“哼，故弄玄虚。”
chenlinjiandaoxiaoyaoshiyongzhenjiudezhiliaofangfa，buxiedelenghengyisheng，tashixuexiyide，yizhiyilaizhirenweixiyikeyizhibingjiuren，duiyuzhongyizheizhongpianrendebaxi，tayixiangbuxie。
“好了。”
raner，chenlindehuayinganggangluoxia，xiaoyaojiuhuranshuoleyisheng，shouqiyinzhen，kanxianglinruoyu，dao：“nixianzaiganjuezenmeyang？”
“wo，wohaoxiangzhendebutengle。”linruoyulianjiashangbumanxiyue，gangcaitahaitongdenanyirenshou，danzaixiaoyaokaishizhiliaoguohou，tajiuganjuedaoyiguhenwenhedeliliangjinrulezijishenti，neigujutongganhenkuaijiuxiaosanbujian，zhuangtaibizhiqianhaiyaohaohenduo。
“zhei，zheibukeneng！”chenlindahanchusheng，tajueduibuxiangxinxiaoyaonenggouzaizheimeduandeshijianlijiuzhihaolinruoyudebing。
“duiyunizheizhongyongyilaishuo，dequeshibutaikenengde，danduiyuwozheizhongshenyilaishuo，zheijiushixiaocaiyidie。”xiaoyaoqingxiaoyisheng，bunaifandehuihuishou，“haole，gaiganmaganmaqu，biezaizheierdiurenxianyanle。”
“ni……heng，zheicisuannihen，zanmenzouzheqiao！”chenlinnubukee，danyezhidaozijimeilianjixuzaizheierdaixiaqule，liaoxiayijuhenhua，qichongchongdehuidaozijideweizhi。
“aiya，shenmejiaozuoshenyi？zheicaijiaoshenyi，wohaiyiweigangcaineirenduolihaini，gaolebantianjiushigexiuhuazhentou。”
“shuodeshi，haihaowoyanjingxueliang，yiyanjiukanchutabuxing。”
“qie，nigangcaibuhaishuoquyaobierendelianxifangshi，jieshaojizijiguinvma？”
“……”
jianzhenglexiaoyaodeshenqiyishu，zhongduochengkedoushixinfukoufule，duixiaoyaokuajiangbuduan，shenmeqiantuwuliangweilaibichengdaqizhileidehuadoushuolegebian。
xiaoyaoyebuqianxu，yiyijiexiale，yinweidashifujiaodaoguota，gaigaodiaodeshihoujiudegaodiao。
linruoyuquwanxishoujianhuilai，xiaolianyingyingdekanzhexiaoyao，dao：“gangcaixiexienile，yaobushini，wodoubuzhidaozenmebanle。”
“yidianxiaoshi，wuzuguachi。”xiaoyaohaoshuangdehuilehuishou。
“buguoxianzaiwoxinle，yuanlainigangcaibushizaichuiniua。”linruoyunannandao，tazhiqianhaiyizhiyiweixiaoyaoshizaikaiwanxiao，bijingxiaoyaokanqilaizheimenianqing，zenmeyebuxiangshiyigedongyishuderen，danjingguogangcaideneijianshi，linruoyushichedifule。
“wozheimelihaideren，nalihaiyongdezhechuiniu？”xiaoyaoyaoleyaotou。
“qie，jidianyangguangjiucanlan。”linruoyuqinghengyisheng，juelejuexiaozui，dao：“buguojiusuannidongyishu，dannikendingyebuhuiwugongba，kannizhangdebaibaijingjingde，erqieyebuqiangzhuang，gujilianwodoudabuguoni。”
“dashifushuoguo，nvrenshiyonglaitengde，bushiyonglaidade。”xiaoyaoyaoyaotou，hanqingmaimaidezhushizhelinruoyu，“youqishixiangnizheimepiaoliangdenvhaier，jiugengbunengdale。”
“youzuihuashe。”linruoyuqiaolianweihongdecuileyikou。
“haha，wozheishidashihua。”xiaoyaoqingxiaoyisheng，huranbuchongleyiju，“buguodaihuiernijiunengkandaowodelihaile。”
shuozheihuashi，xiaoyaodemuguangtouxiangyuanchudelianggezhongniannanren，zuijiaoxianqiyimoyinmidexiaoyi。
