第5章 威胁我老婆?

zailianggebaoananqianmahoudehusongxia,xiaoyaoshunlilaidaolezongcaibangongshiwai。

“dage,jiushizheierle,zongcaijiuzailimian。”baoanyilianxiaoyidediantoudao。

“zhidaole。”xiaoyaobiaomianpingjingdedianlediantou,xinlizaoyimanhuaiqidai。

zongsuankeyijiandaozijizheigeweicengmoumiandeweihunqile。

buzhidaozijizheigeweihunqizhangdedaodizenmeyanga?

“tingzhiqianneigesijidageshuo,wozheigeweihunqikeshizhonghaideshangjienvshen,zhangdeyinggaichabudaonaliquba。”xiaoyaonannanyisheng。

“neige,dage,ninhezongcai……”baoanyouxiehaoqidewendao。

“meicuo,nimenzongcai,jiushiwodeweihunqi。”xiaoyaoyibenzhengjingdediandiantou,pailepailiangrenjianbang,“haohaogan,yihouqiantuwuliang。”

“duoxiedage!”lianggebaoanyitingzheihua,dunshisuranjingli,xinlilekailehua,tamenzheishiyudaoguirenlea。

dafazouzheilianggebaoan,xiaoyaozhenglezhengyifu,yongshoulilelitoufa,dengdaozijimanyiguohou,zhijietuimenerru,“haha,laopo,wolaile!”

zhengtangzaishafashangxiaoqidesuqingroutingdaozheihansheng,hedetalimazhengkaileyanjing,ranhoujiujiandaoyigexiaonongminzhuangbandeshaonianpaolejinlai,yutasimuxiangdui。

dangsuqingroukanqingchuduifangdezhuangbanshi,xinlidunshiyiliang。

zaixiaoyaohaimeiyoujinlaideshihou,tahaixincunyisihuanxiang,buqiuduifangyibiaorencaibinbinyouli,danzuiqimanenggoushaoweikandeguoquba。

ke……xiangxiangshimeihaode,xianshishicankude。

yishenlaotudebunengzailaotudenongminzhuangban,haibeizhegepobao,yejiuzhiyouneizhangbaijingdelianhaijiangjiunengkan。

danhesuqingroudeyuxiangbiqilai,haishichaleshiwanbaqianli。

“nijiushiwolaopoma?”

xiaoyaokanzhetangzaishafashangmianrongjuemeishencailinglongdesuqingrou,xinligaoxingdaolejidian,“wakaka,kanlaiwozheigedashifuhaisuanyoudianliangxin,jiwoanpailezheimepiaoliangdeyigeweihunqi,zheixiayoufule。”

“dazhu!”suqingrouganjinzuoleyigetingxiadeshoushi,qinglengdedao:“wobushinilaopo,nibieluanshuo。”

“e,yedui,bushilaopo,shiweihunqi,wodongde。”xiaoyaoyifuwomingbaiyangzi。

“niyaoshizaiganluanshuo,wojiujiaorenbaniganchuqu。”

suqingroushizaishishoubulezheijiahuole,zhengdasuanqishenxiangbanfaganzouzheijiahuo,queshijiandaoxiaoyaolianmangdao:“biedong!wozenmehaoyisirangwoqinaideweihunqiqinzilaiyingjiewoni,nizuozhe,wojini****。”

“**?”suqingrouyileng,zheijiahuodong**?

“老婆……”

“我叫苏清柔。”

“haoba,qingroulaopo,wokannixianzaihenpibei,yinggaishiyitiangongzuohenxinkuba,buguomeiguanxi,dengwojini**yixia,mashangjiuhaole。”

xiaoyaolaidaosuqingroushenhou,budengsuqingrouzuochurenhefanying,tadeshuangshoujiudazailesuqingroudeshuangjianshang。

“niyaoganma,biepengwo!”

suqingroumiansebinglengqilai,tayixiangbuxihuanheyixingjiechu,zhengyinweiruci,jinxiujituancaishizhonghaishinvzhiyuanzuiduodeyigegongsi。

kexianzaizheijiahuoerhuameishuojiushenshoule,suqingroudangranbuleyile。

danrangsuqingrouwunaideshi,tawulunzenmezhengzha,douqibudaorenhezuoyong,xiaoyaoneishuangshoujiuxiangshiqianzisidegenbenzhengtuobukai。

