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“geweichengkeqingzhuyi，zhonghaishihuochezhandaole，qing……”jiuzaizheishi，labalixiangqiguangboyuanhaotingdeshengyin。
“a，daozhanle。”linruoyuyijing，ganjintuikaixiaoyao，naqizijidexinglixiangwaipaoqu。
“kao，shenmeshihoudaozhanbuhao，pianpianshizheishihou，huaiwohaoshia。”xiaoyaomeihaoqidehengleyisheng，yeshizouxialehuoche。
rangxiaoyaomeixiangdaodeshi，linruoyujuranjiuzhanzaiyipangdengzheta。
“xiaoruoyu，wojiuzhidaonishebudewo。”xiaoyaoyilianxiaoyideyingleguoqu。
“qie，sheishebudenia，zhenbuhaisao。”linruoyujiaohengyisheng，congbaolinachushouji，“nidianhuashiduoshao？”
“zheimekuaijiukaishiyaodianhuale，wodemeiliguoranwuqiongdaa。”xiaoyaoyouyilianziwolianghaodetaozuiqilai。
“……”linruoyushizaishoubuletazheifuziliandeyangzi，chadianmeirenzhuyigeshoujijixiaoyaopaiguoqu。
xiaoyaoyeshinachuleyigeshouji，shoujihenjiu，shitazaixiaozhenshanghualesanbaikuaitaolaide，dangshikexintengsitale。
“haole，xiacijian，woxianzoule。”jiaohuanwandianhuahaoma，linruoyujiuxiangxiaoyaozhaolezhaoshou，tuizhexinglixiangkuaibupaokaile。
“zenmezoudezheimejia，wohaiyikoudoumeiqinshangni。”xiaoyaowunaidetanlekouqi，ruoshiranglinruoyuzhidaotaneixindewochuoxiangfa，gujipaodegengkuaile。
“suanle，haishiquzhaowolaopoba。”xiaoyaoyaoyaotou，naqishoujidalegedianhuachuqu，gangyijietong，jiutingdaodianhuaneibianchuanlaiyizhenzhizhiyayadeshengyin，yihuowendao：“dashifu，nineibianzaidizhenma？”
“meiyou，heniershifuliangongni。”yidaoyouxieqichuanyuyudeshengyinchuanlai。
“liangong？”xiaoyaolengleleng，henkuaijiumingbaiguolai，heiheiyixiao，“yuanlaibushidizhen，shichuang……haha。”
“xingle，chouxiaozi，youshenmeshiganjinshuo，biefangaiwomenliangong。”dashifuyibianliangong，yibiandachuanqidedao。
“woxianzaiyijingdaozhonghaile，nizonggaigaosuwolaopozainaerleba？”xiaoyaozhijiewendao。
shuoshitalaopo，qishishixiaoyaodeweihunqi，zaitahenxiaodeshihoujiudingxialezheimenqinshi，tingshuoshiyinweitadashifuzaiguowaijiuleyigehenyouqiandegongsilaozong，duifangjiujuedingjiliangjiajiexiayimenqinshi。
qinshideyifang，ziranjiushixiaoyaole。
“zheimekuaijiudaole，neixingba，nizhijiequjinxiudashazhaotamendezongcai，haoxiangjiaoshenmesuqingroulaizhe，neijiushinideweihunqi，meibiedeshiwojiuguale，buranniershifuyouyaorangwoguicuoyibanle。”shuowan，duifangguaduanledianhua。
“wokao，zheimecaolv？”xiaoyaoyileng，shouqishouji，nianlenian“suqingrou”zheigemingzi，heiheiyixiao，“zeze，budele，wozheiweihunqihaishigongsizongcailaizhe，kanlaiwoyihoubuchouchibuchouchuanlea。”
“haha，laopo，wolaile。”xiaoyaoxingfendepaochuhuochezhan，zhaolaiyiliangchuzuche，“qujinxiudasha。”
“xiaohuozi，kannizheiyangzi，yinggaishigangjinchengba？qujinxiudashashizhaogongzuo？”yishangche，chuzuchesijijiukaishikankanbujueqilai。
