第三章活动开始
滇州，城内。
“什么？”
jiedaojuminnazheyizhangchuandan：“juxianmianguan，jintianwanshangyaokaizhangle？haizengjialeliangdaocai，keyimianfeichi，zheishizhendejiade？”
“我看像是假的。”
yirendao：“wojintianqukan，juxianmianguandouguanmenle，youzenmekenengturankaiye，zaishuo，qingzheimeduorenmianfeichifan，neibushixiangpeisizijima？”
“jiushi，guji‘juxianmianguan’shizaipianren，tajingyingdezailihai，yejingbuzhuzheimeduorenmianfeichiya，chufeiliujiaxiangpochan。”
“嗨！…”
pangbianyiren：“guanneimeduoganshenme，wanshangqukankan，bujiuxingle，zaishuo，nimenbukankanneibianshisheifachuandanni，neibushiliudaxiaojieshenbiandeshinvxiaohuanma？”
“liujiaderen，qinzifachuandan，meizhunjiushizhendeni。”
“dui，shibushizhende，zanmenwanshangguoqukankan，bujiuxingle？”
jiedaoyiqunren，nazhechuandan，xiaolieliedelikai。
dengzhongrenlikaihou，yitiaoxiaoluzhishang，turanchuxianqibadaojuemeishenying，weishouliangren，yirenshenchuandahongzhangqun，yirenshenchuandanlanzhangqun，gedaiyidingbaishaweimao。
kejibiandaizhebaishaweimao，touguoqingsha，haishinengkandaolimian，jueshirongyan。
chunhongchibai，jifuruxue，liangrenzhanzailushang，jiuwanruyidaojuemeifengjing。
“九皇妹。”
danlanzhangqunnvren：“quedingzheilijiushitaizidididaidedifang？”
“七皇姐！”
dahongzhangqunnvhaiqiaopijidong：“meicuode，jiushizheili，wotingfuhuangshuole，jiushidianzhoucheng，zhenmeixiangdao，zheixiaojiahuo，shizongliangnian，juranduozailezheili。”
qigongzhuxiaobingshuangdiantou：“queshimeixiangdao，taizi，juranzaizheili，womenzhenggedaxiahuangshi，zhaoletazheimejiu，zhongyuyesuanhuangtianbufuyouxinren，rangwomenzhongyuzhaodaoleta。”
“嘻嘻！…”
dahongzhangqunnvhaixixiao：“qihuangjie，neiwomenhaidengshenme，zanmenganjinqutaizididinongdemianguankankanba，zanmenlianggekeshizuixiandaodee。”
“bixiakeshuole，womensheixianzhaodaotaizididi，jiulisheiweitaizifei，womenruoxianbataizididinaxia，dahuangjieheerhuangjietamen，yidingxianmuzanmen。”
“好。”
“走吧。”
lianggejuemeinvren，daizheqibageren，jianjianerqu。
噔噔蹬——
噔噔蹬——
dan，liangdaoshenyinggangzou，yizhenhuangluanjiaobushengchuanlai，zhijianyiduishenchuankaijiadeshibing，xunsuqiaoqiaopaolai，tamenkanzheliangdaobeiying，jidujinzhang。
“陆知府。”
weishouyirenzhandou：“qigongzhuhejiugongzhu，tamenzenmeturanlaiwomendianzhouchengle？”
“我哪知道！”
luzhifuyaoyamohan：“hezhishiqigongzhuhejiugongzhu，wotingshuomengjiangjunyetoutoulaile，zhishiwohaibuzhidao，mengjiangjunxianzaizaina。”
“啊？？”
weishouhuwei：“mengjiangjunyelaile？tian…mengjiangjunbushitaiziyedelaoshima，taiziyeshizongzheimejiu，talaizheilizuoshenme？”
“我哪知道！”
luzhifukuangyantuoye：“xingle！bieshuofeihuale，nimenjiwoanzhonggenzheqigongzhuhejiugongzhu，juebuyunxurangtamenshoudaoyidianshanghai！ruoshoudaoshanghai，nimenquandoutitoulaijian！”
“是，知府大人！”
“是，知府大人！”
yihushibing，ganjinxiangluankangzhifugongshenxingli，meigerendoushenqingzhengzhong，tamenzhidao，dianzhoucheng，yidingshichudashile。
聚鲜面馆！
xiyangxixia，wanxiamantian，shijianfeishizhixia，henkuailaidaobangwan，juxianmianguanmenkouyebianderenaoqilai，zheilirenjiren，zaoyibianderenmanweihuan！
“咕嘟咕嘟。”
liulinglingjinzhang：“fujun，zhei…zheiyangzhendexingma，zheishibushirentaiduole？”