“shenme？”linruoyuyouxiebudongtahualideyisi。
xiaoyaomeiyouzaihuida，weibishuangyan，kaishixiaoqiqilai。
“ni，zhenshigetaoyandejiahuo！”linruoyujiandaoxiaoyaofeidanbulita，juranhaishuileqilai，dunshiqibudayichulai。
takeshizhonghaidaxuedexiaohua，pingchanglinagenandejianletabudebinbinyouliqiongzhuibushede，jieguozheijiahuodaohao，juranzheimebubatafangzaixinshang，shizaishitaikeele！
“heng，biexiangbenguniangzailini。”linruoyujiaohengyisheng，yubeifangzaishenqian，yeshibishangmeimouxiaoshuileqilai。
“quanbubaqianjiwojiaochulai，fouzebieguailaozibukeqi！”jiuzaizheishi，yidaolengmodehanshengxiangleqilai。
“zheimekuaijiuchenbuzhuqile。”xiaoyaozuijiaoqingxian，zhengkaishuangyan，zhijiandezhiqiantazhushiguodelianggezhongniannanrengezinazheyibabishouzhanleqilai，chongzhezheiyijiechexianglijinyoudeqibagechengkeweixiedao。
neilianggezhongniannanrenshencaikuiwu，lianshanghaigeziyouzheyidaozhengningdedaoba，kanshangqushifenheren。
“jinimen，quandoujinimen，bieshawo。”zheixiechengkenalijianguozheizhongchangmian，doushihaipadebudele，ganjinbashenshangdecaiwuquanbujiaochulai，yibianhanhanzheraoming。
neilianggedaobalianjiandaozheixierenzheimeshuncong，yedoushimanyidexiaolexiao，“zheijiuduile，womenxiongdiliangzhijiecaibusharen，ganjingunyibianerquba。”
shuozhe，tamenbadishangdexianjinyinxingkayijiyixieguizhongdeshoushidoushourulebaoli，xiangxiaoyaosuozaideweizhizouguolai。
“xiaoniuer，qilaile。”xiaoyaohuhuanleyisheng。
“biechao，woshuihuier……”linruoyubugaoxingdedunangleyisheng，jixushuijue。
“woqu，zheixiaoniulihaia，youjiefeidouhaishuidezhe！”xiaoyaofazineixindekuajiangdao。
“jiefei？shenmejiefei？”yitingdaozheilianggezi，linruoyumengdijingxingguolai，kanzhexiaoyao，“naerlaidejiefei？”
“nihoumian。”xiaoyaozhilezhitashenhou。
linruoyuzhuanshenkanqu，guoranjiandaolianggeshencaikuiwumiandaidaobadenanzinazhebishouzouleguolai，hedetamianseyibian，“ni……nimenxiangyaoganshenme？”
“zeze，meixiangdaocheshanghaiyouzheimepiaoliangdexiaoniuer，haha，zheicizhenshizhuandalea。”qizhongyigedaobaliantianletianzuichun，yinxiededao。
“pa！”lingwaiyirenyibazhangpaizaitanaomenshang，meihaoqidedao：“bieyifuzhugeyang，womenshiyousuzhidejiefei。”
shuowan，tasaoleyiyanxiaoyaoheyipangyijinghedehunshenfadoubuganshuohuadechenlin，“zheixiaoniuer，shinimensheidenvpengyou？”
“tade！”chenlinhaobuyouyudezhixiangxiaoyao，yaotoudao，“zheishigenwomeiguanxi，dage，fanglewoba？”
“zheige**……”linruoyusuiranduichenlinyidianhaogandoumeiyou，danjiandaoduifangjuranzhiguzhezijibamafanpaoxiangtamen，haishirenbuzhuyouxieshengqi。
xiaoyaozhishidandanyixiao，zheijiahuodeguixinsi，tazaojiukandeyiqingerchu。
“zheiyanga……”neidaobaliandianlediantou，kanxiangxiaoyao，zhengxiangshuoshenme，queshitingdaoxiaoyaoqiangxiandao：“neige，jiefeidage……ruguowomeikancuodehua，neijiahuoshoushangdaidebiaoyinggaishigelasudide，jiagedagaizaishiwankuaizuoyou……”