“bushi，shiquzhaolaopo。”xiaoyaorushihuida，meibanfa，nongcunwajiushilaoshi。
“zhaolaopo？”sijiweiweiyizheng，juedeyouxiexinxianle，“nilaoposhijinxiujituandeyuangong？”
shuozheihuashi，sijimiandaihuaiyizhise，mianqianzheishaoniankanqilaibuguoshibajiusuidenianji，chuanzheputong，huotuotuoyigegangcongxiangxialaide，zenmekenengyoulaoponi？
jiusuanyou，yebukenengshizaijinxiujituangongzuoa。
jinxiujituankeshizhonghaishishuyishuerdedagongsi，erqiehaishijiweiyoumingdemeinvgongsi，zaijinxiujituanzhong，dabufenyuangongdoushimeinv，jianzhishinanrendetiantanga。
“chabuduoba。”xiaoyaodianlediantou，xinxiangjinxiujituandezongcaiyinggaiyesuanshiyuangongba。
“heihei，neinikezhenyoufuqi。”
shuowanzheihua，sijibuzaidahua，yinweizaitakanlaixiaoyaoduobanshizaichuiniu，jiupingxiaoyaozheinongyifuxiaonongmindexingxiang，zenmekenengzhaodaojinxiujituandeyuangongdanglaopo。
sijibushuohua，xiaoyaodaoshiyouyichameiyichadeshuoleqilai，“duile，sijidage，nizhidaosuqingrouma？”
“嘎！”
tingdaozheihua，sijichadianmeiyouyigejichachetingxialai，jingyawendao：“nigangcaishuoshei？”
“苏清柔啊。”
“dangranrenshia，suqingroukeshizanmenzhonghaizuiyoumingdeshangjienvshen，tajiushijinxiujituandezongcai，nianjibuguoershisansi，jiuyijingbagongsizhilidejingjingyoutiao，zaijiashangtazhangdegendamingxingsidezheimepiaoliang，buzhidaoyouduoshaofujiazidixiangyaozhuiqiuta，danzhijinhaimeitingshuosheichenggongguode。”tidaosuqingrou，sijidehualimaduoleqilai。
xiaoyaomanyidedianlediantou，“ng，bucuo，suirannianlingbiwodaleyidian，danpinxinghaibucuo，dangwolaopoyehaimianqiang。”
“nishuosha？”sijihuaiyizijitingcuole，zheijiahuoshuosuqingroushitalaopo？
“suqingroujiushiwolaopoa。”xiaoyaozhongfuleyibian。
“pu，haha。”sijizhongyurenbuzhudaxiaoqilai，huitoukanlexiaoyaoyiyan，“xiaohuozi，nikezhenhuikaiwanxiao。”
ruguogangcaixiaoyaoshuotalaoposhijinxiujituandeyuangong，sijihaiyouyidiandianxiangxindehua，neimexianzailianzheizuihoudeyidianxinrenyemeiyoule。
开什么玩笑？
suqingrouzheizhonggaogaozaishangdenvshen，lianzhonghaizheimeduoyouxiudefujiazididouzhuibudao，zheigexiaonongminjuranshuosuqingroushitalaopo，zheishiyaoxiaositama？
“wokeshigechengshidehaoshaonian，suanle，nibuxiangxinyemeibanfa。”xiaoyaohaobujieyidetanletanshou，xinliandaozheiniantoushuozhenhuahaizhenshimeiduoshaorenxiangxinlea。
buguomeishenme，fanzhengdaihuiertajiunengjiandaozijizheigeweihunqile。laidaojinxiudashawai，xiaoyaofuqianxiache，taijiaoxiangdashazouqu。
“qie，wojiubuxin，nigenongcunlaidexiangbalao，haizhennengzoujinzheijinxiudasha？”sijidaoshimeiyoujizhezou，miandaibuxiedekanzhexiaoyao，takeshitingshuoguode，yinweijinxiujituandabufenshinvyuangong，suoyianbaogongzuozuodejiqiyange，yibanrengenbenjinbuqu。
zheigenongcunwa，jiugengbiexiangjinqule。