xianzailiulinglinghedehundoukuaimeile，zheixierenmimimama，duodebidianzhouchengzuihaodejiulouhaiyaoduo，kongpataneisanqianliangbaiyinmaideshicai，doubugoutamensaiyafeng。
“放心。”
xiaoyandanran：“woshuonengrangnizhenghuilai，jiuyidingnengrangnizhenghuilai。”
chuanyuezhiqian，xiaoyankeshiyimingshangren，suiranxueguoyi，dantadeshangyetounao，jueduishiquanqiuquzhiyishu，xianzairuozheidianxiaokunnan，dounengnanzhuta，neitayejiubujiaoxiaoyanle。
面馆一个角落。
“疯了！疯了！”
liulingtianjideduojiao：“zheixiaozi，jianzhishifengle，wohaiyiweitayoushenmebanfa，yuanlaishijixukaiye，haigaozheimeda，zheibushixiangyaowomenliujia，jiaporenwangma？”
“咕嘟咕嘟。”
pangbianxiarenjingkong：“dashaoye，neiwomenxianzaizenmeban，zheiruoshikaizhang，bieshuopeiwuqianliangbaiyin，gujijiushiyiliangwan，douyaopeijinqu。”
liulingtianzhongzhongyihuang，chadianqideyunguoqu，dantaxianzaiyouyoushenmebanfa，tazhinengkanzhemianguankaizhang，yinweixiaoxiyijingfangchu，ruobukaizhang，juxianmianguan，gengwanle。
“还能怎么办？”
liulingtianyaoya：“rangtajixunong，wodaoyaokankan，tadaodinengbuneng‘qisihuisheng’，ruoshibuneng，haikenglewomenliujia，woyidingyaojiangta‘suishiwanduan’！”
面馆门前！
“柳老板！”
menkouyourendahou：“daodishenmeshihouyingyea，womenkedoushiguolaichifande，nimenzijishuomianfei，kebunengshiyanya！”
“对！”
qitarengaohou：“womenkedoushibenzhenimenzheibainianlaodian，caiguolaichifande，nimenkebiehuyouwomen，ruoshihuyouwomen，woyidingbanizheidianjizale！”
“jiushi，ganjinrangwomenjinqu，banimenzuihaodefancai，quandouduanshanglai，jintianwomenyaobuzuibugui。”
menkouderenmen，xiangshifengleside，jidongnahan，tingzhezheixienahan，dianlidexiaohuanhejimingxiaren，zaohedelianseshabai，shuangtuidaduosuo。
“小…小姐。”
xiaohuanzhandou：“womengaizenmeban？”
jianxiaohuandengren，hedelianseshabai，xiaoyanqingqingyixiao：“fangxin，woshuonengrangnimen‘qisihuisheng’，jiuyidingneng，nimenruobuxin，kanzhebianshi。”
“各位父老乡亲。”
xiaoyangaohan：“jintiandehuodong，mashangkaishi，danzaikaishizhiqian，woyaoxianjiangyigeguize。”
“规则？”
“什么玩意？”
zhongrenyihuobujie，danmeiyouchazui，jixutingzhexiaoyangaohan，bijingxiaoyanzhangdetaishuai，zheifurenchuwuhaideyangzi，rangrenhenvren，kanzhedouxihuan。
“huodongguize，qishihenjiandan，jintianhuiyouwudaocai，mianfeisongjinimenmeigeren。”
“而且！…”
xiaoyanjixugaohan：“zheiwudaocailimian，haiyouyidaoyingcai，neijiushiwomenjuxianmianguandezhaopai‘tianfuhongshaozhouzi’！”
“哗！——”
cihuayichu，shunshirangzhenggerenqundoufeitengle，tian…juranyikaikoujiusongmeirenwudaocai，neilianggeren，qibujiushishidaocai，shigeren，jiushiwushidaocai？
erqie，zuiguanjiandeshi，haiyouyidao“hongshaodunzhouzi”，yaozhidao，juxianmianguanzheidao“tianfuhongshaozhouzi”，keshifeichangchuming，yigezhouzi，jiuyaowuliangwenyin！
xianzairangtamenmianfeichiyige“hongshaozhouzi”，zheiyetaizhile！
“诶呦！”
yourendahan：“liulaoban，zhenshidaqi，juransongwomenbaichizheimeduo，duoxieduoxie，neininkuaikaimen，rangwomenjinquchiba。”
“jiushi，liulaoban，nikuairangwomenjinquba，womenzaoyijingdengbuji，koushuidouliuchulaile。”
zhongrenyanmaojingguang，koushuizhiliu，naohailijinshi‘tianfuhongshaozhouzi’dexiangwei。
“等一下。”
xiaoyanturanyixiao：“buguo，xiangdedaozheidao‘hongshaodunzhouzi’，wohaiyouyigeyaoqiu，zhiyaozheigeyaoqiu，nimendadaole，zheiwudaocaijiumianfeisongnimen。”