“shenme，shiwan？”yitingzheihua，liangjiefeidunshiyijing，qiqikanxiangchenlinshouzhongdewanbiao，daxiaodao：“haha，shiwankuai，zanmenfalea。”
gangcaitamenzaineixierenshouzhongqianglaidexianjinjiashangshoushiyigongyecaijiwankuaidejiazhi，zheiyikuaibiaojiushishiwankuai，zheiqianlaideyetairongyileba。
“ni，ni……”chenlinfennudewangzhexiaoyao，qideshuobuchuhualai，tongshitahaihenchijing，zheimeyigeshanlichulaidenongcunwa，zenmehuizhidaotashoushangzheikuaibiaodepinpaihejiage？
deque，xiaoyaoshicongdashanlichulai，dantazaijinianqiankaishijiugenzhedashifusichuzhixingrenwu，keyishuoshiyoubianguoneiwai，ququyikuaishoubiaotadangranshirendede。
“haojiahuo，nihaizangdetingshen，babiaonalaiba！”yigejiefeiyibaduoguochenlinshoushangdeshoubiao，dajiaoyiti，jiangchenlinchuaifeilechuqu，zhijieyundaozaidi。
“hehe，zheijiaolishangwanglai。”xiaoyaoluchuyimotianzhenwuxiedechunpoxiaorong。
linruoyuzaiyipangkanzhe，xinlichijingdebudele，xinxiangxiaoyaobiaomiankanqilaihaitingposhide，yuanlaixinlizheimefuheia。
不过……做得好！
“xianzaigainimenle？”daobalianheiheixiaodao。
“a，dage，niyekandechulai，wogangcongshanlichulai，shenshangshadoumeiyoua。”xiaoyaoluchuyifuweinandebiaoqing。
“haha，meiqianyecheng，baninvpengyourangjigeliangwanliangtianjiuchengle。”liangjiefeixiangshierxiao，xiaorongzhongtouzheyinxie。
tingdaozheihua，linruoyuqiaoliancanbai，ganjinwanglimiansuolesuo，xinlianxiangzheilianggejiahuogaibuhuizhenyaobangjiataba……tahainianqingni，haiyouhenduopiaoliangdifangmeiquguo，haimeiyoutanguolianai，tabuxiangzheimejiuwanlea。
“neige，dage，tabushiwonvpengyou。”xiaoyaochengshideyaoleyaotou。
“bushininvpengyou？”liangrenyileng，xuanjixiaodegenghuan，zheiyangdehuaneijiugenghaoshuole。
“xiaoyaonigefuxinhan，gangcaihaishuoaiwoaidaotianbengdiliehaikushilan，xianzaijiushuowobushininvpengyoule，nige**！”linruoyuyitingxiaoyaodehua，dunshiqidebuxing，yibapudaoxiaoyaoshenshang，“heng，nibiexiangpaoxiawo！”
“wogangcaiyoushuozheixiehuama？”xiaoyaonaonaotouxianglehaoyihuieryexiangbuqilai，yejiusuoxingbuxiangle，zhijiewendao：“xiaoniu，nishiwodenvpengyou？”
“dangranshile！”linruoyulijidiantou，sihaomeiyouyishidaozijiyijingluoruxiaoyaodexianjing。
“ai，haoba，kanzainizhangdehaibucuodefenshang，wojiumianqiangshouxianidangwonvpengyouleba。”
xiaoyaobiaomianzhuangzuowunaideshuodao，xinlizaoyilekailehua，heihei，haimeijinchengjiuzhaodaodiyigenvpengyou，kaimendajia。
“ni……”linruoyucishizongsuanyishidaozijibeizheijiahuoshuale，henhendeqialeyixiaxiaoyaoshoubei，“niganshuawo？”
“zheikeshinizijichengrende，guaibudebieren。”
linruoyudedongzuoduixiaoyaolaishuojiugennaoyangyangmeishenmequbie，dandanyixiao，xuanjikanxiangyipangmudengkoudaidelianggejiefei，yaoyaotou，“buhaoyisialiangweidage，xianzaitashiwonvpengyoule，suoyibunengrangjinimenle。”