第2章
“砰！”
bolisuipianzaishenhuifendejiaoxiafeijian，ganggangtongshangdiandeshexiangtouyebeishuaichengleliangjie，lingjiansanluoyidi。
shenhuifenwuzhebeisuipianhuashangdelianjia，xianxuecongtadezhifengshenchu，tananyizhixindikanxiangshenzhuo，biaoqingzhujianbiandeniuqu，“niganzanima？”
shenzhuokanzhemuqinlianshangdexueji，youshoukaishibushoukongzhidezhandou，tajuran，juranzuochuzheizhongdanibudaodeshi？zheishiqianshidetaxiangdoubuganxiangde！
“扑通！”
shenhuifenturanguizaileneiduibolichazishang，xigaishunjianbeihuachushudaoxuehen。
taquehaosihunranbujue，shuangshouheshi，chaotianhuhan，
“laotianyea！wozenmejiushenglezheimegeguinv，woyoushenmecuonizhijiefawoa！weishenmejiwosongzheimegeguinvlai!”
tadeshouzhizhizhishenzhuodefangxiang，“ninkanqingchua，zheishigebuxiaonv！”
jiezheshenhuifenyidongxigai，zhuanxiangtaguixia，“aiyou，zuzongei，nishiwohuozuzong！wojiniketoule，jiniketouhaibuxingma！”
shenhuifendeetouzhongzhongzaxiangdimian，fachulingrenmaogusongrandemenxiang，“congxianzaikaishiwobushinimale，nishiwoma，nishiwomaxingbu？wojiudangmeiyangguonizheigenver！”
shenzhuoxinxiayijing——youshizheiyizhao！
qianshimeicifankang，muqinjiuhuiyongzheizhao“ketouweixie”。neixiepengpengzuoxiangdeketousheng，jiuxiangzhongchuizazaitaxinshang，bidetayicicixiangtaqufu。
zheijihuyijingchengweishenhuifendebishaji，baishibailing。
shenzhuosisiyaozhuzuichun，nongzhongdetiexiuweizaikouqiangmanyan。jiyizhongdedianjishi、xieyishushangdeqianming、zhangfulengmodelianjiaotichuxian。
nandaotahaiyaojingliyibianshangyibeizidekunanma？
neitazhonghuozheiyishi，haiyoushenmeyiyi！
taqiaoqiaotaochushouji，zhijianyouxiefazhandidiankaizhiboruanjian。
jingtouli，shenhuifendebiaoyanzhengzai**。
danmushangyipian“hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”，“zhubozheishizaiganshenme，gaoxingweiyishuma？”“zhubomamaweishenmejizhuboketoua？taizhixileba！”
qizhong，yitiaolvezhangdedanmuyinqileshenzhuodezhuyi，
“zhuboxiaoxin！womenzheibianyougeshuofa，zhangbeiguyijiwanbeiketou，shiyaotouzouwanbeideyangshou！”
shenzhuokandaozheitiaodanmu，tongkongmengdishousuo。taxiangqishangbeizimuqinneixieguguaidexingwei——zongaishoujitadetoufa，banyezaitachuangbianniannianyouci，haiyoumeiciketoushi，shuodegaozhuangyiyangdehua...
zhibojiandeguanzhongyuelaiyueduo，danmufengkuanggundong：
“**！zheidamaetoudoukechuxuelehaizaike！”
“zhubokuaipaoa！zheijueduibuzhengchang！”
shenhuifenchajuedaobuduijing，tingxiadongzuo，yinsensendidingzheshenzhuodeshouji，“nizaipaiwo？”tamengdipuguolaiyaoqiangshouji，“nizheigebuxiaonv，jurangan——”
shenzhuolinghuodishankai，takanzhemuqinniuqudemianrong，turanfazineixindexiaole，“ma，nizhidaoxianzaizhibojianyouduoshaorenma？yiwanduo。tamendoukanjiannijinverketoule。”
shenhuifendelianseshunjiancanbai，zuichunzhandouzhe，“ni...ni...”
