyibaixiapinlingshi。
吃完继续回去画。
画完再来吃。
baozidianlaobanmianduizheiyangdehaoke,jitamenkailegevipbaojian。
yexiyaofangfoxianrulebaozixunhuan。
buzhidaode,haiyiweibaozidianlaobanjitaxiajiangtoule。
yexiyao:“buxing,zaizheiyangxiaqu,womenkedemaishenjibaozidianle。”
shangbaozidedianxiaoerniletamenyiyan,xinxiang,zheimenengchi,jiusuanbaiganzanbaozidianyebuganshouliunimen。
houhou:“a?neizenmebana?”
yexiyao:“womenzhaogebaochibaozhudezongmengouzheba。”
996xitong:buzhidaonagezongmenhuichengweisuzhudexiayigeshouhaizhe?
【叮——】
【任务二完成!】
——
houhou:shourenyongbuweinu,chufeibaochibaozhu!
yexiyaoshouhaizhelianmengtouhaowanjia:xueji
二号玩家:午安
三号玩家:犼犼
问:目前谁最惨?