“bieji,mashangjiuhao。”xiaoyaoqingshengshuoleyiju,shuangshouzaisuqingroudexiangjianshangqingqing**qilai,yiguwenhedeliliangshunzhexiaoyaodeshouzhangyongxiangsuqingroudeshenshang。

“nizaizheiyangwojiu……yi,haoshufu。”suqingrouzhengxiangfahuo,quehuranganjuexiaoyaode**rangtashifenshushi,shenshangdepibeiganyeshihenkuaijiusanqu。

“e……”yigemeirenzhu,suqingroujingshifachuyishengchuanxi。

“wokao,zheijiaosheng,jianzhishoubulea。”xiaoyaoxintouyire,ganjinmoniansejishikongkongjishise,zheicaiyaxialetineidehuomiao,jixujisuqingrou**。

suqingrouyeshiyishidaozijigangcaiyouxieshitai,qiaolianshangshunjianbumanlefeihong,danzheizhongshufudeganjuequeshirangtahunshendouxiangruanleside,youyizhongnanyiyanyude**。

“haole。”xiaoyaofangxiashuangshou,wendao:“qingroulaopo,ganjuezenmeyang?”

suqingrouzheicaiyishidaoxiaoyaoyijingtingxialeshoutoudedongzuo,ganshouleyixia,jingxidedao:“haoshufua,woxianzaihaoxiangyidiandoubuleile。”

“heihei,neishidangran,nilaogongwolihaiba?”xiaoyaoxiaozheyaogongdao。

“nibushiwolaogong,woyebushinilaopo。”suqingroumiansehuifugangcaideqingleng,hengdao:“bieyiweinijiwo**lejixia,wojiuhuitongyizheimenqinshi。”

“e,qingroulaoponishibushigaocuoshenmele,zheimenqinshishiwodashifuhenilaodiezaojiudingxialaide,nibutongyiyemeiyonga。”xiaoyaoxiaoshengdiguleyiju。

“ni……”suqingrouyizheng,xinliqueyouxiemeidile,yinweixiaoyaoshuodedequeshishihua,zheimenqinshizaishijinianqianjiuyijingjiexia,tabutongyiyedetongyi。

“heng,fanzhengwoshibuhuirangnidechengde。”suqingrouaojiaodeqinghengyisheng,xinliananpansuanzhe,yidingyaorangzheijiahuozhinanertui。

xiaoyaojiandaosuqingrouzheigeyangzi,yekaishizhuomoqilai,“wozheigelaopokanlaipiqihaitingjuede,gemingshangweichenggong,tongzhirengxunulia……”

zheishi,yizhenqiaomenshengchuanlai。

“qingjin。”suqingrouhuifulewangridepingjingshense。

yigeshenchuanolzhifu,zhangxiangmaomeidegaotiaonvrenzoulejinlai,zhengxiangshuohua,jiandaobangongshilihaizhanzheyigenanren,buyoudeweiweichijingleyixia。

“meinvnihaoa。”xiaoyaozhudongdazhaohu,xinlitouxiaoqilai,zheijinxiujituanguoranbuyiyanga,quanshifubaimaomeiqizhijiadedameinva。

“zongcai,zhei……”mishuyouxiechiyi。

“bieguanta,nishuoba。”suqingroudandandedao。

“shi,zongcai,huanyujituandezongjinglitangyulaizhaonin,jiuzaiwaimian。”mishuhuidadao。

“tangyu……”tingdaozheigemingzi,suqingrouliumeiqingzhouleyixia,sihuduizheigerenhenmeiyouhaogan。

xiaoyaojiandaosuqingroudeliansebianhua,yeshidazhicaichuleneitangyubushishenmeshancha,daihuieryaoshiganzhaoretalaopo,tafeishoushizheijiahuobuke。

“haha,qingrou,haojiubujianlea。”

yidaoxiaoshengchuanlai,fangmenbeituikai,zhijianyigexizhuanggelv,zhangxiangyingjundenanzizoulejinlai,shenhouhaizhanzheliangmingrengaomadadebaobiao,yikanjiushilaizhebushan。