shenzhuolengyanqiaozhe，shenhuifendeliansebianleyoubian，shentixiangqiumokuyebankaishiyaohuang。
zhitingde“peng”deyishengmenxiang，tazhongzhongdediedaozaidishang，shuangshousisidejiuzhuxiongkoudeyiliao，jiqikuazhangdedakouchuanxi。
“aiyou，wodexinzangbingfanle！tengsiwole！woyaochuanbuguoqilaile！kanjiandebangwodage120haoma，wonverbuxiaoa！tayaobisiwozheigeqinnianga！”
taliangtiaotuiyonglixianghoudeng，jiezhezheigulidao，jingzhundihuaxiangqiangbiandechazuo，xianshishiruobandekanleyiyanjingtou，jiezheyonglijiangwugenshouzhidousailejinqu。
shenzhuoniuguotouburenzaikandanmu，zheishitamamazuishanzhangdexima，tongguoxiangbierenqiuzhurangzijizheigenverbeiyulunzhize。
shangyishi，zaijuhuidecanzhuoshang，taduizhezijidexiaoshuhuranbiandeniunieqilai，chenzhedajiayiqijubeidegongfu，sajiaoyiyangxiangtazhanshizijishoushangdebojian。
shuoshenzhuobabasile，zijijiubudebukangqijiatingdezhongren，zuogengduodejiawu。
xiaoshushunshuituizhoudekaishikuajiangtadenenggan，shunbiantileyizuirangshenzhuobangzhemamazuojiawu。
shenhuifenturandangzhezhongrendemiankaishikuqi，shuozheshenzhuoxuexizheimelei，xiaoshihouyoubeitahebabaguanhuaile，zenmehuizuojiawu。
yiqunrenfenfenkaishizhizeshenzhuo，shenzhuozhihaopinmingjieshi，shenchuzijiyijingjunliedeshuangshou，keshimeiyourenting。
neizhongwuliganyuxianzaizhonghe，shenzhuoditou，quekanjianlebukesiyideyimu。
“a！”suizheyishengjianjiao，chatoulibengchuwushuhuohua，shenhuifendeshouzhishunjianbiandejiaohei。
tazaidibanshangbutingniudongzhe，shituzhaodaoyigebingliangdedongxirangzijishufuyixie，danweinengruyi。
shenzhuoweiliyizhenfanyong，guanzhongmenguorangailekoufeng，shoujipingmushangneixieciyandedanmurangtayanqianfahei——
“zheinvertaibuxiaole！”
“mamadouzheiyanglehaibuguan？”
“yangzheizhongbaiyanlangburuyangtiaogou！”
记忆如潮水般涌来。
qianshineichangjiayanshang，sishiwusuideshenhuifenchuanzhejinshendaolechuzhuiroudeqipao，lingkouhaibiezheduosuyandejiahua。
jiuguosanxun，taturan“aiyo”yisheng，zhenggerenwangxiaoshushenshangwai，shouguyidazaitadatuishang。
“junpinga...”taniezhesangzi，shengyinnianhuhude，yanjiaodeyuweiwenlikazhehouhoudefen，“nikanwozheishou，douqijianzile...”
shuozhehaibatuzheyanhongzhijiayoudeshouwangxiaoshushoulisai，muzhizaitashouxinliaimeidicengleliangxia。
xiaoshuzheigemeinaozide，likebanzhelianxunshenzhuo，“nimazheimexinku，niyebuzhidaodabashou！”
shenzhuogangyaojieshi，shenhuifenturanwuzhexiongkou，yanleishuolaijiulai，“bieguaihaizi，taxuexiqueshitinglei，doushiwo，doushiwotaiguanzhetale，congxiaomeirangtazuoguojiawu...”
shuozhe，haiyongshoubeimolemoyanjiao，yifutunxiasuoyouweiquwangduliyandemoyang。
suoyourendetaofashengdoujujizaileyichu，shenzhuozhandouzheshenchubumandongchuangdeshuangshou，keneixieqinqimenjiuxiangxialeyiyang，zhiguzheanweineige“kelian”demuqin。
jiyidezuihou，shimuqinkaozaixiaoshuhuailishi，zuijiaoneimozhuanshunjishidedeyixiaorong。
“滋啦！”
yishengcierdejianjiaotuwudexiangqi，xianxiehuaposhenzhuodeermo。
zhijianshenhuifenfengkuangshuaizheshuangshou，yuanbenjingxinbaoyangdezhijiayijingjiaoheibianxing，talangbeidezaidishangfangun，neizhangtuzhimofendelianyijingchediniuqu。
gengkexiaodeshi，tazaihuangluanzhongyibabaozhulepangbiandetiezhilajitong，yibianhaojiaozheyibianbaliantieshangqujiangwen，wanquangubudeshenmexingxiangle。
sushelidedongjinghenkuaiyinlaileweiguan。zoulangshangjimanlekanrenaodexuesheng，juzheshoujipaigebuting。
yourenyijingpaoquhandaoyuan，shenzhuodeshiyouyeganlehuilai，jianzhuanglikebodale120。
jiuhuchedemingdishengjianjianyuanqu，shenzhuozuozaidaoyuanbangongshili，mianwubiaoqingditingzhexunhua。
daoyuanxiangzhengxingdiwenlejijutadeshentizhuangkuang，jiezhebanqilian，“jintianfashengdeshiwoyeyousuoerwen，buguanzenmeshuo，tabijingshinimuqin。‘buxiaozhirenbukejiao’，zheihuanizonggaitingguoba？”
shenzhuoliulegexinyan，qiaoqiaozaizhuoxiaanxiashoujiluyinjian。
“nikendingbudongzheigedaoli，buranzuobuchuzheizhongshi。”daoyuanziguzidishuojiao，“jizhu，tianxiawubushidefumu...”
“neidaoyuanjianguoqinshoushasizijihaizidefumuma？”shenzhuoturantaitoudaduan。
daoyuanyishiyusai，“zhei，bukeneng...”
“xinwenliduodeshi。”shenzhuolengxiao，“yourenweilexinhuanshaosiqinshenggurou，yourenzaizaihunzhangfumianqianqiasierzi...xuyaowoyijianjianshuojinintingma？”
daoyuanhaixiangshuoshenme，shenzhuoyijingtingbujinqule。taqishenlikaibangongshi，xiyangdeyuhuisazaizoulangshang。zheishi，yizhishoudashangtadejianbang。
tazhuanguotou，kanjianleyizhangzheibeizidoubuxiangzaijiandaodelian。