1986年清晨。
dongdongdongdeqiecaishengcongtongziloulichuanlai，yanchandejiefanglinjurenbuzhuzazui。
“zheizhujiaderizijiushihao，qiaoqiao，zheishiyouchishangroule。”
lingyidaoshengyinqinghengyisheng，yibapukaixihaodeyifu，wangshengziliangshai：“chanzuilangutoudeyijiaren，wojiubuaichirou。”
lantoujindenvrenpiepiezui，nineishibuaichi？
你是吃不起！
香不迷糊你。
luobuchengsi，rouchengduan，lajiaohaidepeishangtujidan。
tuzaoqihuo，wangtieguolidaoshangyishaoyou，cilayisheng，buduohuinongyudefancaixiangcongchufangmimankailai。
chuanzhesuihuaweiqundezhongniannanrenmingjiaozhuhao，cengshiguoyingfandiandedachu，yinzheqianxieniannaojihuang，liangshiduanque，roucaijihuxiaoshi，jiulianwotouxifandoushaodekelian，sangehaizizhangzhezuidengzhechifan，tarenjiaiedebazijideneifenshengxialaiyebutiebuzhu，kanzhexifuyeedemianhuangjishoude，tazheigexinliyoukua。
zheishiqiaojianlexinfengkou，bianyiyaoyacizhi，paodaodachengshizuoqiledaomaishengyi。
rujinqingkuanghaozhuan，jiajiadounengchibaofan，bianhuilaibaiqileditan，tayoujingyan，shengyibucuo，wenbaoxiahaiyouyuqian。
yibianhuiwuzhechanzi，yibianhuitouchongfangjianhan：“xifuer~jiaowomenguaibaoqichuangchifan~”
jixiaoyueshixiaoxuejiaoshi，zaijialishenshangbingmeiyoujiaoshidewenrou，yishounazhesaobayishouqiayao，chongzheererzidefangjianchongqu！
“xiaotuzaizishuishuishuijiuzhidaoshui，tiantaxialaile**doubuzhidaonuowo。”
bansuizheyizhennumasheng，lianhuansaobadazaibeizishang，beiwoliderengonglegong，mengzhelian，luchusuihuadakucha。
sizhubupakaishuitangyibanhengheng：“zaishuiyihuier。”
jixiaoyueyiningmeitou，youshiyisaoba：“zhushunsui，wokannishipiyouyangle，haibukuaishoushishoushigennixiaomeiquxuexiaokankanqingkuang！zanmenjiaanana，xuexizheimehao，zenmekenengmeibeidaxueluqu？”
zhushunsuiwenyanguluyishengcongchuangshangpaqilai，banmizheyanjingchuanyishuxi。
“xiaomeixiaomei，xiaomeishangbeizishihuangdiba，woshixiaomeidegounucai！”
meiluqujiumeilubei，zhengmingbushixuexideneikuailiao！
kezheihuatakebuganshuo，zhinengzaixinlididigugu。
jixiaoyuexuxutaotao：“niyebiebaoyuan，sheirangninaoziben，jialijiunixiaomeishangxue，woa，jiuzhizheananguangzongyaozuni！”
zhushunsuiyilianwuyu：“guangzongyaozu，guangzongyaozu，jiuniyitiandaowanguimixinqiaoleyiban，zhizhexiaomeiyigeguniangjiaguangzongyaozu，xiaomeigaimingzhuyaozudelehaijiaoshenmezhuqingan？”
“haiyoudageshiquyuandifangshangdaxueyoubushisile，zazainizuiligenmeizheigerenshangdaxueside？”
jixiaoyuejiangsaobafanghuiqu，fanglexieshuizailianpenlixishou：yanlibijingxingji，suiranzijishitaqingugu，kedaodibushicongzijiduzilipachulaide，qinshuyoubie，sheicaishizhendegentaqin，tahaishizhidaode。
bangbangliangquandazaierzikuankuodehoubeishang：“shaopinzui！”
quantouluozaishenshang，naoyangyangside，zhushunsuirenming，chezhesangzijiaozhuqingan：
“shoushihaolemezuzong！”
beizhizheguangzongyaozudezhuqingancikezhengtuosai，meimouaiyuandeqiaofangshangguazhederili。
tiaotiaojianjianfancai，duchunbaoyuan：“xiaozhangjianeiyouchunyoubendechouguinvdounengkaoshang，wopingshenmebuneng？”
caliandezhushunsuitingdaomeimeizheimeshuorenjia，zhijielele：“renjiazhoushuyunneilichoule？jiuniyitiantiandekansheidouchou，lubianguotiaogou，niyenengtiaochulaibabaigemaobing。”
jixiaoyuenazheyibaoniupizhibaoguodedongxiyibatuikaizhushunsui：“quququ，meikannixiaomeibugaoxingni？”fanshoujizhuqinganbaolisailebushaohaodongxi，shuiguodianxindeng，zhushunsuixiangqunabeiqiaoleshoubei，zhamaole。