“nixianchuquba。”suqingrouduimishufenfudao。

“shi,zongcai。”mishudiandiantou,xiangwaizouqu,linchumenshihaijiandaoxiaoyaoxiangtahuilehuishou,“meinvzaijian。”

“haiyouni,niyechuqu。”suqingroumeihaoqidekanxiangxiaoyao。

xiaoyaotianzhenwuxiedexiaolexiao,yidongbudong。

suqingrouyezhidaozijinatameibanfa,suoxingbuguanxiaoyaole,kanxiangtangyu,qinglengdedao:“wojidewomeiyouqingguoni,nilaizheilizuoshenme?”

“qingrou,qiaonizheihuashuode,nimeiqingwo,wojiubunengzijilaizhaonilema?”tangyuxiaolexiao。

“wohenihaoxiangmeizheimeshu,jiaowosuqingrou,huozhesuzongjiukeyile。”suqingrouyijiuyifubolanbujingdeyangzi。

“hehe,haoba,suzong,neiwojiukaimenjianshanyouhuazhishuole。”

tangyuzuijiaoxianqiyimoyinchendexiaorong,“nimenjinxiujituanxiangzaijiaowaihuayikuaidizuoziyuankaifa,wohuanyujituankeyibangmang,buguo……woyaobaifenzhiwushidelirun。”

“baifenzhiwushi?hehe,nikezhenhuikaiwanxiao。”

suqingroulengxiaoyisheng,tadequeshiyouzheigedasuan,erqiezhiqianzhaoguotangyu,yinweihuanyujituanzhuyaozuodejiushidichanzheiyifangmian。

dansuqingroubuguoshizhaotangyubangmangzhaoyikuaidi,jiageshenmedequandouyoujinxiujituanzijichu,tangyujuranhaixiangyaobaifenzhiwushidelirun,zheibushishizidakaikoushishenme?

“suzong,nibutongyiyemeishenme,buguonikedexianghaole,zaizhonghaizheikuaidijie,wohuanyujituankeshidichanyedelongtoulaoda,ruguowobubangni,neinijiubiexiangkuodagongsiguimole。”

tangyubailebaishou,yilianwusuoweidedao。

“你在威胁我?”

suqingroushenseqingleng,tabenlaihaixiangzhetangyubuyuanyidehua,tajiuquzhaobiededichangongsi,dantangyuyaoshicongzhongzulandehua,neiqingkuangjiumafanle。

zhengrutangyusuoshuo,huanyujituanshizhonghaidichanyedelongtoulaoda,qitadegongsigenbenbugandezuihuanyujituan,tadezheigexiangfajiupaotangle。

“haha,zheizenmenengsuanweixieni,zhishishanyidetixingbale。”tangyudandanyixiao,jixudao:“dangran,ruguosuzongjuedezheigebanfabuhaodehua,wohaiyouyigebanfa。”

“shenmeyisi?”suqingrouliumeiyicu,xinliyoubuhaodeyugan。

“jiandan,nijiajiwo,zheiyangyilaiwomenjiushiyijiarenle,niyifenqianbuchu,woyehuibangmangde。”

tangyuxiaozheshuodao,xinliruyisuanpandadexiangliang,suqingroukeshijinxiujituandezongcai,yidanjiajita,zhenggejinxiujituandouhuichengweitadenangzhongzhiwu。

zaizheshuo,suqingroukeshizhonghainvshenjiderenwu,zhenyaojiajitangyu,neitazhuandalea。

“tangyu,nizaizuomengma?”suqingroushenseyufaqingleng,tangyuyijingchupengdaotadedixianle。

“heng,jiuzheilianggebanfa,nixuanyigeba。”tangyudeyiyixiao,“suzong,nikexianghaole,ruguobutongyidehua,jinxiujituanyihouzaizhonghaidelu,kejiubuhaozoulea。”

“你……”

“keke,neigeshei,ruguowomeiyoucaicuodehua,nigangcaishizaiweixiewolaopoba?”

suqingrouzhengyaofazuo,xiaoyaoneiwanshibugongdeshengyinhuranxiangleqilai。