第4章 水许传里都这么演

yaozhidao,zicongpansannianggenlewudalangzhihou,zheiwudalangjiubatadangchengbaobeiyiyang,tiantiandouguanzaijiali,shikedoubuxutabajiaomaichuzijiamenbanbu,shengpatademeiyanrongmaoheenashenduanhuiyinlaibiedenanrendejiyu。

danwuchaohenqingchu,nvrenjiugenhongshuiyiyang。

堵不如疏。

rangtatiantiandaizaijiali,zhihuichanshengyixiefumiandeqingxu,burudadafangfangdidaitachumen。

zaishuo,wuchaozhidaozijideshentizhengzaishengzhang,henkuaitajiunenggougenzijididiwushuoyiyangbiandeqiangzhuang,yougaoda。

tamashangjiuhuironghexiandairendejingyan,kaishizhuandaqian。

daoneigeshihou,yagenjiubuyongdanxinpansannianghuichuguiximinhe!

“niangzi,niquhuanjianyishang,zanliangyiqichumen。”

“哎。”

danfannvrendouaipiaoliang,pansanniangzheiyangdemeinvgengshiruci。

tingdaowuchaokendaizhetachumen,xinerjiuxiangshihudieyiyang,feidaolehuacongdangzhong。

zhuanshenjinlewu,shanglouquhuanyifu,shuzhuangdaban。

wuchaozaimenkoudengzhedeshihou,jiutingdaoshenhoubuyuanchuchuanlaijigerendejixiaosheng。

“tianshengwumeiqiaomoyang,pianjiawuchiduanerlang。”

“gushupi,sancunding,yeyejiechouchang。”

yizhuanshen,jiukandaoyouwugepopiwulaizhanzaibuyuanchu,deyiyangyang,manlianchaonongdikanzhewuchao。

“ai,wudalang,nijinerzenmeyouliqiqilaila?”

“womenxiongdijigebenlaihaixiangjinwuzitanwangniyixia,shundaogennijianiangzihaohaoshuoshuohua,momoxiaoshou,huodonghuodongjinguna。”

“hahaha!nijiaxiaoniangzizheiduoxianhuachazainizheituoniufenshang,zhenshitaikexila。”

“bururangwomengejigedailao,tinihaohaoanweianweita?”

zheijirenyibianshuozhe,yibianjiuyaojinruwuchaozijiadamen,pingrilitamenyeshixiaozhangbahuxiguanle,zongxihuanxinongwuchao。

dantamennalizhidao,xianzaidewuchaozaojiuyijingbushidangchuneigenuoruowunengdewudalangle!

wuchaolianshangdaizhexiao,tabushengqi,tayidingdiandoubushengqi。

yinweitayijingcongqianggenlizhuaqileyigebanzhuan!

wuchaoerhuabushuo,chaoqibanzhuanjiuchaozhegenqianyigedipichongleguoqu。

neibanzhuanbeihuide“huohuo”chusheng,zhiting“peng”deyixia,zhongzhongdizazailedipinaomenzishang!

“niangde,zheigeaituozigandaren,dixiongmenshang!”

sigepopifenzuoyou,huizhequantouaoaojiaodipushanglai。

wuchaojiangbanzhuanchaozhezuijinderendiuleguoqu。

“peng!”deyisheng,neirendeetoubeizazhong,dunshirenyangmafan。

wuchaojianbushangqian,jiezhudanhuilaidebanzhuan,yigeniushen,zhaozheshenceyidipidaguolaidequantouzaleguoqu!

“砰!”

quantougujiesuilie、pipoxuejian!

“砰!”

“砰!”

“砰!”

sanliangxiadegongfu,zheiwugedipiliumangjiubeiwuchaoyongbanzhuanquanbufangdao。

“wuchaoniganchiqishangren,womenzheijiudaoguanfuqugaoni!”

wuchaoshoulizhuazhebanzhuan,qingqingdishangxiapaozhe,xiaoshuo:“nimenjianguodasongnatiaolvfalimianxiezhebanzhuanshiqixiele?”

