第四章:一路调戏

“zhiyaowomenhao。”yiguzisuansechongjinwodeyanqiu,wojimangzhuanguoshenqu,sunyunpengbuxiaodewoneixindejiujie,wenroudecongshenhouqingqingdebawobaozhu。

woxiayishideyigeduosuo,zheizishitaitemeshuxile。gangcaipeiqiaoyezheime**debaoguowo!

“laogong,guoqudeshidouguoqule,zanmensheiyebuxuxiang。sheiyebuxuti!yihouderiziniaiwowoyeaini,woyaohenihaohaodeyiqishenghuo。”woyikouqibazheixiehuashuowan,juqicaidaobayanqiandedaxiguaxunsuqiehao,sunyunpengxibuzisheng,tagujimeixiangdaowohuizheimetongkuaideyuanliangta,jimangbangwoduanzhexigualehehedezhibencanzhuo。

“lailailai,yijiaziyiqichidunfan!jintianshigehaorizi,bagaoxing!”

wobazheimeduonianyizhiyayizhexindidekeqiu,wokanzhekelian,ketayebuzhidaowodekelian。

“ba,wozhuniheayiyongyuanxingfu!”wojuqijiubei,yiyinerjin。sunyunpengyeganjinjuqijiubei,genzheshuolejuzhufudehua,peizhewohelexiaqu。

ayishijianguochangmianderen,jianwohesunyunpengdouzaitahewobadezheijianshishangbiaoletai,likebujibuhuandeceguotou,duiyizhiditouwanshoujidepeiqiaoshuo:“baobei,niyeshuojijuba!”

peiqiaoweiweiyixiao,juqijiubeizhanleqilai。taneishuangtaohuabanyaoniegourendeyanjingyizhidingzhewo,kandewoxinluanruma。wohenbunengzhuaizhesunyunpengganjinlikai,yongyuanbiezaijianzheige**!

“wozhuni……yongyuanxing……fu!”peiqiaodeyanjingkanzhewo,huaihuaidehelebeizilidejiu,baheayidouhengaoxing,sunyunpengyemeiyouganjuerenhedebushuang,weiyouwo,gangadaoxiaobikudounankan。

neidunfan,wobaheayipinmingdezanxuwodeshouyi。

“mierdemazoudezao,tayoudongshi,zheifancaishaodebucuoba!”wobaxinweidejiayijiacai,woyemangshuo:“ayinixihuanjiuduochiyidian……”

“jiejiewoyexihuan,woyihoukeyijingchangchime?”

peiqiaodejiaozaizhuozixiamianbuweirenzhidegouleyixiawodetuiduzi,neiyikewodejiaozhitoudoutemechoujinle,wohenxiangpaizhuozizhanqilainuhouyisheng:“nitemediaoxisheini!”kewomeiyouneigeyongqi!wozuocuoshile,woyoubabingzaitashouzhong。

neidunfanwochidenanshousile。

haoburongyiaodaokeyigenyunpenghuijia,peiqiaoyoulenglengdegenchulai。

“zheimewanlebuyaodache,yaobujie,jiefu,wosongnimenhuiquba!”tazhizhemenkoudelaosilaisiweiweiyixiao,qinhelishizudebangwomendakaichemen。

“buyongle,womennengdadaoche!”

woxiangdoubuxiangjiuyikoujujue,zhuaizheyunpengjiuzou。peiqiaobuleyiju:“doushizijirenle,hebizheimekeqi,jiejienihaishishangcheba……zuowan……”

dunshi,wodexingedengyixia!

“haoba!”wodanxintashuochuzuowandeyiqie,zheijiahuokanshangqujiuhenweixian。meidaodemeirenpinmeisuzhidesanwurenyuan,zuihaohaishishaoreweimiao。

sunyunpengjianwodayingzuopeiqiaodecheyouxiexingfen,tazidashangdaxuedeshihoujiuxihuanlaosilaisi,wojideneishihouliuxingwankoukoukongjian,tasuoyoudezhaopiandoushiwangshangxiazaidezheichedetupian。jintianyoujihuinengzuoyizuo,taxingfendexianggehaizi,mozhezhenpizuoyizantanbuyi,peiqiaojifengdekanletayiyan,yousaolewoyixia,gouqizuijiaokaikoudao:“jiejie,yihouqianwanbiehewokeqi,zanmendoushiyijiaren。wode……jiushinide,nide……yejiushiwode!”

我去MD!

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