xiaoyaodayaodabaidelaidaodashaqian，zhengyaojinqu，lianggebaoanjiupaoleguolai，lanzhuleta，“jinxiujituan，xianzarendengjinzhirunei。”
“woqu！nimenshuowoshixianzarendeng？”xiaoyaodengdayanjing，zheilianggejiahuojianzhiyouyanwuzhua，tazheizhongdashuaigequnaerdoushifengweiguibin，juranshuotashixianzarendeng，zheibushigaoxiaoma？
lianggebaoandalianglexiaoyaoyiyan，hunshenshangxiameiyouyidianzhiqiande，haibeilegepobao，yaobushihaisuanzhengjieganjingdehua，heyigeqigaimeiyourenhequbie，zheibushixianzarendengshishenme？
“ganjingunkai，yaoshizaizaizheierluosuo，jiubieguaigemenerbukeqile。”yigebaoanbunaifandehuilehuishou。
“buxing，wodejinquzhaoren。”xiaoyaoyaoleyaotou。
“zhaoren？”lianggebaoanduishiyiyan，buxiedexiaolexiao，raoyouxingzhidewendao：“nizhaoshei？”
“zhaowoweilaidelaoposuqingrou。”xiaoyaorushihuida。
“si！”tingdaosuqingrouzheigemingzi，lianggebaoandoushirenbuzhuhunshenzhandouleyixia，ranhougengshihahadaxiaoqilai，“jiunizheiyangzi，yexiangzhaosuzong，haha，biedoule。”
“xingle，womenyelandehenifeihuale，ganjinzou，biezaizheiernaoshi。”
开什么玩笑？
suzongneiyangnvshenjibiederenwu，qishisheidounengjiande？
zheixiaonongmingchuncuishizaigaoxiaohaobuhao？
“ruguoshiwoyiqiandepiqi，wofeishoushinimenlianggeyidunbuke，buguojintianwoxinqinghao，jiufangnimenyima。”
xiaoyaoqinghengleyisheng，nachushoujidalegedianhuachuqu，zhijieshuodao：“wei，dashifu，nihewoneilaoposhuoyisheng，zheieryoulianggebaoanburangwojinqu，ng，ganjindea，taiyangzheimedawohaixiangjinquchuichuikongdiaoni。”
shuowan，xiaoyaoguaduanledianhua，kanlekanyipang，zhenghaoyouyizhangxiaobandeng，tazouguoquyi**zuolexialai，zuilihengzhexiaoquer，haobuyukuai。
……
jinxiujituan，zongcaibangongshi。
yigeyuemoershilaisuinianjidenvzizuozaidiannaopanggongzuozhe。
nvzishenchuanyixidanlansezhiyetaoqun，shencailinglongyouzhi，xiongqiandeshanfengyuanrunxiongyong，xianxideliumei，fengrundehongchun，yitouwuheizhangfarupububanchuixia，meiderangrenyibukaishixian。
jiuzaizheishi，yipangdeshoujizhendongqilai。
nvzikanleyiyanlaidianxianshi，jieledianhua，“ba，youshenmeshima？”
“qingroua，nihaijidexiaoshihoujinidingdeneimenqinshiba？”
“记得，怎么了？”
suqingrouweiweiyizheng，duiyuneimenqinshitashizhidaode，haoxiangshiyinweizijidefuqinxiangyaoganxiemougerendejiumingzhienfangcaidingxiade，buguozheijianshiyijingguoquleshijinian，yizhiyilaiyemeishenmedongjing，tayejiubuzenmefangzaixinshang。
“haha，niweihunfujintianlaizhonghaile，jiuzainigongsilouxia，buguoxianzaibeibaoanlanzheburangjin，gankuaidagedianhuarangtashanglai……buranniqinzixiaquyingjieyexing，jidea，yidingyaohaohaoduidai，bijingyihounimenjiuyaozaiyiqishenghuole。”
shuowan，duifangguaduanledianhua。
liuxiayiliandaizhidesuqingrou。
taneigeconglaimeijianguodeweihunfu……laile？
xianzaihaijiuzaigongsilouxia？