“wogaosunimen,jintianwojiusuanshiyongzheibanzhuanbanimendetougaigudouzasuile,guanjiayebuhuilailiwo。”

“zaikankannimendegoutui,douyijingmaijinwojiamenjianle!zheijiaosichuangminzhai!jiner,nimenyaoshibuliuyicengpixialai,laozijiubujiaowuchao!”

wuchaohuiwuzhebanzhuan,bazheijigepopiwulaiyidunbaodadeshihou,turantingdaoshenhoubuyuanchuyourenfachuleyishengaijiao。

“aiyo!sheibaganzizabendaguanrentoushang?”

wuchaoyigezhuanshen,jiujiandaoqianfangbuyuanchuyoujigerenzhanzaineiliweiguan。

zheijirenshenshangdoushijinyiluoduan,yikanjiushidahurenjiadegongzige。

qizhongyouyigeren,wuzheetou,shoulizhuazheyigenduanduandezhuganzi。

tadetoumanmanwangshangtai,zhijianwuchaojiaerloudechuanghuchu,pansanniangzhengmiansejingyadikanzhewuchao。

tashitingdaowaibianchuanlaidajiadeshengyin,caihaoqituikaichuanghude。

jieguomeixiangdaoshizijiaxianglainuoruowunengdenanrenzaibaodayiqundipiwulai。

youyuguofenjingya,yizhiyuyonglaichengchuanghudezhuganzidiaolexiaqu。

haosibuside,jiuzazailexiafangyigeyouqiangongzigedetoushang。

erzheiweigongzigecishineiyanzhuziyijingdengyuanle,tadezuibaweiweizhangkai,neilianshangshiwuxiandexiaxiang,tongshihaiyoujiqinongliedeyuwang!

yanqianzheigechangjing,wuchaozaishuxibuguo!

《shuixuchuan》lidouzheimeyanzheni!

wuchaozhuazhebanzhuanjicongcongdichaozheneigongzigezouqu,tazaixinlibutingdiqidao。

不能是西闵鹤!

qianwanbunengshiximinhe!!

jueduiqianwanbunengshiximinhe!!!

wuchaobabanzhuandiudaopangbian,duizheyanqiandegongzigebaoquanxingli:“buhaoyisi,wojianiangzigangcaishuhule,wotitaxiangnidaoqian。”

wuchaozhanzaizheyingjungongzigemianqian,touyezhidaotadexiongtangweizhi。

高下立判!

yingjungongzigezuijiaodaizheyimoqingmiedexiaorong。

tafangfomeiyoukandaowuchaoyiyang,tademuguangyizhidoufangzaipansanniangdeshenshang。

fangfozhetianshangdixia,zhiyouzheimeyigekerener!

“wei,wogennishuohua,tingdaomeiyou?”

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qizhongyirenshenshouzhizhewuchao,jugaolinxiadishuo:“nizheigeaituozi,ganjinjiwogunkai,biedaraolexidaguanrendeyaxing!”

“kanshenmekan,zhidaowoshisheibu?bengongzijiushichengdongxiaotaisui,huacailin!”

wuchaomeitouyizhou,meixiangdaoyanbeiganzidadaoderenzhendeshiximinhe!

eryanqianzheigejiaohuacailindeershazi,kanshangqugenshouhouyiyang,zhenggerenbingyangyangde,lianselahuang,fangfoyizhenfengdounengliaodao。

tashiximinhedelinju,guobuleduojiu,talaopoweiyaneryehuibeiximinhejinongshangchuang,douzuihouzijibeiqidetuxuebushuo,jiachanhaihuibeiximinhequanbuduozou!

yanjianwuchaodengzheziji,huacailingengshitaiqixiaba,bukeyishi:“zaikanbengongzijiubanideyanzhuziwachulai!”

shuozhe,huacailinhaizhuangmozuoyangdishenchulianggeshouzhitouyaoqutouwuchaodeyanzhuzi,jieguo,wuchaoturanzhuazhutadelianggenshouzhi,yongliyibai!