第2章

“ma,zanmenjiashibushizhiyouxiaomeishiqinshengde,wogendagedoushijianlaidea?erqietajiuquxuexiaowenwenqingkuang,yihuijiuhuilaile,chibuzhezheimeduodongxi。”

tabumandejiaorang,jixiaoyuelianshangshanguoxinxu,dafachanguisidesaijitayigeshuiguo:“chichichijiuzhidaochi,nikankanniguangzhanggezibuzhangnaozidechundan!”

deleshuiguodezhushunsuiguoranbuzainaoteng,liezhezuixiaochuyikoudabaiya,zuoxialaibaizhoupeizhexiangpenpendechaocai,chidegagaxiang。

jixiaoyuekanzhexiaoguinvmanlianchourong,dunshixintengbuyi:“kaodeshangjiushang,kaobushangfuduyexing,zaijiawanyexing,buzheji,zanmenmanmanlai,kebiejiwodaguinv,chouhuailou,chifan,chifan!”

jianzhuhaozhizhidaomentouzuofan,yijuhuabushuo,jixiaoyuezouguoquningletayiba,nanrendunshihaoyisangzi:“aiyouxifu,wozheishiroubushimutou!”

“guinvdounanshouchengshenmeyangle,niyishengbuhangde,nibushimutouwoshimutou?”

jixiaoyuezhangdepiaoliang,nveryichuanlezijidehuarongyuemao,tashizenmekanzenmexihuan。

zhuhaopingshijiupaxifu,jialidedadaxiaoxiaoshidoutingjixiaoyuede,tashuosha,jiushisha!

tashuodagou,zhuhaojuebuzhuaji。

duiyuweiyidenver,ziranyeshishangxinde:“guaibaoa,meishia,nimashuodedui,xiangkaodaxuewomengongdeqi!fudugesanwucizanmenyeshangdeqi!”

砰!

jixiaoyuequantouzaxialai:“yaosile!zenmeshuohuade!”

zhuhaopaipaizui,taohaoyixiao。

“嘴坏,打嘴!”

zhushunsuiesiguitoutaisidechidemanzuiliuyou,tamabutaihuizuofan,babuzaichideneijiaoyigeqingtangguashui,cikefangkaileduzichi。

couleyierduotingtamentaolunzheishi,yetaiqishou,biaoshizhichi:“ergexianzaiyezhuanqianle,xiaomeinixiangzuoshenmegedouzhichini!”

nianqingdezhushunsui,chaoqipengbo,chifanhaowuxingxiang。

zhuqinganxianqidepieletayiyan,qishennaqixiaobao,“biechile,zouba。”

zhushunsuikuaisubalawanfan,duziyebaodechabuduole,tuizhezixingcheshiyitaguolai。zhuqingantiaoshanglehouzuo,baishougenjixiaoyuetiantiandegaobie:“babamamawozoule。”

“guaibaolushangxiaoxina。”

“guolihaidunzheroulei,zaodianhuilaia。”

zhushunsuiqizheergangzixingche,cheziyaoyaohuanghuangdexingshiliangbuguiyuanwen,zhushunsuimeiyoucuoguozhuqingandexiaoyanshen。

“zhuxiaoanniganggangshibushifanwobaiyanle?

“aiya,nikanlua,kaigouliwozheixinmaidequnzinijiwoxia!”

zhuqinganxiaoshengbaoyuan,zhushunsuiqinghengyisheng,bamajiushipianxin,tazheishenyifu,nengdideshangtayigeyuedegongzile。

erqiezheiyatouconglaimeiyouchuanguojiuyifu,jianjiandoushizhanxinde。

“zhuxiaoanniyourangmamajinimaixinyifule?”

zhuqinganbeitawendeyileng,xinxudepieyanxiangxiakan,meidengdaotashuohuazhushunsuiyouwenleyiju:“shuohuaa?”

zheixiaredexiaogunianggaoxingle,shenshouquqiatayaojianderou,tengdezhushunsuiaoyisangzi,chadianwaigouli。

“zhuxiaoannimoushaa!”

zhuqinganbeihuangdehaipa,yongshoupaidatadehoubei:“nizhentaoyan,wobuzuonidechele!”

yizhidashoucongpangbianshenguolai,bangzhuzhushunsuifuzhulecheshen,xiongmeiliangrencaimianyushuaigesijiaochaotian。

zhuqingantaitou,neizhishoudezhurenyezhujianbaoluzaitamianqian,lengjiaofenmingdelianpangshangyishuangmouzizhengheichenchendedingzheta。

talianmangshouhuishixian,yishengbuhangdechuitou,yaozhexiachun,zhijianfazhan。

zhushunsuiwenzhuchezidaoxieyoujianchaleyibianchegulu。

“chezihuaile,gangduoxieniatongxue,buranwogenwomeimeikendingyaoshuaidao。”

“meishi,jushouzhilao。”

zhushunsuimangzhequsongsongzhuqinganquxuexiao,youyaoqugongzuo,xianzaichezihuailekendingshilaibujile。tahaimeizhuanzheng,buganchidao,zhinengzhutuozhuqinganzijiqu。