suqingroujiujingzhichang，zaoyilianjiuleyizhongfengqingyundandexingge，henduodeshiqingdouwufayingxiangtadexinqing。
dantaxianzaiqueshizhendeyouxiejinzhangle。
suqingroushenweijinxiujituandezongcai，zaijiashangyouzheyifuqingguoqingchengdeliandaner，buzhidaoyouduoshaoyouxiudenanrenzhuiqiuta，dantameiyigekandeshangde，erzheigeweihunfuqueshilaizinongcun，zheirangtazenmebana？
“suanle，jiuxianrangtashanglaiba，ranhousuibiandafazoujiuxingle。”suqingrouwunaidenannanyisheng，dalegedianhuachuqu。
……
gongsilouxia，xiaoyaorengranyouranzidedezuozaixiaobandengshang，chongzhelailaiwangwangdeyuangongdazhaohu，jiuhaoxiangtacaishizheilidezhurenyiyang。
“woqu，zheixiaozimeiwanmeileleshiba？”neilianggebaoanjiandexiaoyaoyuelaiyuexiaozhang，zhongyushichenbuzhuqile，paoguoqunushengshuodao：“ganjingunchuqu，zaibutingquan，womenjiudongshoule。”
“dongshou？nimenkekaolvqingchu，nizheixiaoshouyidong，fanwanjiumeile。”xiaoyaoyilianhaoxindequandao。
“wokao，nichuiniuhaichuishangyinleshiba，wodaoyaokankan，nishizenmerangwomeilefanwande？”yigebaoanlenghengyisheng，taiqiquantoujiuxiangxiaoyaodeshenshangdaqu。
xiaoyaowensibudongdezuozhe，duineibaoandedongzuoshierbujian。
jiuzaineibaoandequantoujijiangdazaishenshangshi，tadoulideshoujihuranxiangleqilai，yejiuzhihaozanshifangguoxiaoyao，naqishoujijietongledianhua。
“waimianshibushiyougerenbeinimenlanzhule？”qinglengdeshengyinchuanlai。
“是啊，你是？”
“苏清柔。”
“什么，苏总？”
neibaoanyijing，chadianmeiyoubashoujinadiao，xinlijidongwanfen，tazuomengdoumeiyouxiangdao，zijiyigexiaobaoan，jurannenghegongsiligaogaozaishangdesuzongshuoshanghua。
“rangtajinlai，laizongcaibangongshizhaowo。”
shuowan，suqingrouguaduanledianhua。
baoandunshilengzaileyuandi。
taqingchudejidegangcaixiaoyaoshuoguo，yaoshizijidaleta，fanwanjiubaobuzhule，gangcaitahaibuyiweiran，kexianzailianzongcaidouqinzidadianhualaile，kejianzheixiaonongminguozhenbujiandan。
“zongcaishuoshenmele？”lingyigebaoanwendao。
“zongcai……zongcaishuorangtajinquzhaota。”baoankanlekanzuozaixiaobandengshangdexiaoyao，lianshangdeqingshizhiyizaoyiyanxiaoyunsan，yilianxianmeidedao：“aiya，zheizhenshidashuichonglelongwangmiao，yijiarenbushiyijiarena。”
“wolaopolaidianhuale？”xiaoyaowendao。
“duide，zongcairangninganjinshangqu，heihei，gangcaideshinindarenbujixiaorenguo，womenzheijiudaininquzhaozongcai。”baoanganjinshuodao。
xiaoyaoqinghengyisheng，zhanqishenlai，pailepailiangrenjianbang，“yejiushiwojintianxinqinghao，burannimenliangzaotangdishanglezhidaoma？zouba，daiwoquzhaolaopo。”
jiandaozheiyimu，buyuanchudesijidunshishale，tahaixiangkanxiaoyaoshizenmebeiganchulaide，kesheizhidaozheijiahuojuranzhendejinqule。
“nanbucheng，talaopozhenshisuqingrou……”sijixinlimaochuleyigekepadeniantou，buganjixuxiangxiaqu。
细思极恐啊！
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